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sedated
03-22-2006, 03:31 PM
He's had his fun, now it's everyone else's turn.

What do you think of his dumbass ratings? Or him in general?

Katipan
03-22-2006, 03:38 PM
6.4 I'd like to set him on my desk like a furby. Or on my dash like a hula doll.

DMAC
03-22-2006, 03:41 PM
6.4 I'd like to set him on my desk like a furby. Or on my dash like a hula doll.
Yeah, I would say around a 6, just because of his desperation to get people to join him on his Herm Hating quest.

sedated
03-22-2006, 03:44 PM
goxlibutscrale: 3 out of 10

offers little insight, other than to rip n00bs and suck off "legends". In the land of computer dorks, he stands out as their cocky virgin king.

JBucc
03-22-2006, 03:46 PM
never heard of him

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 03:49 PM
He was completely on the mark on some ratings (ENDelt, sedated, Parker), and way off on others (Reaper, Skippy). Was also far too cliche at times, and entirely overused the "n00b" device. On the whole, far too inconsistent, and his analysis wasn't substantive enough for anything other than a very mediocre 4 out of 10.

Rooster
03-22-2006, 03:51 PM
[QUOTE=sedated]goxlibutscrale: 3 out of 10

offers little insight, other than to rip n00bs and suck off "legends". In the land of computer dorks, he stands out as their cocky virgin king.[/QUOTE


ROFL ROFL ROFL

JBucc
03-22-2006, 03:52 PM
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chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:53 PM
one question concerning him


"Who is goxlibutscrale and what has he done?"

Rooster
03-22-2006, 03:53 PM
never heard of him

I think he is the guy you can watch suck off a donkey in Mexico for five bucks. :drool:

JBucc
03-22-2006, 03:54 PM
I think he is the guy you can watch suck off a donkey in Mexico for five bucks. :drool:if that's what you're into...

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 03:54 PM
suck off "legends".

Hey, we're legends. We deserve a good blowjob every now and again.

sedated
03-22-2006, 03:56 PM
He was completely on the mark on some reatings (ENDelt, sedated, Parker), and way off on others (Reaper, Skippy). On the whole, he was far too inconsistent, and his analysis wasn't substantive enough for anything other than a very mediocre 4 out of 10.

hey.


I thought goxlibutscrale was just fuggin with me, but I guess I am nothing but a petty annoying n00b.

:crybaby:

goodbye, cruel planet.

Katipan
03-22-2006, 03:57 PM
Hey, we're legends. We deserve a good blowjob every now and again.

like once a month?

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 03:57 PM
according to him sedated i'm the worst LOL

sedated
03-22-2006, 03:57 PM
I think he is the guy you can watch suck off a donkey in Mexico for five bucks. :drool:

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows.

And... it's a woman f*ckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be.

It's kinda gross.

You think "A woman f*ckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman f*cking a horse.

It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

I kinda felt bad for the horse!

PastorMikH
03-22-2006, 03:58 PM
At one time, gochiefs would have rated somewhere around .0001 (give or take .0001) but he's rising. He's still fun to poke at once in a while, and takes the punches a lot better than he used to and he actually contributes to some of the discussions now without having to have ALL the attention directed at him. I'd say he's up to about a 4.9 now.

SNR
03-22-2006, 04:01 PM
7 out of 10

One of the Planet's best photoshop artists. A consistent contributor of ytmnds as well. Has had to endure repeated atomic wedgies to stay on here and make his name not as shitty as it used to be. Subtract 3 points because if anyone can piss anyone off on here, it's probably him

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 04:03 PM
7 out of 10

One of the Planet's best photoshop artists. A consistent contributor of ytmnds as well. Has had to endure repeated atomic wedgies to stay on here and make his name not as shitty as it used to be. Subtract 3 points because if anyone can piss anyone off on here, it's probably him

You serve your overlord well, admiral.

ENDelt260
03-22-2006, 04:06 PM
like once a month?
Pft. That's what those mere mortals deserve.

chiefscafan
03-22-2006, 04:10 PM
Speak of the devil he arrives

vailpass
03-22-2006, 04:10 PM
REPOST! Damn you to hell for not searching the archives to discover a post slightly similar to this from October 2004. Of course I did not have to use the search feature to recognize your error as I am vigilantly on this site night and day and day and night.
111!!!N00B111!!!

sedated
03-22-2006, 04:52 PM
REPOST! Damn you to hell for not searching the archives to discover a post slightly similar to this from October 2004. Of course I did not have to use the search feature to recognize your error as I am vigilantly on this site night and day and day and night.
111!!!N00B111!!!

I don't think it really counts as a repost since it is in direct reaction to the other "rate your performance" thread currently going on.


in other words, I just don't give a flying f*ck

you're also a broncs fan, and therefore you sucketh mightily

booger
03-22-2006, 04:55 PM
like once a month?
No no. That's the buttsex.

4th and Long
03-22-2006, 04:55 PM
7 out of 10

One of the Planet's best photoshop artists.
Please make an appointment with your local optometrist IMMEDIATELY!

Kclee
03-22-2006, 04:57 PM
I don't know. He was off on Reaper and Sedated, and a few others. Those guys usually have me laughing pretty good. GC is quite the CP legend though. You almost have to give him an 8.

Count Zarth
03-22-2006, 04:57 PM
Please make an appointment with your local optometrist IMMEDIATELY!

Come on bitch. You know you liked this one:

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8940/tokc22sm.jpg

vailpass
03-22-2006, 04:58 PM
I don't think it really counts as a repost since it is in direct reaction to the other "rate your performance" thread currently going on.


in other words, I just don't give a flying f*ck

you're also a broncs fan, and therefore you sucketh mightily

Here ya' go:

4th and Long
03-22-2006, 05:10 PM
Come on bitch. You know you liked this one:

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8940/tokc22sm.jpg
Not really, bitch.

sedated
03-22-2006, 05:12 PM
I don't know. He was off on Reaper and Sedated, and a few others. Those guys usually have me laughing pretty good. GC is quite the CP legend though. You almost have to give him an 8.

thanks, man

:thumb:

you take paypal?

;)

or do I have to go under the table again?

SNR
03-22-2006, 05:13 PM
Please make an appointment with your local optometrist IMMEDIATELY!Why would I make appleointment with an orangutan?

sedated
03-22-2006, 05:14 PM
Here ya' go:

maybe the sarcasm thing just isn't your best thing.


or mine. :shrug:

OldTownChief
03-22-2006, 05:16 PM
he actually contributes to some of the discussions now without having to have ALL the attention directed at him.


I don't see it. But what the hey? This place is all he has.

sedated
03-22-2006, 05:17 PM
Why would I make appleointment with an orangutan?


mmm...Apple Ointment

4th and Long
03-22-2006, 05:17 PM
Why would I make appleointment with an orangutan?
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2006, 06:48 PM
7 out of 10

One of the Planet's best photoshop artists. A consistent contributor of ytmnds as well.R U SHUR?

http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/bfett81

That is not a sterling YTMND history. This (http://zachishere.ytmnd.com/) is a classic, though.

sedated
03-22-2006, 08:04 PM
according to him sedated i'm the worst LOL

I can see why.



(don't talk to me)





:p

PastorMikH
03-22-2006, 08:19 PM
I don't see it. But what the hey? This place is all he has.


Eh, I was reading a football thread a while back where he actually made a knowledgeable comment and than stepped back and let others talk. I was surprised. But now that you mention it, it could have been a Mod or somoeone that hijacked his username that was posting too.

sedated
03-22-2006, 08:27 PM
Eh, I was reading a football thread a while back where he actually made a knowledgeable comment and then stepped back and let others talk. I was surprised. But now that you mention it, it could have been a Mod or somoeone that hijacked his username that was posting too.


I think he was busy getting in trouble because his mom found him with his d!ck in the vacuum cleaner again.


"I told you not to bother me when I'm cleaning my room!"

Buster's Dad
03-22-2006, 09:09 PM
His main goal in life is to be kidnapped and sold as a sex slave to a arab sheik :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

sedated
03-23-2006, 12:37 PM
His main goal in life is to be kidnapped and sold as a sex slave to a arab sheik :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:



I figured it was to be sold as a sex slave to Jabba the Hut.


that gold bikini would work nice to support his man-breasts.
his back has to hurt.

Cochise
03-23-2006, 12:56 PM
golickbuttscale: 1 out of 10

golickbuttscale has occasionally come up with some witty banter, but most of it centers around lame reality shows and attempting to endear himselves to the popular kids on the board. Top it off with being an Athan scrot-ament and there you have it.

Saulbadguy
03-23-2006, 12:58 PM
What a weak "call out" thread.

Skip Towne
03-23-2006, 01:12 PM
It would be hard to rate this goober very high. He is one of Phobia's minions and he helps other boards as directed by Phil. Oh, yeah, he's also fat and stupid. There's more but I don't want to hurt his feelings. Give him a 3.

burt
03-23-2006, 03:28 PM
It would be hard to rate this goober very high. He is one of Phobia's minions and he helps other boards as directed by Phil. Oh, yeah, he's also fat and stupid. There's more but I don't want to hurt his feelings. Give him a 3.

Fat And stupid? He must be my relative....I now grant him a 7.

ENDelt260
03-23-2006, 03:32 PM
I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Gettin' soft in your old age? I think maybe you've just lost all your creativity and couldn't think of any new mean-spirited things to call him. You're a shell of your former self. Pussy.

FAX
03-23-2006, 03:32 PM
Yeah. You remind me of Judge Judy.

FAX

Count Zarth
03-23-2006, 03:35 PM
I used to get really mad when Skip would say mean things about me, but now I just laugh.

Skip Towne
03-23-2006, 03:39 PM
I used to get really mad when Skip would say mean things about me, but now I just laugh.
I think Endelt's rght. I've lost my burst. I used to be able to make you cry.

Short Leash Hootie
03-23-2006, 03:43 PM
Here's the deal...

The thread could've been an interesting read if golixureaulafdljad didn't say the same thing every post. It became repetitive and I lost interest rather quickly.

ENDelt260
03-23-2006, 03:45 PM
I think Endelt's rght. I've lost my burst. I used to be able to make you cry.
I hit him with both barrels one day. I remember because even you made a comment about how harsh my post was. Ah, the old days.

Demonpenz
03-23-2006, 03:47 PM
i like when he put the clips of the games up. To show good plays by people that went unnoticed. At that point he became the screech to Slater and Zach

chiefs4me
03-23-2006, 04:41 PM
I give him a 3, because, well...just because I can...:D

sedated
03-23-2006, 05:25 PM
Gettin' soft in your old age? I think maybe you've just lost all your creativity and couldn't think of any new mean-spirited things to call him. You're a shell of your former self. Pussy.

he's obviously lost his burst

Over-Head
03-23-2006, 05:36 PM
i'll give the lil shit a 6.
Now I know your asking yourself,. WTF?
Simple.
As much as this little ass clown tries to get everyone to hate him, since he's grown up "slightly" he's actually posting some good smaque, tormenting the nOObs, and not acting like a complete ass wipe with EVERY post.
yes he's annoying,
yes he's irrritating,
but the little ****er is mighty persistant too.
No matter how much you shit on him, he comes back for more.
Which shows he's actually "in some cases" got a bit more sack than most.

Add all that fact he's been banned more times than any other TWO people combined in Chiefsplanet history I give him a 6.


Do I like the guy/queer/pillowbiting moron?
Not really,
but I do respect his perserverance.


No be a good goat boy and go butt fu@k yourself with a cattle prod. :evil:

Insert optional Richard Marcinko insult toward Goatboy here (___________) 4321

Logical
03-23-2006, 05:42 PM
I would rate him as the single most improved poster on the Planet. He has gone from a poster I used to despise to a poster I now find to be one of the top 15 I check on when I want to find something interesting when it comes to off topic posting.

Congrats gochiefs you rate a 9.7 most of the time these days.

Course on occasion you pull a 3 just to keep me remembering our past.

Count Zarth
03-23-2006, 05:43 PM
I LOVE ME SOME ME!

chiefs4me
03-23-2006, 05:53 PM
I LOVE ME SOME ME!







Nooooo, really??:D

sedated
03-23-2006, 06:00 PM
I LOVE ME SOME ME!


your hands must be tired

Halfcan
03-23-2006, 06:08 PM
i'll give the lil shit a 6.
Now I know your asking yourself,. WTF?
Simple.
As much as this little ass clown tries to get everyone to hate him, since he's grown up "slightly" he's actually posting some good smaque, tormenting the nOObs, and not acting like a complete ass wipe with EVERY post.
yes he's annoying,
yes he's irrritating,
but the little ****er is mighty persistant too.
No matter how much you shit on him, he comes back for more.
Which shows he's actually "in some cases" got a bit more sack than most.

Add all that fact he's been banned more times than any other TWO people combined in Chiefsplanet history I give him a 6.


Do I like the guy/queer/pillowbiting moron?
Not really,
but I do respect his perserverance.


No be a good goat boy and go butt fu@k yourself with a cattle prod. :evil:

Insert optional Richard Marcinko insult toward Goatboy here (___________) 4321


tell us how you really feel

Over-Head
03-23-2006, 06:32 PM
tell us how you really feel
Naaa, I don't want to make the queer cry ROFL

jspchief
03-23-2006, 06:42 PM
I'll give him a 7 out of 10.

Most of his football posts are intelligent, even if I don't always agree with what he says. While his antics are tiresome at times, he they also add activity to the board. I think it would be much slower around here with out him.

It could have been a 9 out of 10, but his penchant for kissing the ass of other BB mods rubs me the wrong way.