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Rain Man
03-19-2006, 01:46 AM
In general terms, what's your biggest problem right now?

Poll to follow, if it's not too much trouble.

milkman
03-19-2006, 01:48 AM
My biggest problem?

Waiting on these damn polls!

Lurch
03-19-2006, 01:48 AM
Hemroids suck...besides, how do I know how I'm gonna wash with all this junk in my trunk?

luv
03-19-2006, 01:54 AM
Thank God I'm not PMS'ing. That list could be quite long.

el borracho
03-19-2006, 01:55 AM
Hemroids suck...besides, how do I know how I'm gonna wash with all this junk in my trunk?
You seem a decent fellow which is why I feel I must warn you that if you get that horrible song stuck in my mind I will probably kill you.

BIG K
03-19-2006, 01:55 AM
In general terms, what's your biggest problem right now?

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Putting the toilet seat back down....

luv
03-19-2006, 01:56 AM
You seem a decent fellow which is why I feel I must warn you that if you get that horrible song stuck in my mind I will probably kill you.
Then I wouldn't visit the thread by that name if I were you.

BIG K
03-19-2006, 01:56 AM
Thank God I'm not PMS'ing. That list could be quite long.

No, really???

j/k

luv
03-19-2006, 01:57 AM
Putting the toilet seat back down....
Why do you have to lift it up to begin with? Just learn to aim.

Lurch
03-19-2006, 01:57 AM
You seem a decent fellow which is why I feel I must warn you that if you get that horrible song stuck in my mind I will probably kill you.

So sorry if I....

Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump...

luv
03-19-2006, 01:59 AM
OMG! Do I have to choose just one? I have to figure out which one leads to another...hmmm. Biggest....

Mental is a given, so I can't choose that one.

There's not a being indecisive option...

el borracho
03-19-2006, 02:03 AM
So sorry if I....

Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump...
Please punch yourself in the face repeatedly until I arrive with the tire-iron.

Miles
03-19-2006, 02:04 AM
None really fit. Mine is I could use a permanet job in the next few months, or the other being find a new pair of skis. I suppose one is more important than the other.

Rain Man
03-19-2006, 02:05 AM
There's not a being indecisive option...

I figured that if I included an "indecisive" option, no one would be able to click it.

el borracho
03-19-2006, 02:06 AM
Hmm... not sure which category this falls into but I recently purchased some oversized rocks...

Simplex3
03-19-2006, 02:10 AM
For the first time in a long time my biggest problem is "not a damn thing". How about that? Thanks for bringing this up, I hadn't really sat down and thought about it.

Ultra Peanut
03-19-2006, 04:26 AM
Why everything that s'posed to be bad, make me feel so good; everything they told me not to, is exactly what I would. Man, I tried to stop man, I tried the best I could, but...

greg63
03-19-2006, 06:02 AM
ÖOne of your many work categories, speaking thereof Iím off to work.

Blackened
03-19-2006, 08:03 AM
In general terms, what's your biggest problem right now?

recurring nightmares.....where Skerry Collins is resigned :doh!:

JBucc
03-19-2006, 08:32 AM
My problem is my cocoa krispies are stale

Bearcat
03-19-2006, 08:51 AM
I'm good, but thanks for asking! :thumb:

el borracho
03-19-2006, 12:20 PM
Why everything that s'posed to be bad, make me feel so good; everything they told me not to, is exactly what I would. Man, I tried to stop man, I tried the best I could, but...
... Why does bad always feel so good?


Forbidden fruit
I'll scale your thorny vine
To reach the top
I'll scrape and twist my spine
Forbidden fruit
Man what a joyous meal
It tastes so sweet
I'll even eat the peel
If they told me that I shouldn't then I would
Man bad must mean good
Why does bad always feel so good?

Sure-Oz
03-19-2006, 12:22 PM
School and Work....

I am ready to graduate in about a year and want a new job that pays me way more.

Bowser
03-19-2006, 12:24 PM
No "my balls itch" choice?

The questionaire is bunk, unfortunately.

VonneMarie
03-19-2006, 12:26 PM
In general terms, what's your biggest problem right now?

Poll to follow, if it's not too much trouble.
You making polls everytime the wind blows.

Rain Man
03-19-2006, 12:43 PM
You making polls everytime the wind blows.

And yet you are irresistably drawn to them, like a moth to a porch light with a 100-watt bulb.

luv
03-19-2006, 12:47 PM
And yet you are irresistably drawn to them, like a moth to a porch light with a 100-watt bulb.
100 watt? Puleeze! I'd say your a 60 watt at best. :p

VonneMarie
03-19-2006, 12:50 PM
And yet you are irresistably drawn to them, like a moth to a porch light with a 100-watt bulb.
[VonneMarie and Rain Man fly near a bug zapper; one flies towards it, as if in a trance]

Rain Man: VonneMarie, no! Don't look at the light!
VonneMarie: [entranced] I-can't-help-it. It's-so-beautiful.
[Larry gets zapped, falls]
Rain Man: Woo hoo!

ROFL

Rain Man
03-19-2006, 01:02 PM
100 watt? Puleeze! I'd say your a 60 watt at best. :p

At least I'm not a three-way bulb.

58-4ever
03-19-2006, 01:03 PM
Damn crackheads that live on the street near my work. My truck window was punched out for the SECOND time the other day. All for a CD player. **** you crackheads!

patteeu
03-19-2006, 01:29 PM
Lack of broadband (and on a related note, the number of clicks it takes to keep track of what's going on in all the ChiefsPlanet subforums these days :p ).

JBucc
03-19-2006, 01:30 PM
At least I'm not a three-way bulb.Nope, you only go two ways

Blackened
03-19-2006, 04:53 PM
Aaron Brooks is coming in for a visit :banghead:

Halfcan
03-19-2006, 05:11 PM
Can we vote more than once. Should be which of these is not a problem.

Inspector
03-20-2006, 09:43 AM
Damn crackheads that live on the street near my work. My truck window was punched out for the SECOND time the other day. All for a CD player. **** you crackheads!

They probably ran out of bicycles to steal.

Sorry about your loss.

David.
03-20-2006, 11:26 AM
school and money, but...I'm a college student, that's pretty middle of the road

chagrin
03-20-2006, 01:15 PM
I don't "look the part", uh... I'm not "svelte".. I don't "look comfortable on camera". I'm not "sobby". I don't "understand what's going on in the news." I'm not "likeable". I don't "get along with people". When I go to work, I don't "make eye contact". I guess I don't "fit the mold". I don't.. "wear the latest clothes".. ir, even ones that don't "reek"! I don't "change my underwear". I'm not "buff".I don't have "firm breasts"... uh...I don't "exercise". And when I do sweat, I don't "shower". I'm not.. "spic-and-span".. I don't.. "clean the area between my crotch and legs".

JimNasium
03-20-2006, 01:23 PM
Other - Early, latent lethargy.

Gonzo
03-20-2006, 01:39 PM
I've got this guy for a boss.

Yeah, I need you to go ahead and work Sunday too.