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|Zach|
03-19-2006, 07:44 PM
The other night I was driving late and I stopped into an ATM to double check my balance. The little receipt printed out of the machine and what I saw on the small paper shocked me. My listed available balance was 21 million dollars. Drinks are on me!

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Saulbadguy
03-19-2006, 07:46 PM
Can I have $20,000? That should be chump change. I'd appreciate it. Thanks in advance! paypal is accepted.

luv
03-19-2006, 07:47 PM
I used to work at Great Southern. I would never bank there.

I do wish Empire would make an error like that, though.

4th and Long
03-19-2006, 07:47 PM
Zach! Buddy! Pal O Mine!

I could use a new car. *ahem* :D

FAX
03-19-2006, 07:47 PM
I'm moving my account.

FAX

OnTheWarpath58
03-19-2006, 07:49 PM
Can I have $20,000? That should be chump change. I'd appreciate it. Thanks in advance! paypal is accepted.

Hell Zach, I only need $10,000.

Getting married in June and weddings are freaking expensive.

Congrats on your "mystery wealth."

:clap:

CoMoChief
03-19-2006, 07:49 PM
Lunar Bowl doing well I take it?

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 07:49 PM
Hell Zach, I only need $10,000.

Getting married in June and weddings are freaking expensive.

Congrats on your "mystery wealth."

:clap:
You are a Missouri State fan...this is a good start.

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 07:50 PM
Lunar Bowl doing well I take it?
ROFL

Very well.

luv
03-19-2006, 07:50 PM
Hell Zach, I only need $10,000.

Getting married in June and weddings are freaking expensive.

Congrats on your "mystery wealth."

:clap:
I'll settle for $5000. Just have some chiropractor bills and a car to finish paying off.

Bowser
03-19-2006, 07:51 PM
Strangely, I misplaced 21 million last week.

How does a $5,000 finders fee sound?

DMAC
03-19-2006, 07:52 PM
Did you make an immediate cash withdrawl?


I have known people that work there. It does not surprise me that they made an error like that.

CoMoChief
03-19-2006, 07:52 PM
ROFL

Very well.


Dont notify the bank or anything. The SEC will be on your ass like the Bluths.

OnTheWarpath58
03-19-2006, 07:53 PM
You are a Missouri State fan...this is a good start.

That should bring all other Bear fans out of hiding.....

Anything else, that would help?

If the list is long, i'd like to get started now......

:)

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 07:53 PM
I just nabbed a quick 50 and headed out knowing this would all just tie into my measley account again. I think they have been doing some matinence or something.

cookster50
03-19-2006, 07:54 PM
You are a Missouri State fan...this is a good start.
I'm a Missouri State alumnus, does that get me $100,000?

Count Zarth
03-19-2006, 07:54 PM
Can you buy this for me:

http://images.newcarnet.co.uk/galleries/galleries/gallery_400/Idol_Carrie_Mustang24419.jpg

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 07:54 PM
I'm a Missouri State alumnus, does that get me $100,000?
Depends on what your major was when you graduated. ROFL

OldTownChief
03-19-2006, 07:55 PM
Bank Error in Your Favor

Bowser
03-19-2006, 07:55 PM
Like you wouldn't break open the piggy bank for a Carrie Underwood blow up doll.

OnTheWarpath58
03-19-2006, 07:55 PM
Can you buy this for me:

The girl, or the car?

ROFL

FAX
03-19-2006, 07:55 PM
You should call the local tv station. They will love this story. Plus, you'll probably get some kind of special something from the bank for being a good Samaritan and not transferring a rock or two to an overseas account.

FAX

luv
03-19-2006, 07:56 PM
Can you buy this for me:

http://images.newcarnet.co.uk/galleries/galleries/gallery_400/Idol_Carrie_Mustang24419.jpg
OOOOO...I'll take the car.

DMAC
03-19-2006, 07:56 PM
You should call the local tv station. They will love this story. Plus, you'll probably get some kind of special something from the bank for being a good Samaritan and not transferring a rock or two to an overseas account.

FAX
Lame. Next?

Count Zarth
03-19-2006, 07:56 PM
Like you wouldn't break open the piggy bank for a Carrie Underwood blow up doll.

I'd pay good money for a Carrie Underwood sex robot from KcChiefsman Inc.

OldTownChief
03-19-2006, 07:57 PM
transferring a rock or two to an overseas account.



Now theres an idea.

Dunit35
03-19-2006, 07:59 PM
Can you buy this for me:

http://images.newcarnet.co.uk/galleries/galleries/gallery_400/Idol_Carrie_Mustang24419.jpg


That's a pretty sweet car.

Dunit35
03-19-2006, 08:00 PM
What happens when something like that happens to someone? The whole bank screwing up thing?

OldTownChief
03-19-2006, 08:07 PM
What happens when something like that happens to someone? The whole bank screwing up thing?

They take it back.

Amnorix
03-19-2006, 08:16 PM
What happens when something like that happens to someone? The whole bank screwing up thing?

It's tough nuts for them....you get to keep it. No really...

OldTownChief
03-19-2006, 08:17 PM
So what sould it be? $0.21 , $2.10 , $210.00 , $2,100.00

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 08:18 PM
So what sould it be? $0.21 , $2.10 , $210.00 , $2,100.00
None of the above.

4th and Long
03-19-2006, 08:19 PM
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6290/millionaire0rv.jpg

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 08:19 PM
Ha!

Phobia
03-19-2006, 08:20 PM
Dear sir,

My name Mustaffa Gilbertson and I the soal air to the forshun of Halbert Gilbertson Wholesale Food empire. I would like very much for you to contact me to remove some funds from my war torn native land. I have herd from indpendint friends that you can be trusted.

John_Wayne
03-19-2006, 08:21 PM
Poop

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 08:22 PM
Dear sir,

My name Mustaffa Gilbertson and I the soal air to the forshun of Halbert Gilbertson Wholesale Food empire. I would like very much for you to contact me to remove some funds from my war torn native land. I have herd from indpendint friends that you can be trusted.
Ya, Endelt doesn't know shit.

Count Zarth
03-19-2006, 08:23 PM
Dear sir,

My name Mustaffa Gilbertson and I the soal air to the forshun of Halbert Gilbertson Wholesale Food empire. I would like very much for you to contact me to remove some funds from my war torn native land. I have herd from indpendint friends that you can be trusted.

ROFL

kcnut is from Africa?

Dunit35
03-19-2006, 08:23 PM
Dear sir,

My name Mustaffa Gilbertson and I the soal air to the forshun of Halbert Gilbertson Wholesale Food empire. I would like very much for you to contact me to remove some funds from my war torn native land. I have herd from indpendint friends that you can be trusted.


One more post Phob and you hit the big 50k... :)

I'd buy ya a beer for such a cool accomplishment but I'm underage.

Phobia
03-19-2006, 08:27 PM
AWESOME!

Halfcan
03-19-2006, 08:42 PM
I would withdrawl all of it before they caught the mistake, and be long gone.

tk13
03-19-2006, 08:43 PM
I would withdrawl all of it before they caught the mistake, and be long gone.
Yes, because most ATM's are stocked with $21 million dollars in 20 dollar bills.

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 08:43 PM
and be long gone.
Ha, I like it here...

KcMizzou
03-19-2006, 08:47 PM
Yes, because most ATM's are stocked with $21 million dollars in 20 dollar bills.ROFL

big nasty kcnut
03-19-2006, 08:53 PM
i would buy a thea andrews sex robot from KcChiefsman Inc.

tk13
03-19-2006, 08:59 PM
I would create my own ATM machine. Except that when I put in my debit card, instead of money, it would spit out Rush CD's.

Dinny Blues
03-19-2006, 09:02 PM
Poop


Well I turned around and I said, "Oh, oh."

And my mama cried...

And my mama cried...

Dinny

Iowanian
03-19-2006, 09:05 PM
Using Daddy's Debit card again Zach?

Dinny Blues
03-19-2006, 09:07 PM
Watch out where the huskies go.......

Beware the furtrapper, he's strictly from commercial...

Dinny

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 09:07 PM
Using Daddy's Debit card again Zach?
Ha, those were the days.

jAZ
03-19-2006, 10:02 PM
Ya think they will at least let you keep the interest on that? That'd be something like $1200/day.

Rain Man
03-19-2006, 10:11 PM
The girl, or the car?

ROFL


At the risk of sounding crass, I would burn more rubber with the girl.

|Zach|
03-19-2006, 10:15 PM
At the risk of sounding crass, I would burn more rubber with the girl.
ROFL

Jayhawkerman2001
03-20-2006, 12:01 AM
so what do you think you're going to do about all that? im really curious to see what happens, lol.

Rausch
03-20-2006, 12:15 AM
I would create my own ATM machine. Except that when I put in my debit card, instead of money, it would spit out Rush CD's.

And then I'd suicide bomb it...

Demonpenz
03-20-2006, 12:17 AM
ATM MACHINE PIN NUMBER ARRRRRRRRGGGGG

Demonpenz
03-20-2006, 12:17 AM
VIN NUMBER!

greg63
03-20-2006, 12:21 AM
I am your long lost cousin; really.

chefsos
03-20-2006, 07:53 AM
I'd like to apologize in advance for this one. I just couldn't help it.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Zach
A poor MO Stater, but the girls all have a rack,
Then one day he was ATM'n cash,
And out through the slot came a potentate's stash.

Bucks that is, much bread, Big dinero.

Well the first thing you know ol' Zach's a millionaire,
Planet folk said Zach move away from there
Carl's palace is the place to be instead
So he loaded up the girls and crashed One Arrowhead.

Drive, that is.
Rollin roofs, lousy drafts.

ROYC75
03-20-2006, 08:08 AM
I'd like to apologize in advance for this one. I just couldn't help it.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Zach
A poor MO Stater, but the girls all have a rack,
Then one day he was ATM'n cash,
And out through the slot came a potentate's stash.

Bucks that is, much bread, Big dinero.

Well the first thing you know ol' Zach's a millionaire,
Planet folk said Zach move away from there
Carl's palace is the place to be instead
So he loaded up the girls and crashed One Arrowhead.

Drive, that is.
Rollin roofs, lousy drafts.


:clap: :clap: :clap: OK, here's some rep.

joesomebody
03-20-2006, 08:26 AM
That happened to me once... I should have had about $1,200 bucks but the ATM said $7,000. No where near as big of an error, but I was excited. They fixed the error before I could check my balance AT the bank.

Stinger
03-20-2006, 09:12 AM
Well the least you can do is hold on to that receipt, next time you see a lady at the bar conviently drop the ATM slip that ought to be worth something.

|Zach|
03-20-2006, 02:24 PM
Well the least you can do is hold on to that receipt, next time you see a lady at the bar conviently drop the ATM slip that ought to be worth something.Whats up baby cakes...I was wondering if you could help me count these zeros...

ROFL