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BigOlChiefsfan
11-04-2000, 12:00 PM
Time to hex the raidahs. They're 7 and 1 and secretly afraid they're about to start their "inevitable slide to mediocrity". History. Mojo. All talk about THIS YEAR being different just makes it worse for 'em. Superstition is a powerful thing and it's all on our side. We've got our mojo working and it's time for some psychological warfare. Under their year round Halloween garb, there's a lot of black panties bunching up into a wad all over Oafland today. They won't admit it, but they've got the Big Fear.

It's time to do our part. Put the big red monkey on their backs once again. Let's take away their joy, steal their thunder, pop their balloons. I hereby unleash the Sports Illustrated curse on 'em. May they drop balls all day. Throw interceptions, fumble, botch attempts, break stride. Miss field goals, have no chance at extra points. May their 'lucky' streak come to a an abrupt end. I want to ruin their weekend, ruin their holiday season. I want to watch Chucky do his nastyface all day long, throw tantrums and hissyfits, pop a bloodvessel. Let's throw salt in their beer, watch the Raiderette's uniforms fall off and give Al Davis a heart attack (if he has a heart). I want us to go to their house and kick their collective butts. I want to send them home weeping to beat their wives, kick their dogs and send their children off to a bad military school. I want to rain on the raidah parade.
Now and forever, so let it be written, so let it be done.

GO CHIEFS!!! BEAT THE BLACK AND SILVER TIL THEY'RE BLACK AND BLUE!!!

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morphius
11-04-2000, 12:27 PM
Morphius doesn't drink much, but Morphius can drink to that.

Luzap
11-04-2000, 01:31 PM
BigOlChiefsfan,

I can also go along with that...

Luz
except i wouldn't let them off so lightly...

Phobia
11-04-2000, 02:01 PM
Rip off their heads and poopee down their necks.

BigOl - you were so much more eloquent.... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Raiderhader
11-04-2000, 02:09 PM
LOL http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I couldn't agree more! Let's kick some faiduh butt tomorrow!

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THE SILVER AND BLACK AIN'T WORTH JACK!

Bob Dole
11-04-2000, 05:16 PM
Bob Dole is especially up on the Raiderette's uniforms falling off part.

Bob Dole has the bar's satellite secured for tomorrow's game, so we need not worry about the Bob Dole Living Room Curse.

Also, Bob Dole thinks we'll see the team that showed up to play the Rams come tomorrow afternoon.

Frazod
11-04-2000, 05:39 PM
I'd personally feel better if no one picked us to win, but from what I've seen over a third of the sports media types have picked us to win. So much for the no-respect curse. And that one worked so beautifully at against the Lambs.

I will, however, do my superstitious part. Months ago I threw my evile cursed black Chiefs hat into the depths of the hall closet (every time I wore it for a game they lost) and I'll wear the same combo of lucky white Gonzo jersey/lucky red hat for tomorrow's game (every time I've worn that they've won). The helmet on top of the TV also seems to be lucky - since I put it there they've won every game I've watched from home. May the streak continue!

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Frazod

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF DENISE! DEATH TO OAKLAND!

TCB
11-04-2000, 05:45 PM
BigOlChiefsfan, You got me pumped up!

Elvis and the Chiefs TCB in the AFC!!!!!
BEAT THE RAIDERS!!!!!!!

morphius
11-04-2000, 05:52 PM
I have learned to only wear my Alexander Jersey to the games, and never wear it when watching on TV. They lost the couple times I did that this year, but everytime I wore it to the games they won. I'm afraid to get another Jersey and try it out on Sundays, but we will see.

Raiderhader
11-04-2000, 06:07 PM
Man I am sure glad that I am not superstitious! Living in a state of paranoia all the time worrying about what I wear, and what I say ect. But as for those of you who do, if I ever find out that you didn't do the right thing, and the Chiefs lose I will hold you personnaly responsible. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

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THE SILVER AND BLACK AIN'T WORTH JACK!

Luzap
11-04-2000, 06:11 PM
I finally received my coaches jersey and then the Chiefs started winning.

Luz
coincidence ~ you decide...

morphius
11-04-2000, 06:14 PM
Raiderhater - I hate to tell you, but I'm not very superstitious, but I would hate to find out that I'm wrong and didn't do my part and lose the game because of it.

Morphius
<font size=-2>Hope he buys it.</font>

Raiderhader
11-04-2000, 06:14 PM
Like I said I don't belive in that kind of stuff. I think that everything happens for a reason. By the way, why did it take you so long to get that coaches jersey? You should've gotten it a long time ago! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

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THE SILVER AND BLACK AIN'T WORTH JACK!

Frazod
11-04-2000, 06:15 PM
My biggest thing is NOT talking sh!t before the game. I may say things like DEATH TO (insert team name here), or things like CRUSH (insert name of opposing QB here), but no matter who we're playing I never predict certain victory or a certain score. That's bad karma at its worst.

I hope we win tomorrow and feel good about our chances. Other than that, I'll let the guys in red speak for me.

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Frazod

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF DENISE! DEATH TO OAKLAND!

Raiderhader
11-04-2000, 06:18 PM
Morph, I don't blame you one bit. Although according to your statement you really are superstitious or you wouldn't worry about. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif I think that we all have superstitions of one kind or another, but we ussaly don't realize it.

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THE SILVER AND BLACK AIN'T WORTH JACK!

Raiderhader
11-04-2000, 06:21 PM
Yeah Frazod that is probally my biggest fear to, getting to cocky and predicting a win. It seams like every time I do that God decides to teach me some humility.

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THE SILVER AND BLACK AIN'T WORTH JACK!

morphius
11-04-2000, 06:21 PM
Raiderhater - Hence the phrase at the end "<font size=-2>Hope he buys it</font>". ANyway, I'm only that way with the Chiefs, and like Fraz I never pick a score or a dominating win before a game. No matter how bad the team.

DeepSouth
11-04-2000, 06:29 PM
I just hope that Gunther does a lot of jumping up and down and pumping of his fist after the Chiefs kick their butt. And as he's bouncing his way out to the middle of the field to shake Gruden's hand, maybe he could do a couple of tomahawk chops.

Raiderhader
11-04-2000, 06:35 PM
Sorry Morph, I guess I am a little slow tonight. I stopped picking the score, not because I am afraid of jinking the game, but because I suck at it. I never get anywhere near the final score.

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THE SILVER AND BLACK AIN'T WORTH JACK!

morphius
11-04-2000, 06:49 PM
DeepSouth - It would not surprise me to find out that Gruden and Gramatica are a couple, they both do the same dance after a win or a score.

BigOlChiefsfan
11-05-2000, 04:42 PM
It's clear that my hex isn't working. A tip of the hat to the foe.