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Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:06 PM
Ever wondered how you stack up against other planeteers? Do you spend feverish nights wondering if you've been giving your best? Do you lack confidence when you click that submit button?

Now, for the first time ever, you'll find out exactly where you stand!

Post in this thread and I will consult with a panel of experts. I'll return with your ranking on a scale of 1 to 10 and a brief description.

Saulbadguy
03-22-2006, 01:07 PM
Huggins.

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 01:07 PM
Huggins.k

58-4ever
03-22-2006, 01:08 PM
Ever wondered how you stack up against other planeteers? Do you spend feverish nights wondering if you've been giving your best? Do you lack confidence when you click that submit button?

Now, for the first time ever, you'll find out exactly where you stand!

Post in this thread and I will consult with a panel of experts. I'll return with your ranking on a scale of 1 to 10 and a brief description.

who gets to rate you?

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 01:08 PM
I'm assuming your rating scale is designed such that the top rating possible is also known as an "ENDelt".

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:09 PM
Huggins.

Saulbadguy: 9 out of 10

We've determined that you're most likely one of the greatest posters in Chiefsplanet history. You're witty and you've never really been much of a troll. Your threads are consistently chock-full of top-quality content. We took away one point because we feel you've lost a bit of your burst. But don't worry, this ranking places you among the elite!

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 01:09 PM
I'm assuming your rating scale is designed such that the top rating possible is also known as an "ENDelt".That's right up there with, like, the jiggawhatt.

arrowheadnation
03-22-2006, 01:10 PM
<img src=http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Carrie+Underwood/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9G_RqslryFE.iIAPwujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=139md5q25/EXP=1143144613/*-http%3A//musicmedia.ign.com/music/image/object/754/754958/carrieunderwood160_112305.jpg>

KCTitus
03-22-2006, 01:11 PM
I wish I had thought of this thread first.

Iowanian
03-22-2006, 01:11 PM
I'm afraid you'd need a couple of Iowanian boosters to reach that level Delt.....The Planet doctors have suggested that you're suffering from Endectile disfunction.

Pills on the market now can help with your posting, however if they're still working after 4hrs, I guess you're supposed to go to the ER and get a shot to the clam hammer.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:11 PM
k

Psicosis/Ultra Peanut: 6.5 out of 10

We feel you've lost quite a bit of your past greatness. You used to be a dynamic and effervescent poster. Now you're more of a gimmick poster than anything else. However, you still have that "name recognition" and there is time for you yet to retain your former glory.

Katipan
03-22-2006, 01:11 PM
like... whatt?

Skip Towne
03-22-2006, 01:11 PM
Look at this!! The Village Idiot is going to pass judgement on the real posters. What a laugh!! Hahahahahaha

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 01:12 PM
Psicosis/Ultra Peanut: 6.5 out of 10

We feel you've lost quite a bit of your past greatness. You used to be a dynamic and effervescent poster. Now you're more of a gimmick poster than anything else. However, you still have that "name recognition" and there is time for you yet to retain your former glory.Ha ha. You lose.

I've always been a gimmick poster.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:12 PM
who gets to rate you?

58-4ever: 3 out of 10

We feel at this time you are struggling to elevate yourself above that "n00b" status. However, take heart. You are not nearly as annoying as most n00bs. Your choice of avatar is a good sign.

milkman
03-22-2006, 01:13 PM
Gotta give you credit.

It's original and fresh, though I doubt your ratings will carry any weight with anyone.

Although I will admit, my curiosity is peaked.

Bowser
03-22-2006, 01:14 PM
M4D S1llz3s, B17ch3s!!1twnetynine#1!!!

ROYC75
03-22-2006, 01:14 PM
Look at this!! The Village Idiot is going to pass judgement on the real posters. What a laugh!! Hahahahahaha


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 01:14 PM
"Do snakes have hair?"

"If they're ferretts they do."

SLAG
03-22-2006, 01:15 PM
...

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:15 PM
I'm assuming your rating scale is designed such that the top rating possible is also known as an "ENDelt".

ENDelt260: 9.5 out of 10

Wow! We were so honored to review this living legend. Not only is your post count incredibly high, your consistency in posting amazingly humorous threads time after time is almost unmatched. And you have that "mod glow" about you. n00bs worship at your feet!

We took away one-half point because we feel that you've fallen a bit from the high-water mark of your "100 shots" thread.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:16 PM
<img src=http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Carrie+Underwood/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9G_RqslryFE.iIAPwujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=139md5q25/EXP=1143144613/*-http%3A//musicmedia.ign.com/music/image/object/754/754958/carrieunderwood160_112305.jpg>

aarowheadnation: 1 out of 10

Who are you? Can you spell? You define the term "n00b." We're also disgusted by your blatant misuse of Ms. Underwood's photo in an attempt to sway the judges. We suggest you lurk more.

Katipan
03-22-2006, 01:17 PM
ENDelt260: 9.5 out of 10

Wow! We were so honored to review this living legend. Not only is your post count incredibly high, your consistency in posting amazingly humorous threads time after time is almost unmatched. And you have that "mod glow" about you. n00bs worship at your feet!

We took away one-half point because we feel that you've fallen a bit from the high-water mark of your "100 shots" thread.

asskisser

Kclee
03-22-2006, 01:17 PM
Is it possible to get a neg. point total?

Iowanian
03-22-2006, 01:17 PM
I'd be interested to see the Titus and Skip ripoff of this thread on CBS....same idea, answers to the same posters.....suppah nannay.

ROYC75
03-22-2006, 01:17 PM
This thread is bound to be a hoot.......... Can't wait, it will be comedy gold before the 2nd page.

jspchief
03-22-2006, 01:17 PM
The usual suspects will be no problem. I'm eager to hear what he says about of some of the people that have probably escaped criticism in the past.

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 01:17 PM
We took away one-half point because we feel that you've fallen a bit from the high-water mark of your "100 shots" thread.

If I posted a movie of me drunk every weekend it would just get old.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:19 PM
I wish I had thought of this thread first.

KCTitus: 7 out of 10

Everyone knows this guy's name! He's Chiefsplanet's Resident Archivist and Keeper of the Lexicon! He's a living legend, although he's almost like one of those weird poltergeists hanging around in this modern Chiefsplanet-era. If Chiefsplanet was a big mansion, KCTitus portrait would be hanging on the wall.

Saulbadguy
03-22-2006, 01:19 PM
The usual suspects will be no problem. I'm eager to hear what he says about of some of the people that have probably escaped criticism in the past.
Who escapes criticism?

arrowheadnation
03-22-2006, 01:19 PM
:( no love :( ....BTW...don't any of you fockers have jobs?

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 01:20 PM
I'd be interested to see the Titus and Skip ripoff of this thread on CBS....same idea, answers to the same posters.....suppah nannay.This is a good idea.

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 01:20 PM
If I posted a movie of me drunk every weekend it would just get old.Never.

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 01:21 PM
:( no love :( ....BTW...don't any of you fockers have jobs?Never.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:21 PM
I'm afraid you'd need a couple of Iowanian boosters to reach that level Delt.....The Planet doctors have suggested that you're suffering from Endectile disfunction.

Pills on the market now can help with your posting, however if they're still working after 4hrs, I guess you're supposed to go to the ER and get a shot to the clam hammer.

Iowanian: 7.5 out of 10.

Wow! Another living legend right here! Like Psicosis, we're a bit concerned that you've lost a bit of your luster. In your heyday, you were to be feared. Can the champ return? Maybe you just need a particularly annoying and persistent n00b to show up to give you a reason to fight again. Another Q&A session could make your popularity soar!

Cochise
03-22-2006, 01:23 PM
what the hell does golickbuttscale mean?

Bowser
03-22-2006, 01:23 PM
Who escapes criticism?

Taco John.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:23 PM
like... whatt?

Mer: 6.5 out of 10

You're on your way to Chiefsplanet greatness, but we feel you're not quite ready to take your place among the elite just yet. Your association with Endelt260 was a good alliance. You still feel like a n00b to some of us. You have great potential, young one.

Hog Farmer
03-22-2006, 01:23 PM
ENDelt260: 9.5 out of 10

Wow! We were so honored to review this living legend. Not only is your post count incredibly high, your consistency in posting amazingly humorous threads time after time is almost unmatched. And you have that "mod glow" about you. n00bs worship at your feet!

We took away one-half point because we feel that you've fallen a bit from the high-water mark of your "100 shots" thread.


I knew long ago you were a ass kisser, and to think of all the people calling you a schlong chugger, they were wrong!

jspchief
03-22-2006, 01:24 PM
Who escapes criticism?There are a few. Posters that are essentially babbling idiots yet don't get called on it due to them being such "good guys".

StcChief
03-22-2006, 01:25 PM
Ok. I'll play your game.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:25 PM
Look at this!! The Village Idiot is going to pass judgement on the real posters. What a laugh!! Hahahahahaha

Skip Towne: 5 out of 10.

You've definitely lost your burst. You're almost becoming a parody of yourself. You're a legend, but you've reached that "Muhammad Ali" status where you're not so much a prizefighter anymore as a gibbering idiot. Becoming a mod could elevate you to new heights.

Iowanian
03-22-2006, 01:26 PM
I'll try harder jsp. I'm currently studying a thesaurus to contribute more syllables to fewer replies.

Saulbadguy
03-22-2006, 01:26 PM
There are a few. Posters that are essentially babbling idiots yet don't get called on it due to them being such "good guys".
I'm pretty sure everyone has been called a babbling idiot at one point in their Chiefsplanet membership. Who specifically? PM me if you want.

Katipan
03-22-2006, 01:26 PM
I should get a 10 for taking one for the team. I mean. For taking ENDelt.

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 01:27 PM
There are a few. Posters that are essentially babbling idiots yet don't get called on it due to them being such "good guys".Oh, snap. If GC doesn't share his honest thoughts regarding said babbling idiots, I hope you do.

pm me 2 pls kthxbai

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:27 PM
Gotta give you credit.

It's original and fresh, though I doubt your ratings will carry any weight with anyone.

Although I will admit, my curiosity is peaked.

Sidewinder: 8 out of 10.

Sidewinder exists in that Chiefsplanet purgatory between "elite" and "who?" The nicest thing we can say about you is you know your Chiefs football, and you're a fine weapon in the war against rival posters. Hey, at least you never trolled. You join KCTitus on the wall with the other oil paintings.

Aries Walker
03-22-2006, 01:28 PM
How am I doing so far?

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 01:29 PM
How am I doing so far?I said GOOD DAY!

Aaand... scene.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:29 PM
M4D S1llz3s, B17ch3s!!1twnetynine#1!!!

Bowser: 7 out of 10

You're a bit like the male version of Mer, although you don't have any real alliances like she does. With some more seasoning you could become a true living legend. Your consistently entertaining signatures and avatars are a real plus. Plus, you're one of those posters who we feel like we "know" when we see your username. You can't say that about aarowheadneation, for instance.

foxman
03-22-2006, 01:30 PM
Ok, I'll play.

58-4ever
03-22-2006, 01:30 PM
58-4ever: 3 out of 10

We feel at this time you are struggling to elevate yourself above that "n00b" status. However, take heart. You are not nearly as annoying as most n00bs. Your choice of avatar is a good sign.

goxlibutscrale/gochiefs/??? : I take exception to my rating thus far. But, as a nOOb, I feel it is my duty to respond on behalf of all good-intentioned nOObs. You are sometimes clever, but your jokes about sexuality and homosexuality are often predictable. You have annoyed the mods enough that they prod you by changing your name. Some of your threads are without merit and your post count is inflated by simple one-liners that could come from most fat, over-aggressive 17 year olds. Overall, I think you are a decent poster and hope to improve my status with future posts.

58-4ever

vailpass
03-22-2006, 01:31 PM
Is it possible to get a neg. point total?

Let's find out.

Katipan
03-22-2006, 01:31 PM
I thought I was the male version of me.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:31 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

ROYC75: 6.5 out of 10.

Another living legend taking his place with Sidewinder and KCTitus on the wall of paintings. Your unswaying devotion to the Chiefs is admirable. Your relatively low rating compared to other legends is due to the low content of your posts.

Iowanian
03-22-2006, 01:32 PM
name names.

that'll make things worth reading for the next couple of days, and put some wind into the sails of the Chiefs doldrums.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:33 PM
...

SLAG02: 4.5 out of 10.

SLAG02 is a rising name among n00bs, mostly due to his persistence. He's annoying, but that can get you into the Hall of Classics around here. We feel that SLAG02 might become a legend someday, but it's a long, long looooooong way off. We'd give him 5 out of 10, but that just wouldn't be right.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:35 PM
Is it possible to get a neg. point total?

kclee: 5 out of 10.

You're in that lower echelon of "purgatory" posters like Sidewinder. There's something very unsettling about your presence. It's like you think you're better than the rest of us. Maybe it's your avatar. We almost gave you 4 out of 10, but awarded a bonus point due to your non-n00b status.

Over-Head
03-22-2006, 01:36 PM
Ok goat boy, give me that big fat 0 you've always wanted to. :rolleyes:

Skip Towne
03-22-2006, 01:36 PM
Skip Towne: 5 out of 10.

You've definitely lost your burst. You're almost becoming a parody of yourself. You're a legend, but you've reached that "Muhammad Ali" status where you're not so much a prizefighter anymore as a gibbering idiot. Becoming a mod could elevate you to new heights.
You should know a lot about gibbering idiots. What with all the practice you've had. How's things at "your" board, sycophant? (that means dick licker)

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:37 PM
The usual suspects will be no problem. I'm eager to hear what he says about of some of the people that have probably escaped criticism in the past.

jspchief: 8 out of 10.

Wow! Here's a rare commodity. You've rocketed to Chiefsplanet fame after just a very short time. You're like an evil version of Sidewinder.

Your hate has made you powerful.

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 01:39 PM
You're a bit like the male version of Mer

Mer's a better kisser.

Sorry, Bowser.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:39 PM
what the hell does golickbuttscale mean?

Cochise: 5 out of 10.

You're a nice guy, but we feel you'll never escape your mediocrity as a poster. You burned bright, but fast when people mistook you for GoChiefs at the beginning of your time here on Chiefsplanet. It would take a small miracle to improve your lot here on Chiefsplanet. But hey, at least you aren't aarowheadnation.

Cochise
03-22-2006, 01:40 PM
How's things at "your" board, sycophant? (that means dick licker)

Not really.

Skip Towne
03-22-2006, 01:40 PM
...
The rabbit pretty much sums up this thread.

Woodrow Call
03-22-2006, 01:41 PM
Lets hear it.

Cochise
03-22-2006, 01:41 PM
Cochise: 5 out of 10.

You're a nice guy, but we feel you'll never escape your mediocrity as a poster. You burned bright, but fast when people mistook you for GoChiefs at the beginning of your time here on Chiefsplanet. It would take a small miracle to improve your lot here on Chiefsplanet. But hey, at least you aren't aarowheadnation.

You're right, I can only hope to one day achieve your level of relevance. :shake:

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:42 PM
I knew long ago you were a ass kisser, and to think of all the people calling you a schlong chugger, they were wrong!

Hog Farmer: 4 out of 10.

You feel like a n00b, and yet you are clearly not one. Your username makes us suspicious for some reason. Something is not right here. You might have unrealized potential.

Saulbadguy
03-22-2006, 01:43 PM
Haha. Skip got a 5. He sucks.

Over-Head
03-22-2006, 01:43 PM
asskisser
Just be glad he''s kissing ass and not the other side ROFL

Lzen
03-22-2006, 01:43 PM
:( no love :( ....BTW...don't any of you fockers have jobs?

Yes, a lot of us post from work. :D

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:43 PM
Ok. I'll play your game.

nm_dbf: 6 out of 10.

You're a bit like cochise, but you definitely fly under the radar. We don't really like your username all that much. It doesn't make any sense, and it 's not even all that weird. You're probably satisfied with 6 points anyway. We don't need TOO many living legends around here.

Cochise
03-22-2006, 01:45 PM
Haha. Skip got a 5. He sucks.

4321!

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:45 PM
How am I doing so far?

Aries Walker: 0.1 out of 10

The definition of n00b. You could be a returning troll. You have that vibe. At the same time, there is something intriguing about you. You could be destined for greatness. We awarded one-tenth of a point simply because we have a good feeling about you. Don't disappoint us.

Dave Lane
03-22-2006, 01:46 PM
Oh Oh gochiefs is on a roll...

Dave

ChiTown
03-22-2006, 01:46 PM
Shouldn't you be giving your boyfriend a Rusty Trombone or something?

Mr. Kotter
03-22-2006, 01:47 PM
You never run out of ideas for threads, I'll grant you that.... ROFL

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:47 PM
Ok, I'll play.

Foxman: 4 out of 10.

You're a bit like an unholy amalgam of Bowser and nm_dbf. We don't really have anything else to say.

Skip Towne
03-22-2006, 01:47 PM
Not really.
OK. How about "Phobia's scrotum ornament"?

Hog Farmer
03-22-2006, 01:48 PM
WOOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!

I GOTS ME A 4!!!


Thanks SCHLOONG CHUGGER!

Over-Head
03-22-2006, 01:48 PM
I should get a 10 for taking one for the team. I mean. For taking ENDelt.
You'll probably get Sainted for that one darlen ;)

58-4ever
03-22-2006, 01:49 PM
this is exactly why figure skating and boxing suck. Skewed point systems and imcompetent judges.

Aries Walker
03-22-2006, 01:49 PM
Aries Walker: 0.1 out of 10

The definitely of n00b. You could be a returning troll. You have that vibe. At the same time, there is something intriguing about you. You could be destined for greatness. We awarded one-tenth of a point simply because we have a good feeling about you. Don't disappoint us.
Deal. I'm just glad to have gotten a score at all.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:50 PM
Let's find out.

Vailpass: 5 out of 10.

You might be surprised by this rating, but rival posters fall into a whole 'nother category. The best thing we can say about vailpass is that he's not an insufferable troll like WHITE TRASH BRONCO, for instance. He's also consistent in his approach to posting. When we think of rival bronco posters, vailpass' name is one of the first that springs to mind. He's not quite at the level of some of the Great Rival Posters just yet, though. In time, he could become something great and powerful, but we doubt it.

Skip Towne
03-22-2006, 01:50 PM
Haha. Skip got a 5. He sucks.
That just shows that I bother him more than you lesser posters. Eat your heart out.

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 01:51 PM
Ha ha. You lose.

I've always been a gimmick poster.

At least you've got name recognition...

Despite changing your name about a month ago.

ROFL

foxman
03-22-2006, 01:51 PM
Foxman: 4 out of 10.

You're a bit like an unholy amalgam of Bowser and nm_dbf. We don't really have anything else to say.


Only issue I have with this is the Unholy part. I assumed you wouldnt have much to say, I doubt you have read many of my responses, which is cool.

InChiefsHell
03-22-2006, 01:51 PM
NObody really even knows who I am, so this should be interesting...

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:53 PM
Ok goat boy, give me that big fat 0 you've always wanted to. :rolleyes:

Over-Head: 3.5 out of 10.

You're almost timid in your fandom towards the Oakland Raiders. You're a poor excuse for a rival fan, but at least you're consistent, and you don't troll. If you were more like RaidersRock, we'd like you more. You're a big fat jerk, too. But most of the time, that's better than being a n00b.

InChiefsHell
03-22-2006, 01:53 PM
Deal. I'm just glad to have gotten a score at all.

Dude, I have that exact same pennant as your avatar hanging up in my office...

...Uh, that's all I have to say.

Joe Seahawk
03-22-2006, 01:54 PM
I'm the guy with nearly 10,000 posts that nobody knows..

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:54 PM
Lets hear it.

Archie Bunker: 7 out of 10.

There's something off about Archie Bunker. It's like he has unlimited potential, but chooses not to exercise it. With great power comes great responsibility, I guess. Maybe we should all be thanking Archie Bunker.

SPchief
03-22-2006, 01:56 PM
this is exactly why figure skating and boxing suck. Skewed point systems and imcompetent judges.


ROFL


Gochiefs, are you really this bored??

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:56 PM
Yes, a lot of us post from work. :D

Lzen: 8 out of 10.

You're one of the cool kids. Everybody around here likes you. Gosh! You're just so likable!!!

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:57 PM
Oh Oh gochiefs is on a roll...

Dave

Dave Lane: 8 out of 10.

Another one of the cool kids, except his greatness is almost effortless. We can't think of anything bad to say about Dave Lane. He's very generous, too. And he has a cool watch.

Cochise
03-22-2006, 01:57 PM
OK. How about "Phobia's scrotum ornament"?

that's better! ROFL

Mr. Kotter
03-22-2006, 01:57 PM
Hit me, goatcheese....that's still my favorite former name of yours. :D

MOhillbilly
03-22-2006, 01:58 PM
KNOCK AWAY SWAMI

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 01:58 PM
Looks like he's starting to run out of fresh ideas...

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 01:59 PM
Shouldn't you be giving your boyfriend a Rusty Trombone or something?

ChiTown: 5 out of 10

You're one of those weird guys who almost seems like a rival poster. You have a small painting on that wall with Sidewinder and KCTitus. We do admire your committment to that avatar, though.

Over-Head
03-22-2006, 02:01 PM
Over-Head: 3.5 out of 10.

You're almost timid in your fandom towards the Oakland Raiders. You're a poor excuse for a rival fan, but at least you're consistent, and you don't troll. If you were more like RaidersRock, we'd like you more. You're a big fat jerk, too. But most of the time, that's better than being a n00b.

I’d rather be a "big fat jerk" (although these day's I’m carrying less than 10% body fat...ain't ya proud of me Big Daddy???) than known as the queer germ commander who's ben banned a million times from a TEXT BASED INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD.
Now there's some credentials I’d love on my resume.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:01 PM
You never run out of ideas for threads, I'll grant you that.... ROFL

Mr. Kotter: 9 out of 10.

This ranking will probably be met with much protest, but we feel few others deserve such an honor. This poster has had a strange and wondrous journey. We feel he has ventured from the depths of Chiefsplanet despair to the heights of greatness. One of the most recognizable legends. It's the hard that makes it great, SDChiefsfan.

Inspector
03-22-2006, 02:01 PM
Ever wondered how you stack up against other planeteers? Nope

Do you spend feverish nights wondering if you've been giving your best? Uh, again....nope.

Do you lack confidence when you click that submit button? Nope.

Now, for the first time ever, you'll find out exactly where you stand! Who cares??

Post in this thread and I will consult with a panel of experts. We have experts?

I'll return with your ranking on a scale of 1 to 10 and a brief description.

Mr. Kotter
03-22-2006, 02:01 PM
I'm the guy with nearly 10,000 posts that nobody knows..


Oh, we know you. You are one of those 4 or 5 Seahawk fans that inhabit the earth outside the Pacific northwest (on the Planet, is outside of the Pacific northwest IMO, regardless of geography.)

Mr. Kotter
03-22-2006, 02:02 PM
Mr. Kotter: 9 out of 10.

This ranking will probably be met with much protest, but we feel few others deserve such an honor. This poster has had a strange and wondrous journey. We feel he has ventured from the depths of Chiefsplanet despair to the heights of greatness. One of the most recognizable legends. It's the hard that makes it great, SDChiefsfan.

Ah-ha. My life is complete.....





ROFL ROFL ROFL

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:04 PM
At least you've got name recognition...

Despite changing your name about a month ago.

ROFL

htismaqe: 9.9 out of 10

We bow before your greatness. A legend among legends. You combine the most endearing qualities of many greats here at Chiefsplanet. You are hard, but fair. And you defend us from n00bs and trolls.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!

PastorMikH
03-22-2006, 02:04 PM
Wow, Gochiefs posted this thread and got it to 100 posts in the time it took me to edit the MU post. I'm impressed.


I'll open myself up. No doubt he'll have fun with this one.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:05 PM
NObody really even knows who I am, so this should be interesting...

InChiefsHell: 3 out of 10.

We are at a loss for words. Maybe you could post more? Your pixelated avatar is a turn off, too. MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF, INCHIEFSHELL!

ChiefsFan4Life
03-22-2006, 02:06 PM
I hate Dick Vermeil

Chiefnj
03-22-2006, 02:06 PM
Ah-ha. My life is complete.....





ROFL ROFL ROFL

You must have given him the opportunity for a good long stare when you were relieving yourself. Meatpeeker's best friend.

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 02:07 PM
htismaqe: 9.9 out of 10

We bow before your greatness. A legend among legends. You combine the most endearing qualities of many greats here at Chiefsplanet. You are hard, but fair. And you defend us from n00bs and trolls.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!

And don't you ****ing forget it.

Aries Walker
03-22-2006, 02:07 PM
Dude, I have that exact same pennant as your avatar hanging up in my office...

...Uh, that's all I have to say.
I have it too. It's the one that hung on my bedroom wall when I was a kid.

Whassup, avatar banner buddy?

Mr. Kotter
03-22-2006, 02:07 PM
You must have given him the opportunity for a good long stare when you were relieving yourself. Meatpeeker's best friend.

In his defense, you can't help but notice "it".....heh.

:p

ChiTown
03-22-2006, 02:07 PM
ChiTown: 5 out of 10

You're one of those weird guys who almost seems like a rival poster.

The irony in this sentence is enough to allow me to a good chuckle the rest of the afternoon. Thanks, meetpeeker

SPchief
03-22-2006, 02:07 PM
htismaqe: 9.9 out of 10

We bow before your greatness. A legend among legends. You combine the most endearing qualities of many greats here at Chiefsplanet. You are hard, but fair. And you defend us from n00bs and trolls.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!


Well, we know who gochiefs currently has a crush on.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:07 PM
I'm the guy with nearly 10,000 posts that nobody knows..

Joe Seahawk: 8.5 out of 10.

One of the finest "rival" posters in Chiefsplanet history, if you can even call him that. He's like our long lost AFC West buddy. It's impossible to hate him. Always gracious and intelligent, with nary a hint of the often trollish behavior that characterizes most rival posters. He's like an alternate universe Taco John.

We took away one-half point for winning the division in 1999.

Mile High Mania
03-22-2006, 02:08 PM
Dear lord... you appear to be out of new ideas and need a refresher course on "How I can be the biggest asswhip on the Intnet".

Flame away... seriously, do you have a set number of moronic threads that you are bound by blood to create in a given week?

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:09 PM
ROFL


Gochiefs, are you really this bored??

SPChief: 4.5 out of 10.

You're like a combination of jspchief and Bowser, but something went horribly wrong with the mixture. You might need to become a gimmick poster if you want to reach greatness.

StcChief
03-22-2006, 02:09 PM
nm_dbf: 6 out of 10.

You're a bit like cochise, but you definitely fly under the radar. We don't really like your username all that much. It doesn't make any sense, and it 's not even all that weird. You're probably satisfied with 6 points anyway. We don't need TOO many living legends around here.

Thanks living legend not interested....

I'd ask for an name change, I saw what happened to the last guy that did that, he got lambasted for asking. :rolleyes:

This can't be that hard for an admin unless the
database schema really sucks. (i.e. name is a key column) :banghead:

It's better fly under radar
:p

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:10 PM
KNOCK AWAY SWAMI

MOhillbilly: 6.5 out of 10.

We feel like your best days are behind you, or maybe you just stopped caring. We'd like to see more from you. You feel a little bit like OVER-HEAD's brother for some strange reason.

Kclee
03-22-2006, 02:10 PM
kclee: 5 out of 10.

You're in that lower echelon of "purgatory" posters like Sidewinder. There's something very unsettling about your presence. It's like you think you're better than the rest of us. Maybe it's your avatar. We almost gave you 4 out of 10, but awarded a bonus point due to your non-n00b status.

Heh. Nice.

morphius
03-22-2006, 02:11 PM
I’d rather be a "big fat jerk" (although these day's I’m carrying less than 10% body fat...ain't ya proud of me Big Daddy???) than known as the queer germ commander who's ben banned a million times from a TEXT BASED INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD.
Now there's some credentials I’d love on my resume.
Hell, I think you have to give Over-head points for some of his earlier trucking stories and the fact that somewhere along the line he has learned to type and spell in at least a readable fashion.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:12 PM
Wow, Gochiefs posted this thread and got it to 100 posts in the time it took me to edit the MU post. I'm impressed.


I'll open myself up. No doubt he'll have fun with this one.

PastorMikH: 5 out of 10.

We feel like you're always been kind and fair here on Chiefsplanet, yet you still annoy us for whatever reason. Also, we all worship the devil, so you lost points for being a man of god. More importantly, you just bore us most of the time.

Chieficus
03-22-2006, 02:13 PM
:spock:

InChiefsHell
03-22-2006, 02:14 PM
InChiefsHell: 3 out of 10.

We are at a loss for words. Maybe you could post more? Your pixelated avatar is a turn off, too. MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF, INCHIEFSHELL!

Pixelated avatar?? That's what Alice Cooper looks like, for crap's sake!!

I'd like to thank the commitee for the 3 points. Hell, I figured I was only good for 2...

I shall double my efforts...someday I hope to be at least a 5. I now know from your encouraging words that anything, ANYTHING is possible!!

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:15 PM
I hate Dick Vermeil

ChiefsFan4Life: 6 out of 10

You're one of those guys who has found a comfortable niche here at Chiefsplanet. We enjoy your unadulterated homeristic ramblings. They are entertaining. You'll never be a legend, but then again, not everyone's path follows that destiny. If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.

MOhillbilly
03-22-2006, 02:15 PM
MOhillbilly: 6.5 out of 10.

We feel like your best days are behind you, or maybe you just stopped caring. We'd like to see more from you. You feel a little bit like OVER-HEAD's brother for some strange reason.


i quit taking drugs- its why delt and htismage(tits mahgee) are ranked so HIGH!

InChiefsHell
03-22-2006, 02:16 PM
I have it too. It's the one that hung on my bedroom wall when I was a kid.

Whassup, avatar banner buddy?

Same here. I can't believe it has survived all these years. Good to see another one out there!

ROCK ON!

arrowheadnation
03-22-2006, 02:16 PM
Hmmm...so I leave to go get a haircut and I come back and see that I have been mentioned twice in one thread by the great goglixbuttscrape. This honor made me want to learn more about this so-called legend. So, of course, I did an internet search and this is all I could come up with...

DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

http://enhasa.org/sandbox/

NSFW...YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:16 PM
You must have given him the opportunity for a good long stare when you were relieving yourself. Meatpeeker's best friend.

Chiefnj: 6 out of 10.

You have that "n00b-in-veteran's-clothing" smell, like someone else in this thread that we already forgot. That's what happens when you have a fish in your avatar, I suppose. We awarded six bonus points because of your registration date. Don't ask us for any more handouts.

rad
03-22-2006, 02:16 PM
Did anyone get a 0 yet?

And if not ,could I have one?

PastorMikH
03-22-2006, 02:17 PM
PastorMikH: 5 out of 10.

We feel like you're always been kind and fair here on Chiefsplanet, yet you still annoy us for whatever reason. Also, we all worship the devil, so you lost points for being a man of god. More importantly, you just bore us most of the time.


I knew my comment JennyGump's thread was going to hurt me.:D

CHENZ A!
03-22-2006, 02:18 PM
Royals are on 810, babbling on about a "possible" All Star game... this vote will never pass, bring on downtown baseball.

FAX
03-22-2006, 02:19 PM
Hit me.

FAX

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:19 PM
Dear lord... you appear to be out of new ideas and need a refresher course on "How I can be the biggest asswhip on the Intnet".

Flame away... seriously, do you have a set number of moronic threads that you are bound by blood to create in a given week?

Mile High Mania: 8 out of 10

You're a great rival poster. We can always count on you to pimp the Denver Broncos. You managed to not be a big jerk about it, too. We find you annoying, but that's an admirable character trait in a good rival poster. Keep up the good work.

PS - You will never be #1.

Mile High Mania
03-22-2006, 02:20 PM
Cool - either golixbut has me on ignore or is simply just doing so in this thread.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:21 PM
Hell, I think you have to give Over-head points for some of his earlier trucking stories and the fact that somewhere along the line he has learned to type and spell in at least a readable fashion.

Morphius: 7 out of 10.

Much like Sidewinder, we find your presence calming in the face of attacking rival posters and trolls. We almost did a double take when we saw your registration date. Thanks for all the good memories, wong foo.

milkman
03-22-2006, 02:22 PM
Wow, I'm a picture in the hallway.

I'm assuming that it's an abstract.

DMAC
03-22-2006, 02:22 PM
I have a feeling I will get a low score because I would not join your clan.

Skip Towne
03-22-2006, 02:22 PM
Flame away... seriously, do you have a set number of moronic threads that you are bound by blood to create in a given week?
He can be quite the moron. You should have seen him when he first got here. He thought this was his personal playground.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:22 PM
Did anyone get a 0 yet?

And if not ,could I have one?

rad: X out of 10

We're going to give you a chance. It would be unfair to judge you at this point in your history here on Chiefsplanet. You don't even have an avatar. Only time will tell, rad. BE RAD!

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:24 PM
Royals are on 810, babbling on about a "possible" All Star game... this vote will never pass, bring on downtown baseball.

CHENZ A!: -1 out of 10.

We find you highly annoying. Lurk more.

Mile High Mania
03-22-2006, 02:24 PM
Mile High Mania: 8 out of 10

You're a great rival poster. We can always count on you to pimp the Denver Broncos. You managed to not be a big jerk about it, too. We find you annoying, but that's an admirable character trait in a good rival poster. Keep up the good work.

PS - You will never be #1.

Wow ... he wasn't ignoring me, I'm getting all misty eyed. I knew there was no way I would fall too far shy of a 10...

Fish
03-22-2006, 02:24 PM
this feels like a booby trap....

Mile High Mania
03-22-2006, 02:26 PM
He can be quite the moron. You should have seen him when he first got here. He thought this was his personal playground.

Heh ... I remember when you first got here, I'm a tenured professor of Broncology around here.

milkman
03-22-2006, 02:26 PM
I have a feeling I will get a low score because I would not join your clan.

I doubt that.

It's very possible I was the first one he asked, and I declined.

I saw others join a couple of days later.

King_Chief_Fan
03-22-2006, 02:28 PM
gobut-
Your rating means nothing to me.
You get the ass hat award no matter what.

ChiefsFanatic
03-22-2006, 02:28 PM
Ever wondered how you stack up against other planeteers? Do you spend feverish nights wondering if you've been giving your best? Do you lack confidence when you click that submit button?

Now, for the first time ever, you'll find out exactly where you stand!

Post in this thread and I will consult with a panel of experts. I'll return with your ranking on a scale of 1 to 10 and a brief description.

Is it too late to have my life's value judged? I hope not. I really need something to feel good about since I found out that John Calipari was the former KU assistant coach we should have hired.

No, wait...I do like Bill Self...I do like Bill Self....I do like Bill Self.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:30 PM
Hit me.

FAX

FAX: Undefined

We cannot rank FAX. He is like a God. We fear his wrath. He is perhaps the most amazing n00b in the history of Chiefsplanet. A legend with his first post. In Chiefsplanet Mansion, FAX is like a being of pure energy.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:32 PM
I have a feeling I will get a low score because I would not join your clan.

DMAC: 3 out of 10

We think you have potential. You had a setback when you made the wrong choice here on Chiefsplanet a few months ago. Do better.

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 02:32 PM
Mr. Kotter: 9 out of 10.

This whole exercise is a sham.

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 02:32 PM
Hmm i don't know if i'm rateable but here goes I believe that the chiefs need to do something we can't be satisfied with what we currently have. I personally would sighn ty law and charles woodson play Law at Free safety and woodson at cb if he keeps getting hurt then put Law there it's a win win situation.

Ok rate me.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:33 PM
this feels like a booby trap....

KC Fish: 1 out of 10.

You bore us, but at least you aren't annoying. We just don't care, I guess.

Chieficus
03-22-2006, 02:33 PM
Wow ... he wasn't ignoring me, I'm getting all misty eyed. I knew there was no way I would fall too far shy of a 10...

I think he is ignoring me... or maybe the spock smiley upset his star wars dreams...

:jester:

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:34 PM
gobut-
Your rating means nothing to me.
You get the ass hat award no matter what.

King Chief Fan: 1 out of 10

No comment.

Reaper16
03-22-2006, 02:35 PM
These two pages have been very entertaining.

I'll bite as far as The Council's assessment goes.

CHENZ A!
03-22-2006, 02:35 PM
CHENZ A!: -1 out of 10.

We find you highly annoying. Lurk more.

Thats right bitch, lowest score yet. I'm all for your b.s. threads from time to time, but it might not hurt you to talk about sports once in awhile. Your score= I don't give a **** about your opinion out of 10. ROFL

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:36 PM
Is it too late to have my life's value judged? I hope not. I really need something to feel good about since I found out that John Calipari was the former KU assistant coach we should have hired.

No, wait...I do like Bill Self...I do like Bill Self....I do like Bill Self.

ChiefsFanatic: 7 out of 10.

This is a good, solid ranking for a good, solid poster. He's like ChiefsFan4Life with a brain transplant. Plus we really enjoy his opinions on American Idol. That's diversity, folks.

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 02:37 PM
This whole exercise is a sham.

Obviously not. I deserve a 9.9 out of 10.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:37 PM
These two pages have been very entertaining.

I'll bite as far as The Council's assessment goes.

Reaper16: 5 out of 10

You're one of the little guys. You'll never be great, but you'll never suck, either. There's nothing wrong with being mediocre. After all, you are a Chiefs fan.

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 02:40 PM
Ok did my post get lost in all the bitterness of some people on here?

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 02:40 PM
Obviously not. I deserve a 9.9 out of 10.
Doesn't your 9.9 feel a little cheaper knowing Kotter got a 9?

All the numbers are crap after that.

DMAC
03-22-2006, 02:41 PM
DMAC: 3 out of 10

We think you have potential. You had a setback when you made the wrong choice here on Chiefsplanet a few months ago. Do better.
Somebody, somewhere, thinks I'm better than someone else!!!

Rausch
03-22-2006, 02:42 PM
Morphius: 7 out of 10.

Much like Sidewinder, we find your presence calming in the face of attacking rival posters and trolls. We almost did a double take when we saw your registration date. Thanks for all the good memories, wong foo.

golickbuttskank: Pi out of 10.

Pi, due to your never ending and overall douchebaggery. Like Pi, the more you say the less anyone gives a $#it.

You are in no way qualified to rank anyone, which should be left to one of the "Mayflower" posters, but don't let that dampen your misplaced sense of entitlement. You are a Jedi in your own mind and a nasty case of herpes to the rest of the BB who's desperately searching for a cure...

sedated
03-22-2006, 02:43 PM
I gotta hear this.

Does your "panel" include your mom and your star wars dolls...errr, action figures?



(classic thread)

chasedude
03-22-2006, 02:44 PM
Why did I waste my time posting and reading this thread??

Frazod
03-22-2006, 02:45 PM
This should be good. :D

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:45 PM
You are a Jedi in your own mind and a nasty case of herpes to the rest of the BB who's desperately searching for a cure...

Rausch: 9.1 out of 10.

Another legend. You are firm in your resolve and stand tall against invading n00bs and rival fans. Many n00bs aspire to one day be as great as Rausch. We awarded a one-tenth point bonus for undisclosed reasons.

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 02:45 PM
Doesn't your 9.9 feel a little cheaper knowing Kotter got a 9?

All the numbers are crap after that.

Who's Kotter?

I got a 9.9!

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:46 PM
I gotta hear this.

Does your "panel" include your mom and your star wars dolls...errr, action figures?



(classic thread)

sedated: 1 out of 10

You define the term "annoying n00b." We will say no more.

Fish
03-22-2006, 02:46 PM
KC Fish: 1 out of 10.

You bore us, but at least you aren't annoying. We just don't care, I guess.

Ohh I see.... you're still pissed about me keeping you up the other night with that whole business all up in your mom's ass?

She said you were asleep..... and it's not like I'm makin you call me stepdaddy or anything......

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 02:47 PM
Who's Kotter?

I got a 9.9!ROFL

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:47 PM
Why did I waste my time posting and reading this thread??

chasedude: 1 out of 10

We were barely aware of your existence before this thread. Your avatar is incredibly crass, also. Get something a little more refined.

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 02:47 PM
Like Pi, the more you say the less anyone gives a $#it.

ROFL

That is 100% pure genious.

Dartgod
03-22-2006, 02:48 PM
I refuse to participate in this dumbassery.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:48 PM
This should be good. :D

Frazod: 9.1 out of 10

We consider you the equal of another legend, Rausch. To us here at the institute, you are almost like brothers. You share many of his outstanding qualities. When Bronco fans are near, frazod is our hero.

DMAC
03-22-2006, 02:49 PM
I refuse to participate in this dumbassery.
YOu just did

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 02:51 PM
Who's Kotter?

Precisely. And you're only nine tenths of a point better. Whoopee.

RedNFeisty
03-22-2006, 02:52 PM
This is probably a really bad idea, but I am curious…

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 02:53 PM
I am curious…

This one's gonna get jumped all over.

d-to-teh-j
03-22-2006, 02:54 PM
What a great place for my first post...although the "judge" has that yoda-meets-gilbert-gottfried feel... Lemme have it!

Prince22
03-22-2006, 02:54 PM
Lets hear it

Clint in Wichita
03-22-2006, 02:54 PM
I'm still puzzled by the fact that a "legend" with tens of thousands of posts is considered superior to a "noob".

If a person has 30,000 genital warts, they ARE NOT superior to someone who has one.

Sully
03-22-2006, 02:55 PM
I'm gonna predict my own rating and comment.

5/10
I'm still a relative n00b, so I haven't risen above that. I've gotten in only a couple of scuffles with regular posters, and held my own. Unless I'm posting something I feel to be short and witty, I try to stay away from posting in threads in which I am clearly outmatched... preferring to defer to those who have done the more serious research on the topic.

JBucc
03-22-2006, 02:55 PM
The guy in the mirror says I'm a 10/10. Although I don't know how much I should trust him since after he tells me that he watches me pee.

DJJasonp
03-22-2006, 02:56 PM
I have a sick need to know....

Hit me.....

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:57 PM
I refuse to participate in this dumbassery.

Dartgod: 9.4 out of 10.

Another legend. We rank you just below ENDelt260. You're not quite entertaining enough.

Mr. Kotter
03-22-2006, 02:57 PM
This is probably a really bad idea, but I am curious…

10.5, BABY!!!!

(Should I expect e-mailed or phoned threats from Brutus, now....Olive Oil? :( )

:p

Gonzo
03-22-2006, 02:58 PM
I suppose a juvenile mind and intellect such as mine won't be able to fathom the rating process but please....go ahead.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 02:59 PM
This is probably a really bad idea, but I am curious…

RedNFeisty: 7 out of 10.

We feel you wouldn't be nearly so popular if you didn't have boobs. But alas, you do. Your ranking is elevated above Mer's because of your obvious veteran status. Please don't take that as an age crack.

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 02:59 PM
Dartgod: 9.4 out of 10.

Another legend. We rank you just below ENDelt260. You're not quite entertaining enough.
Though, he does brew his own beer.

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:00 PM
hmm ok i guess i dnt get rated

journeyscarab
03-22-2006, 03:01 PM
Do I just stand in this bucket of water and hold the wire til you say "GO"?

Mr. Kotter
03-22-2006, 03:01 PM
Doesn't your 9.9 feel a little cheaper knowing Kotter got a 9?

All the numbers are crap after that.


Hey.....Hey.....Hey.....you wait one minute, there.....MISTER!!!

You'er a......er, eh....nevermind....you can ban me. :banghead:

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 03:01 PM
I'm still puzzled by the fact that a "legend" with tens of thousands of posts is considered superior to a "noob".

If a person has 30,000 genital warts, they ARE NOT superior to someone who has one.

A stupid thread just isn't a stupid thread without the tangy zip of Clint's razor-sharp wit.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:02 PM
What a great place for my first post...although the "judge" has that yoda-meets-gilbert-gottfried feel... Lemme have it!

d-to-teh-j: Y out of 10

We assigned you a variable, too. Hopefully you can overcome your annoying username.

Mr. Kotter
03-22-2006, 03:03 PM
RedNFeisty: 7 out of 10.

We feel you wouldn't be nearly so popular if you didn't have boobs. But alas, you do. Your ranking is elevated above Mer's because of your obvious veteran status. Please don't take that as an age crack.

Sorry, Clayton....this is proof....that you are the ghey: Red gets a 10 for her avy and sig alone; plus putting up with Clint. :shake:

:p

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 03:03 PM
Precisely. And you're only nine tenths of a point better. Whoopee.

I got a 9.9!!!

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:03 PM
Lets hear it

Prince22: 2 out of 10.

We feel you would be better served posting at a Kentucky board.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:06 PM
I'm still puzzled by the fact that a "legend" with tens of thousands of posts is considered superior to a "noob".

If a person has 30,000 genital warts, they ARE NOT superior to someone who has one.

Clint in Wichita: 8 out of 10

Your association with a famous Chiefsplanet broad does you credit. So does your easy to understand username, denoting both name and location. Your avatars are consistently amusing, also. And even though you've been here since 2000, we can't ever recall your presence growing old or tired.

sedated
03-22-2006, 03:06 PM
sedated: 1 out of 10

You define the term "annoying n00b." We will say no more.

ouch.



was it the mom joke, or the star wars jokes?

kaplin42
03-22-2006, 03:06 PM
This looks like it could provide some entertainment for a boring day at work.

Rooster
03-22-2006, 03:07 PM
I am n00b, hear me roar.

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 03:07 PM
Clint in Wichita: 8 out of 10

Your association with a famous Chiefsplanet broad does you credit. So does your easy to understand username, denoting both name and location. Your avatars are consistently amusing, also. And even though you've been here since 2000, we can't ever recall your presence growing old or tired.

8 out of 10? For Clint?

You're on crack, ****er.

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:07 PM
goxlibutscrale


is there a reason you are rating everyone around me and after me but still haven't given me a rating?

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 03:08 PM
8 out of 10? For Clint?

You're on crack, ****er.
You got a 9.9!!

Prince22
03-22-2006, 03:08 PM
Prince22: 2 out of 10.

We feel you would be better served posting at a Kentucky board.

I can live with that. But we don't have an NFL team in Kentucky.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:08 PM
The guy in the mirror says I'm a 10/10. Although I don't know how much I should trust him since after he tells me that he watches me pee.

JBucc: 6 out of 10

This is a n00b on the rise, folks. Our extrapolating program has predicted great things for this posters. Like a snake, he will soon molt, shedding his skin so he can grow large and sink his fangs into ill-prepared n00bs and trolls. We feel JBucc sets a good example for all n00bs.

Prince22
03-22-2006, 03:09 PM
goxlibutscrale


is there a reason you are rating everyone around me and after me but still haven't given me a rating?


bitching wont help your score.

htismaqe
03-22-2006, 03:09 PM
You got a 9.9!!

Why yes, I did.

9.9 out of 10, even.

99th percentile.

Just like my IQ.

DJJasonp
03-22-2006, 03:11 PM
goxlibutscrale


is there a reason you are rating everyone around me and after me but still haven't given me a rating?


No doubt about it....lots of lost points here........we're just going to have to wait and see what happens during the evening gown portion of the evaluation....

JBucc
03-22-2006, 03:11 PM
Yay I passed!

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:11 PM
well i'm wondering why i post and nothing is said and people who post after me get rated

by the way kentucky sucks!!! LOL

nice choke job this year

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 03:12 PM
I can live with that. But we don't have an NFL team in Kentucky.
Can't you root for the Colts or something?

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:12 PM
I have a sick need to know....

Hit me.....

DJJasonp: 2 out of 10.

We're getting annoyed by all the n00bs that feel they deserve to be rated. It's nothing personal, we're just taking it out on you.

Prince22
03-22-2006, 03:13 PM
well i'm wondering why i post and nothing is said and people who post after me get rated

by the way kentucky sucks!!! LOL

nice choke job this year


Who's your team???

Please don't tell me Tennessee

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:13 PM
Do I just stand in this bucket of water and hold the wire til you say "GO"?

journeyscarab: 5 out of 10

Like others, you may never escape mediocrity. We do enjoy your username, though.

Prince22
03-22-2006, 03:14 PM
Can't you root for the Colts or something?


No

kaplin42
03-22-2006, 03:15 PM
Thanks living legend not interested....

I'd ask for an name change, I saw what happened to the last guy that did that, he got lambasted for asking. :rolleyes:

This can't be that hard for an admin unless the
database schema really sucks. (i.e. name is a key column) :banghead:

It's better fly under radar
:p


Having your name changed to BooBooKittyF@ck wansnt the worst thing in the world. You could be Republican!!

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:16 PM
well unfortunately i like unc and kansas but they are both gone at least they are young and gonna be good kentucky you might be lookin for a new coach.

d-to-teh-j
03-22-2006, 03:17 PM
d-to-teh-j: Y out of 10

We assigned you a variable, too. Hopefully you can overcome your annoying username.
Annoying? Really? I tried to get gotichybuttscales, but it was taken.

DMAC
03-22-2006, 03:17 PM
well i'm wondering why i post and nothing is said and people who post after me get rated


You can't be serious.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:17 PM
This looks like it could provide some entertainment for a boring day at work.

kaplin42: 5 out of 10.

We don't know much about you, but your avatar is one of the few girly avatars we don't have adblocked. For that alone, you get five points.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:18 PM
I am n00b, hear me roar.

Rooster: 1 out of 10.

We're giving you the standard n00b treatment. We also suggest a change in avatar if you want to improve your standing in the community.

Bob Dole
03-22-2006, 03:22 PM
Nipples and pie for everyone!

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:22 PM
whatever guys why do all of you feel superior to me i've been on this board for a while now just cause i don't post everyday on here doesn't mean i don't care about the chiefs I do. I have had other names on this board and the old KC star board. as elvislivesinkc.

I thought It would be cool to see where I rated but now I dn't care . I think you guys think to highly of yourselves to be honest. I'm a chief fan and that's all that matters.

So all I can say is "YOu can't see me my time is Now!"

Prince22
03-22-2006, 03:23 PM
well unfortunately i like unc and kansas but they are both gone at least they are young and gonna be good kentucky you might be lookin for a new coach.


Yes, nice "choke job" I'm not going to hijack this thread but I do believe these two teams of yours choked this year as well. And what kind of a fan likes both UNC and Kansas? Pick a team bud. And for the record, Tubby's not going anywhere. 2 of the ass. coaches and the S&C coach will be gone very soon.

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:26 PM
well i'll tell u that unc and kansas are gonna win before UK does

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:26 PM
Nipples and pie for everyone!

Bob Dole: 9.95 out of 10

Another living legend. We are honored by his presence. When we think of a 65-year old Endelt260, we think of Bob Dole. Consistent in his dumbassery, he has also rendered great service to our humble message board. He's like htismaqe, only a teeeensy bit better.

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:28 PM
"I am a golden god!!"

King_Chief_Fan
03-22-2006, 03:28 PM
just cause i don't post everyday on here doesn't mean i don't care about the chiefs I do.

I'm a chief fan and that's all that matters.



That right there is worth a 4/10. Just don't try to talk too much football here.(during the off season) We are far more interested in how many poops are taken, or if you lost your cat, or I need some attention so let me rate the posters and shit like that.

Sully
03-22-2006, 03:28 PM
-1

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:29 PM
LOL the first wise thing said on this post who is anyone to be the judge jurry and excutioner?

Prince22
03-22-2006, 03:30 PM
well i'll tell u that unc and kansas are gonna win before UK does


unc - yes

kansas -no (come on man, second consecutive first round loss. that has champion written all over it)

Bob Dole
03-22-2006, 03:32 PM
LOL the first wise thing said on this post who is anyone to be the judge jurry and excutioner?

Serious question.

Do you have to actually be able to use English to claim it as a second language?

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:33 PM
bill self built the illinois program he's gonna do the same to KU they were really young remember that. I'm a unc fan also cause I loved dean smith and I liked roy williams.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:33 PM
chiefscafan: 0 out of 10

You are the eternal n00b.

Prince22
03-22-2006, 03:34 PM
Serious question.

Do you have to actually be able to use English to claim it as a second language?


Are you asking this question or is Bob Dole?

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:37 PM
LOL at goxlibutscrale


well buddy why don't you go and play with your star war figures then who the hell are you anyway. I've been on this board longer than you little boy.

o out of 10 coming from you is a compliment you are a complete control freak that loves to pass judgement on people.

Proud to be a noob if you call me that

Pearl harbor "I'm afraid by this action we have awoken a sleeping giant!"

Prince22
03-22-2006, 03:38 PM
LOL at goxlibutscrale


well buddy why don't you go and play with your star war figures then who the hell are you anyway. I've been on this board longer than you little boy.

o out of 10 coming from you is a compliment you are a complete control freak that loves to pass judgement on people.

Proud to be a noob if you call me that

Pearl harbor "I'm afraid by this action we have awoken a sleeping giant!"


exactly the reaction i expected

KC_John
03-22-2006, 03:39 PM
Hmm been here maybe 2 weeks wonder how i would rank! Yes I am from Indiana but does it help if I hope the Colts keep choking? :p

Go Chiefs!

Sully
03-22-2006, 03:40 PM
Pearl harbor "I'm afraid by this action we have awoken a sleeping giant!"

Pearl Harbor said that?
Wise... she was very wise...

sedated
03-22-2006, 03:42 PM
LOL at goxlibutscrale


well buddy why don't you go and play with your star war figures then who the hell are you anyway. I've been on this board longer than you little boy.

o out of 10 coming from you is a compliment you are a complete control freak that loves to pass judgement on people.

Proud to be a noob if you call me that

Pearl harbor "I'm afraid by this action we have awoken a sleeping giant!"

someone got his (her) feelings hurt.

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:47 PM
his feelings and I just hate people who think they are better than others no one is better than anyone else.

Gonzo
03-22-2006, 03:48 PM
Well I'm waiting....by the way, is there an appeal process?

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 03:49 PM
no one is better than anyone else.

What a crock of shit.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 03:49 PM
Well I'm waiting....by the way, is there an appeal process?

Gonzo8888: 3 out of 10

You are elevated above the normal n00b rating by your quirky username.

Gonzo
03-22-2006, 03:50 PM
his feelings and I just hate people who think they are better than others no one is better than anyone else.

Not true, I'm better than most guys. (My mom said so.)

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 03:50 PM
Not true, I'm better than most guys. (My mom said so.)
And she would know.

Gonzo
03-22-2006, 03:51 PM
Gonzo8888: 3 out of 10

You are elevated above the normal n00b rating by your quirky username.

Yesss. Kick ass, I was pinching my nipples after I read that.