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Mr. Laz
03-18-2006, 05:19 PM
when taking a shower do you wash head-to-toe or toe-to-head?

chefsos
03-18-2006, 05:45 PM
Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

Count Alex's Losses
03-18-2006, 05:46 PM
Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

Bingo.

Also, I love the feeling of a soapy loofah on my balls.

Kclee
03-18-2006, 05:47 PM
Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

New washcloth every day?

Baby Lee
03-18-2006, 05:48 PM
First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

Mr. Laz
03-18-2006, 05:50 PM
except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. .

ROFL ROFL

Braincase
03-18-2006, 05:56 PM
There's a Blue Beacon Truck Wash nearby. Just the foam brush and the spot-free rinse. I try to avoid high pressure waxing in sensitive areas.

chefsos
03-18-2006, 06:04 PM
New washcloth every day?
I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

I had a g/f once who refused to let anyone in the house use a washcloth or a towel twice. I don't think the washer ever stopped running.

gblowfish
03-18-2006, 06:05 PM
Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.

Kclee
03-18-2006, 06:14 PM
I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.




That's what I thought assface. :D

WilliamTheIrish
03-18-2006, 06:20 PM
furiously...

chefsos
03-18-2006, 06:24 PM
That's what I thought assface. :D
ROFL

I've convinced myself that shit degrades to nothing in exactly 23 1/2 hours.

JBucc
03-18-2006, 06:25 PM
New washcloth every day?What ya do is have two in the shower, color coded of course so you know what goes where.

el borracho
03-19-2006, 01:47 AM
Did Donger put you up to this?

Lurch
03-19-2006, 01:54 AM
Feel good,sh-shake it, shake it...

Simplex3
03-19-2006, 02:08 AM
Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.
How do you tell them apart?

Prince22
03-19-2006, 02:48 AM
Hair, face, balls, body

Simplex3
03-19-2006, 02:50 AM
Hair, face, balls, body
Your balls or some Kentuky men's BB player?

Prince22
03-19-2006, 03:03 AM
Your balls or some Kentuky men's BB player?

:cuss:
I'm speachless

Simplex3
03-19-2006, 03:04 AM
:cuss:
I'm speachless
It's easier to talk if you take that guy's johnson out of your mouth. At least that's what goatcheeze tells me.

KC Jones
03-19-2006, 07:13 AM
First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line. Next thing you know you'll be getting manicures and having your hair frosted. :D

gblowfish
03-19-2006, 09:29 AM
How do you tell them apart?Easy.
My ass looks like a sesame street puppet.

BigMeatballDave
03-19-2006, 12:46 PM
Head to toe. How on Earth could someone wash their feet, junk, and ass, then their face/head. EW.

Over-Head
03-19-2006, 01:13 PM
Hair first, absolutely!
Then start at the top, face first, work down, change to the Mrsís soap, and wash my ass :evil:

John_Locke
03-20-2006, 12:30 AM
Top Down!!!

New cloth every day

the missus demands it

and I must say, the nightly results are worth it ;)

greg63
03-20-2006, 12:38 AM
I start with the torso; why? :p

Rausch
03-20-2006, 12:43 AM
I wash my package with the blood of baby seals and the fat of endangered whales.

And if that doesn't work I'm sure more RAM will make my penis bigger...

keg in kc
03-20-2006, 01:17 AM
Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line.Dancing dangerously close? He's so far over the line he makes karaoke night at the Blue Oyster look manly. It makes Frazod's Christopher Lowell deco-craze look tame in comparison.

Rausch
03-20-2006, 01:20 AM
First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

http://www.adammays.com/blog/uploaded_images/AMERICAN%20PSYCHO-787214.jpg

Inspector
03-20-2006, 07:35 AM
I hire two Asian girls to assure complete and thorough cleansing.

They are very good at holding their breath.