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Rain Man
04-19-2006, 07:14 PM
Joesomebody


For you, you get a nice dark-haired Latina who appears to have one leg that's much longer than the other.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/176301.jpg?13

Rain Man
04-19-2006, 07:17 PM
And last but not least, we have a date for dj56dt58.

It looks like she's at a wedding, so I rate your chances high. Plus, she's willing to give you a full-body shot as an introduction.

http://cdn53.amihotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/H8/NY/GMRQBRGPLWCC.jpg

Rain Man
04-19-2006, 07:18 PM
Updated waiting list.

26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred

Rain Man
04-19-2006, 07:20 PM
Hmm. We had some good dates in that round. If amnorix's date isn't too high-maintenance, she might be the winner. Otherwise, you have to go with joesomebody as the winner.

The Pedestrian
04-19-2006, 07:49 PM
Okay, who gets to hit the town with Mr. Chico Diablo? (Drum roll)

"I wish I could quit you, chico."

http://cdn61.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/NU/K8/ESKYGLEVVAKW.JPG

She looks like a good ole southern girl. Wonder if she likes to wear that hat when she goes to bed....

ChiefFripp
04-19-2006, 07:50 PM
ChiefFripp

Well, the bad news is that she's got a kid. The good news is that she likes ferris wheels. The ugly news is that her sweatshirt may contain some sort of vulgarity unless she's an astronomer.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=142&p=1

Do I have to beat him less than I would of if he had red hair?

ChiefFripp
04-19-2006, 07:50 PM
Man I got screwed!

The Pedestrian
04-19-2006, 07:52 PM
Do I have to beat him less than I would of if he had red hair?

Much less...he's not even a stepchild yet.

Count Zarth
04-19-2006, 07:55 PM
And last but not least, we have a date for dj56dt58.

It looks like she's at a wedding, so I rate your chances high. Plus, she's willing to give you a full-body shot as an introduction.

http://cdn53.amihotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/H8/NY/GMRQBRGPLWCC.jpg

Jeez. I was reading the thread backwards and I started at the bottom of this chick's picture. It was going great...then I scrolled above the neck.

Prince22
04-19-2006, 09:54 PM
Go ahead and add me to this list Rain Man.

el borracho
04-19-2006, 10:45 PM
Go ahead and add me to this list Rain Man.
You're in!
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho

and so am I!

dj56dt58
04-19-2006, 10:47 PM
And last but not least, we have a date for dj56dt58.

It looks like she's at a wedding, so I rate your chances high. Plus, she's willing to give you a full-body shot as an introduction.

http://cdn53.amihotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/H8/NY/GMRQBRGPLWCC.jpg
What? Who let that bitch out of the house without my permission?

joesomebody
04-20-2006, 07:44 AM
Joesomebody


For you, you get a nice dark-haired Latina who appears to have one leg that's much longer than the other.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/176301.jpg?13Muchas Gracias Rain Senior'

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 09:50 AM
Man I got screwed!


Wow. And I thought these were hypothetical.

Amnorix
04-20-2006, 09:56 AM
Amnorix

For our friend Amnorix, I offer up the classic Jewish-American princess (I think). Her mother wishes you were a doctor, but she's not verklempt if her daughter dates a lawyer.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5776.jpg

mmmm...hard to say. She could be a wide load for all we know. :shrug:

But yeah, not too bad. But definitely looks like a JAP. My deceased mother would be happy about it though, no doubt (though she was never a princess)... ROFL

cadmonkey
04-20-2006, 10:11 AM
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 10:17 AM
mmmm...hard to say. She could be a wide load for all we know. :shrug:

But yeah, not too bad. But definitely looks like a JAP. My deceased mother would be happy about it though, no doubt (though she was never a princess)... ROFL

If you tilt the screen just right, you can see her non-face parts against the background. Not a widebody, but I hope you aren't a breast man.

KC Dan
04-20-2006, 10:21 AM
Add me to the wishlist as #50!
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan

Dartgod
04-20-2006, 10:40 AM
Add me to the wishlist as #50!
Hey, Dan! You checked your smokes lately?

KC Dan
04-20-2006, 10:53 AM
Hey, Dan! You checked your smokes lately?
Yes, & that sucks badly. I hope Bill & all are fighting through this painful time. They are in our prayers.

trndobrd
04-20-2006, 01:24 PM
Put me down for a date

Dartgod
04-20-2006, 01:27 PM
Yes, & that sucks badly. I hope Bill & all are fighting through this painful time. They are in our prayers.Good. I thought you should know what's going on. Last I heard she was in the hospital for a transfusion because her plateletes were very low. Was supposed to get out this past weekend, but i haven't heard anything.

I'll send you future updates via PM so Rainman's mystery date thread doesn't get hijacked.

Saulbadguy
04-20-2006, 01:31 PM
I'm getting married in exactly 1 month, so I suppose I could use a date.

cadmonkey
04-20-2006, 01:36 PM
I'm getting married in exactly 1 month.


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCKER!!

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:42 PM
reaper16


Dial L for love.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img3e2b118648a70.jpg

KcMizzou
04-20-2006, 01:43 PM
"ratethisasian.com" ROFL

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:44 PM
RedDread

Um. Okay. Nice girl.

http://cdn56.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NM/HQ/B8EUBEBKFUWB.jpg

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:44 PM
"ratethisasian.com" ROFL

One of my goals in this thread is to promote diversity.

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:46 PM
h5n1

I'm not sure why she's doing her impersonation of the RCA dog, but it's pretty good.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5766.jpg

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:48 PM
mitchbade

A little Clearasil, some makeup, and you've got yourself something to work with.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=23&p=1

CanadianChief
04-20-2006, 01:49 PM
I wanna play....I wanna play.

Where is the running waiting list you speak of?

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:50 PM
SLAG

Oh, my gosh! Not only did you get a date, but she's bringing a friend! SLAG shoots, he scores! The all-American dream come true!

http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=126&p=1

KC Dan
04-20-2006, 01:52 PM
SLAG

Oh, my gosh! Not only did you get a date, but she's bringing a friend! SLAG shoots, he scores! The all-American dream come true!


Hopefully Slag isn't a teacher since these (15yrold) girls could get him fired.

CanadianChief
04-20-2006, 01:52 PM
found it.

Add me in at #51

26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:52 PM
I wanna play....I wanna play.

Where is the running waiting list you speak of?

I'll put you on it. I'm about to update it anyway.

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:54 PM
Updated waiting list. Get in now, while the gene pool is hot!

31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy

Short Leash Hootie
04-20-2006, 01:55 PM
HOOTIE

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:56 PM
Hopefully Slag isn't a teacher since these (15yrold) girls could get him fired.

Well, if you take them together, they're 30.


(I'm horrible at judging ages any more. Anyone under about 25 looks the same to me.)

Dartgod
04-20-2006, 01:56 PM
Are you doing this on the weekend or am I going to have to wait until Monday to see my date?

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 01:58 PM
I pretty much do it any day that I'm working, and I'll probably be working on Sunday this week.

RedDread
04-20-2006, 01:59 PM
RedDread

Um. Okay. Nice girl.

http://cdn56.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NM/HQ/B8EUBEBKFUWB.jpg

You sold me out dude! :banghead:

KC Dan
04-20-2006, 02:01 PM
Are you doing this on the weekend or am I going to have to wait until Monday to see my date?"I pretty much do it any day that I'm working, and I'll probably be working on Sunday this week."

Guess that you'll just have to put up with Soph on Saturday!

ROFL

ChiefsFire
04-20-2006, 02:03 PM
mitchbade

A little Clearasil, some makeup, and you've got yourself something to work with.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=23&p=1
she looks like the fella who owns the drycleaning place around the corner from me

Dartgod
04-20-2006, 02:05 PM
"I pretty much do it any day that I'm working, and I'll probably be working on Sunday this week."

Guess that you'll just have to put up with Soph on Saturday!

ROFLI think her school is doing chair massages to raise money at the AIDS Walk this Saturday. I just hope she remembers to wear the ribbon.

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 02:07 PM
You sold me out dude! :banghead:

You should see if stumppy or archie bunker will trade you.

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 02:15 PM
Updated waiting list. Get your fresh date here. Fresh date!

31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie

Aries Walker
04-20-2006, 02:23 PM
All right, hook me up.

31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker

Braincase
04-20-2006, 02:27 PM
OK... hit me...

SLAG
04-20-2006, 02:52 PM
SLAG
Oh, my gosh! Not only did you get a date, but she's bringing a friend! SLAG shoots, he scores! The all-American dream come true!
http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=126&p=1
wow im going to be busy for a month

Skip Towne
04-20-2006, 02:55 PM
Well, if you take them together, they're 30.


(I'm horrible at judging ages any more. Anyone under about 25 looks the same to me.)
All white people look alike to me.

ChiefsFire
04-20-2006, 02:55 PM
damn bro...nice job

they both almost have breasts

Nelson Muntz
04-20-2006, 03:03 PM
wow im going to be busy for a month

Try 10-15.








In Leavenworth. ROFL

Ebolapox
04-20-2006, 03:03 PM
h5n1

I'm not sure why she's doing her impersonation of the RCA dog, but it's pretty good.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5766.jpg

heh...I think I had a class with her last semester...

eh, coulda been worse

bogie
04-20-2006, 04:21 PM
Am I too late?
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie

Talisman
04-20-2006, 04:25 PM
I pretty much do it any day that I'm working, and I'll probably be working on Sunday this week.
And by working I guess you mean looking for pictures of chicks on the internet. Being your own boss rulez!!!1won

bogie
04-20-2006, 04:31 PM
stumppy

As your last date before you head off to explore the world, you get set up with a gal who will inspire you to head off and explore the world.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5867.jpg


ROFL I really did lol

Talisman
04-20-2006, 04:32 PM
reaper16


Dial L for love.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img3e2b118648a70.jpg
Don't you mean Dial R for Rove? She rooks rike she'd rove some flied lice.

bogie
04-20-2006, 04:55 PM
As usual, Rainman has created a classic thread. Very entertaining!!!

el borracho
04-20-2006, 06:21 PM
wow im going to be busy for a month
Going to the mall?

el borracho
04-20-2006, 06:23 PM
If you haven't already thought of it, Rainman, this thread is the perfect springboard for a series of poll threads about which planeteer (hypothetically) had the best cyber-date.

SLAG
04-20-2006, 06:25 PM
Going to the mall?


I leased out Neverland from Jako

we are going to have some nude "Monkey" Rides

Adept Havelock
04-20-2006, 06:31 PM
I leased out Neverland from Jako

we are going to have some nude "Monkey" Rides

Don't forget the Jesus Juice!

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 06:32 PM
If you haven't already thought of it, Rainman, this thread is the perfect springboard for a series of poll threads about which planeteer (hypothetically) had the best cyber-date.


Good point. Like "Joey" is to "Friends", I think some spinoffs are likely.

Reaper16
04-20-2006, 06:39 PM
reaper16


Dial L for love.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img3e2b118648a70.jpg
Meh. Could be worse. I wonder if she cooks; that'd be a bonus.

CHIEF4EVER
04-20-2006, 08:20 PM
CHIEF4EVER


CHIEF4EVER draws a party girl. Don't waste your money on expensive wine with this chick.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175868.jpg?73

WTH???? I come back after a hard week on the road and I get THIS crack ho? ROFL

Ah, well. I suppose it could be worse. :shrug:

stumppy
04-20-2006, 08:25 PM
WTH???? I come back after a hard week on the road and I get THIS crack ho? ROFL

Ah, well. I suppose it could be worse. :shrug:





Ahem...

CHIEF4EVER
04-20-2006, 08:28 PM
Ahem...

Just clearing your throat or are you happy to see me? :p

KcMizzou
04-20-2006, 08:46 PM
WTH???? I come back after a hard week on the road and I get THIS crack ho? ROFL

Ah, well. I suppose it could be worse. :shrug:So much worse. Look at poor Stumppy.

stumppy
04-20-2006, 09:13 PM
Just clearing your throat or are you happy to see me? :p


Just trying to point out Rainmans' homely little sister I got stuck with.
:Lin:

mitchbade
04-20-2006, 11:50 PM
mitchbade

A little Clearasil, some makeup, and you've got yourself something to work with.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=23&p=1

screw you rain man

kregger
04-21-2006, 12:09 AM
I'll get in

32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger

KcMizzou
04-21-2006, 01:41 AM
Rainman's great at ideas like this. He's gotta be the Planet's MVP.

Rausch
04-21-2006, 01:44 AM
Eh, sign me up.

But if I end up with a ****ing Russian or Frog I'll be required to kill you as you sleep...

KcMizzou
04-21-2006, 01:45 AM
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch

Rausch
04-21-2006, 01:54 AM
Some numbers and letters and stuff.

I haven't followed this thread.

Enlighten me...

CHIEF4EVER
04-21-2006, 03:55 AM
Just trying to point out Rainmans' homely little sister I got stuck with.
:Lin:

Ah, I see. ROFL

CrazyHorse
04-21-2006, 05:35 AM
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse

I'll take a chance.

HemiEd
04-21-2006, 05:45 AM
I haven't followed this thread.

Enlighten me...


It is worth reading really, another comedy gold from Rainman.

WEIRDWOLF
04-21-2006, 07:22 AM
If this is still going, I'll take one. I prefer my dates with no makeup!!

Rain Man
04-21-2006, 10:04 AM
Jennygump

Okay, Brad Pitt he's not, but I'll bet he can defrag your computer.

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/Ba/Ballatishun.jpg

Rain Man
04-21-2006, 10:05 AM
Adept Havelock

If I didn't know better, I'd think she's trying to accentuate her cleavage.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=17&p=1

Rain Man
04-21-2006, 10:07 AM
nm_df

Uh, oh. Another one with a truckload of kids. Kind of a looker, but you'd better hope she doesn't stick you with the babysitter bill.

http://cdn48.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NY/HQ/AQGEKUOXTEFF.jpg

Rain Man
04-21-2006, 10:09 AM
SPchief

If she plays for the other team, we have a money back guarantee.

http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=31&p=1

Rain Man
04-21-2006, 10:13 AM
KCMizzou

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!

http://www.afrohotornot.com/pics/A2mN4JKZsVME.jpg

Rain Man
04-21-2006, 10:15 AM
Can everyone see adept havelock's date? It keeps blipping out on me. If it's a problem, we'll draw him another one, even though he may be the daily winner if she doesn't stand him up.

Braincase
04-21-2006, 10:16 AM
This time I'll actually follow instructions

32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase

Rain Man
04-21-2006, 10:17 AM
Updated waiting list:

36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf

KcMizzou
04-21-2006, 11:17 AM
KCMizzou

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

ROFL

Ah, yeah. This is great. I can't wait for her brothers to find out.

No pun intended.

Adept Havelock
04-21-2006, 06:15 PM
Adept Havelock

If I didn't know better, I'd think she's trying to accentuate her cleavage.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=17&p=1

Thanks...I think.

Accentuating cleavage is ok, but I'm demanding ID at the front door, first thing.

It'd sure be a case of may/december...oy.

stevieray
04-21-2006, 06:18 PM
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray

ChiefFripp
04-21-2006, 07:48 PM
Not a promising batch.

stumppy
04-21-2006, 08:46 PM
SPchief

If she plays for the other team, we have a money back guarantee.

http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=31&p=1




OMG OMG

I know her. Her name is Patty. That jacket probably belongs to her 16 yr old son. It's too big for any of her other 5 kids.

Good luck with her. She's fun to party with but beyond that I wouldn't know.

blueballs
04-22-2006, 09:32 AM
I hope you
approve

el borracho
04-22-2006, 10:18 AM
I hope you
approve
Took me about 20 minutes to notice but if you look closely you will see that her face is not very attractive at all.

OldTownChief
04-22-2006, 03:11 PM
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief

KcMizzou
04-22-2006, 03:12 PM
Took me about 20 minutes to notice but if you look closely you will see that her face is not very attractive at all.Face?

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 03:29 PM
OMG OMG

I know her. Her name is Patty. That jacket probably belongs to her 16 yr old son. It's too big for any of her other 5 kids.

Good luck with her. She's fun to party with but beyond that I wouldn't know.

You seriously know her?

luv
04-22-2006, 03:31 PM
OMG OMG

I know her. Her name is Patty. That jacket probably belongs to her 16 yr old son. It's too big for any of her other 5 kids.

Good luck with her. She's fun to party with but beyond that I wouldn't know.
No way is that girl old enough to have a 16 year old son.

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 03:31 PM
I hope you
approve


She seems like a very nice girl. I feel kind of bad for her, since she can't afford much clothing, and what little she has is too small. Maybe I can help her out.

Count Zarth
04-22-2006, 03:32 PM
No way is that girl old enough to have a 16 year old son.

She could be 40 by looking at her...

stumppy
04-22-2006, 03:33 PM
You seriously know her?

Yea, known her for several years. Unless that is her identical twin.

stumppy
04-22-2006, 03:34 PM
No way is that girl old enough to have a 16 year old son.

She's around 35.

luv
04-22-2006, 03:35 PM
She could be 40 by looking at her...
Yeah. A 40 year old woman wearing an oversized FILA jacket, a choker, and the only wrinkles she has are from where's she's squinting in the sun.

Count Zarth
04-22-2006, 03:37 PM
Yeah. A 40 year old woman wearing an oversized FILA jacket, a choker, and the only wrinkles she has are from where's she's squinting in the sun.

Sorry, she looks like she could be 40 to me.

stumppy
04-22-2006, 03:38 PM
Yeah. A 40 year old woman wearing an oversized FILA jacket, a choker, and the only wrinkles she has are from where's she's squinting in the sun.


Get your eyes checked, thats a turtle neck she has on. Not a choker.

Pants
04-22-2006, 03:39 PM
Yeah. A 40 year old woman wearing an oversized FILA jacket, a choker, and the only wrinkles she has are from where's she's squinting in the sun.

You can't really expect to see wrinkles with that over exposure. She could be 50 for all we know. Also, since when does closing signfy age?

luv
04-22-2006, 03:40 PM
Get your eyes checked, thats a turtle neck she has on. Not a choker.
My bad. I'd still say she's 25 tops. I tend to guess people under their age though.

Captain Obvious
04-22-2006, 04:43 PM
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious

Aries Walker
04-22-2006, 10:11 PM
I should get my date aroundabouts Wednesday. Can't wait!

trndobrd
04-22-2006, 10:14 PM
I want a date...put me down for #64

CHIEF4EVER
04-22-2006, 10:33 PM
I tend to guess people under their age though.

Then you are among the blessed. :)

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:23 PM
Nelson Muntz

I think she's already assumed the position. Best of luck to you.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NS/KZ/AQOSBLASBXPH.jpg

ChiefFripp
04-22-2006, 11:24 PM
Nelson Muntz

I think she's already assumed the position. Best of luck to you.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NS/KZ/AQOSBLASBXPH.jpg


Can I trade for her?

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:24 PM
Denverchief


You win a date with Jesus!

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/al/alullabywith.jpg

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:29 PM
Can I trade for her?


Ooh, good idea. For any of you who already have dates, you can negotiate a trade if you wish.

I think stumppy's open for offers.

luv
04-22-2006, 11:30 PM
Denverchief


You win a date with Jesus!

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/al/alullabywith.jpg
ROFL

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:32 PM
Mahimike

I'd recommend taking her to a nice place. I think she's accustomed to nice things.

http://www.nascentlove.com/nl/userphotos/set1/5754.jpg

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:35 PM
Dartgod

"You're five minutes late! FIVE MINUTES! No more wire hangars!"

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=36&p=1

SLAG
04-22-2006, 11:35 PM
Denverchief


You win a date with Jesus!

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/al/alullabywith.jpg


I didnt know he was a Homosexual

luv
04-22-2006, 11:36 PM
Dartgod

"You're five minutes late! FIVE MINUTES! No more wire hangars!"

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=36&p=1
Actually, that looks like it might be her pouty, trying to look sexy face.

Oh. And it's hangers.

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:37 PM
munkey

Well, at least you get to see some cleavage.

http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=27&p=1

luv
04-22-2006, 11:37 PM
I didnt know he was a Homosexual
Jesus or Denverchief?

SLAG
04-22-2006, 11:37 PM
Jesus or Denverchief?


Either Or

luv
04-22-2006, 11:39 PM
Either Or
Denverchief is a hottie, but alas... :(

SLAG
04-22-2006, 11:40 PM
Denverchief is a hottie, but alas... :(


That Explains alot now..
seriosuly...


Not a big deal..

just Explains alot

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:42 PM
Updated waiting list

41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd

ChiefFripp
04-22-2006, 11:43 PM
munkey

Well, at least you get to see some cleavage.

http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=27&p=1
When did they start making pushup bras for man-boobs?...oh wait, that's...is that female?

luv
04-22-2006, 11:44 PM
When did they start making pushup bras for man-boobs?...oh wait, that's...is that female?
Looks like a guy I know with boobs.

ChiefFripp
04-22-2006, 11:45 PM
Looks like a guy I know with boobs.
You know a guy with boobs? Does he ever leave home?

luv
04-22-2006, 11:46 PM
You know a guy with boobs? Does he ever leave home?
Let me rephrase...

Looks like a guy I know, only this one has boobs.

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:46 PM
Actually, that looks like it might be her pouty, trying to look sexy face.

Oh. And it's hangers.

She needs a different pouty face, then.

And, uh, I'm talking about airplane hangars. From the movie Airbus Dearest.

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:47 PM
That Explains alot now..
seriosuly...


Not a big deal..

just Explains alot


We're still unsure about Jesus.

luv
04-22-2006, 11:47 PM
She needs a different pouty face, then.

And, uh, I'm talking about airplane hangars. From the movie Airbus Dearest.
Yeah, looks like it needs some more perfecting.

Oh, and ROFL

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 11:54 PM
I think Mahimike is the clear winner, though I must admit that Nelson Muntz's date draws a second glance below the neck.

I imagine that dating Jesus might have its advantages too, assuming that that's really the messiah.

Dartgod
04-23-2006, 07:07 AM
Dartgod

"You're five minutes late! FIVE MINUTES! No more wire hangars!"

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=36&p=1
Holy Crap! I think I'm scared.

Could I get a refund?

MahiMike
04-23-2006, 09:23 AM
I think Mahimike is the clear winner, though I must admit that Nelson Muntz's date draws a second glance below the neck.

I imagine that dating Jesus might have its advantages too, assuming that that's really the messiah.

Cool! thanks for that. Although I typically avoid the high maintenance chicks, I'll make an exception in her case... :clap:

Bwana
04-23-2006, 09:39 AM
Holy Crap! I think I'm scared.

Could I get a refund?

LMAO! She does have that, "if you piss me off, I will kill your in your sleep!" look doesn't she? ROFL

Talisman
04-23-2006, 12:18 PM
munkey

Well, at least you get to see some cleavage.

http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=27&p=1
I think I know this girl. Or at least her dad. He hosts some talk show every night on NBC.

Jenny Gump
04-23-2006, 07:36 PM
Jennygump

Okay, Brad Pitt he's not, but I'll bet he can defrag your computer.

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/Ba/Ballatishun.jpg

I'll take the chicken lo mein and a side of rice. Hold the asian guy. :(

Bowser
04-23-2006, 07:39 PM
Why sure I'll take sloppy 65ths!

Count Zarth
04-23-2006, 07:39 PM
I could use a second date. I'm getting lonely.

hypersensitiveZO6
04-23-2006, 07:43 PM
I'll take 66 or 67, whatevers next it line. I'm a guy BTW.

blueballs
04-23-2006, 09:38 PM
by GoChiefs
"I could use a second date. I'm getting lonely."

I bribed him first

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 11:10 PM
I'll take one... for say next Friday. My bf tends to cheat on a regular basis, so what the hell... gimme one, and make sure his unit is larger than that of Mr. Kotter, thank you Rainman!!!

KcMizzou
04-23-2006, 11:12 PM
gimme one, and make sure his unit is larger than that of Mr. Kotter, thank you Rainman!!!:spock:

What the hell? ROFL

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 11:23 PM
:spock:

What the hell? ROFL
cross thread humor.

KcMizzou
04-23-2006, 11:30 PM
cross thread humor.Ah, thanks. I missed that one.

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 12:59 PM
kaplin42

You walk up the sidewalk, ring the bell, the door opens, and ...

Party girrrrrl!

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5726.jpg

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 01:01 PM
Metrolike

If you know what's good for you, don't mention the dark roots.

http://www.afrohotornot.com/pics/AyhqcI4egIbA.jpg

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 01:05 PM
Mohillbilly

For you, we have a nice mail order date. Be gentle; she's pretty shy.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img4138c7fddd753.jpg

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 01:07 PM
Mr. Kotter


It was nice knowing you, my friend, because you aren't going to survive this.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=125&p=1

Braincase
04-24-2006, 01:09 PM
Mr. Kotter


It was nice knowing you, my friend, because you aren't going to survive this.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=125&p=1

What a way to go!

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 01:09 PM
thebrad84

Bring your lawyer, because she's really a tough negotiator on where this relationship is headed.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NM/KY/AQGUKUEBACDQ.JPG

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 01:10 PM
I think we can all agree that Kotter wins this round.

Bowser
04-24-2006, 01:23 PM
I think we can all agree that Kotter wins this round.

What a waste. He'll just convince her she's gay, then miss out on all the goodies.

Poetic, I guess.

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 01:30 PM
Updated waiting list

46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd
65. bowser
66. hyperlite z06

Second Date List (to be begun once the first date list is exhausted.

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs

bogie
04-24-2006, 01:43 PM
I will be on a business trip tomorrow and Wednesday. If my date shows up while I'm away would someone please let her in, show her the couch and frig and tell her I'll be right back. If she looks like stumppy's girl, tell her GoChiefs is looking for a 2nd date. Thanks.

kaplin42
04-24-2006, 02:18 PM
kaplin42

You walk up the sidewalk, ring the bell, the door opens, and ...

Party girrrrrl!

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5726.jpg

WooHoo, a girl who knows how to have a good time, and wont remember in the morning that she did.

munkey
04-24-2006, 02:18 PM
munkey

Well, at least you get to see some cleavage.

http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=27&p=1

I just need a paper sack and I'm in business..... :)

Look at the fun bags on my hose hound!!!

MOhillbilly
04-24-2006, 02:32 PM
Mohillbilly

For you, we have a nice mail order date. Be gentle; she's pretty shy.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img4138c7fddd753.jpg



i like it when they cant speak english.

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 02:36 PM
i like it when they cant speak english.

Remember, though, that the 911 operator can still trace the location of the call.

MOhillbilly
04-24-2006, 02:38 PM
Remember, though, that the 911 operator can still trace the location of the call.

where the heck is she gonna get a phone????

el borracho
04-24-2006, 02:45 PM
Wow. After this last round I'm not as excited about my date.

munkey
04-24-2006, 03:03 PM
Wow. After this last round I'm not as excited about my date.


ROFL

Delano
04-24-2006, 03:13 PM
46. dred
47. Prince22
48. el borracho
49. cadmonkey
50. KCDan
51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd
65. bowser
66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano

KChiefsQT
04-24-2006, 03:34 PM
What is this a ****ing guys only list? FIND ME A DATE bitches!

Mr. Kotter
04-24-2006, 03:44 PM
What a waste. He'll just convince her she's gay, then miss out on all the goodies.

Poetic, I guess.

I ain't missin' out on Jack! Wow. What a way to go, is right BC....yowser....:p

Delano
04-24-2006, 03:47 PM
What is this a ****ing guys only list? FIND ME A DATE bitches!

Rainman is off for the night. Here ya go:


KChiefsQT's date. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2187)

You can thank me later.

Mr. Kotter
04-24-2006, 03:52 PM
Rainman is off for the night. Here ya go:


KChiefsQT's date. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2187)

You can thank me later.

She wants a picture, bitch....:D

Delano
04-24-2006, 04:01 PM
She wants a picture, bitch....:D

That's part of the premium package. 99.95$

thebrad84
04-24-2006, 04:20 PM
thebrad84

Bring your lawyer, because she's really a tough negotiator on where this relationship is headed.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NM/KY/AQGUKUEBACDQ.JPG

Hmm...I don't do fat chicks, nor any sized girl with that kind of bitchy look. I'm afraid I'll have to decline your services Mr. Rain Man. Thank you anyways.

Prince22
04-25-2006, 12:09 AM
You're killing me rain man. I haven't had some strange in months now. Lets see this chick

SLAG
04-25-2006, 12:24 AM
That's part of the premium package. 99.95$


I See you Attended the Nick Athan School of Internet Dating.

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:48 AM
dred

Looks like you arrived a little early. She's not completely dressed yet.

http://amihotornot.ca/image.php?id=184&p=1

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:50 AM
Prince22

All night long, you'll be fighting the urge to go, "You've got something right ... here ... (brushing your upper lip)".

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KY/NY/ASSEHYRKQUQN.JPG

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:51 AM
el borracho

Ooh. Cutie for the borracho guy.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/177225.jpg?14

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:53 AM
cadmonkey

Nice. A girl with a strong sense of style. (ahem, cough, cough)

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=73&p=1

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:55 AM
KC Dan

What kind of pose is this? Seriously, what's that pose about? Would you please ask her, because I have no idea what she's thinking here.

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/Va/VaniLLa_MaMi.jpg

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:58 AM
Updated waiting list

51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd
65. bowser
66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT

2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:59 AM
While dred did pretty well for himself, I think el borracho made the catch of the day today.

el borracho
04-26-2006, 08:24 AM
el borracho

Ooh. Cutie for the borracho guy.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/177225.jpg?14
Sweet!!!!

KC Dan
04-26-2006, 10:32 AM
KC Dan

What kind of pose is this? Seriously, what's that pose about? Would you please ask her, because I have no idea what she's thinking here.

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/Va/VaniLLa_MaMi.jpg
She's thinking - come on up here, it's time for your birthday present!!!

Nelson Muntz
04-26-2006, 03:36 PM
Updated waiting list

51. CanadianChief
52. Saulbadguy
53. Hootie
54. Aries Walker
55. bogie
56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd
65. bowser
66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT

2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz

Prince22
04-26-2006, 11:49 PM
Prince22

All night long, you'll be fighting the urge to go, "You've got something right ... here ... (brushing your upper lip)".

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KY/NY/ASSEHYRKQUQN.JPG



Uuuughhh!! Well at least I'll have a target to aim for.

Prince22
04-26-2006, 11:53 PM
So Rain Man......I googled this facethejury.com. Does you wife know you're a swinger?

luv
04-26-2006, 11:58 PM
Hmm...I don't do fat chicks, nor any sized girl with that kind of bitchy look. I'm afraid I'll have to decline your services Mr. Rain Man. Thank you anyways.
That's fat?

KChiefsQT
04-27-2006, 09:20 AM
Duuuude, you're slackin. It's been four days and still no date.

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:27 AM
So Rain Man......I googled this facethejury.com. Does you wife know you're a swinger?

She calls me Tarzan.

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:30 AM
Canadianchief

Not bad. Maybe you can win her undying loyalty by removing that fishhook from her mouth.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5691.jpg

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:33 AM
Saulbadguy

Um...if you can't score here, you're hurting.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=113&p=1

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:34 AM
Hootie

Okay, she gets two points for makeup skills alone. She should do that professionally.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/maya_/1.9.jpg

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:36 AM
Aries Walker

I hope you wanted a blonde in tight clothing.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KY/NS/KS/BUESSLNRQTBY.JPG

Delano
04-27-2006, 09:38 AM
Aries Walker

I hope you wanted a blonde in tight clothing.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KY/NS/KS/BUESSLNRQTBY.JPG

Wow, that shirt really accentuates her (bad) features.

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:38 AM
bogie

Awwww, how sweet. She's offering you a kidney.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NQ/KU/AQOLEZEUXPBN.jpg

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:39 AM
Updated waiting list

56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd
65. bowser
66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT

2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:41 AM
Maybe it's just the Maybelline talking, but I think hootie wins this one, despite a valiant topless effort by Saul's date.

Kraut
04-27-2006, 09:44 AM
Sign me up

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 09:45 AM
Wow, that shirt really accentuates her (bad) features.

Yeah, I think she needs some wardrobe coaching.

kregger
04-27-2006, 10:06 AM
I'm on deck! Think I'll take my shower now.

Stinger
04-27-2006, 10:17 AM
Updated waiting list

56. kregger
57. Rausch
58. CrazyHorse
59. Braincase
60. Weirdwolf
61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd
65. bowser
66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT
69. Kraut
70. Stinger


2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz

cadmonkey
04-27-2006, 10:24 AM
cadmonkey

Nice. A girl with a strong sense of style. (ahem, cough, cough)

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=73&p=1


I wouldn't toss her out of bed

bogie
04-27-2006, 10:32 AM
bogie

Awwww, how sweet. She's offering you a kidney.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NQ/KU/AQOLEZEUXPBN.jpg

I like her! I'm pretty sure she's saying tap it here, at least I can dream. Thanks Rain Man.

Aries Walker
04-27-2006, 11:00 AM
Aries Walker

I hope you wanted a blonde in tight clothing.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KY/NS/KS/BUESSLNRQTBY.JPG

Ouch. That hurts. I punt!

KChiefsQT
04-27-2006, 12:46 PM
Aparently, Rainman is in way over his head... so I'm here to help out. Yeahh.. I'm generous, you can thank me later.
56. kregger
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/592313371_l.jpg

57. Rausch
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/590172584_l.jpg

58. CrazyHorsehttp://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/549125718_l.jpg

KChiefsQT
04-27-2006, 12:54 PM
59. Braincase
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/593700085_l.jpg

61. Stevie Ray

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/351308804_l.jpg

60. WeirdWolf
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/527865731_l.jpg

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 12:54 PM
Hey! Hey! Stop pimpin' yo' ho's on mah cornah, woman!

KChiefsQT
04-27-2006, 12:56 PM
Hey! Hey! Stop pimpin' yo' ho's on mah cornah, woman!
haahah... I have some spares, meanwhile all your mediocore girls seem to be occupied. :)

Aries Walker
04-27-2006, 01:05 PM
I wish you had been handing them out about a page ago.

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 01:09 PM
These people are like starving horses! You can't give them all of the women at once, or they'll founder! You'll kill them all!

(No offense, chiefsplanet daters.)

Bowser
04-27-2006, 01:51 PM
Looks like Photobucket stole all of QT's thunder. Or Rain Man is one fierce pimp. You decide.

KChiefsQT
04-27-2006, 01:56 PM
Looks like Photobucket stole all of QT's thunder. Or Rain Man is one fierce pimp. You decide.
Actually, the first three girls I know, so they are more than welcome to steal my thunder anyday... from there I had to do some searching!

morphius
04-27-2006, 01:58 PM
Actually, the first three girls I know, so they are more than welcome to steal my thunder anyday... from there I had to do some searching!
That doesn't help since we can't see the pictures anymore...

Rain Man
04-27-2006, 02:00 PM
I've got my plane tickets and a bag of oranges, and I'm on my way now to take care of this pimp who's infringing on my turf.

CanadianChief
04-27-2006, 02:17 PM
Canadianchief

Not bad. Maybe you can win her undying loyalty by removing that fishhook from her mouth.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5691.jpg

I don't see anything in the post??? If this like one of those invisible girls I used to have sex with in college?

Rausch
04-27-2006, 02:19 PM
I've got my plane tickets and a bag of oranges, and I'm on my way now to take care of this pimp who's infringing on my turf.

I know I'll regret this but.....hook me up wif a date, playa'!

CanadianChief
04-27-2006, 02:27 PM
I don't see anything in the post??? If this like one of those invisible girls I used to have sex with in college?

Nevermind...the link to the picture was just blocked at work.

I can't say I'm too upset...she looks like she'll put out on the first date!

stumppy
04-28-2006, 03:04 AM
Ouch. That hurts. I punt!



Woooooo Hoooooooooo, mines not fat, mines not fat. Yeeeeessssssssss.

el borracho
04-28-2006, 05:08 AM
Woooooo Hoooooooooo, mines not fat, mines not fat. Yeeeeessssssssss.
Are you two still an item? You keep talking about her like it might be serious.

Rain Man
04-28-2006, 04:07 PM
Okay, don't worry about the rival pimp who's been infringing on my turf. She's been arrested, and when her date comes up, I'll also assign her a female cellmate.

kregger

You get a nice all-american girl next door, perhaps with a little slight depression.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5657.jpg

Rain Man
04-28-2006, 04:09 PM
Rausch

Your date looks like she should be doing TV commercials for furniture polish or something. "Lemon Pledge makes my house look like a castle."

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/Ka/KaraLeighV.jpg

Donger
04-28-2006, 04:11 PM
I could use some company. Hook me up, please, Rain Man.

Rain Man
04-28-2006, 04:12 PM
CrazyHorse

My theory is that she's about 6'-3".

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NE/KM/ASAYNRREBGXF.jpg

ChiefsFire
04-28-2006, 04:13 PM
Saulbadguy

Um...if you can't score here, you're hurting.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=113&p=1
yeaaaaaa


givea slam dunk to a k stater and watch him clang it off the back iron

Rain Man
04-28-2006, 04:15 PM
Braincase

I think she's flirting with you. What a tease.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=117&p=1

Rain Man
04-28-2006, 04:17 PM
Weirdwolf

She doesn't seem weird enough to fully appreciate your dating/game costume.

http://www.afrohotornot.com/pics/AlIQDF7LoOik.jpg

Rain Man
04-28-2006, 04:21 PM
Nevermind...the link to the picture was just blocked at work.

I can't say I'm too upset...she looks like she'll put out on the first date!

With the entire restaurant.

Rain Man
04-28-2006, 04:23 PM
Updated waiting list

61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd
65. bowser
66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT
69. Kraut
70. Stinger
71. Donger


2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz

Rain Man
04-28-2006, 04:24 PM
kregger and Rausch seem to be today's winners, but I think Rausch takes the big win. She seems so happy, and I'll bet her four-bedroom, three-bath house is spotless.

el borracho
04-28-2006, 04:45 PM
CrazyHorse

My theory is that she's about 6'-3".

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NE/KM/ASAYNRREBGXF.jpg
6'3", 185 lbs. ROFL

Try not to upset her, Crazy Horse, and nobody gets hurt.

kregger
04-29-2006, 01:35 AM
Okay, don't worry about the rival pimp who's been infringing on my turf. She's been arrested, and when her date comes up, I'll also assign her a female cellmate.

kregger

You get a nice all-american girl next door, perhaps with a little slight depression.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5657.jpg
Wow, I get Mackenzie Phillips and I always really liked Valerie Bertinelli.

Short Leash Hootie
04-29-2006, 02:57 AM
Hootie

Okay, she gets two points for makeup skills alone. She should do that professionally.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/maya_/1.9.jpg
I'd hit it.

angel
04-29-2006, 07:34 AM
Updated waiting list

61. stevieray
62. OldTownChief
63. Captain Obvious
64. trndobrd
65. bowser
66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT
69. Kraut
70. Stinger
71. Donger


2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz

can I get on the list?

CrazyHorse
04-29-2006, 08:08 AM
6'3", 185 lbs. ROFL

Try not to upset her, Crazy Horse, and nobody gets hurt.

Finally....a ridin' lawnmower.

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:04 PM
stevieray

She looks remarkably little like Priscilla Presley.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=135&p=1

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:07 PM
OldTownChief

Please fasten your seat belt. It's going to be a very turbulent ride.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HS/HU/KY/BZAQAZKLNXEM.JPG

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:09 PM
Captain Obvious

All I can say is, get a prenup.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=114&p=1

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:11 PM
trndobrd

If you close your eyes and run your fingers through her hair, you can pretend that she's Bo Derek in the movie "10".

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HR/HY/HR/AQERHQAWBCUC.bmp

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:13 PM
bowser

[No comment. Rain Man is down on the floor hyperventilating.]


http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=156&p=1

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:14 PM
Updated waiting list

66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT
69. Kraut
70. Stinger
71. Donger
72. Angel


2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:16 PM
This appears to be a feast or famine day, though I think at least one of the feasts may be serving crabs.

Bowser, bowser, bowser. What did you do in life to deserve that date?

el borracho
05-01-2006, 01:44 PM
At last Stumpy can make fun of someone else's date.

Sorry, Stevie.

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:49 PM
Yeah, Stevie got his money's worth out of this.

trndobrd
05-01-2006, 01:56 PM
My date looks angry...and scary.

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 02:00 PM
I think she has a certain sadness about her. A deep-seated longing for a strong midwestern man to love her and hold her and help her lead the Great American Dream.

Either that, or the sadness is because someone just told her that she looks like Allen Iverson.

stevieray
05-01-2006, 02:00 PM
stevieray

She looks remarkably little like Priscilla Presley.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=135&p=1

I think you have me confused with endelt.

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 02:03 PM
I think you have me confused with endelt.

I knew this was coming, it's what happens when you have a hot wife.

It's love at first sight, and you know it.

stevieray
05-01-2006, 02:08 PM
It's love at first sight, and you know it.

she said to the double cheeseburger.

trndobrd
05-01-2006, 04:25 PM
I think she has a certain sadness about her. A deep-seated longing for a strong midwestern man to love her and hold her and help her lead the Great American Dream.

Either that, or the sadness is because someone just told her that she looks like Allen Iverson.


She doesn't have ink like AI, but I doubt she would get along very well with Larry Brown.

Talisman
05-01-2006, 11:21 PM
Stevieray, your date does have a certain draw. Well, if you're close enough to get pulled into orbit around her, that is.

Rausch
05-01-2006, 11:24 PM
Rausch

Your date looks like she should be doing TV commercials for furniture polish or something. "Lemon Pledge makes my house look like a castle."

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/Ka/KaraLeighV.jpg

She looks eager to kill millions.

I'm sold.

If we wed do I...like...owe you something?