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Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:45 PM
You may enter your name on this thread, and I will randomly assign you a mystery date from one of the many "hot or not" web sites that float around on the web. I will post the picture of your date so that others can see the matchup.

Rules:

1. This is purely a hypothetical service, so you will not actually get a date with the person.

2. One date per person, please. If the thread survives for more than a month, you can come back for seconds.

3. All dates will be randomly assigned. I will not feed you a person intentionally.

4. If you're married or attached, you may still participate under the hypothetical assumption that you are unattached. There is no judging here.

5. I will post no more than five mystery dates per day, and probably less than that. It depends on my time availability.

6. This is intended to be purely shallow and coarse. If these people didn't want to be ridiculed, they would not put their pictures up on the "rate me" websites.

7. Unless otherwise specified, I will assume that you would like a date of the opposite sex. If you are a noob or if you think there is some chance that I don't know your gender, please specify, as all dates are nonreturnable.

8. There will be a running waiting list. (Running and waiting?) If you want to get a mystery date, then you MUST copy and paste the waiting list into your post and add your name at the bottom.
So who wants to be first up? Give me your names, and I'll post the first five.

JimNasium
04-14-2006, 04:48 PM
JimNasium wants to play.

AustinChief
04-14-2006, 04:49 PM
Sign me up!

(remember I have the power to revoke POLLING privileges... :D)

Bwana
04-14-2006, 04:50 PM
WTF........do it Kev.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:50 PM
Mr. Nasium, meet your mystery date.

http://cdn21.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KL/KM/OLOYRUNJLYJP.bmp

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:51 PM
Sign me up!

(remember I have the power to revoke POLLING privileges... :D)

Mr. Austinchief shows up at the door to meet...

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175427.jpg?25

blueballs
04-14-2006, 04:51 PM
blueballs
pick me please
please

Woodrow Call
04-14-2006, 04:52 PM
Lord knows I could use a date :banghead:

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 04:52 PM
What else am I going to do this afternoon? Work?

Cochise
04-14-2006, 04:52 PM
Ooh, I need one. Female please.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:52 PM
WTF........do it Kev.

Mr. Bwana draws...I hope you're open-minded about the race thing.

http://www.nascentlove.com/nl/userphotos/set1/5891.jpg

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:53 PM
blueballs
pick me please
please

Looks like she's getting ready for prom. You may need to change your username.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/MzLATiNaLeB/me@dance.JPG

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:55 PM
Lord knows I could use a date :banghead:

Um...maybe just coffee.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=51&p=1

luv
04-14-2006, 04:55 PM
Looks like I'm too late to find my date for tonight.

Joe Seahawk
04-14-2006, 04:55 PM
Me Too!

Ari Chi3fs
04-14-2006, 04:55 PM
I will cherish her forever.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:55 PM
What else am I going to do this afternoon? Work?

Okay, let the jokes begin. (Random, I swear.)

http://cdn05.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/KU/K8/EQHMN8HRVNVN.jpg

Woodrow Call
04-14-2006, 04:56 PM
Um...maybe just coffee.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=51&p=1

ROFL Thanks

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 04:56 PM
Um...maybe just coffee.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=51&p=1
Good Lord. What was that thing's rating?

It's somewhat appropriate that she's from a site called "votemonster".

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:56 PM
Ooh, I need one. Female please.


I won't wait up.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175414.jpg?27

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 04:57 PM
Rain Man can't count for shit.

Bwana
04-14-2006, 04:58 PM
Mr. Bwana draws...I hope you're open-minded about the race thing.



Heh, next to some of the others you're posting, not to bad. :)

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:58 PM
Looks like I'm too late to find my date for tonight.

Is this a real person, or did someone put a movie star photo in the database?

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5893.jpg

blueballs
04-14-2006, 04:58 PM
Looks like she's getting ready for prom. You may need to change your username.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/MzLATiNaLeB/me@dance.JPG

astroglide lipgloss
my favorite

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 04:58 PM
I could use a date.

luv
04-14-2006, 04:59 PM
Is this a real person, or did someone put a movie star photo in the database?

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5893.jpg
I could never do that good in real life. Thanks.

Cochise
04-14-2006, 04:59 PM
I won't wait up.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175414.jpg?27

Yes!

This is gonna rule.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 04:59 PM
Me Too!

Joe shoots! He scores!

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/-UteBabe-/ME.jpg

big nasty kcnut
04-14-2006, 05:00 PM
kcnut waiting for miss right.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:00 PM
Rain Man can't count for shit.

Good point. I'll stop at 15 today since we're just starting.

Bwana
04-14-2006, 05:00 PM
Good Lord. What was that thing's rating?

It's somewhat appropriate that she's from a site called "votemonster".
Aww come on Brian. She looks like she could clean the entertainment center, smoke a fat crack rock, do an indian dance and give you skull...........all at the same time! ROFL

AustinChief
04-14-2006, 05:00 PM
Mr. Austinchief shows up at the door to meet...

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175427.jpg?25

Sweet! Mine looks drunk already!

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:01 PM
I'm at 8 right now. 7 more.

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 05:01 PM
Good point. I'll stop at 15 today since we're just starting.
Why make more promises you'll just break?

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 05:02 PM
Aww come on Brian. She looks like she could clean the entertainment center, smoke a fat crack rock and give you skull...........all at the same time! ROFL
I wouldn't allow my penis within 10 feet of that.

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 05:02 PM
Sweet! Mine looks drunk already!
Well, she did agree to go on a date with you...

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:02 PM
I will cherish her forever.

Just so everyone knows, this will be a PG thread. Which reminds me.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=12&p=1

Cochise
04-14-2006, 05:02 PM
I wouldn't allow my penis within 10 feet of that.

That's ok, I think she already has one.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 05:02 PM
I wouldn't allow my penis within 10 feet of that.

That shouldn't be too hard for you.

JBucc
04-14-2006, 05:03 PM
I'll probably get one of my cousins or something

KCHawg
04-14-2006, 05:03 PM
Ok, what the hell. I'll play.

Bwana
04-14-2006, 05:03 PM
Sweet! Mine looks drunk already!

Either that or she is hiding a shank under her shirt getting ready to kill you in your sleep. :hmmm:

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:04 PM
I could use a date.

To get you off to a good start, she's already in the back seat.

http://cdn15.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/HZ/NS/AMNYRYBTYKWB.JPG

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 05:04 PM
I'll probably get one of my cousins or something
So, much like your real dates then?

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 05:04 PM
To get you off to a good start, she's already in the back seat.

http://cdn15.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/HZ/NS/AMNYRYBTYKWB.JPG

SCORE!!!!

Bwana
04-14-2006, 05:05 PM
That's ok, I think she already has one.

Ba-hahaha! ROFL

JimNasium
04-14-2006, 05:05 PM
Mr. Nasium, meet your mystery date.

http://cdn21.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KL/KM/OLOYRUNJLYJP.bmp
:deevee:

JBucc
04-14-2006, 05:05 PM
So, much like your real dates then?No they wouldn't have it so I just had to settle for my sisters

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:05 PM
kcnut waiting for miss right.

I'd watch out for that shocker if I was you.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175401.jpg?8

Ari Chi3fs
04-14-2006, 05:06 PM
Just so everyone knows, this will be a PG thread. Which reminds me.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=12&p=1

That is a nice mountin' range.

big nasty kcnut
04-14-2006, 05:07 PM
I'd watch out for that shocker if I was you.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175401.jpg?8

Oh she getting a shocker alright.:fire:

luv
04-14-2006, 05:07 PM
Okay, let the jokes begin. (Random, I swear.)

http://cdn05.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/KU/K8/EQHMN8HRVNVN.jpg
I think I've seen Delt comment on nearly all of them except for his.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:08 PM
I'll probably get one of my cousins or something

Okay, this person is listed as a female. All dates are at your own risk.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5875.jpg

Dunit35
04-14-2006, 05:08 PM
I'll take a hit.

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 05:09 PM
I think I've seen Delt comment on nearly all of them except for his.
Your mind's playing tricks on you.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:09 PM
Ok, what the hell. I'll play.

She has a great personality. I swear.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/Babiie%20Bella/Bitch2.JPG

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 05:09 PM
Okay, this person is listed as a female. All dates are at your own risk.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5875.jpg
I think JBucc actually got himself.

leviw
04-14-2006, 05:10 PM
I'm in. I'll go out with anything....once.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:11 PM
I'll take a hit.

And the last for today is...hmm...might be good to go skateboarding with.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=155&p=1

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:12 PM
I'm in. I'll go out with anything....once.

You'll be the first one in next time.


New rule: if you're in, you have to provide a list of everyone above you on the list. I'll start with

1. leviw
2.

If you're next, copy the list into your post and add your name at the bottom.

ENDelt260
04-14-2006, 05:13 PM
I bet Dunit "runs into a door"

JBucc
04-14-2006, 05:14 PM
Okay, this person is listed as a female. All dates are at your own risk.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5875.jpg
I'll give "it" a shot. Maybe she just has a bad surgeon or went a little overboard on the botox.

Dunit35
04-14-2006, 05:14 PM
And the last for today is...hmm...might be good to go skateboarding with.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=155&p=1


She was a skater girl
He said see you later girl
She wasn't good enough for me
She doesn't have a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to take that stupid hat off.

She totally ruined that hat.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 05:15 PM
I'm a little broken up. I have to wait another month for my second date.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:16 PM
It would appear to me that Cochise walked off with the grand prize, or maybe luv2rite, even though I have no ability to judge male attractiveness.

I must admit that it's intriguing that Joe Seahawk's date came to the door wearing only a towel, though. That's worth some points.

luv
04-14-2006, 05:17 PM
It would appear to me that Cochise walked off with the grand prize, or maybe luv2rite, even though I have no ability to judge male attractiveness.

I must admit that it's intriguing that Joe Seahawk's date came to the door wearing only a towel, though. That's worth some points.
Mine looks pretty young, but he's definitely a cutie.

KCHawg
04-14-2006, 05:17 PM
She has a great personality. I swear.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/Babiie%20Bella/Bitch2.JPG
:Lin: I wouldn't hit that even with Ends @#$k and I understand he likes to large size his order.

Dunit35
04-14-2006, 05:18 PM
Maybe mine is atleast flexible.

Dunit35
04-14-2006, 05:18 PM
Mine looks pretty young, but he's definitely a cutie.


Well I'm glad you finally saw my pic on here and to think it only took a mystery dating service for you to find me.

Count Zarth
04-14-2006, 05:19 PM
It would appear to me that Cochise walked off with the grand prize, or maybe luv2rite, even though I have no ability to judge male attractiveness.

I must admit that it's intriguing that Joe Seahawk's date came to the door wearing only a towel, though. That's worth some points.

I thought blueballs' got the winnah. I like 'em slutty.

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 05:20 PM
I thought blueballs' got the winnah. I like 'em slutty.

But look at that smile on Cochise's gal. You just know that she's got some ideas she wants to try out.

leviw
04-14-2006, 05:21 PM
Maybe mine is atleast flexible.
She loves the half pipe. Not sure if that's a good thing, though...

Fat Elvis
04-14-2006, 05:21 PM
You'll be the first one in next time.


New rule: if you're in, you have to provide a list of everyone above you on the list. I'll start with

1. leviw
2.

If you're next, copy the list into your post and add your name at the bottom.


1. leviw
2. Fat Elvis

Dunit35
04-14-2006, 05:23 PM
She loves the half pipe. Not sure if that's a good thing, though...

I don't think it is a good thing. But maybe she can atleast get me into some sweet rock concerts.

Dave Lane
04-14-2006, 05:44 PM
OK

Dave

rad
04-14-2006, 06:13 PM
Am I too late??

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 06:15 PM
Dave and rad, you must follow rule 8. See Fat Elvis' post.

Fire Me Boy!
04-14-2006, 06:28 PM
1. leviw
2. Fat Elvis
3. Fire Me Boy!

Since I followed the rule, I assume Dave and rad aren't on the list...

rad
04-14-2006, 06:30 PM
1. leviw
2. Fat Elvis
3. Fire Me Boy
4. rad

booger
04-14-2006, 06:36 PM
Hook me up Dr. Rain Man

Rain Man
04-14-2006, 06:42 PM
Hook me up Dr. Rain Man

Updated waiting list.

1. leviw
2. Fat Elvis
3. Fire Me Boy
4. rad
5. booger
6. Dave Lane

Stay tuned for your mystery dates this weekend.

OnTheWarpath58
04-14-2006, 06:43 PM
I'm game....


Updated waiting list.

1. leviw
2. Fat Elvis
3. Fire Me Boy
4. rad
5. booger
6. Dave Lane
7. OnTheWarpath58

milkman
04-14-2006, 07:01 PM
Hook me up, Pimp...errr...Rainman

Updated waiting list.

1. leviw
2. Fat Elvis
3. Fire Me Boy
4. rad
5. booger
6. Dave Lane
7. OnTheWarpath58
8.SideWinder

ChiefsFire
04-14-2006, 07:12 PM
how much will this "date" cost me?


update
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire

stumppy
04-14-2006, 07:33 PM
update
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy



If you're hooking up any of my bitch's don't expect a cut.:Pimp:

KCChiefsMan
04-14-2006, 07:40 PM
ok, why not

update
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan

Talisman
04-14-2006, 08:16 PM
I'm in.

update
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman

Ari Chi3fs
04-14-2006, 08:39 PM
Rain Man Immortalizes Asses. Film at 11.

ExtremeChief
04-14-2006, 08:46 PM
update
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief

CHIEF4EVER
04-14-2006, 09:02 PM
What the heck.

update
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER

ChiefFripp
04-14-2006, 09:12 PM
I'll play if I haven't missed the boat.

Cave Johnson
04-14-2006, 09:37 PM
Let's see if the virtual me does better than the actual me.

update
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie

morphius
04-14-2006, 09:49 PM
I would participate, but last time I took part in a Rain Man hypothetical situation I died 4 times, was left blinded once, and crippled a few other times. I can't even imagine what he would set me up with, and I don't want to.

chefsos
04-14-2006, 10:27 PM
Damn, that's a long line. Think I'm gonna have to go to the pisser first. I might be back.

Talisman
04-14-2006, 10:36 PM
Damn, that's a long line. Think I'm gonna have to go to the pisser first. I might be back.
Good idea to go now. I have a feeling that after your date it might burn a little.

Lurch
04-14-2006, 10:37 PM
Let's see if the virtual me does better than the actual me.

update
0 Lurch
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch



Hook me up.

TrebMaxx
04-14-2006, 11:42 PM
Damn, this is good. I want mine!!!

1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx :p

greg63
04-14-2006, 11:48 PM
My mystery date is August 23. :D

luv
04-15-2006, 12:10 AM
Damn, this is good. I want mine!!!

1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx :p
Wow. I guess I'm the only chick here that's hard up for a date.

greg63
04-15-2006, 12:19 AM
Wow. I guess I'm the only chick here that's hard up for a date.

Hey Luv; there's 365 of them to chose from in one years time. :D

Guru
04-15-2006, 12:26 AM
Hey Luv; there's 365 of them to chose from in one years time. :D
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Old Dog
04-15-2006, 08:40 AM
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)

StcChief
04-15-2006, 09:41 AM
Rain Man... spin me a winner.

Over-Head
04-15-2006, 09:59 AM
SCORE!!!!

good lord, you couldn't score in a whore house with a pocket full of $100 dollar bills

mikey23545
04-15-2006, 10:41 AM
Well, hopefully the missus won't mind too much...

1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545

PastorMikH
04-15-2006, 10:58 AM
Is this going to turn into another bomber thread? Kevin comes up with an idea that garners lots of interest, loses interest in it himself, and moves on, leaving people hanging?


:D

chiefsfaninNC
04-15-2006, 12:39 PM
Well, hopefully the missus won't mind too much...

1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC


I would like to request a Kellie Pickler type please. Someone who is nice to look at yet very low maintenance due to her familial retardation.

The Pedestrian
04-15-2006, 12:47 PM
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)

Talisman
04-15-2006, 12:48 PM
Is this going to turn into another bomber thread? Kevin comes up with an idea that garners lots of interest, loses interest in it himself, and moves on, leaving people hanging?


:D
Long live the El Duderino.

Boyceofsummer
04-15-2006, 02:58 PM
"Quit that incessant laughing, were trying to sleep!"

KCChiefsMan
04-15-2006, 05:05 PM
"Quit that incessant laughing, were trying to sleep!"


thats classic!!

ChiefFripp
04-15-2006, 05:10 PM
1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp

Amnorix
04-15-2006, 07:44 PM
Comedy gold potential here, as usual for Rain Man. At least, until he sees how long the list is and decides to jump off the plane he is piloting to leave the rest of us hurtling to the ground. :)

Anyway

1 leviw
2 Fat Elvis
3 FireMeBoy
4 rad
5 booger
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix

Adept Havelock
04-15-2006, 07:48 PM
What the hell. Count me in. Note to self: Just don't let the old woman know about the date.

Catpoop
04-15-2006, 07:50 PM
Rain Man has no doubt been too obsessed with the Tournament of 64 to keep up here.

Lurch
04-15-2006, 10:22 PM
Rain Man? Ahh-Hhhhheemmmm. Or you wantin' a visit from Lenny and Guido?

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:29 PM
Okay, the next five on the list, coming up.

Lurch
04-15-2006, 10:33 PM
Okay, the next five on the list, coming up.

"Five"....is that Polish for sixteen?

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:38 PM
leviw

Looks kind of mean. Hopefully you can tame her.

http://www.ratingpictures.com/pics/img41c9ebc2975ff.jpg

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:39 PM
Fat Elvis

She's smiling at you. I think she likes you.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/cinnamongirl/SHEA.jpg

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:42 PM
FireMeBoy

Yogi. Nice date, and she won't cost you a fortune at the restaurant, either.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img40c3e3885d5ec.jpg

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:44 PM
rad

Okay, maybe she won't get into Hef's hutch, but not a bad bunny overall.

http://cdn06.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KR/KR/AQHROZEJHPEC.jpg

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:46 PM
booger

Is she rich, or is she just high maintenance?

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175680.jpg?45

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:46 PM
The updated waiting list.

6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:48 PM
I think that FireMeBoy may have been the winner of this round, even if she doesn't speak English.

luv
04-15-2006, 10:49 PM
"Five"....is that Polish for sixteen?
Patience is a virtue. Maybe that means you'll get a hottie.

Sweet sixteen.

luv
04-15-2006, 10:50 PM
I think that FireMeBoy may have been the winner of this round, even if she doesn't speak English.
You're still tops in my book for my movie star looking date. :)

stumppy
04-15-2006, 10:50 PM
Well..........................................






It IS Saturday night!!!!


(Impatiently tapping foot)

greg63
04-15-2006, 10:50 PM
"Quit that incessant laughing, were trying to sleep!"


Glad I could help out. I wish I could say that I came up with that pic all on my own; but alas I thieved it.

joesomebody
04-15-2006, 10:51 PM
I'm in!

6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody

dj56dt58
04-15-2006, 10:57 PM
Me 2

6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58

Reaper16
04-15-2006, 11:00 PM
26. Reaper16

This thread is fun.

RedDread
04-15-2006, 11:30 PM
27. RedDread


No Army chix plz!!

Ebolapox
04-15-2006, 11:39 PM
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1

mitchbade
04-15-2006, 11:42 PM
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade

leviw
04-15-2006, 11:42 PM
leviw

Looks kind of mean. Hopefully you can tame her.

http://www.ratingpictures.com/pics/img41c9ebc2975ff.jpg

Forehead size = Size of rest of face = Not good

I'd still hit it. Probably twice.

SLAG
04-15-2006, 11:56 PM
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade

30: Slag02

Jenny Gump
04-16-2006, 07:35 AM
:deevee:

Oh come on...you gotta admit, those eyebrows are hot.

Jenny Gump
04-16-2006, 07:40 AM
Oh hell, why not? What does one have to do to float to the top of the list? (everyone has their price)

6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. JennyGump

chiefsfaninNC
04-16-2006, 07:46 AM
Oh hell, why not? What does one have to do to float to the top of the list? (everyone has their price)

6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. JennyGump


If only I was number six on the list. Damn the bad luck!

CHIEF4EVER
04-16-2006, 07:51 AM
Oh hell, why not? What does one have to do to float to the top of the list? (everyone has their price)

:Elvis: Do ya REALLY wanna know? Uhhh..heheheheheheh. Uhhh..come to butthead. Hehehehehe.....

Fire Me Boy!
04-16-2006, 08:25 AM
FireMeBoy

Yogi. Nice date, and she won't cost you a fortune at the restaurant, either.

http://www.ratethisasian.com/img/img40c3e3885d5ec.jpg
PBJ PBJ PBJ

Fire Me Boy!
04-16-2006, 08:25 AM
I think that FireMeBoy may have been the winner of this round, even if she doesn't speak English.
I think you're right. PBJ

rad
04-16-2006, 09:05 AM
rad

Okay, maybe she won't get into Hef's hutch, but not a bad bunny overall.

http://cdn06.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KR/KR/AQHROZEJHPEC.jpg

Hey FiremeBoy, wanna trade?

Fire Me Boy!
04-16-2006, 09:20 AM
Hey FiremeBoy, wanna trade?
Hell no.

Adept Havelock
04-16-2006, 09:57 AM
6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. JennyGump

31. Adept Havelock

SLAG
04-16-2006, 10:03 AM
30. JennyGump

31. Adept Havelock

Im suppose to be 30:

if you check the time stamp's

:harumph:

Jenny Gump
04-16-2006, 11:02 AM
Im suppose to be 30:

if you check the time stamp's

:harumph:

my bad

Jenny Gump
04-16-2006, 11:04 AM
Fixed it.

6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock

StcChief
04-16-2006, 11:24 AM
Fixed it.

6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_dbf

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:09 PM
Dave Lane.

Her decorating skills aren't exactly up to snuff, but on the other hand she won't be trying to put girlie stuff in your house.

http://cdn51.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KU/HZ/ASHMAMBDTRKF.jpg

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:11 PM
Warpath58

You might want to check her ID before you round second base.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5868.jpg

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:14 PM
Sidewinder

A nice, solid girl who either works in a thrift shop or has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=57&p=1

luv
04-16-2006, 01:16 PM
Dave Lane.

Her decorating skills aren't exactly up to snuff, but on the other hand she won't be trying to put girlie stuff in your house.

http://cdn51.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KU/HZ/ASHMAMBDTRKF.jpg
That might be because it's a motel room.

luv
04-16-2006, 01:17 PM
Sidewinder

A nice, solid girl who either works in a thrift shop or has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=57&p=1
C'mon. Imagine her without the glasses, with a little make-up, and a hairstyle. She's a hottie!

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:17 PM
Chiefsfire

You open the door, and voila! A cute, buxom blonde appears, wearing a 12-piece setting of silverware around her neck.

http://cdn18.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/KS/KM/ASKLKZKBLAJE.JPG

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:18 PM
That might be because it's a motel room.

Oh, wow. She moves fast.

SPchief
04-16-2006, 01:19 PM
Fixed it.

6 Dave Lane
7 Warpath58
8 SideWinder
9 ChiefsFire
10 stumppy
11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:20 PM
C'mon. Imagine her without the glasses, with a little make-up, and a hairstyle. She's a hottie!

I must admit, I too see a lot of potential there. And glasses aren't always a bad thing, either. I like a girl with intellect-inspired myopia.

luv
04-16-2006, 01:22 PM
I must admit, I too see a lot of potential there. And glasses aren't always a bad thing, either. I like a girl with intellect-inspired myopia.
That's cool. They do need to be updated though. Maybe a nice wire rim.

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:22 PM
stumppy

As your last date before you head off to explore the world, you get set up with a gal who will inspire you to head off and explore the world.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5867.jpg

SPchief
04-16-2006, 01:23 PM
stumppy

As your last date before you head off to explore the world, you get set up with a gal who will inspire you to head off and explore the world.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5867.jpg

ROFL

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:25 PM
Updated waiting list.

11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief

milkman
04-16-2006, 01:25 PM
Sidewinder

A nice, solid girl who either works in a thrift shop or has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=57&p=1

I think there might be a rabbit in a pot in my future.

luv
04-16-2006, 01:27 PM
Updated waiting list.

11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
Finally another chick on the list! I'll finally have someone to compare my date to!

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:28 PM
In this round, it's easy to pick Chiefsfire as the big winner, but I, like luv2rite, think that sidewinder may be getting a steal.

KcMizzou
04-16-2006, 01:29 PM
Updated waiting list.

11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou


This thing's getting huge.

luv
04-16-2006, 01:29 PM
In this round, it's easy to pick Chiefsfire as the big winner, but I, like luv2rite, think that sidewinder may be getting a steal.
Men need to learn to look for potential. JMO.

Mosbonian
04-16-2006, 01:44 PM
Chiefsfire

You open the door, and voila! A cute, buxom blonde appears, wearing a 12-piece setting of silverware around her neck.

http://cdn18.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/KS/KM/ASKLKZKBLAJE.JPG

That way you can have your pie and eat it too....

mmaddog
*******

Mosbonian
04-16-2006, 01:47 PM
Men need to learn to look for potential. JMO.

I was taught to never argue with a woman, but in this case I'm tempting fate....

Everytime I hear someone say "they've got potential" I know that no one else would hire them...that's why they are looking for a job.

mmaddog
*******

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 01:47 PM
Men need to learn to look for potential. JMO.


That implies some sort of time investment, though. We make our decisions quickly. It's in our genes, from back when we had to make fast decisions about throwing the spear at the mammoth or developing agriculture.

luv
04-16-2006, 01:49 PM
That implies some sort of time investment, though. We make our decisions quickly. It's in our jeans, from back when we had to make fast decisions about throwing the spear at the mammoth or developing agriculture.
FYP ;)

Nelson Muntz
04-16-2006, 02:08 PM
Updated waiting list.

11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz

This thing's getting huge.

ChiefsFire
04-16-2006, 02:28 PM
Chiefsfire

You open the door, and voila! A cute, buxom blonde appears, wearing a 12-piece setting of silverware around her neck.

http://cdn18.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/KS/KM/ASKLKZKBLAJE.JPG


saweeettt

no complaints....no complaints what so ever

im hoping to replace the silverware neckchain with a nice pearl necklace for her

Dave Lane
04-16-2006, 03:26 PM
That might be because it's a motel room.

Hmmm maybe a bad sign for a girl!

Dave

Talisman
04-16-2006, 04:53 PM
Chiefsfire

You open the door, and voila! A cute, buxom blonde appears, wearing a 12-piece setting of silverware around her neck.

http://cdn18.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/KS/KM/ASKLKZKBLAJE.JPG
Silverware? Those are obviously Witherspoons.

I'm getting my hook-up from Kevin tomorrow. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.

stumppy
04-16-2006, 05:35 PM
stumppy

As your last date before you head off to explore the world, you get set up with a gal who will inspire you to head off and explore the world.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5867.jpg


You live in Denver ? Right ?


You think it was bad when your bike was stolen.





You'll pay..........yes, you will pay.

Amnorix
04-16-2006, 05:50 PM
You live in Denver ? Right ?


You think it was bad when your bike was stolen.





You'll pay..........yes, you will pay.

ROFLROFLROFL

ENDelt260
04-16-2006, 05:51 PM
Silverware? Those are obviously Witherspoons.
Oh wow. That was bad.

Talisman
04-16-2006, 06:29 PM
Oh wow. That was bad.
I bet you snorted a chuckle.

sedated
04-16-2006, 06:52 PM
That Hot or Not site is addictive.

Another picture comes and you must rate it.

cannot...stop...so...many...ugly...chicks

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 08:18 PM
Oh wow. That was bad.

What? What? I don't understand. I want to understand.

ENDelt260
04-16-2006, 08:22 PM
I bet you snorted a chuckle.
I think I groaned. But, that was a few hours ago, and I was stoned... so, who's to say for sure?

ENDelt260
04-16-2006, 08:23 PM
What? What? I don't understand. I want to understand.
Now here's an interesting philosophical question... did the joke go over Rain Man's head.... or was it just so brutal, it didn't even register as humor?

DenverChief
04-16-2006, 08:31 PM
Is there a waiting list?

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 08:41 PM
Is there a waiting list?

See Post 173 and add yourself to the bottom of the list. Whenever I log on, I'll serve as a love connection for the top five people on the list. Or sometimes eight. Or occasionally fifteen. It really depends on my mood.

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 08:43 PM
Now here's an interesting philosophical question... did the joke go over Rain Man's head.... or was it just so brutal, it didn't even register as humor?

It left tire marks on my scalp, and all of my Google searches merely show Reese Witherspoon threads, which then make me forget why I did the search in the first place since I love that little upper lip thing that she's got going.

ENDelt260
04-16-2006, 08:43 PM
Will DenverChief be assigned a gay man... or just some random man with no regard to sexual orientation?

ENDelt260
04-16-2006, 08:44 PM
It left tire marks on my scalp, and all of my Google searches merely show Reese Witherspoon threads, which then make me forget why I did the search in the first place since I love that little upper lip thing that she's got going.
The truth lies in what you perceive as mistakes.

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 08:49 PM
Will DenverChief be assigned a gay man... or just some random man with no regard to sexual orientation?

I figure that many of the women will convert to lesbianism after meeting their Chiefsplanet dates, so the sexual orientation situation is pretty fluid. For that reason, he will be assigned a randomly selected male.

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 08:50 PM
The truth lies in what you perceive as mistakes.

Reese Witherspoon is a Frankenstein-type creation with bolts in her neck?

That's the best theory I've got so far.

ENDelt260
04-16-2006, 08:51 PM
Wow.... it could be a "Best first date ever" story for one participant, and a "worst first date ever" story for the other all in the same night.

ENDelt260
04-16-2006, 08:52 PM
Reese Witherspoon is a Frankenstein-type creation with bolts in her neck?

That's the best theory I've got so far.
I think you're overthinking it.

My assumption was that he saw a blonde... and a silverware reference... and just threw out Witherspoon. Get it? Spoon?

Rain Man
04-16-2006, 08:54 PM
I think you're overthinking it.

My assumption was that he saw a blonde... and a silverware reference... and just threw out Witherspoon. Get it? Spoon?


Well....that's hardly repworthy. I was expecting some multi-tiered elaborate combination of pun, slapstick, satire, and parody.

booger
04-16-2006, 09:53 PM
booger

Is she rich, or is she just high maintenance?

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175680.jpg?45

Hopefully rich, cause I sure as heck aint.

Thanks Rainman.

I'd definatly bang her.

DenverChief
04-17-2006, 12:10 AM
Updated waiting list.

11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Denverchief

This thing's getting huge.

Prince22
04-17-2006, 12:40 AM
my as well make me #37

Nelson Muntz
04-17-2006, 02:36 AM
Updated waiting list.

11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief


Gay and you can't read, what a combination.

Talisman
04-17-2006, 06:39 AM
I think you're overthinking it.

My assumption was that he saw a blonde... and a silverware reference... and just threw out Witherspoon. Get it? Spoon?
I thought the chick looked like Reese Witherspoon and there was already a silverware reference in the post. I thought it was better than saying, "Hey, she looks like Resses Witherspoon's sister or something!"

I wish I had drugs to blame.

MahiMike
04-17-2006, 06:50 AM
woohoo!!! hit me!

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 11:28 AM
kcchiefsman

Her friends don't take good pictures, but I think that's your worst complaint about this friendly woodlands creature.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/Kristie_B/EZN8RZOJKVEB.jpg

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 11:31 AM
Talisman

Does the camouflage make her your dream girl, or Elmer Fudd's dream girl? Or both?

http://www.nascentlove.com/nl/userphotos/set1/5849.jpg

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 11:32 AM
Extremechief

She appears to be a little worried. Perhaps you can turn her frown upside down.

http://www.afrohotornot.com/pics/Ahv3oti84JjE.jpg

ENDelt260
04-17-2006, 11:34 AM
Extremechief

She appears to be a little worried. Perhaps you can turn her frown upside down.

http://www.afrohotornot.com/pics/Ahv3oti84JjE.jpg
The look on her face says one thing: "My date just walked through the screen door again... then he fell down the stairs, and managed to light his shoe on fire..."

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 11:34 AM
CHIEF4EVER


CHIEF4EVER draws a party girl. Don't waste your money on expensive wine with this chick.

http://images.ratedesi.com/members/175868.jpg?73

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 11:37 AM
Pittsie


You gotta love those eyes. And I usually prefer dark eyes, too. But...wowza.

http://cdn58.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/K8/HY/OMOLBMSUKRTE.JPG

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 11:43 AM
Updated waiting list.

11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 11:44 AM
All in all, this was a very good day to be a hypothetical client of Rain Man Dating Services, Inc. I think pittsie is the winner by a nose.

Dartgod
04-17-2006, 12:04 PM
What the hell...

11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod

munkey
04-17-2006, 12:13 PM
Count me in...


11 KCChiefsMan
12 Talisman
13 (lucky!) ExtremeChief
14 CHIEF4EVER
15 Pittsie
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 12:54 PM
Oops. My bad on the waiting list update. No double-dipping for today's bachelors.

16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey

cadmonkey
04-17-2006, 02:05 PM
I wanna play, I wanna play!!!!!!!!!

KCChiefsMan
04-17-2006, 02:23 PM
kcchiefsman

Her friends don't take good pictures, but I think that's your worst complaint about this friendly woodlands creature.

http://www.amihotornot.com.au/UserImages/Kristie_B/EZN8RZOJKVEB.jpg

eh, I'd hit it

kaplin42
04-17-2006, 03:18 PM
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42

Pants
04-17-2006, 03:34 PM
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike

Jenny Gump
04-17-2006, 03:35 PM
Where's my boy toy?

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 03:49 PM
Where's my boy toy?

The anticipation is half the fun, isn't it?

MOhillbilly
04-17-2006, 03:50 PM
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO

Talisman
04-17-2006, 05:16 PM
Talisman

Does the camouflage make her your dream girl, or Elmer Fudd's dream girl? Or both?

http://www.nascentlove.com/nl/userphotos/set1/5849.jpg
For a second there I didn't see her.

(This is a camouflage joke. Nothing more. Please do not look for a deeper meaning or attempt to find something rep-worthy in the comment. Thank you.)

She looks pretty wascally.

(This is an Elmer Fudd joke. Nothing more. Please do not look for a deeper meaning or attempt to find something rep-worthy in the comment. Thank you.)

Not bad, Kevin. I appreciate your services. She seems to be contemplating something. Unfortunately, if you sent her a pic of me, it's probably whether or not to jump off of that bridge.

Dunit35
04-17-2006, 05:55 PM
For a second there I didn't see her.

(This is a camouflage joke. Nothing more. Please do not look for a deeper meaning or attempt to find something rep-worthy in the comment. Thank you.)

She looks pretty wascally.

(This is an Elmer Fudd joke. Nothing more. Please do not look for a deeper meaning or attempt to find something rep-worthy in the comment. Thank you.)

Not bad, Kevin. I appreciate your services. She seems to be contemplating something. Unfortunately, if you sent her a pic of me, it's probably whether or not to jump off of that bridge.

She could be related to Gretchen Wilson. That could be cash money right there.

stumppy
04-17-2006, 05:58 PM
The anticipation is half the fun, isn't it?


Better watch your step.........I'm looking for you.






She's your sister. That's it!!!!! You stuck me with your homely little sister didn't you.:cuss:

Mr. Kotter
04-17-2006, 05:59 PM
Ah, what the hell....

16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 06:09 PM
Better watch your step.........I'm looking for you.






She's your sister. That's it!!!!! You stuck me with your homely little sister didn't you.:cuss:


What? You didn't like your pick? See if I ever match you up with a blonde twentysomething again.

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 06:11 PM
For a second there I didn't see her.

(This is a camouflage joke. Nothing more. Please do not look for a deeper meaning or attempt to find something rep-worthy in the comment. Thank you.)

She looks pretty wascally.

(This is an Elmer Fudd joke. Nothing more. Please do not look for a deeper meaning or attempt to find something rep-worthy in the comment. Thank you.)

Not bad, Kevin. I appreciate your services. She seems to be contemplating something. Unfortunately, if you sent her a pic of me, it's probably whether or not to jump off of that bridge.

I don't get it.

Wait. Now I do.

I don't get it.

Wait. Now I do.

You know, if she jumps off the bridge, it could be kind of like she posing in a wet t-shirt contest for you.

Pants
04-17-2006, 06:13 PM
I don't get it.

Wait. Now I do.

I don't get it.

Wait. Now I do.

You know, if she jumps off the bridge, it could be kind of like she posing in a wet t-shirt contest for you.

Gah! Stop slacking and post 'em!

Rain Man
04-17-2006, 06:17 PM
Gah! Stop slacking and post 'em!


Five per day, my friend. Five per day. Putting them all up at once would be like slugging down an entire bottle of root beer at once, instead of savoring it a little at a time.

stumppy
04-17-2006, 06:21 PM
What? You didn't like your pick? See if I ever match you up with a blonde twentysomething again.


With friends like you, who needs a friggin dog catcher.

thebrad84
04-17-2006, 06:55 PM
16 Lurch
17 TrebMaxx
18 truebigdog (WTF, it's just for fun)
19 mikey23545
20 chiefsfaninNC
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84

Umm...can..can I play pwease? :rolleyes:

Rain Man
04-18-2006, 01:14 PM
Time for Lurch to get his date.

She may be a little old for you, but she has a nice eye.

http://www.facethejury.com/images/photos/3S/3Scorpios.jpg

Rain Man
04-18-2006, 01:15 PM
Trebmaxx

You've got to like the artwork that she created around her outline.

http://cdn99.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KQ/KS/OZHEKLNHSFSV.jpg

Rain Man
04-18-2006, 01:17 PM
truebigdog

I'm pretty sure she's 18, but you might want to ask to be sure.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5847.jpg

Rain Man
04-18-2006, 02:06 PM
mikey23545

Don't stand her up. She looks sad already.

http://www.tenorone.com/uploads/PuertoRiican-9317127ffc003736b38b0c2f65efb5ab.jpg

Rain Man
04-18-2006, 02:08 PM
chiefsfaninNC

You get everygirl, the quintessential moderately cute but not stunning all-american female. I think I know this girl. I think we all know this girl.

http://cdn71.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/K8/HZ/AQKQRYAGJJMY.jpg

Rain Man
04-18-2006, 02:09 PM
Updated waiting list

21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84

Rain Man
04-18-2006, 02:10 PM
It would appear that trebmaxx got the pick of the litter this round, though I can't help but wonder if there wasn't a little photoshopping or something to the body. He'll have to report back afterwards.

munkey
04-18-2006, 02:22 PM
4 more days to my dream daaaaattteee!!!!

ExtremeChief
04-18-2006, 02:24 PM
The look on her face says one thing: "My date just walked through the screen door again... then he fell down the stairs, and managed to light his shoe on fire..."


I never lit my shoe on fire.

:banghead:

chiefsfaninNC
04-18-2006, 02:58 PM
If we have nothing to talk about we can always bake that potato in the middle of her face.

Cave Johnson
04-18-2006, 03:07 PM
Pittsie


You gotta love those eyes. And I usually prefer dark eyes, too. But...wowza.

http://cdn58.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/K8/HY/OMOLBMSUKRTE.JPG

I've done worse. Is it me, or are her mezmerizingly colored eyes just a little too close together?

Rain Man
04-18-2006, 05:03 PM
I've done worse. Is it me, or are her mezmerizingly colored eyes just a little too close together?

And her hair...is it lustrous? If you ran your hands through it, would it get tangled up?

ChiefsFire
04-18-2006, 05:22 PM
I've done worse. Is it me, or are her mezmerizingly colored eyes just a little too close together?
are you F***in serious??

if your that worried about her eyes being too close together,then someone needs to hunt you down and take away your male genitalia..

Over-Head
04-18-2006, 07:13 PM
Where's my boy toy?

Right here baby :D

COchief
04-18-2006, 07:22 PM
I've done worse. Is it me, or are her mezmerizingly colored eyes just a little too close together?

TrebMaxx
04-18-2006, 09:22 PM
Trebmaxx

You've got to like the artwork that she created around her outline.

http://cdn99.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/KQ/KS/OZHEKLNHSFSV.jpg

What a beast in the sack, but her teeth kept me up when I was trying to catch a few zzzzz's for recovery (they damn near glow). I soon found out how to use her rack for a shield and was able to continue on!!

Cave Johnson
04-18-2006, 10:10 PM
COchief, if you're analogzing my mystery date to Estalla Warren of Victoria's Secret, Planet of the Apes, and Kangaroo Jack fame, I don't see how they're in the same discussion. Props for finding a pic of GoChiefs, however.

Cave Johnson
04-18-2006, 10:15 PM
It would appear that trebmaxx got the pick of the litter this round, though I can't help but wonder if there wasn't a little photoshopping or something to the body. He'll have to report back afterwards.

Looks exactly like the airbrush function from Paint. Even so, still a good breast/waist ratio.

dred
04-18-2006, 11:24 PM
21 chico diablo (eh, might as well for laughs)
22 ChiefFripp
23 Amnorix
24 joesomebody
25.Dj56dt58
26. Reaper16
27. RedDread
28. H5N1
29. mitchbade
30. SLAGwhiney baby
31. JennyGump
32. Adept Havelock
33. nm_df
34. SPchief
35. KcMizzou
36. Nelson Muntz
37. Denverchief
38. MahiMike
39. Dartgod
40. Munkey
41. Kaplin42
42. Metrolike
43. MO
44. Mr. Kotter
45. thebrad84
46. dred

My luck couldn't be as bad over here as it was over at Patriotsplanet.

Or could it?

Let's see what you can do for me Rain man.

Rain Man
04-19-2006, 07:08 PM
Okay, who gets to hit the town with Mr. Chico Diablo? (Drum roll)

"I wish I could quit you, chico."

http://cdn61.amihotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/NU/K8/ESKYGLEVVAKW.JPG

Rain Man
04-19-2006, 07:10 PM
ChiefFripp

Well, the bad news is that she's got a kid. The good news is that she likes ferris wheels. The ugly news is that her sweatshirt may contain some sort of vulgarity unless she's an astronomer.

http://www.votemonster.com/image1.php?id=142&p=1

Rain Man
04-19-2006, 07:12 PM
Amnorix

For our friend Amnorix, I offer up the classic Jewish-American princess (I think). Her mother wishes you were a doctor, but she's not verklempt if her daughter dates a lawyer.

http://www.beautyorthebeast.com/bb/userphotos/set1/5776.jpg