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Taco John
04-18-2006, 11:32 AM
I know that people are always on the lookout for an easy way to make money. Here's an investment tip to consider.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original$1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.00.

Go put that money to work for you!

morphius
04-18-2006, 11:44 AM
Nortel, ewwww.

Count Zarth
04-18-2006, 12:28 PM
I hear Mike Shanahan invested $1,000 in this product's stock before the 1997 season:

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Hog Farmer
04-18-2006, 01:08 PM
If only your parents had invested .50 cents in a condom!

munkey
04-18-2006, 01:14 PM
If only your parents had invested .50 cents in a condom!

A .25 center would have sufficed...

Hog Farmer
04-18-2006, 01:16 PM
Coors light is 16.25 an 18 pack. $1000.00 /16.25=61.5 18 packs. Or 1107 cans. 25 cans per pound of alum. =44.28 pounds of cans. You're telling me that aluminum brings $4.86 per pound.


YOUR AND IDIOT!

Inspector
04-18-2006, 02:04 PM
I have seen this before.


I think it might have been here.