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luv
05-02-2006, 12:17 AM
stevieray

She looks remarkably little like Priscilla Presley.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=135&p=1
There is so much that's just WRONG about this picture.....

luv
05-02-2006, 12:19 AM
Updated waiting list

66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT
69. Kraut
70. Stinger
71. Donger
72. Angel


2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz
4. luv
I know it hasn't been quite a month yet, but I can only take this pretty boy for so long. Once my month is up, please hook me up with another. Much appreciated! :)

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 08:14 AM
She looks eager to kill millions.

I'm sold.

If we wed do I...like...owe you something?


Three Hostess Lemon Pies. Gawd, I love those things.

Bowser
05-02-2006, 08:43 AM
bowser

[No comment. Rain Man is down on the floor hyperventilating.]


http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=156&p=1

I apologize for my abscence as of late. I've just regained the use of my legs.

Any investors out there? Invest in Icy Hot and and frozen peas.

Rain Man, you are Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Kwanzaa Man all rolled into one. I will take a bullet for you.

SPchief
05-02-2006, 08:46 AM
Updated waiting list

66. hyperlite z06
67. Delano
68. KchiefsQT
69. Kraut
70. Stinger
71. Donger
72. Angel


2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz
4. luv
5. SPchief

While my first date wasn't all that attractive, she did involve me in a threesome with some other chick. Only bad news was that they weren't so interested in me.

DJJasonp
05-02-2006, 09:47 AM
Sign me up playa.....

Delano
05-02-2006, 01:59 PM
Three Hostess Lemon Pies. Gawd, I love those things.

I see you were distracted by pie. I hope at this point you are ready to resume your responsibilities as dating coordinator.

Bob Dole
05-02-2006, 02:05 PM
Okay.

Bob Dole has been promised that the bitch would get in the kitchen and bake Bob Dole a mother****ing pie in exchange for asking to be put on the list.

Bootlegged
05-02-2006, 02:19 PM
Ok, I'll play. I'd prefer mine with some roast beefiness please.

OldTownChief
05-02-2006, 04:15 PM
OldTownChief

Please fasten your seat belt. It's going to be a very turbulent ride.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HS/HU/KY/BZAQAZKLNXEM.JPG


I don't need to sign up for the 2nd date. I'm very happy with these but if the one on the left turns out to be a man I'm going to be very angry.

Bowser
05-02-2006, 04:34 PM
I don't need to sign up for the 2nd date. I'm very happy with these but if the one on the left turns out to be a man I'm going to be very angry.

I believe that's Jenna Jameson. If she's really a man, there is going to be a whole bunch of confused men around the world.

OldTownChief
05-02-2006, 04:47 PM
I believe that's Jenna Jameson. If she's really a man, there is going to be a whole bunch of confused men around the world.


Are you sure thats her? I thought these were her.

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 04:55 PM
hyperlite Z06

You getta a nice-a Italian girl. She make-a you nice-a dinner on your date.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KM/KM/EREMBMNAWJLG.jpg

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 04:57 PM
Delano

Your date appears to be too cool for school. Either that, or she's badly crosseyed.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/178065.jpg?29

RedNFeisty
05-02-2006, 04:57 PM
I believe that's Jenna Jameson. If she's really a man, there is going to be a whole bunch of confused men around the world.


That is not Jenna, you silly boy.

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 04:58 PM
KChiefsQT

You get a middle-aged man who is entrenched in his accounting or IT career.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/H8/KQ/EZE8B8EBASTB.jpg

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 05:00 PM
And since KChiefsQT was caught pimping and sent to jail, this is her cellmate.

I think she's kind of crazy. Better give her the top bunk.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KS/HZ/NM/EESMHUSCJMEH.jpg

RedNFeisty
05-02-2006, 05:01 PM
KChiefsQT

You get a middle-aged man who is entrenched in his accounting or IT career.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/H8/KQ/EZE8B8EBASTB.jpg

Hey, don't you go knocking accountants! :harumph:

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 05:05 PM
Kraut

What a pleasant young woman. And she can keep up a strapless evening gown.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img4342ef70101c1.jpg

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 05:06 PM
Stinger

Eh. I'm almost positive this is a girl.

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/co/countrygurl7.jpg

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 05:07 PM
Hey, don't you go knocking accountants! :harumph:

Hey, I assigned no value judgments. He just looks like an accountant.

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 05:08 PM
I think I would give hyperlite Z06 the win of the day here. That's amore.

OldTownChief
05-02-2006, 05:10 PM
I like mine the bestest.

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 05:15 PM
Updated Waiting List

71. Donger
72. Angel
73. DJJasonp
74. Bob Dole
75. Lattimer



2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz
4. luv
5. SPchief

KChiefsQT
05-03-2006, 10:51 PM
KChiefsQT

You get a middle-aged man who is entrenched in his accounting or IT career.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/H8/KQ/EZE8B8EBASTB.jpg
AYYYYYE AYYYYYE AYYYYE. THAT LOOKS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH LIKE MY FATHER YOU SICKO!!! YOU'RE FIRED.

el borracho
05-03-2006, 10:58 PM
Father figure

Thatís all I wanted, something special,
Something sacred in your eyes,
For just one moment, to be bold and naked
At your side

Sometimes I think that youíll never understand me
Maybe this time is forever, say it canít be

Thatís all you wanted, something special,
Someone sacred in your life
Just for one moment, to be warm and naked
At my side

Sometimes I think that youíll never understand me
But something tells me together, weíd be happy

I will be your father figure (oh baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine (Iíd love to)
I will be your preacher teacher (be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind (it would make me)
I will be your father figure (very happy)
I have had enough of crime (please let me)
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time

Thatís all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime
Thatís all I wanted just to see my babyís blue eyes shine
This time I think that my lover understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be strong

I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time

If you are the desert, Iíll be the sea
If you ever hunger - hunger for me
Whatever you ask for, thatís what Iíll be

So when you remember the ones who have lied
Who said that they cared
But then laughed as you cried
Beautiful darling, donít think of me

Because all I ever wanted
Itís in your eyes baby, baby
And love canít lie, no...
(greet me with the eyes of a child)
My love is always telling me so
(heaven is a kiss and a smile)
Just hold on, hold on
I wonít let you go, my baby

I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
So I am gonna love you
Until the end of time
I will be your father
I will be your preacher
Iíll be your daddy
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time

Kraut
05-05-2006, 09:41 AM
Kraut

What a pleasant young woman. And she can keep up a strapless evening gown.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img4342ef70101c1.jpg
Thank you ! I can live with that date :)

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 08:06 AM
donger

The date will go well as long as you don't put any open flames near her hair product.

http://www.afrohotornot.com/pics/ANkv2r100Mlo.jpg

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 08:07 AM
Angel

Honestly, I don't know why women like men. Here's your romance novel cover wannabe.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/178800.jpg?95

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 08:09 AM
DJJasonP

You did pretty well, unless she's reaching for a gun.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/spunky_chick/me.jpg

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 08:11 AM
Bob Dole

Senator Dole may be the oldest date at the prom.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/H8/NQ/GZBEAMAHFAPD.JPEG

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 08:13 AM
Lattimer

I detect some late-teen angst here. I'm guessing that you may have to help her see things straight.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/~MinX~/m.jpg

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 08:16 AM
Updated Waiting List

1st Date

None

2nd Date

2nd Date List

1. blueballs
2. gochiefs
3. Nelson Muntz
4. luv
5. SPchief

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 08:18 AM
DJJasonP is the winner today, I think. Pretty in Pink.

Bob Dole
05-08-2006, 08:53 AM
Senator Dole may be the oldest date at the prom.

It wouldn't be the first time...

Bootlegged
05-08-2006, 09:20 AM
Lattimer

I detect some late-teen angst here. I'm guessing that you may have to help her see things straight.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/~MinX~/m.jpg

Nothing that a day spa can't fix. I'm cool.

Stinger
05-08-2006, 10:10 AM
donger

The date will go well as long as you don't put any open flames near her hair product.

http://www.afrohotornot.com/pics/ANkv2r100Mlo.jpg

Wasn't she in that group Salt-n-pepa back in the 80's and early 90's?