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SNR
04-15-2006, 03:54 PM
I was watching that "Battle of the Gridiron Allstars" where they take players from each conference and put them in different events. Larry Johnson is supposed to be on one of the next couple shows.

Anyway, Day 1 of this year's competition had a team of Peyton, Lynch, Hines Ward, Joey Porter, and Todd Heap. The AFC did a great job winning the first two events. They lost the fishing contest only because Eli on the NFC caught most of his team's fish.

So then we get to the obstacle course. The AFC has better times on 3 of the 4 rounds. Except for Lynch's round.

John Lynch looked like a dipshit on the monkey bars, which slowed him down a lot, and also managed to **** them up, earning the AFC a 5-second penalty. He's slow on the slolam run (as he is in every kind of run) and when he finally gets to the wall climb, he tries 3 or 4 times to get his old ass up the wall, but keeps coming up short. Clinton Portis wasn't doing too hot on that wall either, but he at least managed to eventually climb over it. No, John Lynch didn't even make it over the wall. He ran around it and took a 10-second penalty.

The AFC lost by 5 seconds.

John Lynch needs to get kicked in the balls by the other members of his AFC team, because he has brought shame to this conference.

Douche Baggins
04-15-2006, 03:56 PM
Lynch is a bitch.

JBucc
04-15-2006, 04:00 PM
I saw that as well. What a pussy.

BCD
04-15-2006, 04:07 PM
:spock:

Tribal Warfare
04-15-2006, 04:12 PM
This is one of those who gives a shit moments

SNR
04-15-2006, 04:32 PM
This is one of those who gives a shit momentsAre you passing up an opportunity to bash an AFC West rival?

May I see your Chiefs fan license and registration please?

ChiefFripp
04-15-2006, 04:41 PM
What do you expect from a Bronco?

chiefsfaninNC
04-15-2006, 04:48 PM
This show must not be affiliated with the NFL in any way. First time a Donkey player has cheated and been penalized for it.

CHIEF4EVER
04-15-2006, 04:48 PM
Lynch sucking is a surprise? Guess what's gonna happen next. The Donx are gonna (in a SURPRISE move) replace him with someone cheaper who can run.

CHIEF4EVER
04-15-2006, 04:49 PM
This show must not be affiliated with the NFL in any way. First time a Donkey player has cheated and been penalized for it.

ROFL

Rep.

Bwana
04-15-2006, 04:55 PM
No surprise here. Lynch is old and tired.

CHIEF4EVER
04-15-2006, 04:58 PM
No surprise here. Lynch is old and tired.

Eggzactly. I would almost bet the farm that Lynch couldn't catch Willie Roaf 4 times out of 5.

Bwana
04-15-2006, 05:00 PM
Eggzactly. I would almost bet the farm that Lynch couldn't catch Willie Roaf 4 times out of 5.

Ouch! ROFL

BCD
04-15-2006, 05:02 PM
Dump on Lynch all you want. He's a better tackler than anyone on our secondary...

Douche Baggins
04-15-2006, 05:18 PM
Dump on Lynch all you want. He's a better tackler than anyone on our secondary...

No he's not. He's comparable to Sammy Knight.

Joe Seahawk
04-15-2006, 05:18 PM
I think it's quite clear that since the Seahawks left, the NFC has superior athletes... :p

SNR
04-15-2006, 05:54 PM
I think it's quite clear that since the Seahawks left, the NFC has superior athletes... :pI think it's more because you guys dumped John Lynch from your conference

SNR
04-15-2006, 05:55 PM
Dump on Lynch all you want. He's a better tackler than anyone on our secondary...Sammy Knight is the same kind of safety as Lynch. He's smart, excellent tackler, but slow as ****

milkman
04-15-2006, 06:23 PM
This show must not be affiliated with the NFL in any way. First time a Donkey player has cheated and been penalized for it.

Pretty good, n00b.

VonneMarie
04-15-2006, 06:27 PM
LJ pretty much smoked his NFC opponet on the obstacle course. I saw it on the previews.

Rain Man
04-15-2006, 10:23 PM
Lynch should've run over and head-butted Portis before he could get over the wall.