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Douche Baggins
03-23-2006, 04:22 PM
http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2006-03-0322-003.shtml

Dedication Honors Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth

BROOKLYN, NY (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) -- A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a 'first' for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears' baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. "A superstar at Britney's young age having a child is rare in today's celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

*(Photo Caption: Clay model of Britney Spears in Pro-Life's first monument to giving birth. - Daniel Edwards.)

"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.

"Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the 'right choice'," said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London's The Art Newspaper. "She was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman," said Edwards.

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds and 'Britney wigs' characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada "to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture."

picasso
03-23-2006, 04:28 PM
That is just WRONG!!!!

58-4ever
03-23-2006, 04:32 PM
That is just WRONG!!!!

but somehow kind of sexy.

4th and Long
03-23-2006, 04:36 PM
She gave birth doggy style?

Fire Me Boy!
03-23-2006, 04:42 PM
but somehow kind of sexy.
:thumb:

sedated
03-23-2006, 04:45 PM
this thread is worthless without pics.



no...wait

FAX
03-23-2006, 04:49 PM
She gave birth doggy style?

Just what I was wondering, Mr. 4th and Long. Why is her posterior raised in a salute to the heavens? Is it symbolic of motherhood's connection with the permanence of the universe? Or, is she airing out her cooter?

FAX

Psyko Tek
03-23-2006, 05:01 PM
well doggy style was how the baby got in there

seems fair

Chief Roundup
03-23-2006, 05:07 PM
It doesn't look like her

4th and Long
03-23-2006, 05:14 PM
It doesn't look like her
You're right. It needs to be fatter, uglier, have a bad case of acne, saggy breasts, a cottage cheese ass and stretch marks, post birthing.

SPchief
03-23-2006, 05:19 PM
You're right. It needs to be fatter, uglier, have a bad case of acne, saggy breasts, a cottage cheese ass and stretch marks, post birthing.


Somehow, I'm guessing, that just Maybe you're not a fan??

Rain Man
03-23-2006, 05:31 PM
Is there a way to turn that photo around to see the back?

4th and Long
03-23-2006, 05:33 PM
Is there a way to turn that photo around to see the back?
Which leads to the next obvious question. Why would you want to?

chagrin
03-23-2006, 05:50 PM
well doggy style was how the baby got in there

seems fair

Actually, it was the result of anal, a little HRA...

unlurking
03-23-2006, 07:36 PM
As someone who believes in choice, I'm glad they chose such a slut-up for this. Maybe next they'll choose the crackhead that sells or baby for a hit?

Dunit35
03-23-2006, 07:45 PM
Is there a way to turn that photo around to see the back?


What 4th said. Why would you want to see Britney Spears in a doggystyle position giving birth to a child, gross.

C-Mac
03-23-2006, 08:01 PM
"....applauds her decision of placing family before career. "A superstar at Britney's young age having a child is rare in today's celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla."

What a crock of crap!
First off, is she even married?
Secondly, does anyone actually think that she will be the one raising this child?
Oh ya, she's quite the family role model.

Pitt Gorilla
03-23-2006, 08:05 PM
To which K-Fed said, "Huh?"

C-Mac
03-23-2006, 08:53 PM
To which K-Fed said, "Huh?"
They are still married?...my bad.