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'Hamas' Jenkins
04-18-2006, 11:42 AM
So I rented Wrestlemania V from Netflix the other day, and harkened back to my youth as the Hulkster 'hulked up' to defeat the Macho Man. Watching it, knowing now the wholesale fakeness of it, I still felt like a kid again even at 23 and it got me to thinking: if Hogan ran for president, I just might vote for the bastard.

Share your thoughts.

Kraut
04-18-2006, 11:54 AM
Well...He can't do any worse then those empty shirts in Washington now.

patteeu
04-18-2006, 11:58 AM
I'm sure he'd bring the kind of intellectual gravitas that you're looking for in a President.

oldandslow
04-18-2006, 12:06 PM
I'm sure he'd bring the kind of intellectual gravitas that you're looking for in a President.


...as opposed to the brilliant intellectual that sits there now.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-18-2006, 12:27 PM
Hogan is a much better orator than our current commander in chimp, and he possesses all the requisite skills of working a crowd.

Kraut
04-18-2006, 12:32 PM
.......

go bowe
04-18-2006, 12:40 PM
sometimes when the hulkster is making faces, he reminds me of mick fleetwood on the cover of rumours...

vailpass
04-18-2006, 03:30 PM
So I rented Wrestlemania V from Netflix the other day, and harkened back to my youth as the Hulkster 'hulked up' to defeat the Macho Man. Watching it, knowing now the wholesale fakeness of it, I still felt like a kid again even at 23 and it got me to thinking: if Hogan ran for president, I just might vote for the bastard.

Share your thoughts.

ROFL

Ultra Peanut
04-18-2006, 03:45 PM
Vote for me, BROTHERRRRR!!!!

Dave Lane
04-18-2006, 06:26 PM
I'm sure he'd bring the kind of intellectual gravitas that you're looking for in a President.


Same ole same ole...

Dave

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-18-2006, 08:31 PM
ROFL

Teaching college kids who are only 4 years younger than you has a way of overclocking your 'age', so to speak.

Chiefs Express
04-19-2006, 06:32 AM
Your choice for president just shows your total inability to understand politics, but then we've come to expect that from you.

Garcia Bronco
04-19-2006, 06:56 AM
I went to WMania IV

Radar Chief
04-19-2006, 09:00 AM
ROFL

Ah yea, 23.
When I was 23, ‘bout this time of year, I was stationed in Wurzburg, get’n fat on German beer and chase’n chicks with hairy legs / armpits.
ROFL Those were the dayz.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-19-2006, 09:10 AM
Your choice for president just shows your total inability to understand politics, but then we've come to expect that from you.

God knows, this thread is deathly serious. It's a required reading for terminal cancer patients.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-19-2006, 09:11 AM
Ah yea, 23.
When I was 23, ‘bout this time of year, I was stationed in Wurzburg, get’n fat on German beer and chase’n chicks with hairy legs / armpits.
ROFL Those were the dayz.

What would the reaction of a German Chick be if you gave her a Turkish Snowcone?

Mr. Kotter
04-19-2006, 09:21 AM
So I rented Wrestlemania V from Netflix the other day, and harkened back to my youth as the Hulkster 'hulked up' to defeat the Macho Man. Watching it, knowing now the wholesale fakeness of it, I still felt like a kid again even at 23 and it got me to thinking: if Hogan ran for president, I just might vote for the bastard.

Share your thoughts.

I knew you were young.....but 23? :spock:

That explains a lot. There is still hope for you.... ;)

Radar Chief
04-19-2006, 09:29 AM
What would the reaction of a German Chick be if you gave her a Turkish Snowcone?

Dude, German chicks are freaky like that. :thumb:

patteeu
04-19-2006, 09:35 AM
I knew you were young.....but 23? :spock:

That explains a lot. There is still hope for you.... ;)

I don't know, he's got a long way to go. I think it might already be too late for him unless he goes through a David Horowitz-style massive transformation.

Chiefs Express
04-19-2006, 06:57 PM
God knows, this thread is deathly serious. It's a required reading for terminal cancer patients.

With a response like the above you must be the one that is going beyond normalcy. You couldn't figure out humor if someone wrote it on the front of a truck and then run over you.

Take a chill pill.

listopencil
04-21-2006, 11:04 PM
Tom Cash.

Chiefs Express
04-22-2006, 07:29 AM
- ahem, shut your mouth -.

I'd tell you it's time for you to grow up, but I'm sure it's beyond you capabilities at this point.