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Logical
04-14-2006, 02:04 PM
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.? The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Gods' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Cochise
04-14-2006, 02:06 PM
I remember seeing that joke in Clinton form being circulated via xerox at least 10 years ago.

StcChief
04-14-2006, 02:07 PM
Where is Billie bob Clinton's clock, Powering the hovercraft tourist boat.
:)

chiefsfaninNC
04-14-2006, 02:09 PM
I remember seeing that joke in Clinton form being circulated via xerox at least 10 years ago.


Except it wasn't a ceiling fan. It was an additional engine on Air Force 1.