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JimNasium
03-22-2006, 06:37 AM
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Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/STRIP_CLUB_TODDLER?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-03-21-22-01-46)

Mar 21, 10:01 PM EST

Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club

TULSA, Okla. (AP) -- A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered from an unlocked car into the club over the weekend.

Christopher Greg Killion, 31, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted $500 bond and was released from the Tulsa Jail.

The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate.

A manager at the club had called police to report that about 30 minutes after Killion entered the club, a 3- to 4-year-old boy came inside looking for his father.

Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club's parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.

JBucc
03-22-2006, 06:39 AM
That is a great father

Simplex3
03-22-2006, 06:41 AM
That kid doesn't stand a chance in life. Genetics are already working against him.

IA_Chiefs_fan
03-22-2006, 06:42 AM
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Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/STRIP_CLUB_TODDLER?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-03-21-22-01-46)

Mar 21, 10:01 PM EST

Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club

TULSA, Okla. (AP) -- A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered from an unlocked car into the club over the weekend.

Christopher Greg Killion, 31, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted $500 bond and was released from the Tulsa Jail.

The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate.

A manager at the club had called police to report that about 30 minutes after Killion entered the club, a 3- to 4-year-old boy came inside looking for his father.

Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club's parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.
I told the police and my ladies that I was sorry. Cut me some slack man!

jspchief
03-22-2006, 06:45 AM
This guy's punishment should include a vasectomy.

SLAG
03-22-2006, 06:46 AM
ROFL

I sware that was the first time He got out of the car...

Usally the Porno DVD i put on for him keeps in Occupied

Rain Man
03-22-2006, 08:02 AM
There's no excuse for this. Taking your toddler son into a strip club would be great father-son bonding, and I think it would also get you some good attention from the strippers.

Gonzo
03-22-2006, 08:11 AM
The worst part is, the kid kept touching the strippers. The bouncer reported that he kept trying to suck on nipples so he had to throw him out on the street three times that night before finally calling the cops.

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 09:59 AM
Nice. Parenting tips from South Park.

TheChiefofSoCal
03-22-2006, 10:04 AM
I can't belive I'm the first to say it .This thread is worthless without pics.

ROYC75
03-22-2006, 10:06 AM
Yep, no values or morals. I feel for this kid in the years to come, most likely monkey see monkey do, I wanna be just like you, dad.

Katipan
03-22-2006, 10:09 AM
A good parent would have taken the kid into the dressing room.

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 10:11 AM
A good parent would have taken the kid into the dressing room.
"My God, it's a buffet!"

Lzen
03-22-2006, 10:11 AM
This guy's punishment should include a vasectomy.

Naw, that's too kind. Castration. :fire:

Rain Man
03-22-2006, 11:51 AM
I can't belive I'm the first to say it .This thread is worthless without pics.

Pedophile.

Gonzo
03-22-2006, 11:57 AM
Pedophile.

ROFL