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Vegas_Dave
03-20-2006, 04:10 PM
So my wife got a new pair this morning. Went from 34A to 34C in a matter of about an hour.

All I can say is... Ma Ma! <insert nursing sound>

















yes I know, this thread is worthless without pics! Tough!

SLAG
03-20-2006, 04:12 PM
you mean you and her arnt going to be like that girl from that one john candy movie where he rents a house on the beach and she come over asking how they look...

you should share the wealth

Rain Man
03-20-2006, 04:12 PM
No pictures, no words of congratulation. I'm standing firm on this.

Katipan
03-20-2006, 04:13 PM
Within 3 months she will bemoan that she should have gone bigger.

Short Leash Hootie
03-20-2006, 04:14 PM
No pictures, no words of congratulation. I'm standing firm on this.

dr00d
03-20-2006, 04:16 PM
So my wife got a new pair this morning. Went from 34A to 34C in a matter of about an hour.

All I can say is... Ma Ma! <insert nursing sound>


yes I know, this thread is worthless without pics! Tough!

so they cut off all the fat around the boobs? Did I get that right? :D

Vegas_Dave
03-20-2006, 04:18 PM
Nope, the only person who gets to see them (and touch them) other then me is her friend from work (hot) who had hers done about a year ago from the same doctor.

I personally will be there during this and am hoping that she will want to compare them side by side (she is known for being VERY open).

I am of course more then willing to offer my services as judge.

dr00d
03-20-2006, 04:21 PM
I'm not sure I want to look if she didn't increase bust size, but only cup size...sounds like they are going to get pretty saggy, or, she had her fat cut out...oh well.

Rain Man
03-20-2006, 04:23 PM
I don't mean to be nosy, but what does something like that run, vegasdave? I'm thinking that I need larger pecs.

Mecca
03-20-2006, 04:25 PM
I'm not sure I want to look if she didn't increase bust size, but only cup size...sounds like they are going to get pretty saggy, or, she had her fat cut out...oh well.

Breast implants don't sag.........if a woman has implants she doesn't even need to wear a bra.

4th and Long
03-20-2006, 04:25 PM
No pictures, no words of congratulation. I'm standing firm on this.
Yeah. What Kevin said. Dick. :p

4th and Long
03-20-2006, 04:26 PM
Breast implants don't sag.........if a woman has implants she doesn't even need to wear a bra.
You still believe in the tooth fairy, don't you?

Katipan
03-20-2006, 04:30 PM
I'm not sure I want to look if she didn't increase bust size, but only cup size...sounds like they are going to get pretty saggy, or, she had her fat cut out...oh well.

You think she should have had her ribs enlarged too?

ROYC75
03-20-2006, 04:32 PM
This thread is worthless without pics ...........



That would be before and after for validation.

Rain Man
03-20-2006, 04:36 PM
Did she have any work done on her areolae? What did they look like before, and now what do they look like?

StcChief
03-20-2006, 04:49 PM
Nope, the only person who gets to see them (and touch them) other then me is her friend from work (hot) who had hers done about a year ago from the same doctor.

I personally will be there during this and am hoping that she will want to compare them side by side (she is known for being VERY open).

I am of course more then willing to offer my services as judge.

I told you the girls got to look and compare, touch, check what they got for the money.

Count Zarth
03-20-2006, 04:52 PM
Vegas Dave and I are buddies, so he sent me a picture (NSFW):

Vegas Dave's wife (http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/641/badboobjob3ir.jpg)

Rain Man
03-20-2006, 04:52 PM
My wife was watching some show called "Plastic Surgery 90210" or some such thing the other day.

They had some gal on there who got herself a very large new pair (too large if you ask me), and she and her husband were at a restaurant with another couple. They were chatting about the job, and the other woman was poking, prodding, and squeezing to check them out. Who says there's no such thing as quality television any more?

siberian khatru
03-20-2006, 05:00 PM
I always liked your wife's tits just the way they were. :harumph:

Cochise
03-20-2006, 05:14 PM
Do they make them last longer nowadays? Are they more or less permanent?

I wonder because I have an aunt who has had like 3 pair of plastic boobs. I don't know if she just can't decide on the size she likes or if there is a regular service interval.

58-4ever
03-20-2006, 05:18 PM
Vegas Dave and I are buddies, so he sent me a picture (NSFW):

Vegas Dave's wife (http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/641/badboobjob3ir.jpg)


ROFL

Cave Johnson
03-20-2006, 05:21 PM
I for one don't want to see pics of any breasts the day after the operation. They're pretty bruised and swollen, at least for a few days.

FAX
03-20-2006, 05:28 PM
Congratulations on your new boobs, Mr. Vegas_Dave.

May they wibble wobble but not fall down.

FAX

Ari Chi3fs
03-20-2006, 05:52 PM
Im with Rain Man on this one.

chiefs4me
03-20-2006, 06:13 PM
She had the chance to get them enlarged and went for a smaller size then most women are born with..wtf :hmmm:

Katipan
03-20-2006, 06:23 PM
She had the chance to get them enlarged and went for a smaller size then most women are born with..wtf :hmmm:

I totally agree.

What the ****.

Donger
03-20-2006, 06:34 PM
She had the chance to get them enlarged and went for a smaller size then most women are born with..wtf :hmmm:

Are you suggesting that most women are D cups?

If so, that's wrong. IIRC, 44% of women are B cups, not even C.

siberian khatru
03-20-2006, 06:43 PM
Are you suggesting that most women are D cups?

If so, that's wrong. IIRC, 44% of women are B cups, not even C.

Average Bust Size
The average bust line for American women is 35.9 inches (91.2 cm). The typical bra size is 34B, with the proportions of women's cup sizes breaks down to the following: A-15%, B-44%, C-28%, D-10%, while the remaining 3% are AA, AAA, DD and beyond. Interestingly, manufacturers of women's clothing agree that the average American woman's bust size has expanded in recent decades, if only by fractions of an inch, due to improved diet and birth control pills.

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html

BTW, that whole page is right down your alley, Donger.

Donger
03-20-2006, 06:45 PM
Average Bust Size
The average bust line for American women is 35.9 inches (91.2 cm). The typical bra size is 34B, with the proportions of women's cup sizes breaks down to the following: A-15%, B-44%, C-28%, D-10%, while the remaining 3% are AA, AAA, DD and beyond. Interestingly, manufacturers of women's clothing agree that the average American woman's bust size has expanded in recent decades, if only by fractions of an inch, due to improved diet and birth control pills.

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html

BTW, that whole page is right down your alley, Donger.

I don't need no stinkin' website!

Donger
03-20-2006, 06:47 PM
Hahahaha!

Average Time to Orgasm (male)

Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration (wow, two f*cking minutes?)

Average Time to Orgasm (female)

Females in Kinsey's studies averaged a little less than 4 minutes to reach orgasm during masturbation, though for coitus it took anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes (depending on their mood or if they have to pee).

HolmeZz
03-20-2006, 06:53 PM
Those are some great New York Boobs. http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/chappelle/videos/season1/104/104_chappelle_boobs_m1.jpg

*rolls mustache*

headsnap
07-11-2006, 07:16 PM
mrs headsnap got her new boobies today!!!! :) :drool: :)


filled with 300cc per, we'll see in a couple of weeks what her true size is...




Hey Vegas, its four months down the road, how they hangin'?

burt
07-11-2006, 07:55 PM
Hey Vegas, its four months down the road, how they hangin'?

Hopefully, they are NOT hanging...but standing proudly!

THE KING
07-11-2006, 08:00 PM
Alright man! I bet it's like christmas for you. Two, huge, brand new gifts.

Vegas_Dave
07-11-2006, 09:53 PM
mrs headsnap got her new boobies today!!!! :) :drool: :)


filled with 300cc per, we'll see in a couple of weeks what her true size is...




Hey Vegas, its four months down the road, how they hangin'?

Yeah, my wife went with 290cc so she is now a 34C (was a small 34A). she went with the profiled teardrop shape so they look really good. You will not get a GOOD idea of how they look until about 3 months in. I do wish that they would look like they did at the 1 month point, but at that stage there is still swelling.

However, I still love them. I kiss them repeatadly every night.

Ari Chi3fs
07-11-2006, 09:56 PM
so why cant we have a before and after pic? Clothed or not clothed? You stingey bastards.

Vegas_Dave
07-11-2006, 10:01 PM
so why cant we have a before and after pic? Clothed or not clothed? You stingey bastards.

Go pay $4500 for a pair and see if YOU want to share.

Moooo
07-11-2006, 10:03 PM
Go pay $4500 for a pair and see if YOU want to share.

Not only that, but there's no way in hell you'd see anything but a swollen bruise right now.

In about 6 weeks you could get a good before and after. Not saying she should pose nude, but I also think you'd be nuts to think she won't be wearing clothing that makes sure people see them.

I don't understand boob jobs, but then again the only women I've dated have had huge boobs. Maybe there's something to that.

Moooo

Ari Chi3fs
07-11-2006, 10:13 PM
Go pay $4500 for a pair and see if YOU want to share.

Well, if my wife NEEDED fake tits, I probably would share pics... at least before and after clothed ones. Jeez.

Vegas_Dave
07-11-2006, 10:21 PM
Not only that, but there's no way in hell you'd see anything but a swollen bruise right now.

In about 6 weeks you could get a good before and after. Not saying she should pose nude, but I also think you'd be nuts to think she won't be wearing clothing that makes sure people see them.

I don't understand boob jobs, but then again the only women I've dated have had huge boobs. Maybe there's something to that.

Moooo

You would be surprised. My wife Barely bruised at all. she bruised lightly at the incisions but that is it... and that brusing was gone in 2 weeks.


Ari,

My wife didnt NEED fake tits... she wanted them. I played with her boobs eqally when they were small.

Not saying that I dont enjoy them now, but frankly, I would be 100% just as fine if she hadnt gotten them.

Moooo
07-11-2006, 10:24 PM
You would be surprised. My wife Barely bruised at all. she bruised lightly at the incisions but that is it... and that brusing was gone in 2 weeks.


Ari,

My wife didnt NEED fake tits... she wanted them. I played with her boobs eqally when they were small.

Not saying that I dont enjoy them now, but frankly, I would be 100% just as fine if she hadnt gotten them.

Huh... She should have gone with 400cc :)

Are you just against having her pics on the internet, or is it the fact that everyone will be doing so with the sole purpose of looking at her tatas?

If it was me, I think it would be both...

Moooo

TinyEvel
07-12-2006, 12:12 AM
I hope you stay married.

Lin Elliot
07-12-2006, 06:30 AM
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

Big Dick Jones
07-12-2006, 06:52 AM
My friend's wife wants a boob job. He told her she didn't need one just rub toilet paper between them. She said "Will that make them bigger?" He said "Sure, just look what it did for your ass".

yunghungwell
07-12-2006, 07:53 AM
My friend's wife wants a boob job. He told her she didn't need one just rub toilet paper between them. She said "Will that make them bigger?" He said "Sure, just look what it did for your ass".

headsnap
07-12-2006, 08:49 AM
she is resting now and I know they are swollen, but DAMN THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE!!!! :)

Moooo
07-12-2006, 08:50 AM
she is resting now and I know they are swollen, but DAMN THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE!!!! :)

No playing with them for a few weeks!

:)

Moooo

headsnap
07-12-2006, 08:52 AM
No playing with them for a few weeks!

:)

Moooo
that's the difficult part... :banghead:

Predarat
07-12-2006, 10:14 AM
Well Vegas, did her friend show you hers too?

BIG_DADDY
07-12-2006, 10:16 AM
Congratulations

Mr. Laz
07-12-2006, 10:17 AM
No pictures, no words of congratulation. I'm standing firm on this.

HemiEd
07-12-2006, 10:20 AM
Do they feel like a "sack of sand?"

jidar
07-12-2006, 10:21 AM
Your wifes new boobs feel great.

fan4ever
07-12-2006, 12:46 PM
Go pay $4500 for a pair and see if YOU want to share.

Post a pic of them and I'll mail you a dollar . . . you can probably get simular offers from other planet members . . . can you say ROI?

Hope I didn't set the going price too high...

Bwana
07-12-2006, 05:43 PM
Yeah, my wife went with 290cc so she is now a 34C (was a small 34A). she went with the profiled teardrop shape so they look really good. You will not get a GOOD idea of how they look until about 3 months in. I do wish that they would look like they did at the 1 month point, but at that stage there is still swelling.

However, I still love them. I kiss them repeatadly every night.

ROFL

If your wife is half as happy with her new rack as you are Dave, it was indeed a very wise investment. :thumb:

Rain Man
07-12-2006, 05:50 PM
Can you show us pictures from the Internet of women who looked similar both before and after?

sedated
07-12-2006, 05:57 PM
I would be 100% just as fine if she hadnt gotten them.

your wife checks the Planet doesn't she?

headsnap
08-11-2006, 04:48 AM
:) PBJ :)

http://www.lostcatdesigns.com/siggy/mrssnap.jpg

ChiefButthurt
08-11-2006, 04:56 AM
:) PBJ :)

http://www.lostcatdesigns.com/siggy/mrssnap.jpg

Very nice. :p :whackit:

StcChief
08-11-2006, 05:36 AM
Nice rack. Good lungs :thumb:

mikey23545
08-11-2006, 05:47 AM
:) PBJ :)

http://www.lostcatdesigns.com/siggy/mrssnap.jpg


You, sir, are a <b><i>true</i></b> Chiefs fan!

big nasty kcnut
08-11-2006, 06:20 AM
:) PBJ :)

http://www.lostcatdesigns.com/siggy/mrssnap.jpg


Heapsnap tell the miss not bad and you are a lucky man headsnap.

boogblaster
08-11-2006, 07:20 AM
MY OLE GROWLER NEEDS NEW BOOBS BUT THEY CANT FIND ENOUGH MULE TENDON TO HOLD THEM BOHEEMS UP.... BOOG OUT......

4th and Long
08-11-2006, 07:42 AM
Will Vegas_Dave fall to the peer pressure and post a pic as well? Stay tuned. Same Bat Time. Same Bat Channel.

mrs. headsnap
08-11-2006, 08:30 PM
Post a pic of them and I'll mail you a dollar . . . you can probably get simular offers from other planet members . . . can you say ROI?

Hope I didn't set the going price too high...

Where is my dollar? :hmmm:

4th and Long
08-11-2006, 08:35 PM
Where is my dollar? :hmmm:
For posting a picture of your shirt?

Donger
08-11-2006, 08:36 PM
Is the right one slightly larger than the left?

Phobia
08-11-2006, 09:00 PM
Right. We all know headsnap photoshopped all that. How stupid do we look?

Donger
08-11-2006, 09:08 PM
Is the right one slightly larger than the left?

No, I was wrong. Reverse that.

Toad
08-11-2006, 11:04 PM
Nice early Christmas present for Dave. Sounds like fun for the whole family.

BTW, I feel the need to pile on a little...showing no pics is kinda selfish. Brother up and start postin'...

greg63
08-11-2006, 11:21 PM
...Silicon or Saline?

Rausch
08-11-2006, 11:41 PM
:) PBJ :)

http://www.lostcatdesigns.com/siggy/mrssnap.jpg

headsnap
08-12-2006, 02:53 AM
For posting a picture of your shirt?


yes...

headsnap
08-12-2006, 02:54 AM
Is the right one slightly larger than the left?
let me check...



:)

headsnap
08-12-2006, 02:55 AM
Right. We all know headsnap photoshopped all that. How stupid do we look?
I'm good, but I'm not THAT good!!!!

Vegas_Dave
08-12-2006, 09:14 AM
headsnap... nice.

Sorry guys, not falling to peer pressure... for now.

No my wife does nto read the planet.. frankly, she hates football... partially because I love it so much. I find it funny since when we were dating, she said that she liked football.

Women. Cant live with em, but you can augment them!

38yrsfan
08-12-2006, 11:39 AM
Reference:

http://www.mentor4me.com/breast-implant-before-after/before-after-listing.aspx?PreOpCupSize=&PostOpCupSize=&Submit=Display+Photos

http://forums.implantinfo.com/cgi-local/photozoidv.pl


worth a 1000 words .........