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Halfcan
04-13-2006, 09:19 PM
Just got a free trip to Cancun Mexico. Round trip, First class airfare-direct flight. Then staying in a 5 Star Resort in Playa Del Carmen. Right on the beach. All food and drinks are included. Plus it is Spring Break!!

Leaving this Sat. at 11:00 and won't be back for a week. My Dad dumped his loser girlfriend this morning, so offered to give the trip to me. The Resort has a free scuba certification. The Suites are two bedroom, bar, living room, and they show up and make you breakfast in the morning right in the room. :)

milkman
04-13-2006, 09:20 PM
I guess you'll be taking Rosey along, huh?

tommykat
04-13-2006, 09:22 PM
I guess you'll be taking Rosey along, huh?

didn't you forget her 4 sisters? ROFL

Katipan
04-13-2006, 09:23 PM
One of the hottest guys I know once peed on 2 midget hookers there.

milkman
04-13-2006, 09:31 PM
One of the hottest guys I know once peed on 2 midget hookers there.

And?

Joe Seahawk
04-13-2006, 09:31 PM
That should be a blast! What is the name of the place.. Is it Paridisus riviera by chance?

Katipan
04-13-2006, 09:31 PM
And that was enough for me. Do you need feces in the story?

JimNasium
04-13-2006, 09:33 PM
And that was enough for me. Do you need feces in the story?
Oh good, another poop thread.

Skip Towne
04-13-2006, 09:38 PM
And that was enough for me. Do you need feces in the story?
ENDELT!!!!!! Please come control your woman.

Katipan
04-13-2006, 09:39 PM
hahaahahah

good luck with that

Skip Towne
04-13-2006, 09:41 PM
Just got a free trip to Cancun Mexico. Round trip, First class airfare-direct flight. Then staying in a 5 Star Resort in Playa Del Carmen. Right on the beach. All food and drinks are included. Plus it is Spring Break!!

Leaving this Sat. at 11:00 and won't be back for a week. My Dad dumped his loser girlfriend this morning, so offered to give the trip to me. The Resort has a free scuba certification. The Suites are two bedroom, bar, living room, and they show up and make you breakfast in the morning right in the room. :)
Can I have your post count?

milkman
04-13-2006, 09:42 PM
And that was enough for me. Do you need feces in the story?

This is the planet.

Frazod
04-13-2006, 10:24 PM
I miss Arizona :deevee:

Rausch
04-13-2006, 10:25 PM
Just got a free trip to Cancun Mexico. Round trip, First class airfare-direct flight. Then staying in a 5 Star Resort in Playa Del Carmen. Right on the beach. All food and drinks are included. Plus it is Spring Break!!

How do I sign up?...

Rausch
04-13-2006, 10:28 PM
One of the hottest guys I know once peed on 2 midget hookers there.

He needs his ass beat.

How often can a man claim a 3-some with two wee-women?

That's an exclusive club right there...

DaneMcCloud
04-13-2006, 10:46 PM
I hope you realize that Cancun was just about completely destroyed by a hurricane last October and that 5 Star hotel is now a 1 star.

Good luck.

SLAG
04-13-2006, 11:02 PM
I hope you realize that Cancun was just about completely destroyed by a hurricane last October and that 5 Star hotel is now a 1 star.

Good luck.


Damn Dane you just have to piss on everybodys leg dont you

ENDelt260
04-13-2006, 11:23 PM
One of the hottest guys I know once peed on 2 midget hookers there.
Was he hot *because* he peed on two midget hookers?

Katipan
04-13-2006, 11:38 PM
For that and so many othe reasons.

luv
04-13-2006, 11:38 PM
Just got a free trip to Cancun Mexico. Round trip, First class airfare-direct flight. Then staying in a 5 Star Resort in Playa Del Carmen. Right on the beach. All food and drinks are included. Plus it is Spring Break!!

Leaving this Sat. at 11:00 and won't be back for a week. My Dad dumped his loser girlfriend this morning, so offered to give the trip to me. The Resort has a free scuba certification. The Suites are two bedroom, bar, living room, and they show up and make you breakfast in the morning right in the room. :)
So, when should I be ready to go?

Dunit35
04-13-2006, 11:40 PM
So, when should I be ready to go?


As soon as I win two tickets.

luv
04-13-2006, 11:43 PM
As soon as I win two tickets.
HA! Like you'd take me on some trip like that with you. You've got cuter girlfriends your own age.

Dunit35
04-13-2006, 11:46 PM
HA! Like you'd take me on some trip like that with you. You've got cuter girlfriends your own age.


I've always wanted to date someone that had a few years on me. :)

luv
04-13-2006, 11:48 PM
I've always wanted to date someone that had a few years on me. :)
Years doesn't always mean experience. I am the exception to that rule.

ENDelt260
04-13-2006, 11:48 PM
I've always wanted to date someone that had a few years on me. :)
Or a decade.

DaneMcCloud
04-13-2006, 11:51 PM
Damn Dane you just have to piss on everybodys leg dont you

No, honestly, I didn't mean it that way. One of my best friends (for over 20 years) and his wife were caught in the hurricane in October. They were in a shelter for over five days, with almost no food, living on rations with thousands of other people and no way out because the airlines weren't flying. They honestly thought they'd never get out. Once they did (over one week later), he described the devastation. It was truly something I hope no one else has to live through.

That being said, I hope Mr. Can has a good time. I just don't know if there's much left, and I hope it's not some type of scam.

Dunit35
04-13-2006, 11:53 PM
Or a decade.


Yeah, a few means a decade to me.

luv
04-14-2006, 12:00 AM
Or a decade.
I'm not a decade older than him. Not that he was talking about me in particular. I'm not 30 until later this year. I'm holding on to 29 as long as I possibly can.

Dunit35
04-14-2006, 12:12 AM
I'm not a decade older than him. Not that he was talking about me in particular. I'm not 30 until later this year. I'm holding on to 29 as long as I possibly can.

I'll be 21 and you'll still be 29...so technically you're only like 8 years and 11 months or something older than me.

luv
04-14-2006, 12:15 AM
I'll be 21 and you'll still be 29...so technically you're only like 8 years and 11 months or something older than me.
Less than that. I won't be 30 until November.

Hey, are you flirting with me? Sorry, I have to ask. It happens so rarely that I can't be sure that's what it is. :p

Dunit35
04-14-2006, 12:18 AM
Less than that. I won't be 30 until November.

Hey, are you flirting with me? Sorry, I have to ask. It happens so rarely that I can't be sure that's what it is. :p


I don't know...It's been so long since I've put out effort to flirt with someone, I really wouldn't know. :)

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 12:32 AM
Flirting shouldn't take effort

luv
04-14-2006, 12:32 AM
I don't know...It's been so long since I've put out effort to flirt with someone, I really wouldn't know. :)
I was going to post something that would be putting myself down. I just want to make it known to all that I am restraining. :)

luv
04-14-2006, 12:33 AM
Flirting shouldn't take effort
I actually agree with that. I sometimes surprise myself when I find myself flirting with someone.

Katipan
04-14-2006, 12:43 AM
Quit ****ing flirting with him.

mikey23545
04-14-2006, 05:20 AM
And?

No, End...

chagrin
04-14-2006, 06:10 AM
I actually agree with that. I sometimes surprise myself when I find myself flirting with someone.


oh boy...