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Baconeater
11-21-2006, 09:50 AM
I never understood why the sigs weren't done like the avatars, where you literally CAN'T have one above the limit, as in the thing won't let you put it on there.
Well, for one thing any text you add is also included in the 650 x 200 size limit (which is one thing a lot of people don't seem to understand) , so that wouldn't necessarily prevent people from having oversized sigs.

JBucc
11-23-2006, 05:37 AM
Well, for one thing any text you add is also included in the 650 x 200 size limit (which is one thing a lot of people don't seem to understand) , so that wouldn't necessarily prevent people from having oversized sigs.ok

Bob Dole
05-11-2007, 07:10 AM
I never understood why the sigs weren't done like the avatars, where you literally CAN'T have one above the limit, as in the thing won't let you put it on there.

Because the software doesn't provide a way to limit the signature (like it does the avatar).

keg in kc
05-11-2007, 09:51 AM
I'm sorry. I'll try to do better.

Iowanian
05-11-2007, 11:23 AM
Pics in sigs should be bannededed.

Bowser
05-11-2007, 11:29 AM
I gotta be who I gotta be.

morphius
05-11-2007, 12:13 PM
Pics in sigs should be bannededed.
I still vote that there shouldn't be sigs allowed at all, pointless stupid little things.

Baconeater
05-11-2007, 12:21 PM
I shut them off months ago and don't miss them at all.

88TG88
05-11-2007, 08:43 PM
Is mine ok ?

Bill Parcells
05-11-2007, 10:53 PM
Is mine ok ?
Right click on it and hit properties to find out

Logical
05-11-2007, 11:51 PM
Because the software doesn't provide a way to limit the signature (like it does the avatar).

Hey Dole did it really take you six months to figure out the answer.:p

Bob Dole
05-12-2007, 12:36 AM
Hey Dole did it really take you six months to figure out the answer.:p

No, but it took that long for Bob Dole to muster up enough energy to give a shit about answering.

convict1983
05-12-2007, 06:07 PM
Why the hell do people have sigs anyways?? This isnt myspace dorks.

milkman
05-12-2007, 06:50 PM
Why the hell do people have sigs anyways?? This isnt myspace dorks.

Who the **** are you?

Mr. Laz
05-12-2007, 09:30 PM
wow ....... you mean Bob Dole once-a-month mod job of checking signatures is back already.

Bob Dole
05-13-2007, 05:04 AM
wow ....... you mean Bob Dole once-a-month mod job of checking signatures is back already.

Yes, Waaaahz, it's that time again.

Count Alex's Losses
05-13-2007, 09:07 AM
I AM THE LAW!

convict1983
05-13-2007, 12:41 PM
Who the **** are you?

Who the **** are you?
Your sig is gay and unnessacery. :)

milkman
05-13-2007, 01:21 PM
Who the **** are you?
Your sig is gay and unnessacery. :)

Nice spelling dumbass.

You seem to have an obsession with "gay".

Who was he?

No need to be ashamed about a gay assignation.

Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.

convict1983
05-13-2007, 06:13 PM
Nice spelling dumbass.

You seem to have an obsession with "gay".

Who was he?

No need to be ashamed about a gay assignation.

Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.

ROFL
Relax Fruit Loops. I was only giving you a hard time. If you are a homosexual thats fine by me. I was basically just saying that sigs have little to no purpose. And yours' is a milkman with a bunch of superhereos...hence, its gay. :clap:

memyselfI
05-16-2007, 04:59 PM
Don't dispair. My signature will expire 01/20/09. My avatar may have to remain because it's so damn good.

Programmer
05-17-2007, 01:43 PM
Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.
Not in any of the social groups I hang out with. Your opinion regarding it's acceptance is just assumption on your part. I think what you meant is that homos are tolerated in today's society, but that is not fully true either.

Simply Red
05-17-2007, 03:51 PM
Not in any of the social groups I hang out with. Your opinion regarding it's acceptance is just assumption on your part. I think what you meant is that homos are tolerated in today's society, but that is not fully true either.
:thailor: CAN I GET A HUG NOW? ALREADY!

greg63
05-18-2007, 09:22 AM
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

I love this quote! LMAO

Iowanian
05-18-2007, 10:52 AM
People with photo sigs comb Dense's back hair with their tongue.....After she's been in a sauna.

Bowser
05-18-2007, 11:32 AM
I love this quote! LMAO

You should put it in your sig.

ChiefJustice
05-20-2007, 04:45 AM
People with photo sigs comb Dense's back hair with their tongue.....After she's been in a sauna.

Does anyone have a pic of Denise and Iowanian that i can photoshop
for my new sig?

ps:I'll also need a pic of a sauna.


ROFL o:-)


pps;j/k

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:10 PM
since i can't seem to get my sig back how bout I help clear up some other peoples oversize sigs here is the first
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3652/silockgd1.jpg

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:18 PM
Next
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7549/braincaseec3.jpg

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:28 PM
Pikesome

Skip Towne
09-08-2007, 04:33 PM
Would a mod please look at AH's avatar? I think it is too big. He should lose avatar priveleges.

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:36 PM
Would a mod please look at AH's avatar? I think it is too big. He should lose avatar priveleges.
too late they are gone already

Mr. Laz
09-08-2007, 04:38 PM
Pikesome
you're under the misconception that the mods actually give a shit.

Count Alex's Losses
09-08-2007, 04:38 PM
Pikesome

Text is fine.

Mr. Laz
09-08-2007, 04:39 PM
Text is fine.
why .... takes up as much room.

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:39 PM
you're under the misconception that the mods actually give a shit.
they gave a shit enough to take mine away

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:41 PM
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics .
AND any witty text you want to share
If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
it includes text according to bob

Mr. Laz
09-08-2007, 04:41 PM
they gave a shit enough to take mine away
taking something away provides them enjoyment ...... totally different.

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:43 PM
taking something away provides them enjoyment ...... totally different.
how so i am giving them more to take away

Skip Towne
09-08-2007, 04:43 PM
taking something away provides them enjoyment ...... totally different.
A lot of us are enjoying his hissy fit.

kstater
09-08-2007, 04:46 PM
it includes text according to bob


If you're going to quote Bob Dole, maybe you can figure out why you don't have a signature and you can STFU.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:49 PM
If your quote Bob Dole, maybe you can figure out why you don't have a signature and you cand STFU.
nice english

kstater
09-08-2007, 04:51 PM
nice english


derh, us hiks dont spell to gud.

Count Alex's Losses
09-08-2007, 04:51 PM
The board formats quotes automatically depending on your screen resolution. If I was running 800x600 that guy's sig wouldn't be 694 pixels wide.

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:52 PM
derh, us hiks dont spell to gud.
ok your excused try google tool bar it has a built in spell checker

Bill Parcells
09-08-2007, 04:52 PM
What is a signature?

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:53 PM
The board formats quotes automatically depending on your screen resolution. If I was running 800x600 that guy's sig wouldn't be 694 pixels wide.
ok thats a bad example but you can still see my point

Count Alex's Losses
09-08-2007, 04:53 PM
There really needs to be a KB limitation, too. Bill's signature is too large at 500KB. I would say no larger than 200 KB at most.

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:54 PM
What is a signature?
wow after seing that i am just going to turn off signatures that is the most gawd awfull thing i have ever seen.

Bill Parcells
09-08-2007, 04:56 PM
wow after seing that i am just going to turn off signatures that is the most gawd awfull thing i have ever seen.
What signature?

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w29/jackass500/lasertuna.gif

Skip Towne
09-08-2007, 04:56 PM
ok your excused try google tool bar it has a built in spell checker
Uh, it's you're not your. You might want to take your own advice.

Count Alex's Losses
09-08-2007, 04:56 PM
wow after seing that i am just going to turn off signatures that is the most gawd awfull thing i have ever seen.

Just use adblock. You can pick and choose.

Bill Parcells
09-08-2007, 04:57 PM
More signatures

http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/Animation1BZ2007Sig.gif

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:57 PM
What signature?

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w29/jackass500/lasertuna.gif
it may not be a "signature" but it still is gawd awfull

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 04:59 PM
Uh, it's you're not your. You might want to take your own advice.
spell check can't fix grammer just spelling, why are you giving me shit skip I thought you were a cool ku fan until today what happened to you

Mr. Laz
09-08-2007, 04:59 PM
Just use adblock. You can pick and choose.
i don't believe that's his point .... he's looking for "fair"

Bill Parcells
09-08-2007, 04:59 PM
it may not be a "signature" but it still is gawd awfull
Good, but it did deflect your god awful incessant whining for at least 45 seconds.

Skip Towne
09-08-2007, 05:01 PM
spell check can't fix grammer just spelling, why are you giving me shit skip I thought you were a cool ku fan until today what happened to you
It's more what happened to you. When did you become a whiny little bitch?

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 05:02 PM
It's more what happened to you. When did you become a whiny little bitch?
apparently when i started caring about signatures thats called whining

Skip Towne
09-08-2007, 05:05 PM
apparently when i started caring about signatures thats called whining
Punctuate much?

the Talking Can
09-08-2007, 05:05 PM
one man vaginal band

Calcountry
09-08-2007, 05:15 PM
Punctuate much?No way dude! Reaching for the shift key to capitalize the first letter, and reaching for that period key at the end of the sentence is just too much work for him to bother with. Besides, why on earth would he want to be cordial to the reader of his tripe?

There now, I worked in everything but a semi-colon.

Silock
09-08-2007, 05:30 PM
since i can't seem to get my sig back how bout I help clear up some other peoples oversize sigs here is the first
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3652/silockgd1.jpg

Holy ****ing Nitpick, Batman.

I'm sure that extra 1.6 millimeters was just killing you.

StcChief
09-08-2007, 05:32 PM
I'll keep my large sig to a minimum :rolleyes:

DaFace
09-08-2007, 05:36 PM
This is quickly turning into one of the biggest whine-fests I've ever seen.

Stinger
09-08-2007, 05:44 PM
This is quickly turning into one of the biggest whine-fests I've ever seen.

Eh ... wait till tomorrows game thread.

Skip Towne
09-08-2007, 05:54 PM
No way dude! Reaching for the shift key to capitalize the first letter, and reaching for that period key at the end of the sentence is just too much work for him to bother with. Besides, why on earth would he want to be cordial to the reader of his tripe?

There now, I worked in everything but a semi-colon.
He needed an apostrophe for that's as well.

DenverChief
09-08-2007, 06:03 PM
one man vaginal band


LMAO

pikesome
09-08-2007, 06:37 PM
Try this for your sig. You might have to resize it though.
http://drinkingliberally.org/blogs/louisville/archives/BY_92.jpg

ArrowheadHawk
09-08-2007, 10:19 PM
Try this for your sig. You might have to resize it though.
http://drinkingliberally.org/blogs/louisville/archives/BY_92.jpg
why don't you get a job, suzie homemaker

Iowanian
09-08-2007, 10:36 PM
when a physician looks into the throat of the average human male, the view often is that of a dangling uvula.

In the case of this latest gaping schmegma lipped, beef curtain....the good doctor is sure to see a pillaged cervix.

Skip Towne
09-08-2007, 10:41 PM
when a physician looks into the throat of the average human male, the view often is that of a dangling uvula.

In the case of this latest gaping schmegma lipped, beef curtain....the good doctor is sure to see a pillaged cervix.
:LOL:

Iowanian
09-08-2007, 10:43 PM
I wish I were joking, but this poofter is about 17 seconds from cowflopping out more air bursts from his vagmouth than redrum's mom after the labor day Biker rally.

pffft ppppffffftpfffft pppfffffffffft pfffft.

chagrin
10-23-2007, 10:32 AM
Why is anyone upset about signatures anyway?

morphius
10-23-2007, 10:37 AM
Why is anyone upset about signatures anyway?
Why have sigs is a better question.

Skip Towne
10-23-2007, 11:22 AM
Why have sigs is a better question.
Maybe you could have a little "accident" and this will all go away.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2007, 11:57 AM
Why have sigs is a better question.
because it provides independent expression and personal investment into the BBS experience.




why sell different types of clothing? Just have everyone in america wear a uniform? Sure would be cheaper and easy to deal with.


Hair ... what about hair?


Buzz cuts for everybody

JohninGpt
10-23-2007, 01:15 PM
why sell different types of clothing? Just have everyone in america wear a uniform? Sure would be cheaper and easy to deal with.


Hair ... what about hair?


Buzz cuts for everybody
Sounds great! I'm in! :D

morphius
10-23-2007, 01:39 PM
because it provides independent expression and personal investment into the BBS experience.




why sell different types of clothing? Just have everyone in america wear a uniform? Sure would be cheaper and easy to deal with.


Hair ... what about hair?


Buzz cuts for everybody
An avatar allows freedom of expression as well.

Bob Dole
10-23-2007, 02:19 PM
because it provides independent expression and personal investment into the BBS experience.




why sell different types of clothing? Just have everyone in america wear a uniform? Sure would be cheaper and easy to deal with.


Hair ... what about hair?


Buzz cuts for everybody

And oddly enough, while everyone can buy the pants of their own choosing, it's still against the rules to walk around the mall with your cock hanging out.

Don't be a phuqtard.

Der Flöprer
10-23-2007, 03:45 PM
And oddly enough, while everyone can buy the pants of their own choosing, it's still against the rules to walk around the mall with your cock hanging out.





This explains so much........................and to think, I'd never been to jail before..............

Adept Havelock
10-23-2007, 04:24 PM
Sounds great! I'm in! :D

No fair! You've got a head start!

And oddly enough, while everyone can buy the pants of their own choosing, it's still against the rules to walk around the mall with your cock hanging out.


At least now I know what Lafours was yelling about last time I went to the mall. I thought that old bastard of a security guard had lost his marbles.

Direckshun
10-24-2007, 12:48 PM
Testing.

Crashride
10-26-2007, 04:26 PM
If this is all about me then let me know :)

Count Alex's Losses
10-30-2007, 08:49 PM
KcChiefsman is in EXTREME violation of Chiefsplanet signature policy at the moment. Don't make me bust out the Judge Dredd avatar.

Skip Towne
10-31-2007, 11:01 AM
KcChiefsman is in EXTREME violation of Chiefsplanet signature policy at the moment. Don't make me bust out the Judge Dredd avatar.
Tattletale

Count Alex's Losses
11-01-2007, 05:13 PM
Add Saleenman607 to the list of violators.

KCChiefsMan
11-01-2007, 06:36 PM
KcChiefsman is in EXTREME violation of Chiefsplanet signature policy at the moment. Don't make me bust out the Judge Dredd avatar.


why was I in violation? I thought the size was good and everything. Just don't like the Jayhawks or what? if that's not it then please explain and I'll fix it if I get my sig privs back

Count Alex's Losses
11-03-2007, 01:21 PM
LMAO....KcChiefsMan got PWNED!

chiefbowe82
11-03-2007, 08:59 PM
post 1,000 Chiefs for the super bowl win!

blueballs
11-04-2007, 01:07 PM
You can not draw attention away from HUTARD's performance
GOATSE

Spott
11-04-2007, 03:23 PM
My signature got taken, but Goat Cheese's lame ass sig with that pathetic excuse of a football player remains. Nice job, mods.


http://www.chicagoist.com/images/2005_04_sports_bulls_logo.gif http://webcom.missouri.edu/ilibrary/logos/mizzou-m-head.gif

Bob Dole
11-04-2007, 03:41 PM
My signature got taken, but Goat Cheese's lame ass sig with that pathetic excuse of a football player remains. Nice job, mods.

It has nothing to do with content and everything to do with an inability to count pixels.

Nice job, whiner.

KCChiefsMan
11-04-2007, 09:42 PM
LMAO....KcChiefsMan got PWNED!

:rolleyes:

tommykat
11-06-2007, 09:41 PM
It has nothing to do with content and everything to do with an inability to count pixels.

Nice job, whiner.

So does this finally mean this is an "unsticky" now? :hmmm:

We need to get a lot of crap off of here so people that are interested can connect to this site....sad honestly when on a week night you can't even log in....Connector to busy? Just if we had a true moderated/s that would work this place instead of KIDS running it would be a miracle. If not for the people I have met in person here and the friendships formed I would leave in a heart beat! Just IMO...

Baconeater
11-06-2007, 10:41 PM
So does this finally mean this is an "unsticky" now? :hmmm:

We need to get a lot of crap off of here so people that are interested can connect to this site....sad honestly when on a week night you can't even log in....Connector to busy? Just if we had a true moderated/s that would work this place instead of KIDS running it would be a miracle. If not for the people I have met in person here and the friendships formed I would leave in a heart beat! Just IMO...
Bob Dole has nothing to do with the connector thingy. You'll have to talk to that Morphius kid about that.

chasedude
11-13-2007, 10:00 AM
I couldn't find the answer anywhere else. Is there a way to block everyone's signatures from appearing up on my system? I get tired of going through threads seeing a banner the size of my screen 15 times per thread.

Skip Towne
11-13-2007, 10:30 AM
I couldn't find the answer anywhere else. Is there a way to block everyone's signatures from appearing up on my system? I get tired of going through threads seeing a banner the size of my screen 15 times per thread.
Go into your profile and select options. Scroll down to "thread view options" and de-select signatures.

chasedude
11-13-2007, 12:27 PM
Go into your profile and select options. Scroll down to "thread view options" and de-select signatures.

Thanks for the help Skip

Skip Towne
11-13-2007, 03:31 PM
Thanks for the help Skip
You're very welcome.

Simply Red
09-26-2008, 03:36 PM
I've seen some borderline violators. Sick `em Bob! ;)

FAX
09-26-2008, 04:19 PM
Wait a minute here. Was Mr. Skip Towne being nice back then?

FAX

Skip Towne
09-26-2008, 04:28 PM
Wait a minute here. Was Mr. Skip Towne being nice back then?

FAX

Ah, that was a long time ago.

Simply Red
09-26-2008, 04:40 PM
ROFL

Bearcat
09-26-2008, 04:45 PM
Yay, I have 70 more pixels to clown around with! PBJ

ArrowheadHawk
09-26-2008, 05:50 PM
Any chance I can have my sig back yet? Its been over two years now.

Skip Towne
09-26-2008, 08:17 PM
Any chance I can have my sig back yet? Its been over two years now.

You can have mine. They are worthless except to attention whore.

Bwana
09-26-2008, 08:24 PM
Any chance I can have my sig back yet? Its been over two years now.


No, like a 2 AM last minute date at a bar, it was to large.

MOhillbilly
09-26-2008, 08:26 PM
Any chance I can have my sig back yet? Its been over two years now.


hahaha face!

Simply Red
01-09-2009, 11:27 AM
Just saying.

TIA,

-SR

Simply Red
01-09-2009, 12:01 PM
.

Simply Red
07-06-2009, 02:16 PM
c'mon guys, get your act together!

Gonzo
07-06-2009, 02:22 PM
c'mon guys, get your act together!

Yeah! Gosh Darnit!

JOhn
07-06-2009, 02:57 PM
No, like a 2 AM last minute date at a bar, it was to large.

ROFL

greg63
07-06-2009, 04:32 PM
c'mon guys, get your act together!

Red speaks the truth! :)

Simply Red
07-06-2009, 04:48 PM
Yeah! Gosh Darnit!

are you making fun of me? Because this REALLY is no laughing matter. Kyle busts his ass to keep you all entertained, I think we all owe him love and respek, etc.... donations and stuff like that, I can't offer cash so, i've shown love in other areas, such as swedish meatball recipes, etc...

Simply Red
07-06-2009, 04:48 PM
Red speaks the truth! :)

yeah, so there!!!!!!1:cuss:

VonneMarie
07-06-2009, 08:59 PM
Take the sigs that's fine but don't fucking take our ability to even have one either. Dumb fucks.

Skip Towne
07-06-2009, 10:04 PM
are you making fun of me? Because this REALLY is no laughing matter. Kyle busts his ass to keep you all entertained, I think we all owe him love and respek, etc.... donations and stuff like that, I can't offer cash so, i've shown love in other areas, such as swedish meatball recipes, etc...

I don't have no respek for you.

pr_capone
07-06-2009, 10:16 PM
Take the sigs that's fine but don't fucking take our ability to even have one either. Dumb fucks.

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5843/allthepplthatcare.jpg (http://img195.imageshack.us/i/allthepplthatcare.jpg/)

Count Alex's Losses
07-06-2009, 10:21 PM
Take the sigs that's fine but don't fucking take our ability to even have one either. Dumb fucks.

Owned, bitch!

Gonzo
07-07-2009, 10:12 AM
are you making fun of me? Because this REALLY is no laughing matter. Kyle busts his ass to keep you all entertained, I think we all owe him love and respek, etc.... donations and stuff like that, I can't offer cash so, i've shown love in other areas, such as swedish meatball recipes, etc...

Quit being so sensitive you cheap bastard.

Simply Red
07-07-2009, 04:19 PM
Quit being so sensitive you cheap bastard.

will you hold me ASAP?!

Iowanian
07-07-2009, 04:21 PM
Everyone should have 6-8 huge skin pics of their jerk bank below every post like tribal...that would make the planet ubber awesome.....or something.

Stewie
07-07-2009, 04:35 PM
Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.

Baconeater
07-07-2009, 05:00 PM
Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.
Because then we end up with the front page full of HAY WTF HAPPENED TO MY SIG threads.

Simply Red
07-07-2009, 05:03 PM
Because then we end up with the front page full of HAY WTF HAPPENED TO MY SIG threads.

nice, and true. lol

Bob Dole
07-07-2009, 05:11 PM
Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.

Because we have a flock of n00bs that might not know the rule, and we have a lot of elderly folks who have probably forgotten.

Skip Towne
07-07-2009, 05:17 PM
Because we have a flock of n00bs that might not know the rule, and we have a lot of elderly folks who have probably forgotten.

Forgotten what?

Simply Red
07-07-2009, 05:22 PM
Because we have a flock of n00bs that might not know the rule, and we have a lot of elderly folks who have probably forgotten.

ROFL

Forgotten what?

ROFL



^ Possibly the funniest exchange i've seen on here in a damned long time.

Mr. Plow
07-08-2009, 11:01 AM
ROFL



ROFL



^ Possibly the funniest exchange i've seen on here in a damned long time.


You apparently missed the "cockbag" comment yesterday by Dane.

Simply Red
07-08-2009, 05:33 PM
You apparently missed the "cockbag" comment yesterday by Dane.

maybe i did, where is it?

chasedude
07-08-2009, 07:07 PM
I just turned sigs off on my side. I find them annoying, LIKE ADS!

Mr. Plow
07-08-2009, 08:59 PM
maybe i did, where is it?

Somewhere in the Michael Jackson thread.

JOhn
07-08-2009, 11:06 PM
ROFL



ROFL



^ Possibly the funniest exchange i've seen on here in a damned long time.

ROFL
OMFG, now that was FUNNY

JOhn
07-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.

You're still talking about Signatures right?:spock:



:D

Stewie
07-11-2009, 03:25 PM
Funny stuff. I see this sticky has had an overwhelming response. Is it about?:

1) Server space
2) Offensive material
3) Someone has a bug up their ass

I vote the third option. I read tons of threads and see no sigs that are out of hand. Of course, I don't have my anal-retentive pixel counter handy at all times.

Un-sticky this BS.

Baconeater
07-11-2009, 03:45 PM
Funny stuff. I see this sticky has had an overwhelming response.
You do realize this thread has been around longer than you have?

Stewie
07-11-2009, 04:33 PM
You do realize this thread has been around longer than you have?

Pffft! I've been around MUCH longer than this thread.

My point is that I don't see unreasonable sigs and I read alot of threads.

This thread seems to be the English language run-on of, "I'm a crotchety old man and do as I say because I'm an old-timer and I have nothing else to bitch about and I'm old and I have powers and I've been here a long time and things were cheaper back then and n00bs are stupid and they're not like me and anyone not like me is stupid and I can hammer sigs because I'm a mod and I started a thread that's carried on by another mod who cowers to old mods because old mods are what they want to be and petty things are what CP is all about" Whew!

DaFace
07-11-2009, 05:08 PM
Pffft! I've been around MUCH longer than this thread.

My point is that I don't see unreasonable sigs and I read alot of threads.

This thread seems to be the English language run-on of, "I'm a crotchety old man and do as I say because I'm an old-timer and I have nothing else to bitch about and I'm old and I have powers and I've been here a long time and things were cheaper back then and n00bs are stupid and they're not like me and anyone not like me is stupid and I can hammer sigs because I'm a mod and I started a thread that's carried on by another mod who cowers to old mods because old mods are what they want to be and petty things are what CP is all about" Whew!

Perhaps the reason you never see any sigs that are out of line is because problem sigs are quickly reported and taken care of. This thread is typically stuck once or twice a year to remind people of the rules. That's nothing new.

Skip Towne
07-11-2009, 05:12 PM
Pffft! I've been around MUCH longer than this thread.

My point is that I don't see unreasonable sigs and I read alot of threads.

This thread seems to be the English language run-on of, "I'm a crotchety old man and do as I say because I'm an old-timer and I have nothing else to bitch about and I'm old and I have powers and I've been here a long time and things were cheaper back then and n00bs are stupid and they're not like me and anyone not like me is stupid and I can hammer sigs because I'm a mod and I started a thread that's carried on by another mod who cowers to old mods because old mods are what they want to be and petty things are what CP is all about" Whew!

Nope, this thread was 7 months old when you joined. N00b!!!!!

kstater
09-25-2009, 07:52 PM
You may check out the half page of text a certain rival homer has.

KCChiefsMan
09-25-2009, 08:18 PM
hey is it ok if I get my sig privileges back? I know what I would like and it is much smaller than the maximum amount. In fact this is exactly what I would put in a sig:

<a href="http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=3831561">
<img src="http://www.goallineblitz.com/images/game/design/glb_badge-180x60.gif" />
</a>


please! the last time I got my sig removed was because I didn't realize that you couldn't have a bitmap and GoChiefs was nice enough to point that out to you guys.

DaKCMan AP
09-27-2010, 08:23 PM
.

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2010, 08:25 PM
just turn your sigs off dillhole

they don't add anything to the site anyways

DaKCMan AP
09-27-2010, 08:34 PM
they don't add anything to the site anyways

Like you.

teedubya
09-27-2010, 08:37 PM
.

Says the guy who had the largest, most obnoxious, most un-awesome sig of all-time.

DaKCMan AP
09-27-2010, 08:41 PM
Says the guy who had the largest, most obnoxious, most un-awesome sig of all-time.

My extremely Awesome sig was within the allowed size limits.

teedubya
09-27-2010, 08:44 PM
You give awesome a bad name. And since I hold copyrights on awesome... you'll be hearing from my attorney.

DaKCMan AP
09-27-2010, 08:45 PM
You give awesome a bad name. And since I hold copyrights on awesome... you'll be hearing from my attorney.

You're a fraud who doesn't even use Awesome properly nor treat it with respect. Very unAwesome.

Simply Red
09-11-2011, 01:29 AM
Seriously guys.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

THIS!

Simply Red
10-30-2012, 11:38 PM
TribalElder is a direct violator, I say BAN!!!!!!!!!!

Simply Red
10-30-2012, 11:40 PM
just turn your sigs off dillhole

they don't add anything to the site anyways

FUCK YOU!

Buck
10-30-2012, 11:43 PM
Who is that guy with a big ass winking Doc Holliday GIF. Shit is a resource hog when browsing with the phone.

AussieChiefsFan
10-30-2012, 11:45 PM
Who is that guy with a big ass winking Doc Holliday GIF. Shit is a resource hog when browsing with the phone.using tapatalk would fix that

Buehler445
10-31-2012, 12:25 AM
using tapatalk would fix that

Tapatalk blows. I spent $2 for that pile of fuck only to delete it after 10 minutes of use.

AussieChiefsFan
10-31-2012, 12:26 AM
Tapatalk blows. I spent $2 for that pile of fuck only to delete it after 10 minutes of use.

Really? What was wrong with it? It's a lot easier than using the phone browser.

jspchief
10-31-2012, 07:42 AM
Tapatalk blows. I spent $2 for that pile of fuck only to delete it after 10 minutes of use.

They had a rough stretch of updates, but overall its an awesome app. Can't imagine trying to spend much time here in a normal browser on a phone.

Also agree that huge winking doc holiday needs to go.

Der Flöprer
10-31-2012, 07:45 AM
I don't know who it is, but report it and I will talk to him about removing it, or making it smaller if it's outside of guidelines.

Radar Chief
10-31-2012, 08:37 AM
At Work mode. I don’t see sigs or avatars.

DaKCMan AP
10-31-2012, 08:55 AM
just turn your sigs off dillhole

they don't add anything to the site anyways

Like you.

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Predarat
10-31-2012, 08:57 AM
01-08-2013 - The Return of the Hamas

Simply Red
10-31-2012, 09:29 PM
01-08-2013 - The Return of the Hamas

That's inaccurate, it's SUPPOSED to be 2-29

Der Flöprer
10-31-2012, 09:35 PM
That's inaccurate, it's SUPPOSED to be 2-29

The 1 year anniversary of the Branson Tornado!

JASONSAUTO
10-31-2012, 09:39 PM
They had a rough stretch of updates, but overall its an awesome app. Can't imagine trying to spend much time here in a normal browser on a phone.

Also agree that huge winking doc holiday needs to go.

Really? I use the mobile siteon my phone and it's great with the stock browser...
Posted via Mobile Device

Count Alex's Losses
02-09-2013, 09:37 PM
This is the largest fucking sig I have ever seen here.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9390550&postcount=15

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifSIG POLICE DO YOUR JOBhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gif

AussieChiefsFan
02-09-2013, 09:38 PM
This is the largest fucking sig I have ever seen here.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9390550&postcount=15

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifSIG POLICE DO YOUR JOBhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifhttp://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2007/02/0223siren.gifHoly shit LMAO

go bowe
02-09-2013, 10:37 PM
yeah, welcome to gochief's land...

hang on tight...

Brainiac
02-09-2013, 11:24 PM
Really? What was wrong with it? It's a lot easier than using the phone browser.
You must have a crappy phone. This site works great with a browser on an iPhone.

AussieChiefsFan
02-10-2013, 12:12 AM
You must have a crappy phone. This site works great with a browser on an iPhone.

HTC incredible S.

I just find Tapatalk is smoother and less touchy. Also for some reason with the cp mobile site, I have to manually zoom in on every page.

Setsuna
02-10-2013, 12:36 AM
Why the heck would I pay for Tapatalk? Screw that garbage.

Bowser
02-10-2013, 12:39 AM
Why the heck would I pay for Tapatalk? Screw that garbage.

Way to not stimulate the economy you fucking tightwad.

AussieChiefsFan
02-10-2013, 01:25 AM
Why the heck would I pay for Tapatalk? Screw that garbage.apk

Ace Gunner
02-10-2013, 06:09 AM
some of the sigs here are so mickey mouse :D

CupidStunt
02-10-2013, 06:27 AM
Why would anyone not disable signatures? Viewing a thread is like trawling through a dozen websites e-stapled together with some of the sigs on here.

bevischief
02-10-2013, 06:53 AM
wtf?

theelusiveeightrop
02-10-2013, 10:02 AM
The sigs are the only reason I can get out of bed every day.

DaFace
02-10-2013, 10:31 AM
Why would anyone not disable signatures? Viewing a thread is like trawling through a dozen websites e-stapled together with some of the sigs on here.

Yeah, they're completely obnoxious in my opinion.

Brock
02-10-2013, 10:36 AM
Get rid of them.

Ace Gunner
02-10-2013, 10:46 AM
would it be obnoxious of me to post my sig for you.
it's small & cuddly :D
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=122&pictureid=1232

lewdog
02-10-2013, 11:14 AM
Get rid of them.

What does it feel like to have sand in your vagina?

Simply Red
06-02-2013, 06:30 PM
Hi - runkc is a direct violator of this rule. Please have him barred.

Ty

Count Alex's Losses
06-02-2013, 06:32 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ff68091cb5427416eac31141db3a34b/tumblr_mgfdwjDZRj1r3ruc3o1_500.gif

RunKC
06-02-2013, 06:33 PM
Hi - runkc is a direct violator of this rule. Please have him barred.

Ty

I got a message and it's fixed now ;)

Count Alex's Losses
06-02-2013, 06:34 PM
FUCKING CRIMINAL

JUST WATCH YOURSELF

Simply Red
06-02-2013, 06:37 PM
ok runkc - excellent response time and efficiency. Positive feedback for the incredible response.

Ace Gunner
06-02-2013, 06:50 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj0pyhMF911qbpohdo1_r1_500.gif