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Rain Man
04-14-2006, 07:07 PM
I think you have significantly underestimated DOGPISS' chances:

I looked it up, and it turns out that DOGPISS is actually an Estonian girl's name. It means "hairless from the neck down".

cdcox
04-14-2006, 07:11 PM
I looked it up, and it turns out that DOGPISS is actually an Estonian girl's name. It means "hairless from the neck down".

Estonian, huh? Did you know 43% of Estonian women are bisexual?

SLAG
04-14-2006, 07:11 PM
I looked it up, and it turns out that DOGPISS is actually an Estonian girl's name. It means "hairless from the neck down".


ROFL ROFL


:hmmm:


:D

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 07:14 PM
Skip Towne wins this thing, or its a sham. He should at least be final four. He is a :ku: after all. We are used to final fours.
Problem is we are also used to first round exits.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 07:16 PM
1 seeds:

Herzig
ENDelt260
Phobia
KCWolfman


16 seeds:

Hel'n
DOGPISS
Redrum69
Arrowhead Louder

35,000+ posts and I'm still only a 3 seed. :cuss:

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 07:16 PM
Estonian, huh? Did you know 43% of Estonian women are bisexual?

I didn't know that. Fascinating. That is made much more interesting by the fact that the government requires wrestling training in their compulsory physical education programs.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 07:16 PM
Problem is we are also used to first round exits.

I see a first-round exit in your future.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 07:20 PM
Oh shit. I drew the worst seeding possible. I'm matched up against a girl in round one. :cuss:

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 07:21 PM
Yeah, it's going to be difficult for the 4's against the 13's in round one.

Two girls are 13 seeds.

Braincase
04-14-2006, 07:29 PM
Oh shit. I drew the worst seeding possible. I'm matched up against a girl in round one. :cuss:

So did your opponent.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 07:31 PM
So did your opponent.

ROFL

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 07:32 PM
Now to decide where to put everyone. :(
I want to stay in the midwest.

TheVoiceOfReason
04-14-2006, 08:03 PM
If KChiefsQT doesn't make it, I'm quitting this board. I mean it...I love her.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:04 PM
Here's the bracket.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/997/cpbracket0fw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 08:08 PM
I like that the winner's face is already on it

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:09 PM
I like that the winner's face is already on it

That's our official tournament mascot.

Saulbadguy
04-14-2006, 08:10 PM
I'm not getting out of the first round.

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 08:11 PM
Really? Where do I find that?
It's on here somewhere. I'll find it in a minute.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 08:13 PM
I'm not getting out of the first round.
Normally I would agree, but you're up against Clint. He's an even bigger dick than you are. ROFL

I like the Skip v. Mer bracket. Later, Skip. :$2500:

Katipan
04-14-2006, 08:13 PM
lol

lol

um

you're going down skip.

um.

lol.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:14 PM
I'm not getting out of the first round.

Skip Towne, tk13 and myself appear to be prime for upsets, also.

Phobia
04-14-2006, 08:14 PM
I'm voting for 100% dogs. I encourage you to do the same.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:15 PM
I'm voting for 100% dogs. I encourage you to do the same.

DOGPISS!!!

TheVoiceOfReason
04-14-2006, 08:16 PM
Damn...not rainman!!! I'm screwed.

TheVoiceOfReason
04-14-2006, 08:18 PM
Congrats on the thread GC. I think this is going to be entertaining.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 08:20 PM
Before the voting starts, we should select our brackets, then see who wins that. :hmmm:

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:21 PM
ALL THE WAY TO THE FINALS!!! GET BEHIND THE DOGPISSERS!

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4206/dogpiss5gl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 08:25 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=50963&stc=1

mmaddog is in the front row on the right

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 08:31 PM
If KChiefsQT doesn't make it, I'm quitting this board. I mean it...I love her.
Go to the back of the line, n00b. There are ALOT of us ahead of you!!

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:31 PM
Where the hell is ENDelt's left leg in that picture?

Iowanian
04-14-2006, 08:32 PM
[QUOTE=GoChiefs]
You must be registered for at least one year to nominate someone.

exclusionary........

Please allow me to get to the proper tone....hmmm mmm mmm

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Amnorix
04-14-2006, 08:33 PM
GoChiefs v. RednFeisty. ROFL Somehow, it's not fair. After all that work....

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:34 PM
GoChiefs v. RednFeisty. ROFL Somehow, it's not fair. After all that work....

I could have taken Adam...that's what I get for postwhoring.

SoCalBronco
04-14-2006, 08:36 PM
Its hard to pick just one:

Any of the following would be fine-

Saulbadguy
ZachKC
Logical
GoChiefs

Frazod
04-14-2006, 08:36 PM
Where the hell is ENDelt's left leg in that picture?

Jesus, that's creepy. :eek:

4th and Long
04-14-2006, 08:36 PM
Cool. I'm not on that list.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:38 PM
Cool. I'm not on that list.

Would you be so kind as to make us a championship banner when it's all said and done? :)

4th and Long
04-14-2006, 08:43 PM
Would you be so kind as to make us a championship banner when it's all said and done? :)
Ummm ... depends. When is this "all is said and done" taking place? I am keeping company with a smoking hot nurse all weekend. She, obviously, takes precedence over a banner.

4th and Long
04-14-2006, 08:46 PM
I just read the header. 7pm Sunday is out of the question. Hot nurse and all. I did, however, find this banner on the web.

http://www.fatwreck.de/loser-banner.jpg

Hopefully it works for your needs.

Iowanian
04-14-2006, 08:46 PM
Its fine with me if my spot is given to someone else.

There is no way, that this thread doesn't cause some silica filled pee holes.

Logical
04-14-2006, 08:49 PM
GoChiefs v. RednFeisty. ROFL Somehow, it's not fair. After all that work....
Somehow it is appropriate Red got added as one of my 9 nominated at the end. Fate I tell you, fate.:D

ROYC75
04-14-2006, 08:50 PM
Who are some of these people ?

TheVoiceOfReason
pr_capone
Arrowhead Louder
DOGPISS

Do we have regular people going thru an identity crisis ?

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:51 PM
I just read the header. 7pm Sunday is out of the question. Hot nurse and all. I did, however, find this banner on the web.

http://www.fatwreck.de/loser-banner.jpg

Hopefully it works for your needs.

This tourney won't be close to over by Sunday. You've got at least a week.

4th and Long
04-14-2006, 08:52 PM
This tourney won't be close to over by Sunday. You've got at least a week.
I was hoping you wouldn't catch that, damnit.

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 08:52 PM
I can't read that chart but I saw that I drew Mer. How the hell did that happen? I should be no lower than a two seed. Oh, also, I don't have a vagina so I should either be issued one or my opponent should suffer a fifty vote penalty. Nobody could be expected to compete with a vagina head to head.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 08:53 PM
I can't read that chart but I saw that I drew Mer. How the hell did that happen? I should be no lower than a two seed. Oh, also, I don't have a vagina so I should either be issued one or my opponent should suffer a fifty vote penalty. Nobody could be expected to compete with a vagina head to head.

I am in the same predicament. And you are a three seed, sorry. That is where your post count placed you.

As for vaginas it appears you have managed to grow one judging by your last post.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 08:57 PM
GoChiefs, you should start a second thread for us to deposit our brackets in (I figure this is your baby, so you can run it all the way).

I've got mine filled out. I have myself getting snuffed out by that bastard Gaz in the third round :grr: and Kevin winning it all.

ROYC75
04-14-2006, 08:57 PM
I can't read that chart but I saw that I drew Mer. How the hell did that happen? I should be no lower than a two seed. Oh, also, I don't have a vagina so I should either be issued one or my opponent should suffer a fifty vote penalty. Nobody could be expected to compete with a vagina head to head.

You off to a bad start, picking on the innocent and meek.
ROFL

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 09:00 PM
GoChiefs, you should start a second thread for us to deposit our brackets in (I figure this is your baby, so you can run it all the way).

I've got mine filled out. I have myself getting snuffed out by that bastard Gaz in the third round :grr: and Kevin winning it all.

You can run with this, I don't mind. :D

Katipan
04-14-2006, 09:01 PM
I can't read that chart but I saw that I drew Mer. How the hell did that happen? I should be no lower than a two seed. Oh, also, I don't have a vagina so I should either be issued one or my opponent should suffer a fifty vote penalty. Nobody could be expected to compete with a vagina head to head.

You're retarded if you think I'll beat you. But if it makes you feel any better I have a penis I can use for this competition instead.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:02 PM
You can run with this, I don't mind. :D

What the hell. I'll do it.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 09:03 PM
You're retarded if you think I'll beat you. But if it makes you feel any better I have a penis I can use for this competition instead.

Are you kidding me? I see a Mer-Rausch matchup in the third round. If you get past him you'll likely face DOGPISS. You could win the South and might face ENDelt in the tournament semifinals.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:04 PM
What the hell. I'll do it.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute. Calculating the results would involve me doing math. F#ck that.

:cuss:

Somebody else needs to do the brackets.

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 09:04 PM
I am in the same predicament. And you are a three seed, sorry. That is where your post count placed you.

As for vaginas it appears you have managed to grow one judging by your last post.
I'm trying to grow one but it isn't functional yet. That damn Herzig and his phony post count screwed me. I should have the lowest 2 seed actually.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:06 PM
I'm trying to grow one but it isn't functional yet. That damn Herzig and his phony post count screwed me. I should have the lowest 2 seed actually.

You're right. Doesn't affect me though, since I'd be a 3 seed anyway. Ha.

Boozer
04-14-2006, 09:07 PM
It's an honor just to be nominated. Like the Jayhawks in March, however, I'm destined for a first-round exit.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 09:08 PM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute. Calculating the results would involve me doing math. F#ck that.

:cuss:

Somebody else needs to do the brackets.

There's no math involved. At least not that I can see.

tk13
04-14-2006, 09:08 PM
I'm trying to grow one but it isn't functional yet. That damn Herzig and his phony post count screwed me. I should have the lowest 2 seed actually.
As long as you don't face Rausch (i.e. Bradley) in the first round...

Chiefs Express
04-14-2006, 09:08 PM
According to popular beliefs you should have 4 or 5 of my previous login's on the list. Is it possible that I would be the final four all by myself?

Logical
04-14-2006, 09:08 PM
GoChiefs, you should start a second thread for us to deposit our brackets in (I figure this is your baby, so you can run it all the way).

I've got mine filled out. I have myself getting snuffed out by that bastard Gaz in the third round :grr: and Kevin winning it all.

You think you have it bad, a third of the people on this BB won't know who the hell Logical is, :hmmm:wait that could be an advantage.:p

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:09 PM
There's no math involved. At least not that I can see.

Not in filling out the sheet - it would be in figuring scores of dozens of people who submit brackets. Sounds like a job for someone else.

Chiefs Express
04-14-2006, 09:09 PM
You think you have it bad, a third of the people on this BB won't know who the hell Logical is, :hmmm:wait that could be an advantage.:p

Or care for that matter! :)

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 09:10 PM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute. Calculating the results would involve me doing math. F#ck that.

:cuss:

Somebody else needs to do the brackets.

Nevermind, I see what you mean. I don't know shit about what you're proposing anyway. I know how to fill out a bracket but beyond that I'm clueless.

Boozer
04-14-2006, 09:10 PM
Jesus Christo, the West is stacked.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:11 PM
You think you have it bad, a third of the people on this BB won't know who the hell Logical is, :hmmm:wait that could be an advantage.:p

Good point. :D

I have you losing to Phil in the Elite 8. Of course, that assumes Phil can get past Stevieray.

Logical
04-14-2006, 09:12 PM
Or care for that matter! :)Shud up n00b.ROFL

ROYC75
04-14-2006, 09:12 PM
How you going to do this, post a poll for each round, err, match ?

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:13 PM
Nevermind, I see what you mean. I don't know shit about what you're proposing anyway. I know how to fill out a bracket but beyond that I'm clueless.

I assume points are assigned for each correct selection and increase by round. I understand the basic concept - I just don't want to run the f#cking thing.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 09:13 PM
Frazod go ahead and start a thread and post yours. If there's enough interest I'll hold off on the first polls.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:14 PM
How you going to do this, post a poll for each round, err, match ?

That's the only way it could be done. This is going to create a lot of threads. Perhaps one of the mods should create a subforum for CHIEFSPLANET MADNESS!

Chiefs Express
04-14-2006, 09:14 PM
Shud up n00b.ROFL

Such a nasty temperment, you'll never be popular with an attitude like that.:rolleyes:

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 09:15 PM
That's the only way it could be done. This is going to create a lot of threads. Perhaps one of the mods should create a subforum for CHIEFSPLANET MADNESS!

You're really getting into this. ROFL

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:15 PM
Frazod go ahead and start a thread and post yours. If there's enough interest I'll hold off on the first polls.
As soon as one of the stats geeks steps up to run the pool, I'll do the thread.

tk13
04-14-2006, 09:16 PM
Holy crap, I drew Jenny Gump. I might not even get a single vote. Maybe I should withdraw and enter the NIT.

Boozer
04-14-2006, 09:16 PM
As soon as one of the stats geeks steps up to run the pool, I'll do the thread.

You might be able to find bracket manager software on the internet somewhere. I used to have a program like that before CBS Sportsline et al. became commonplace.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:18 PM
You might be able to find bracket manager software on the internet somewhere. I used to have a program like that before CBS Sportsline et al. became commonplace.

You're missing the point. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. I used to run the damned office football pool, and that was enough of a pain in the ass.

Boozer
04-14-2006, 09:19 PM
You're missing the point. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. I used to run the damned office football pool, and that was enough of a pain in the ass.

I was using the "generic disembodied third person addressed with the second person" you.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 09:20 PM
Fraz, how did you fill out your bracket? I'm going to do mine in Photoshop.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 09:22 PM
Fraz, how did you fill out your bracket? I'm going to do mine in Photoshop.I copied your original into the Paint program, then just copied and pasted the advancing names.

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 09:26 PM
You're retarded if you think I'll beat you. But if it makes you feel any better I have a penis I can use for this competition instead.
I will insist you wear the strap on up until election day. I will tell you upfront that I play dirty. I will dig deep into your past and expose all your skeletons. (Yep, the donkey shows too) I will make up lies if necessary. I will trip your grandmother as she comes out of church. You will experience more than adequate pizza deliveries plus subscriptions to various websites and publications. I also intend to file an injunction stating that you are "family" and therefore ineligible. You're not going to read my petitions, you're going to weigh them. I'll keep you tied up in court till your grandkids owe me money. Oh, did I mention I fight dirty?

morphius
04-14-2006, 09:31 PM
LOL! This reminds me of receiving a pity pass in a college class.

Luckily I didn't expect anything more, and probably deserved less.

tk13
04-14-2006, 09:33 PM
ROFL Booo frazod. Boooo. Probably about right, I'll be the only seed in the top 16 to lose. If I can get out of the first round, I have a chance. I just wanna get into a duel with Rain Man. That would be my dream. Like George Mason playing UConn.

Logical
04-14-2006, 09:38 PM
ROFL Booo frazod. Boooo. Probably about right, I'll be the only seed in the top 16 to lose. If I can get out of the first round, I have a chance. I just wanna get into a duel with Rain Man. That would be my dream. Like George Mason playing UConn.There should be entire threads devoted to Kevin brutalizing his opponents with humor.

Simplex3
04-14-2006, 09:41 PM
The South region was a bulls**t fix.

tk13
04-14-2006, 09:41 PM
There should be entire threads devoted to Kevin brutalizing his opponents with humor.
It'd be fitting. One of my first posts, Kevin knocked it right out of the park. It was funny. I knew then I was in over my head. Kinda like Roy Williams vs. Dean Smith. I'll have to force him to retire and take his place before winning anything.

Phobia
04-14-2006, 09:41 PM
I'll be campaigning for Redrum69.

Simplex3
04-14-2006, 09:43 PM
I'll be campaigning for Redrum69.
Uh huh.

"But sir. You ARE the man. Aren't you just sticking it to yourself?"

"Maybe."

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 09:44 PM
ROFL Booo frazod. Boooo. Probably about right, I'll be the only seed in the top 16 to lose. If I can get out of the first round, I have a chance. I just wanna get into a duel with Rain Man. That would be my dream. Like George Mason playing UConn.

Dude, I'm toast.

Also, here's my bracket:

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3625/brackfilled2wj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DOGPISS will make a strong run in South, swatting aside Rausch like a fly.

Iowanian will streak through to a matchup with the all-powerful Gaz, upsetting ENDelt260 along the way. The Midwest is going to be fun, fun fun. Taco John will get by on support from the Mane alone, but the planet's support for Iowanian will be too strong.

In the east, Redrum69 will be an exciting contender early, upsetting two heavily favored opponents. It will take a charge from the old warhorse Logical to put him down.

The West will see some great battles, with JennyGump wresting control from all the other males except Rain Man, who is a ****ing juggernaut.

Rain Man and Logical will fight to the death, with Rain Man pulling through.

It will take alot to knock off the upstart DOGPISS, but Gaz will have it.

In the end, we have a battle royale between Gaz and Rain Man. The old school will fight with the new school, and I expect strong n00b support to pull Rain Man through.

Mr. Kotter
04-14-2006, 09:49 PM
Wow.

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 09:51 PM
Such a nasty temperment, you'll never be popular with an attitude like that.:rolleyes:
Really? It's worked for me for several years.

Simplex3
04-14-2006, 09:51 PM
Wow.
I think we need to start a Planet NIT. No way we should have been snubbed for some jackass with no posts and some noobs with negative rep. It's the NPAA (National Poster's Athletics Assoc) giving out bids to posters they think travel well and to gin up some controversy.

Boozer
04-14-2006, 09:54 PM
I think we need to start a Planet NIT. No way we should have been snubbed for some jackass with no posts and some noobs with negative rep. It's the NPAA (National Poster's Athletics Assoc) giving out bids to posters they think travel well and to gin up some controversy.

Don't blame the selection committee, blame the automatic bids. In fairness, though, it's not like DOGPISS had a cakewalk through the regular season.

|Zach|
04-14-2006, 09:55 PM
Bwana...tough draw.

Simplex3
04-14-2006, 09:57 PM
Don't blame the selection committee, blame the automatic bids. In fairness, though, it's not like DOGPISS had a cakewalk through the regular season.
How do you have a high RPI with no games played?

Bwana
04-14-2006, 09:59 PM
Bwana...tough draw.

heh! I was thinking the same thing. Oh well, if I'm to be spanked, better by you than some jock sniffer like like Redrum. ROFL

Boozer
04-14-2006, 10:00 PM
How do you have a high RPI with no games played?

Among Planet posters, a non-negative RPI should be good enough to get you into the field of 64.

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 10:00 PM
Dude, I'm toast.

Also, here's my bracket:

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3625/brackfilled2wj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DOGPISS will make a strong run in South, swatting aside Rausch like a fly.

Iowanian will streak through to a matchup with the all-powerful Gaz, upsetting ENDelt260 along the way. The Midwest is going to be fun, fun fun. Taco John will get by on support from the Mane alone, but the planet's support for Iowanian will be too strong.

In the east, Redrum69 will be an exciting contender early, upsetting two heavily favored opponents. It will take a charge from the old warhorse Logical to put him down.

The West will see some great battles, with JennyGump wresting control from all the other males except Rain Man, who is a ****ing juggernaut.

Rain Man and Logical will fight to the death, with Rain Man pulling through.

It will take alot to knock off the upstart DOGPISS, but Gaz will have it.

In the end, we have a battle royale between Gaz and Rain Man. The old school will fight with the new school, and I expect strong n00b support to pull Rain Man through.
I'm a definite dark horse entry but I think you discount my support among the n00b vote, I OWN the n00bs. They vote for me or ............well they know what the or is. I'll have to be at the top of my game to get by the vaginas but I want that Final Four badly. BADLY!!!

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 10:02 PM
I'm a definite dark horse entry but I think you discount my support among the n00b vote, I OWN the n00bs. They vote for me or ............well they know what the or is. I'll have to be at the top of my game to get by the vaginas but I want that Final Four badly. BADLY!!!

Mer is going to destroy you.

Simplex3
04-14-2006, 10:02 PM
Among Planet posters, a non-negative RPI should be good enough to get you into the field of 64.
ROFL

There's a kernel of truth in there somewhere. :hmmm:

|Zach|
04-14-2006, 10:02 PM
heh! I was thinking the same thing. Oh well, if I'm to be spanked, better by you than some jock sniffer like like Redrum. ROFL
How dare you speak to me...

You are now my enemy.

The Chiefs Planet Sea will run red with the blood of Bwana.

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 10:02 PM
I think we need to start a Planet NIT. No way we should have been snubbed for some jackass with no posts and some noobs with negative rep. It's the NPAA (National Poster's Athletics Assoc) giving out bids to posters they think travel well and to gin up some controversy.
NIT!!!! NIT!!!!!

Frazod
04-14-2006, 10:03 PM
heh! I was thinking the same thing. Oh well, if I'm to be spanked, better by you than some jock sniffer like like Redrum. ROFL

I picked Zach over you only because he seems to post more lately - he may have better name recognition with the n00bs.

Some other tough first round matchups include:

GoChiefs v. RedNFeisty
Saul v. Clint
Cody v. Boozer

Bwana
04-14-2006, 10:06 PM
How dare you speak to me...

You are now my enemy.

The Chiefs Planet Sea will run red with the blood of Bwana.

Simplex3
04-14-2006, 10:07 PM
I picked Zach over you only because he seems to post more lately - he may have better name recognition with the n00bs.
Wha?

PastorMikH
04-14-2006, 10:07 PM
My votes for 32:

South

Herzig
Bwana (Sorry Zach)
Laz
Red
Morph
Skip
DC
Brad


Midwest

END
Titus
Iowanian - tough one, sorry Jim
Adam
MarkM
Fraz
Gaz
Htismaq


East

Phobia
Stevie
Clint
Big Daddy
Dartgod
Warrior 5
Bowser
Logical


West

Wolfman
Roy
Talisman
TK13
Cody
Keg
Bob Dole
Rainman

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 10:07 PM
I picked Zach over you only because he seems to post more lately - he may have better name recognition with the n00bs.

Some other tough first round matchups include:

GoChiefs v. RedNFeisty
Saul v. Clint
Cody v. Boozer

There are no illusions in my camp. I expect to be soundly whupped.

Mr. Kotter
04-14-2006, 10:10 PM
All that matters:

Red N Fiesty vs. JennyGump


For the Championship....

|Zach|
04-14-2006, 10:11 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b7/Hamilton-burr-duel.jpg/320px-Hamilton-burr-duel.jpg

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 10:11 PM
Mer is going to destroy you.
Mer has an insurmountable advantage in that she has a pussy. Plus she has very close ties to a corrupt mob, uh, I mean mod figure. I intend to fight dirty and maybe give her the old.......rochambeau. I don't think she has the balls for this contest. :skip:

|Zach|
04-14-2006, 10:12 PM
Wha?
http://www.infonexus.com/respek-knuckles.gif

Chiefs Pantalones
04-14-2006, 10:14 PM
I'm taking all. :)

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 10:16 PM
I still plan to protest my seeding. I shouldn't have to face a vagina in the first round. I should get some real patsy like TK13. Smarten up Gochiefs.

greg63
04-14-2006, 10:17 PM
I vote Skip and Rain Man in 2008.

Mr. Kotter
04-14-2006, 10:17 PM
I still plan to protest my seeding. I shouldn't have to face a vagina in the first round. I should get some real patsy like TK13. Smarten up Gochiefs.

Not like you. I wouldn't think you'd want to avoid pussy.

Gochiefs, I'd understand.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 10:18 PM
I still plan to protest my seeding. I shouldn't have to face a vagina in the first round. I should get some real patsy like TK13. Smarten up Gochiefs.

Your seeding is 100 percent accurate. It is based on post count.

Herzig
04-14-2006, 10:18 PM
Wow...I made the list

Frazod
04-14-2006, 10:19 PM
Wow...I made the list

And with your 503,000 posts, you're the No. 1 seed, too. ROFL

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 10:21 PM
Wow...I made the list

DOGPISS ON U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 10:21 PM
Wow...I made the list
Yes, you did you rat bastard, and your phony post count caused me to be a 3rd seed. Now I have to face a vagina. Thanks a hell of a lot!!!

Herzig
04-14-2006, 10:22 PM
And with your 503,000 posts, you're the No. 1 seed, too. ROFL

Yes. I rule :rockon:

Herzig
04-14-2006, 10:23 PM
Yes, you did you rat bastard, and your phony post count caused me to be a 3rd seed. Now I have to face a vagina. Thanks a hell of a lot!!!

What's wrong with that? I LOVE facing vagina
:shrug:

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 10:25 PM
Yes. I rule :rockon:

DOGPISS ON U!!!!!!!!!!!!

morphius
04-14-2006, 10:27 PM
Yes, you did you rat bastard, and your phony post count caused me to be a 3rd seed. Now I have to face a vagina. Thanks a hell of a lot!!!
I'm just trying to figure out how you are going to blame your loss on a n00b :D

Mr. Kotter
04-14-2006, 10:28 PM
Noche buena, y adiós.

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 10:30 PM
I'm just trying to figure out how you are going to blame your loss on a n00b :D
Just hide and watch, junior, hide and watch.

BigRedChief
04-14-2006, 10:30 PM
I'm just trying to figure out how you are going to blame your loss on a n00b :D

Skip lost to a n00b. Skip lost to a n00b. We could all put it in our sigs. Post it in the word association thread. Loads of good ole fashion fun.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 10:34 PM
Skip lost to a n00b. Skip lost to a n00b. We could all put it in our sigs. Post it in the word association thread. Loads of good ole fashion fun.

Skip would have to make it to the semifinals and lose to pr_capone. That would be the earliest he could lose to a n00b.

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 10:53 PM
I vote Skip and Rain Man in 2008.
Bless you, brother.

Lurch
04-14-2006, 10:56 PM
Bless you, brother.

Are you that OK pastor that posts on here, or am I thinking of someone else?

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 11:00 PM
Skip lost to a n00b. Skip lost to a n00b. We could all put it in our sigs. Post it in the word association thread. Loads of good ole fashion fun.
As much as I hate to admit it, you are probably right. I know it's hard to believe but some people don't like me. Most of them are n00bs, though.

greg63
04-14-2006, 11:02 PM
As much as I hate to admit it, you are probably right. I know it's hard to believe but some people don't like me. Most of them are n00bs, though.

They are n00bastic blasphemous unbelievers.:D

PastorMikH
04-14-2006, 11:07 PM
Are you that OK pastor that posts on here, or am I thinking of someone else?



I think I'm gonna puke. :banghead:



:) :)

Bwana
04-14-2006, 11:08 PM
I think I'm gonna puke. :banghead:



:) :)


ROFL

Lurch
04-14-2006, 11:12 PM
I think I'm gonna puke. :banghead:



:) :)

Sorry, pastor. I stand corrected. My bad. Skip is a KU fan though. THAT must be why I thought him a Godly man.

greg63
04-14-2006, 11:17 PM
I think I'm gonna puke. :banghead:



:) :)


PastorMike goin projectile.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 11:18 PM
Are you ****ers not interested in doing brackets? Because I hadn't even considered it until frazod got all willy-nilly.

Guru
04-14-2006, 11:19 PM
PastorMike goin projectile.
:Lin:

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 11:21 PM
Are you that OK pastor that posts on here, or am I thinking of someone else?
Yep, I'm the f*cking pastor.

greg63
04-14-2006, 11:23 PM
:Lin:



My image is better. :D

Skip Towne
04-14-2006, 11:24 PM
They are n00bastic blasphemous unbelievers.:D
Yes, yes they are. But my followers will crush them like a grape.

Guru
04-14-2006, 11:25 PM
My image is better. :D
:p ROFL

greg63
04-14-2006, 11:30 PM
Yes, yes they are. But my followers will crush them like a grape.


What is thy bidding my master. :D

PastorMikH
04-14-2006, 11:31 PM
Sorry, pastor. I stand corrected. My bad. Skip is a KU fan though. THAT must be why I thought him a Godly man.



That really did it, man dinner tasted terrible the second time around.



:)

PastorMikH
04-14-2006, 11:33 PM
Are you ****ers not interested in doing brackets? Because I hadn't even considered it until frazod got all willy-nilly.



I gave my first round picks. Didn't see any point in going further until I see who makes the cut in the first round.

shaneo69
04-14-2006, 11:34 PM
Well I'm bored (and buzzed), so I'm making up my own "best of CP" list. No particular order here...

1) gblowfish
2) rainman
3) chiefnj
4) laz
5) htismaqe
6) jspchief
7) coogs
8) SideWinder
9) tk13
10) BigChiefFan
11) BigRedChief
12) TRR
13) keg in kc
14) NaptownChief
15) HC_Chief
16) nm_dbf
17) Mohillbilly
18) Ali Chi3fs
19) Bowser
20) Frazod
21) Baby Lee
22) kcnut
23) siberian khatru
24) beer me
25) Lattimer
26) Brock
27) siberian Khatru
28) cdcox
29) Deberg 1990
30) Mecca
31) TEX
32) The Bad Guy
33) the Talking Can
34) Adam
35) Lzen

greg63
04-14-2006, 11:36 PM
That really did it, man dinner tasted terrible the second time around.



:)

ROFL
Recycled food=bad.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 11:43 PM
I gave my first round picks. Didn't see any point in going further until I see who makes the cut in the first round.

Well, the idea is picking ALL OF THEM in advance, not just picking among your winners later.

Apparently we have to teach the damn preachers how to gamble. ROFL



And as I said before, I think doing the brackets would be fun, but I hate math, so somebody else needs to do it. I guess we don't have any takers, though. Maybe someone will step up tomorrow.

PastorMikH
04-14-2006, 11:47 PM
And as I said before, I think doing the brackets would be fun, but I hate math, so somebody else needs to do it. I guess we don't have any takers, though. Maybe someone will step up tomorrow.



As for the math, it would be really easy for gochiefs to put the 64 in poll form for each division and allow multiple votes. That way no more tallying, no math, let the server do it. Then, when the poll stays off the first page for half a day, pull it up, pair up 32 and post another poll.

Frazod
04-14-2006, 11:49 PM
As for the math, it would be really easy for gochiefs to put the 64 in poll form for each division and allow multiple votes. That way no more tallying, no math, let the server do it. Then, when the poll stays off the first page for half a day, pull it up, pair up 32 and post another poll.

Yeah, but then you'll get the idiots who vote for everybody just to screw things up. I think he'll have to do each match up in its own thread, just like an individual game.

chefsos
04-14-2006, 11:49 PM
OK, I don't see the answer for this anywhere yet: I'm aware that n00bs couldn't nominate, but can we now do brackets that will count?

Joe Seahawk
04-14-2006, 11:51 PM
Bob Dole is a 7 seed? That's absurd!

He should be a 3 at the very least..

greg63
04-14-2006, 11:51 PM
As for the math, it would be really easy for gochiefs to put the 64 in poll form for each division and allow multiple votes. That way no more tallying, no math, let the server do it. Then, when the poll stays off the first page for half a day, pull it up, pair up 32 and post another poll.

If you allow multiple votes then you have Chicago politics (of sorts); the only answer would be multiple separate threads for each bracket.

PastorMikH
04-14-2006, 11:52 PM
Yeah, but then you'll get the idiots who vote for everybody just to screw things up. I think he'll have to do each match up in its own thread, just like an individual game.


I'm sure he won't mind having most of the threads on the first page started by himself.

|Zach|
04-14-2006, 11:52 PM
****in Bwana.

What a dick.

chefsos
04-14-2006, 11:55 PM
****in Bwana.

What a dick.
ROFL You have your game face on.

PastorMikH
04-14-2006, 11:58 PM
ROFL You have your game face on.



Zach's pretty brave when Bwana is 4 states away.
ROFL ROFL

luv
04-15-2006, 12:07 AM
I'm still wondering why this says greatest instead of most popular.

greg63
04-15-2006, 12:11 AM
I'm still wondering why this says greatest instead of most popular.


GoChiefs vocabulary is not that extensive? :shrug:

chefsos
04-15-2006, 12:12 AM
I'm still wondering why this says greatest instead of most popular.
'Cause we all want to keep up the illusion that we're not in 7th grade anymore.

luv
04-15-2006, 12:13 AM
'Cause we all want to keep up the illusion that we're not in 7th grade anymore.
Little late for that.

greg63
04-15-2006, 12:17 AM
'Cause we all want to keep up the illusion that we're not in 7th grade anymore.
ROFL

We're not???

Guru
04-15-2006, 12:19 AM
ROFL

We're not???


So.... you thought you made it to 8th?

Lurch
04-15-2006, 12:20 AM
Little late for that.
Sore you didn't make the tournament? Hell, Cochise, KCMizzou, and Brock didn't either. And they have 20K posts.

greg63
04-15-2006, 12:22 AM
So.... you thought you made it to 8th?


Hey, I and my friend Jethro graduated early; we only needed to go to the sixth grade. :p :D

luv
04-15-2006, 12:26 AM
Sore you didn't make the tournament? Hell, Cochise, KCMizzou, and Brock didn't either. And they have 20K posts.
Yeah. I'm just torn to pieces.

Guru
04-15-2006, 12:26 AM
Hey, I and my friend Jethro graduated early; we only needed to go to the sixth grade. :p :D


Yes... but... how many times? :hmmm:

Lurch
04-15-2006, 12:27 AM
Yeah. I'm just torn to pieces.

Me too. Should we start an NIT version?

Guru
04-15-2006, 12:31 AM
Me too. Should we start an NIT version?


Yeah, I am sure Luv wants to be like K-state and chant " I'm #65! I'm #65." ROFL

greg63
04-15-2006, 12:33 AM
Yes... but... how many times? :hmmm:


…More than you; jealous??? :p :D

Frazod
04-15-2006, 12:34 AM
Yeah, I am sure Luv wants to be like K-state and chant " I'm #65! I'm #65." ROFL
The NIT would undoubtedly be won by Jazzzlovr. Her absence is the most glaring omission from the list.

greg63
04-15-2006, 12:34 AM
Me too. Should we start an NIT version?


Good idea.

Guru
04-15-2006, 12:37 AM
…More than you; jealous??? :p :D


Umm.... No. Not really.

tk13
04-15-2006, 12:41 AM
Alrighty then, I have some front office moves to make. I'd like to name KcMizzou as an assistant coach, Coogs as Director of Scouting, and ZootedGranny and Digital Takawira as Co-Directors of roundhouse kicks to the face.

greg63
04-15-2006, 12:44 AM
Umm.... No. Not really.

ROFL
Why yes; yes I believe you are, and my 8 ball confirms this fact. :p

Guru
04-15-2006, 12:55 AM
ROFL
Why yes; yes I believe you are, and my 8 ball confirms this fact. :p


And you know what I think of your 8-ball. :p

greg63
04-15-2006, 01:27 AM
And you know what I think of your 8-ball. :p


ROFLROFLROFL


That's ok; you've been wrong before, and will be again. :D

Guru
04-15-2006, 01:33 AM
ROFLROFLROFL


That's ok; you've been wrong before, and will be again. :D


I may be wrong occasionally but I don't fall back on a plastic water filled ball to validate myself. :p :hmmm: ROFL

greg63
04-15-2006, 01:35 AM
I may be wrong occasionally but I don't fall back on a plastic water filled ball to validate myself. :p :hmmm: ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Blasphemy! Blasphemy I say!!!


...And what does parking have to do with it?

Guru
04-15-2006, 01:42 AM
ROFLROFLROFL

Blasphemy! Blasphemy I say!!!


...And what does parking have to do with it?


Ask King Carl that one. :harumph: :)

greg63
04-15-2006, 01:44 AM
Ask King Carl that one. :harumph: :)


ROFLROFL


He's and Idiot.:banghead:

Guru
04-15-2006, 01:45 AM
ROFLROFL


He's and Idiot.:banghead:


One thing we all can agree on. :thumb: :clap:

Katipan
04-15-2006, 01:49 AM
All this 8 ball shit is really hot.

Just thought I'd tell you guys.

Guru
04-15-2006, 01:51 AM
All this 8 ball shit is really hot.

Just thought I'd tell you guys.


OH man. Now you had to go and encourage him. :shake: :cuss: :banghead: ROFL

greg63
04-15-2006, 01:52 AM
All this 8 ball shit is really hot.

Just thought I'd tell you guys.


My wife thinks so. :D

Katipan
04-15-2006, 01:53 AM
Does she post here?

greg63
04-15-2006, 01:53 AM
OH man. Now you had to go and encourage him. :shake: :cuss: :banghead: ROFL


Hey, Blasphemer! :D

greg63
04-15-2006, 01:54 AM
Does she post here?


Nah, I can't get her interested in the Planet.

Katipan
04-15-2006, 01:54 AM
Hey, Blasphemer! :D

Is that your wife??

Katipan
04-15-2006, 01:54 AM
Nah, I can't get her interested in the Planet.

Did you consult your 8 ball?

greg63
04-15-2006, 01:55 AM
Is that your wife??


OMG!!!!

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Nope.

greg63
04-15-2006, 01:55 AM
Did you consult your 8 ball?

I did indeed.

Taco John
04-15-2006, 01:56 AM
Have I won this thing yet?

Katipan
04-15-2006, 01:57 AM
I did indeed.

Is this the same 8ball that told you to marry her?

Guru
04-15-2006, 01:57 AM
Is that your wife??


WTF!!!!!! :cuss: :shake: ROFL

greg63
04-15-2006, 02:03 AM
Is this the same 8ball that told you to marry her?

Yup; I refuse to believe that it led me astray - my 8 ball wouldn't do that. That's my story and I'm stickin to it. ;)

greg63
04-15-2006, 02:03 AM
WTF!!!!!! :cuss: :shake: ROFL


ROFLROFLROFL

Katipan
04-15-2006, 02:10 AM
Have I won this thing yet?

I hope you beat my Iowanni just so I can have the TJ vs END turn on.

chefsos
04-15-2006, 03:23 AM
I hope you beat my Iowanni just so I can have the TJ vs END turn on.
Pretty sure that match would end in a DQ due to outside interference from a mysterious Filipino lady. Which one would get the DQ is yet to be determined.

greg63
04-15-2006, 03:44 AM
Pretty sure that match would end in a DQ due to outside interference from a mysterious Filipino lady. Which one would get the DQ is yet to be determined.


Are we talkin WWF or WCW?

Guru
04-15-2006, 03:46 AM
Are we talkin WWF or WCW?


There is no such thing as the WWF. Where have you been?

Katipan
04-15-2006, 03:52 AM
Pretty sure that match would end in a DQ due to outside interference from a mysterious Filipino lady. Which one would get the DQ is yet to be determined.

I'm having Hulk Hogan/Macho Man/Elizabeth flashes.

Guru
04-15-2006, 03:54 AM
I'm having Hulk Hogan/Macho Man/Elizabeth flashes.


Must be SummerSlam

greg63
04-15-2006, 03:55 AM
There is no such thing as the WWF. Where have you been?


I told you; I'm old.

chefsos
04-15-2006, 03:56 AM
I'm having Hulk Hogan/Macho Man/Elizabeth flashes.
I think those can be treated now. Dunno if insurance will cover it, though.

greg63
04-15-2006, 03:57 AM
I'm having Hulk Hogan/Macho Man/Elizabeth flashes.


Wrestle-Mania.

greg63
04-15-2006, 03:57 AM
I think those can be treated now. Dunno if insurance will cover it, though.


ROFLROFLROFL

Guru
04-15-2006, 03:58 AM
I think those can be treated now. Dunno if insurance will cover it, though.
Hogan knows best.

greg63
04-15-2006, 04:03 AM
Hogan knows best.

Bwana
04-15-2006, 06:39 AM
****in Bwana.

What a dick.
Hey now! ROFL Don't make me resort to breaking out the pictures I have with you and the sheep that night you had one to many beers pal. STFU

|Zach|
04-15-2006, 07:02 AM
Hey now! ROFL Don't make me resort to breaking out the pictures I have with you and the sheep that night you had one to many beers pal. STFU
Hey now.

That is no fair and you know it. I can't be held responsible for my actions on dollar pitcher night.

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 08:32 AM
GoChiefs vocabulary is not that extensive? :shrug:

HOLD YOUR TONGUE, SIR! MY VOCABULARY IS BOTH EXPANSIVE AND DYNAMIC!!! DO YOU THINK THEY HAND OUT SIXTH-GRADE SPELLING BEE CHAMPIONSHIPS LIGHTLY?

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 08:33 AM
Have I won this thing yet?

No, but I'm counting on you to abuse your nomination by swamping your poll matchup(s) with unregistered voters from the Mane. Make me proud.

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 08:35 AM
I'm going to post the first polls before noon today, unless someone has objections related to doing brackets.

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 08:48 AM
Here's our bracket, once again:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6337/cpbracket7tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

C-Mac
04-15-2006, 08:49 AM
Top Ten.....(in no particular order)

AustinChief-...after all he did started everything.
Rainman-He's the illegitamite son of Andy Rooney that has a delightful wit and humor thats not found in Steven Hawking.
BobDole-Well...Bob Dole says it best.
Dartgod-Come on people, he's Dartgod for crying out loud!
Frazod-He's like this little bi-polar brother with split personalities that still ticked about having to share his room as he was growing up.
Gaz-You cant help but like someone who is so optional.
SkipTowne-He's like the guy that stands at the scene of an accident and tells everyone "theres nothing to see here just keep moving people".
Iowanian-Its rare phenomina that just by observing someone's typed comments, your able to discern that they should stay away from the caffine....and the sugar.
Stevieray- Come on...even Osama Bin Laden likes Elvis.
Gun- Ok.... I admit it was me that dupped KCJohnny.

JimNasium
04-15-2006, 08:56 AM
Looks like I'm a first round casualty

C-Mac
04-15-2006, 09:02 AM
Looks like I'm a first round casualty
Hey dont let that get you down..I hear there might be a "Losers Bracket" also.
:)

Katipan
04-15-2006, 09:04 AM
This morning I was frolicking in the shower with my hot Playboy quality girlfriend. As I knelt down in the steamy shower to slowly wash her perfect pink toes with a soapy finger sliding between each one, I told her about Skip.

She let out a soft moan in that sweet southern accent of hers. "Skip sounds sooooo sexy," she'd purr.

By this time I was soaping up her beautifully tanned and toned legs. I didn't know if her arousal was for me or for Skip. I didn't care.

Cupping her ass and drawing my hands up to cup her breasts, I told her of my impending ****ing a la Skip.

Mischeiviously popping a hard nipple into my mouth, she promised that if I won this contest, she'd **** Skip in the ass with her 12 inch dildo.

So don't just vote for me because of what I can do for you. Don't just vote for me because of what I did for you that one night already. Don't vote for me because I'm the greatest.

Vote for me so Skip gets ass ****ed by a hot hot hot chick.

Thank you.

I love you.

SPchief
04-15-2006, 09:07 AM
ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-15-2006, 09:08 AM
Redrum makes the field and I don't. I'm going to kill myself.

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 09:08 AM
This morning I was frolicking in the shower with my hot Playboy quality girlfriend. As I knelt down in the steamy shower to slowly wash her perfect pink toes with a soapy finger sliding between each one, I told her about Skip.

She let out a soft moan in that sweet southern accent of hers. "Skip sounds sooooo sexy," she'd purr.

By this time I was soaping up her beautifully tanned and toned legs. I didn't know if her arousal was for me or for Skip. I didn't care.

Cupping her ass and drawing my hands up to cup her breasts, I told her of my impending ****ing a la Skip.

Mischeiviously popping a hard nipple into my mouth, she promised that if I won this contest, she'd **** Skip in the ass with her 12 inch dildo.

So don't just vote for me because of what I can do for you. Don't just vote for me because of what I did for you that one night already. Don't vote for me because I'm the greatest.

Vote for me so Skip gets ass ****ed by a hot hot hot chick.

Thank you.

I love you.


I can't believe you have children.

Katipan
04-15-2006, 09:13 AM
I ended the damn thing with "I love you," what the hell do you want from me?

4th and Long
04-15-2006, 09:15 AM
I ended the damn thing with "I love you," what the hell do you want from me?
How long before someone replies with, "Pictures!"?

ChiefsFire
04-15-2006, 09:18 AM
how come there wasnt a field of 65 with a play in matchup?

Mr. Kotter
04-15-2006, 09:25 AM
Redrum makes the field and I don't. I'm going to kill myself.

You? How do you think I feel? :deevee:

Good-Bye....cruel, cruel CheifsPlanettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

cdcox
04-15-2006, 09:29 AM
You? How do you think I feel? :deevee:

Good-Bye....cruel, cruel ChiefsPlanettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

You shouldn't feel so bad. I doubt Hel'n would have made it without you.

Anton
04-15-2006, 09:33 AM
You? How do you think I feel? :deevee:

Good-Bye....cruel, cruel ChiefsPlanettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt


OMG, gochiefs....you cruel son of a bitch! I'm an orphan now! :cuss:

Watch you backside, asshole.... :bang: :hump:

DonksRCrap
04-15-2006, 09:37 AM
And you bastards think this is just a GAME!

:deevee:

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 09:38 AM
how come there wasnt a field of 65 with a play in matchup?

Because this isn't the NCAA.

Taco Bell
04-15-2006, 09:40 AM
Because this isn't the NCAA.

Fukk off and die, murderer.

MonicaLewinski
04-15-2006, 09:41 AM
Whoever wins this thing? I'd like to apply to be your intern.

Thank you.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-15-2006, 09:49 AM
You? How do you think I feel? :deevee:

Good-Bye....cruel, cruel ChiefsPlanettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
graphic..... nice.

Danush
04-15-2006, 09:51 AM
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest gochief's pubic region.

Herzig
04-15-2006, 10:11 AM
This morning I was frolicking in the shower with my hot Playboy quality girlfriend. As I knelt down in the steamy shower to slowly wash her perfect pink toes with a soapy finger sliding between each one, I told her about Skip.

She let out a soft moan in that sweet southern accent of hers. "Skip sounds sooooo sexy," she'd purr.

By this time I was soaping up her beautifully tanned and toned legs. I didn't know if her arousal was for me or for Skip. I didn't care.

Cupping her ass and drawing my hands up to cup her breasts, I told her of my impending ****ing a la Skip.

Mischeiviously popping a hard nipple into my mouth, she promised that if I won this contest, she'd **** Skip in the ass with her 12 inch dildo.

So don't just vote for me because of what I can do for you. Don't just vote for me because of what I did for you that one night already. Don't vote for me because I'm the greatest.

Vote for me so Skip gets ass ****ed by a hot hot hot chick.

Thank you.

I love you.

Skip's toast.

CosmicPal
04-15-2006, 10:25 AM
Let's see, Mr. Kotter's not on the list, beer me's not on the list, Simplex is not on the list, and I'm not on the list....

Seems to me you guys have no fuggen competition now. Have fun stroking yourself buds. :shake:

Herzig
04-15-2006, 10:27 AM
Let's see, Mr. Kotter's not on the list, beer me's not on the list, Simplex is not on the list, and I'm not on the list....

Seems to me you guys have no fuggen competition now. Have fun stroking yourself buds. :shake:

I would've nominated Zebedee Debois

CosmicPal
04-15-2006, 10:28 AM
Whoever wins this thing? I'd like to apply to be your intern.

Thank you.

I don't smoke cigars.

stevieray
04-15-2006, 10:28 AM
Let's see, Mr. Kotter's not on the list, beer me's not on the list, Simplex is not on the list, and I'm not on the list....

Seems to me you guys have no fuggen competition now. Have fun stroking yourself buds. :shake:


does not making the "list" really bother you that much?

CosmicPal
04-15-2006, 10:29 AM
does not making the list really bother you that much?

Nope. Particularly when it is a GoChiefs thread.

Phobia
04-15-2006, 10:30 AM
Seems to me you guys have no fuggen competition now. Have fun stroking yourself buds. :shake:

Yeah - why couldn't we get Kotter and Cosmic a spot so they could stroke us.

CosmicPal
04-15-2006, 10:34 AM
Yeah - why couldn't we get Kotter and Cosmic a spot so they could stroke us.

Whatever you have, isn't enough for anyone to stroke.

milkman
04-15-2006, 10:46 AM
Is this really madness?

This is just a timekiller until something worthwhile actually comes along.

I think April Apathy would be a better descriptor for this "tournament".

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 10:46 AM
Nope. Particularly when it is a GoChiefs thread.

I only nominated one person on that list of 64. Apparently you aren't worthy in the eyes of your peers.


:D

ChiefsFire
04-15-2006, 10:50 AM
so is there a way the mods can stop people in the field from creating new usernames so they cant vote for themselves hundreds of times?

Frazod
04-15-2006, 10:51 AM
This morning I was frolicking in the shower with my hot Playboy quality girlfriend. As I knelt down in the steamy shower to slowly wash her perfect pink toes with a soapy finger sliding between each one, I told her about Skip.

She let out a soft moan in that sweet southern accent of hers. "Skip sounds sooooo sexy," she'd purr.

By this time I was soaping up her beautifully tanned and toned legs. I didn't know if her arousal was for me or for Skip. I didn't care.

Cupping her ass and drawing my hands up to cup her breasts, I told her of my impending ****ing a la Skip.

Mischeiviously popping a hard nipple into my mouth, she promised that if I won this contest, she'd **** Skip in the ass with her 12 inch dildo.

So don't just vote for me because of what I can do for you. Don't just vote for me because of what I did for you that one night already. Don't vote for me because I'm the greatest.

Vote for me so Skip gets ass ****ed by a hot hot hot chick.

Thank you.

I love you.

She says stuff like this in person, too. It's great. :D

CosmicPal
04-15-2006, 10:52 AM
I only nominated one person on that list of 64. Apparently you aren't worthy in the eyes of your peers.


:D

Yep, I suppose being a post-whore is a worthy attribute to put on everyone's resumes' these days.

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 10:54 AM
Yep, I suppose being a post-whore is a worthy attribute to put on everyone's resumes' these days.

While that's true in some cases, we had two people with zero posts make the field.

Count Zarth
04-15-2006, 11:04 AM
We've started the tournament.

I'll post four polls a day. At that rate we should finish the tournament in about two weeks.

At the end of each round I'll come back to this thread and post the updated bracket.

Katipan
04-15-2006, 11:06 AM
She says stuff like this in person, too. It's great. :D

Oh you noticed that sexual tension between me and your wife, too?

CosmicPal
04-15-2006, 11:10 AM
While that's true in some cases, we had two people with zero posts make the field.

And we all expect you to lose to one of them