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munkey
03-23-2006, 03:37 PM
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbournepolice investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.

Jenny Gump
03-23-2006, 03:39 PM
ROFL
Love it.

Demonpenz
03-23-2006, 03:41 PM
grandma's with attitude

StcChief
03-23-2006, 03:45 PM
Vote her in for mayor...that would be a hoot.

ct
03-23-2006, 03:48 PM
Way to go Granny!! Write her in, hell yeah!

MOhillbilly
03-23-2006, 03:56 PM
hahahahaha man i needed that. get em granny!!!!!!!!

Rain Man
03-23-2006, 04:02 PM
Man, that would hurt.

JBucc
03-23-2006, 04:13 PM
All Grandmothers of rape victims should try to be more like Ava

Halfcan
03-23-2006, 04:15 PM
They got what they deserved.

Rain Man
03-23-2006, 04:20 PM
I'm not a gun expert. How do you destroy the whole set of equipment with a 9 mm? I would think that's shotgun territory.

JBucc
03-23-2006, 04:21 PM
I'm not a gun expert. How do you destroy the whole set of equipment with a 9 mm? I would think that's shotgun territory.Several clips

Rain Man
03-23-2006, 04:28 PM
Several clips

Ouchie.

58-4ever
03-23-2006, 04:31 PM
Yeah, I'm sure those guys are just "happy to be alive". I think I'd rather die.

PastorMikH
03-23-2006, 04:39 PM
They got what they deserved.



First off, WAY TO GO GRANNY!!!!


Now, you got that right! I'd bet there would be a lot less of these kind of acts if that were the punishment.

Bwana
03-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Very cool! That story just made my day. ROFL

PastorMikH
03-23-2006, 04:54 PM
Just think, if she had followed the local gun laws, she would have never been able to seek proper vengence.

munkey
03-23-2006, 04:54 PM
I think they should just deputize her..

thebrad84
03-23-2006, 05:05 PM
That is one of the greatest stories i've read in a long time...thank you munkey. I bet you they give her house arrest or probation at worst. You know the cops and judges are loving it too. That is awesome..what a lady.

wazu
03-23-2006, 05:12 PM
Does these poor fools qualify for Darwin Awards?

thebrad84
03-23-2006, 05:31 PM
Boooo..i guess this story isn't real. I looked it up on google.com and it says it's nothing more than an urban legend. I suppose we can only wish for such a story to be true...

JBucc
03-23-2006, 05:33 PM
Boooo..i guess this story isn't real. I looked it up on google.com and it says it's nothing more than an urban legend. I suppose we can only wish for such a story to be true...damn

seclark
03-23-2006, 05:45 PM
my granny is 83 and she turned her goodies over to me 2years ago.
3 pistols
2 rifles
2 shotguns

i convinced her that they weren't practical in the retirement community.
best damn shot in the family.
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Loki
03-23-2006, 06:14 PM
Boooo..i guess this story isn't real. I looked it up on google.com and it says it's nothing more than an urban legend. I suppose we can only wish for such a story to be true...
nice... way to ruin the thread... :shake:


ps: is your name denise?

PastorMikH
03-23-2006, 09:04 PM
Boooo..i guess this story isn't real. I looked it up on google.com and it says it's nothing more than an urban legend. I suppose we can only wish for such a story to be true...



Nope.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.htm


It was a great story though!

ChiefsKing
03-23-2006, 10:39 PM
It was a great story, until the girl comes out and admits that she had just felt really horny and deceided to screw the two guys who sold her some x.


They get their nuts shot off for nothing, and everyone wants to give the old lady the chair.