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Ari Chi3fs
04-19-2006, 01:12 AM
Man, if you have ever been to his crib... you would know that he is one of the most kick ass people, and best planeteers out there...

I declare Joe the CP-NIT champ.


OK...apparently N5H1OU812 decided to create a 'for real' NIT, please vote for JOE in St Joe. Nzoner deserves this. He is far cooler than you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=56323&stc=1

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:13 AM
you don't just DECLARE someone the CP-NIT champ...hell, when I get more time, I might just make CP-NIT tourney...

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 01:14 AM
An NIT? that's an interesting idea. Although, I don't think there is anyone not in the tourney with enough gumption to put that together. Certainly not me. :whackit:

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:39 AM
alright, I'm gonna make an NIT lineup... nominate someone if you want to, here's the list of possibilities so far

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:40 AM
alanm

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 01:40 AM
alright, I'm gonna make an NIT lineup... nominate someone if you want to, here's the list of possibilities so far

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ

wow, it really is an NIT

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:40 AM
eh, I have 32 people to come up with--after scouring names for a while, I have 8 names...this'll be fun

luv
04-19-2006, 01:41 AM
alright, I'm gonna make an NIT lineup... nominate someone if you want to, here's the list of possibilities so far

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
:eek: I made a list??? I think hell is freezing over.

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:41 AM
Did I make the other one? I don't even know, shows how much I pay attention.

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 01:41 AM
what about Mr. Kotter? I don't think he made the tourney and he usually has a good perspective. Perfect NIT material.

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:42 AM
hmmm... angel, Mcan...Sure-oz

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 01:42 AM
there's only about 4 of us up right now. That should help fill in some spots.

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:42 AM
I should be in some tourney just because I stand up against all of the people who are married to Tamba Hali.

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:42 AM
kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:44 AM
kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm

Jesus H Christ? What is my son doing in this tourney?

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 01:44 AM
You should nominate yourself like GoChiefs did. I don't think anyone actually nominated him.

luv
04-19-2006, 01:44 AM
kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
Cosmic Pal

luv
04-19-2006, 01:46 AM
beerme
4th and Long

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:47 AM
heh heh...

4th and long

the only requirements for this tourney are it's INVITE only... I'll invite em' if I think they belong, y'all are my selection committee... I can't come up with enough names, so I'll take nominations...and no, I'm not gonna nominate myself--that's just f*ckin' cheap

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:47 AM
kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:47 AM
beerme
4th and Long


Ditto! :thumb:

luv
04-19-2006, 01:47 AM
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:48 AM
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit


Luv :thumb:

luv
04-19-2006, 01:48 AM
grandllama

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:48 AM
21 names on 'the list'...I'll prolly have a finalized tourney by tomorrow

luv
04-19-2006, 01:48 AM
Luv :thumb:
I already made the list. :redface:

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:49 AM
Anyone said Mecca?

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:50 AM
Anyone said Mecca?

he's on the list already...

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:50 AM
I already made the list. :redface:

Ooops; color me slow and embarrassed.

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:50 AM
I should be nominated numerous times I can't believe people just forget about me.......

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:50 AM
Halfcan

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:50 AM
I should be nominated numerous times I can't believe people just forget about me.......

blame it on antoin cromartie :)

luv
04-19-2006, 01:50 AM
RedBull posts a lot about Chiefs stuff.
And why not the beloved QuikSsurfer?

Guru
04-19-2006, 01:51 AM
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit


Holy crap!!! :eek: You nominated Greg? ROFL Ehem, I mean... ME? ROFL

luv
04-19-2006, 01:51 AM
I should be nominated numerous times I can't believe people just forget about me.......
You're on the friggin' list. Quitchurbitchin'!

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:51 AM
blame it on antoin cromartie :)

LOL, I probably have more posts in that draft forum than anyone.....

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:52 AM
why not...

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama
jensen
redbull
quickssurfer

Guru
04-19-2006, 01:52 AM
Halfcan


definitely. :thumb:

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:52 AM
RedBull posts a lot about Chiefs stuff.
And why not the beloved QuikSsurfer?



I'm not quite sure why not. :D

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:52 AM
You're on the friggin' list. Quitchurbitchin'!

I was being sarcastic......

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 01:52 AM
you need a nOOb on the list to do this to in the early rounds. :spank:
:shrug:

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:53 AM
naw, halfcan's not making this list

Guru
04-19-2006, 01:53 AM
I was being sarcastic......


I'll bet she was too. :hmmm:

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:53 AM
naw, halfcan's not making this list

He is now going to blare Rush into your ears.

luv
04-19-2006, 01:54 AM
naw, halfcan's not making this list
Now, now. No personal preferences. More people want him than not.

Guru
04-19-2006, 01:54 AM
you need a nOOb on the list to do this to in the early rounds. :spank:
:shrug:


Well, lets see.... who signed up to the planet today?

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:54 AM
I'll bet she was too. :hmmm:

That's because she obviously wants me......

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:54 AM
you need a nOOb on the list to do this to in the early rounds. :spank:
:shrug:

haha, good try, n00b :p

Guru
04-19-2006, 01:54 AM
He is now going to blare Rush into your ears.


Sounds great to me. :rockon:

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:54 AM
Now, now. No personal preferences. More people want him than not.

it's ALL about personal preferences... the I stands for INVITATIONAL... :D

luv
04-19-2006, 01:55 AM
I'll bet she was too. :hmmm:
People can never read me. I really should try to remember those smilies.

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:55 AM
Sounds great to me. :rockon:

Oh no, not another Rush fan. This is proof to me that there is no God.

Guru
04-19-2006, 01:55 AM
That's because she obviously wants me......
ROFL

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:55 AM
tribal warfare

luv
04-19-2006, 01:55 AM
it's ALL about personal preferences... the I stands for INVITATIONAL... :D
And if we took a vote?

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:55 AM
I'm all giddy; I made the list! I wonder if I'd make it past the first round???? I'll ask my 8 ball it never lies. :D

Guru
04-19-2006, 01:56 AM
Oh no, not another Rush fan. This is proof to me that there is no God.
Nah, He is a Rush fan too. :harumph:

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:56 AM
And if we took a vote?


Remember Florida? :D

luv
04-19-2006, 01:56 AM
That's because she obviously wants me......
Someone wake this man up. He's obviously dreaming...

luv
04-19-2006, 01:56 AM
Remember Florida? :D
There are no Chads here (that I know of).

Mecca
04-19-2006, 01:57 AM
Someone wake this man up. He's obviously dreaming...

Are you saying that I'm not an attractive man? :deevee:

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:57 AM
There are no Chads here (that I know of).


ROFLROFLROFL

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 01:58 AM
kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama
jensen
redbull
quickssurfer
tribal warfare
chiefsfan58

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 01:58 AM
haha, good try, n00b :p

Fine! You'll regret this! You'll all regret this! (insert sinister laughing)

luv
04-19-2006, 01:59 AM
Are you saying that I'm not an attractive man? :deevee:
Now you're putting words in my mouth. Don't make me deliver the friends speech here in public.

greg63
04-19-2006, 01:59 AM
Are you saying that I'm not an attractive man? :deevee:



I think that's what she saying dude, but I heard she was near-sighted.







j/k Luv; don't hurt me.

Guru
04-19-2006, 01:59 AM
There are no Chads here (that I know of).


Don't you mean "hanging" chads?

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:00 AM
Now you're putting words in my mouth. Don't make me deliver the friends speech here in public.



Speach! Speach! Speach!

luv
04-19-2006, 02:00 AM
Don't you mean "hanging" chads?
Im not even going to go there. :harumph:

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 02:01 AM
It will be funny (and quite ironic) if Nzoner doesn't even make the field after being declared the winner. :)

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:01 AM
Im not even going to go there. :harumph:
ROFL

Mecca
04-19-2006, 02:01 AM
Now you're putting words in my mouth. Don't make me deliver the friends speech here in public.

Oh no not the dreaded "we're just friends" speech. Let me put the gun barrell in my mouth........

luv
04-19-2006, 02:01 AM
3AM has been my self-appointed bedtime. Time for me to say g'night all.

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:01 AM
It will be funny (and quite ironic) if Nzoner doesn't even make the field after being declared the winner. :)


Hell, that just may be a forgone conclusion.

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:01 AM
Don't you mean "hanging" chads?


ROFLROFLROFL


I was going to post something along those lines along with pregnant chads, but decency prohibited me.

luv
04-19-2006, 02:02 AM
Oh no not the dreaded "we're just friends" speech. Let me put the gun barrell in my mouth........
I've heard it so much that I have it memorized.

Mecca
04-19-2006, 02:02 AM
She's leaving before giving the speach........Huzzah.

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 02:02 AM
3AM has been my self-appointed bedtime. Time for me to say g'night all.

Yep, we are going to bed. good night. Please turn out the lamp honey.

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:02 AM
3AM has been my self-appointed bedtime. Time for me to say g'night all.


Good night Luv. See ya tomorrow night

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:02 AM
Alright!! here's the field of 32, in NO particular order...

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama
jensen
redbull
quickssurfer
tribal warfare
chiefsfan58
kcnut
SNR
bwana
over-head
cochise

There's some gods, there's some claudes, but it will make for an interesting 'tournament'

voting begins tomorrow after I unveil seedings

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:03 AM
ROFLROFLROFL


I was going to post something along those lines along with pregnant chads, but decency prohibited me.


Damn, I forgot about the pregnant chads. Damn that was funny chit back in 2000.

luv
04-19-2006, 02:03 AM
Alright!! here's the field of 32, in NO particular order...

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama
jensen
redbull
quickssurfer
tribal warfare
chiefsfan58
kcnut
SNR
bwana
over-head
cochise

There's some gods, there's some claudes, but it will make for an interesting 'tournament'

voting begins tomorrow after I unveil seedings
Bwana made the Madness Tourney, but gave up his seat to FAX.

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:03 AM
3AM has been my self-appointed bedtime. Time for me to say g'night all.


Nite Luv; thanks for the nomination. :thumb:

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:04 AM
Bwana made the Madness Tourney, but gave up his seat to FAX.

:thumb:

luv
04-19-2006, 02:04 AM
Yep, we are going to bed. good night. Please turn out the lamp honey.
I'm right behind you.

G'night all. Really going this time...

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:04 AM
Bwana made the Madness Tourney, but gave up his seat to FAX.

that constitutes a legal seat in this tournament... his tourney THERE was like the duke lacrosse team's... ended before it started--thus, he's allowed here

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:06 AM
I'm right behind you.

G'night all. Really going this time...


Sure Luv, sure. ;)

Count Zarth
04-19-2006, 02:06 AM
You should nominate yourself like GoChiefs did. I don't think anyone actually nominated him.

rageemur nominated me, jackass

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 02:07 AM
I tried to nominate FAX, but goatcheese wouldn't let me b/c of my nOOb status. I'm really sick of this whole nOOb thing. I'll grow out of it eventually I guess. I just feel that my passion for the Chiefs (that is what this board is about right?) is un-rivaled. That is why it's so goddamn frustrating!!! :banghead: :banghead:

Count Zarth
04-19-2006, 02:08 AM
voting begins tomorrow after I unveil seedings

I will respectfully request that you wait until we're done with the first tournament. We're already at four polls per day, any more is really pushing it.

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 02:09 AM
rageemur nominated me, jackass

must have missed that one. there are a lot of posts in that thread. I was not the only one that held that opinion.

Mecca
04-19-2006, 02:09 AM
GoChiefs is here to insult people in the thread........

Count Zarth
04-19-2006, 02:09 AM
GoChiefs is here to insult people in the thread........

I am not here to insult anyone. I think an NIT tourney is a good idea.

I will even volunteer to do the seeding for HN51 since I did the 64-person bracket.

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 02:10 AM
GoChiefs is here to insult people in the thread........

His mom must have been tossing and turning too much and he couldn't sleep.

Mecca
04-19-2006, 02:11 AM
It is a farse that an esteemed member of the planet like myself wasn't nominated in the other thread........

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:16 AM
I will respectfully request that you wait until we're done with the first tournament. We're already at four polls per day, any more is really pushing it.

I'll respectfully request that you shut the hell up...this tournament is the AFL of chiefsplanet tournaments, and we lay down for NOBODY...NOBODY, I tell you...

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:17 AM
I will even volunteer to do the seeding for HN51 since I did the 64-person bracket.

...no, I believe that you will NOT turn a perfectly good thing like the chiefsplanet NIT tournament into your own project... we will do the seedings ourselves, WITHOUT the no fun league's help...

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 02:18 AM
It is a farse that an esteemed member of the planet like myself wasn't nominated in the other thread........

It's all that USC propaganda from the football season. I'm a fan too, that's why it caught my attention. I grew up in Anaheim, but now I'm a Sooner.

Count Zarth
04-19-2006, 02:18 AM
I'll respectfully request that you shut the hell up...this tournament is the AFL of chiefsplanet tournaments, and we lay down for NOBODY...NOBODY, I tell you...

Please? We really don't need eight polls a day on the front page. It will just confuse people.

I will respectfully ask you again...may we please hold off on the NIT until the first one is done?

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 02:19 AM
I'll respectfully request that you shut the hell up...this tournament is the AFL of chiefsplanet tournaments, and we lay down for NOBODY...NOBODY, I tell you...

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Count Zarth
04-19-2006, 02:19 AM
...no, I believe that you will NOT turn a perfectly good thing like the chiefsplanet NIT tournament into your own project... we will do the seedings ourselves, WITHOUT the no fun league's help...

That's fine, I was just trying to help.

How are you going to seed?

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:19 AM
Please? We really don't need eight polls a day on the front page. It will just confuse people.

I will respectfully ask you again...may we please hold off on the NIT until the first one is done?

Full speed ahead, sulu

58-4ever
04-19-2006, 02:20 AM
Please? We really don't need eight polls a day on the front page. It will just confuse people.

I will respectfully ask you again...may we please hold off on the NIT until the first one is done?

Let the confusion begin. Out of chaos comes ORDER!!

Count Zarth
04-19-2006, 02:20 AM
Full speed ahead, sulu

How many polls are you planning to post and at what times?

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:21 AM
That's fine, I was just trying to help.

How are you going to seed?

I've already contacted the people behind the BCS formula to come up with a unique formula to calibrate seedings... interestingly enough, it will ALSO make julianne fries

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:21 AM
How many polls are you planning to post and at what times?

details tomorrow

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:24 AM
It is a farse that an esteemed member of the planet like myself wasn't nominated in the other thread........

Not only that, but it is a farce too. :D

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:24 AM
Full speed ahead, sulu


I need warp speed now, Scotty.

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:25 AM
I need warp speed now, Scotty.
I'm given her all she's got Captain......Oops wrong thread. :D

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:25 AM
I've already contacted the people behind the BCS formula to come up with a unique formula to calibrate seedings... interestingly enough, it will ALSO make julianne fries


Don't forget to include the QB rating system too. That is foolproof. You can be perfect on it and still have incompletions.

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:25 AM
Not only that, but it is a farce too. :D
ROFL

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:26 AM
I'm given her all she's got Keptin......Oops wrong thread. :D

Fixed yer post.

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:26 AM
Don't forget to include the QB rating system too. That is foolproof. You can be perfect on it and still have incompletions.

Not if Rich Scanlon is the QB.

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:27 AM
although I should point out that the seedings will follow no 'standard' like organized by post count... most likely they will go by perceived (by selection committee: me) post quality--but, if you post a lot, obviously, I'll be familiar with your work... thus, I'm going according to the ncaa determination of seeds

Demonpenz
04-19-2006, 02:29 AM
i nominate rageumr

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:34 AM
Fixed yer post.


Now yer gonna get me in trouble with a certain mod; what with ya fixin my posts and all. :banghead:ROFL

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:35 AM
Not if Rich Scanlon is the QB.


But of course. Scanlon can do NO wrong.

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:36 AM
But of course. Scanlon can do NO wrong.

ROFL
Exactly.


I gotta turn in.


Nite Planet!

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:37 AM
Now yer gonna get me in trouble with a certain mod; what with ya fixin my posts and all. :banghead:ROFL


Like you need my help with that? :rolleyes: ROFL

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:38 AM
See ya later dude.

greg63
04-19-2006, 02:39 AM
Like you need my help with that? :rolleyes: ROFL


...Hard to argue with that. ROFL



See ya later dude.


:thumb:

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:45 AM
Alright, can't sleep (insomnia sucks), so here's a preliminary bracket/matchup sheet

Guru
04-19-2006, 02:51 AM
Alright, can't sleep (insomnia sucks), so here's a preliminary bracket/matchup sheet

Sure_Oz huh. That is a tough first rounder. Hope I have a decent showing at least.

Ebolapox
04-19-2006, 02:54 AM
Sure_Oz huh. That is a tough first rounder. Hope I have a decent showing at least.

I think ya have a chance... rally up your 'crew' and get everyone mad at sure-oz...hell, try a smear campaign :p

Guru
04-19-2006, 03:02 AM
I think ya have a chance... rally up your 'crew' and get everyone mad at sure-oz...hell, try a smear campaign :p
ROFL I suck at politics.

How do you compete with those Jessica Alba pics of his anyway.

KCChiefsMan
04-19-2006, 04:07 AM
alright, I'm gonna make an NIT lineup... nominate someone if you want to, here's the list of possibilities so far

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ

hey.......sweet

Simplex3
04-19-2006, 05:28 AM
I tried to nominate FAX, but goatcheese wouldn't let me b/c of my nOOb status. I'm really sick of this whole nOOb thing. I'll grow out of it eventually I guess. I just feel that my passion for the Chiefs (that is what this board is about right?) is un-rivaled. That is why it's so goddamn frustrating!!! :banghead: :banghead:
You level of passion for the Chiefs is irrelevant to your noob-ness. If it makes you feel any better after 3 1/2 years and 10k posts there are several on here that still consider me a noob. It's a rite of passage.

Simplex3
04-19-2006, 05:31 AM
I will respectfully request that you wait until we're done with the first tournament. We're already at four polls per day, any more is really pushing it.
I think I speak for most posters when I say "go f**k yourself".

Simplex3
04-19-2006, 05:34 AM
Alright, can't sleep (insomnia sucks), so here's a preliminary bracket/matchup sheet
Huh. angel. We all know where this is going.

Even with the weight loss I think I still have bigger boobs than she does.


Well, it was just nice to actually MAKE the tourney. ROFL

gblowfish
04-19-2006, 06:47 AM
Wow...not making the tourney or the NIT? I must still be on probation for giving a sweatsuit to Rickey Clemons!!

Ari Chi3fs
04-19-2006, 07:27 AM
who the hell is H5N1? Also, I think since this farce of an idea is gonna see the light of day... Shaneo69 should be in, he always has witty, profound sports shit to add.

Skip Towne
04-19-2006, 07:32 AM
Bwana won't play. He bailed out of The Big Show.

milkman
04-19-2006, 07:51 AM
I thought the NIT in college hoops was the was the epitome of ridiculosity.

But I was wrong.

Not that it matters, but how the hell does that cat ****ing, computer nerd sucking Qockslurper make any tournament.

And you're a bitch Ebola.

Halfcan is a far better poster here.

ChiefsCountry
04-19-2006, 08:05 AM
Bastards.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138999

Nzoner
04-19-2006, 08:51 AM
I will respectfully request that you wait until we're done with the first tournament. We're already at four polls per day, any more is really pushing it.

Personally I think your polls are a decent offseason time killer and I've been voting on them but this is what's really pushing it so I'm echoing Simplex's thoughts,only I'll respectfully request,that you go f*ck yourself.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-19-2006, 09:23 AM
Man, if you have ever been to his crib... you would know that he is one of the most kick ass people, and best planeteers out there...


Well it's not like he opens up his own home to all of us for the annual CP weekend and then cleans up the mess afterwards.

Talk about disrespect.

Reaper16
04-19-2006, 10:41 AM
Just declare Nzoner the winner so as to reduce the number of threads.

Also, declare me the Baylor of CP, seeing as how I can't even make top 32 of the "NIT" and trolls/tards can. :)

luv
04-19-2006, 10:43 AM
Alright, can't sleep (insomnia sucks), so here's a preliminary bracket/matchup sheet
Well, I can see I won't be making it very far. It was nice to be invited.

Ari Chi3fs
04-20-2006, 11:29 AM
WTF is H5H1?

KcMizzou
04-20-2006, 11:41 AM
WTF is H5H1?Ebola

KcMizzou
04-20-2006, 11:43 AM
It would suck to face Jesus in the first round.

Saulbadguy
04-20-2006, 11:51 AM
It would suck to face Jesus in the first round.
It would seem like your namesake, you will be facing a first round exit in the NIT.

:)

BigMeatballDave
04-20-2006, 11:55 AM
I don't even qualify for the NIT.

Bwana
04-20-2006, 11:56 AM
that constitutes a legal seat in this tournament... his tourney THERE was like the duke lacrosse team's... ended before it started--thus, he's allowed here

Thanks, but no thanks..............I'll pass.

Bob Dole
04-20-2006, 11:56 AM
I think I speak for most posters when I say "go f**k yourself".

Respectfully, of course.

Saulbadguy
04-20-2006, 11:57 AM
I don't even qualify for the NIT.
Unfortunately, you are like yours and my favorite college team, Kansas State. Lots of posts, a long storied history, but can't even make the NIT.

Of course, that will change. :)

Bwana
04-20-2006, 11:58 AM
Respectfully, of course.

Without question. ROFL

Rain Man
04-20-2006, 11:58 AM
I can't confirm this, but I heard that Nzoner was in the big tourney, but then he tested positive for a banned substance: sophistication.

Bob Dole
04-20-2006, 12:17 PM
I can't confirm this, but I heard that Nzoner was in the big tourney, but then he tested positive for a banned substance: sophistication.


Suck up all you want to. You're not getting Bob Dole's room in St. Joe.

Nzoner
04-20-2006, 12:20 PM
Suck up all you want to. You're not getting Bob Dole's room in St. Joe.

Nope,Ali Chi3fs did though. :D

KcMizzou
04-20-2006, 12:24 PM
It would seem like your namesake, you will be facing a first round exit in the NIT.

:)I don't know. Luckily for me, Chiefsplanet is made up of 75% godless heathens.

Nzoner
04-20-2006, 12:28 PM
I can't confirm this, but I heard that Nzoner was in the big tourney, but then he tested positive for a banned substance: sophistication.

I had to look that up in my Wal-mart dictunary

chefsos
04-20-2006, 12:47 PM
Is that supposed to be me at 8c, against 4th and Long?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=56323&stc=1

a) Chefs!Chefs!!Chefs!!!
b) You've gotta be kidding. There's no way in hell I belong in this tourney over some others who are more deserving, NIT or not.
c) My Dirty Tricks committee has yet to dig up anything on 4th, and their only advice to me is, "Leave the bus running."

greg63
04-20-2006, 10:33 PM
Is that supposed to be me at 8c, against 4th and Long?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=56323&stc=1

a) Chefs!Chefs!!Chefs!!!
b) You've gotta be kidding. There's no way in hell I belong in this tourney over some others who are more deserving, NIT or not.
c) My Dirty Tricks committee has yet to dig up anything on 4th, and their only advice to me is, "Leave the bus running."

ROFLROFL
My committee has advised me not to unpack.

Ebolapox
04-20-2006, 10:45 PM
eh, sorry for the no tourney so far--busy as f*ck with classwork... as a matter of fact, I'm tearing myself away (kicking and dragging, of course) from a fuggin' research paper on the goddamned kitchen debate between nixon and khrushchev

should be posted some time tomorrow though, fwiw

SNR
04-20-2006, 10:58 PM
Hold the phone. I have some more nominations:

KCGannonStalker
memyselfi
American_Hero
KCJohnny
Freakshow
JDPrez
Crime_Fighter

NOW it's a tournament

greg63
04-20-2006, 10:59 PM
eh, sorry for the no tourney so far--busy as f*ck with classwork... as a matter of fact, I'm tearing myself away (kicking and dragging, of course) from a fuggin' research paper on the goddamned kitchen debate between nixon and khrushchev

should be posted some time tomorrow though, fwiw


Hey no worries; it's cool, as far as I'm concerned. :)

Count Zarth
04-20-2006, 10:59 PM
This lame ass ripoff is like the USFL vs my dominating league.

greg63
04-20-2006, 11:01 PM
Hold the phone. I have some more nominations:

KCGannonStalker
memyselfi
American_Hero
KCJohnny
Freakshow
JDPrez
Crime_Fighter

NOW it's a tournament


That's it; blow the bell curve why don't ya. :p

Ebolapox
04-20-2006, 11:06 PM
Hold the phone. I have some more nominations:

KCGannonStalker
memyselfi
American_Hero
KCJohnny
Freakshow
JDPrez
Crime_Fighter

NOW it's a tournament

heh heh...KCGS might make it now that bwana took his ball and went home...I'm gonna have to reseed/redo, which will take all of fifteen minutes or so--oh well, when it gets done, it gets done (and gochiefs can go eff himself)

Count Zarth
04-20-2006, 11:17 PM
I bet you don't have an awesome bracket like me. You just don't have the right people running your tournament.

Ebolapox
04-20-2006, 11:24 PM
I bet you don't have an awesome bracket like me. You just don't have the right people running your tournament.

OMGOMGIDON'THAVEABRACKETOMGOMGOMG

dude, I'M the people running the tournament...and if I really thought it mattered, I'd use my resources (ms paint) and my mad (ms paint) skillz to MAKE a bracket instead of rubbing one out like you do to 'your' tournament

I have just one phrase for you..."in one hour, the sh*t will REALLY hit the fan!!"

Guru
04-20-2006, 11:28 PM
Fight!!! Fight!!! Fight!!!

VonneMarie
04-20-2006, 11:28 PM
Hold the phone. I have some more nominations:

KCGannonStalker
memyselfi
American_Hero
KCJohnny
Freakshow
JDPrez
Crime_Fighter

NOW it's a tournament
JDPrez would win it all.

Logical
04-20-2006, 11:50 PM
Wow Jazzzlovr did not even make the NIT, you better hope she does not turn you all into stone. She is a mod you know.:harumph:

greg63
04-20-2006, 11:55 PM
Fight!!! Fight!!! Fight!!!



ROFLROFL

Ebolapox
04-21-2006, 12:00 AM
Wow Jazzzlovr did not even make the NIT, you better hope she does not turn you all into stone. She is a mod you know.:harumph:

eh, I rushed the list knowing fullwell that I didn't get everyone worthy... which is another reason I'm not putting them for vote yet...thanks for the assistance, though

greg63
04-24-2006, 07:06 PM
So, why wasn't halfcan invited?

Mr. Flopnuts
04-24-2006, 09:35 PM
So, why wasn't halfcan invited?



I agree. If there are 2 tourneys and halfcan isn't in either one of them then it must be rigged. 2 tourneys without a Rush fan is criminal

alanm
04-24-2006, 09:44 PM
I didn't make it either and I'm not complaining. It's a Goat cheese production. Who cares. :shake:

Count Zarth
04-24-2006, 09:47 PM
It's a Goat cheese production. Who cares. :shake:

As it turns out, alot of people.

greg63
04-24-2006, 09:49 PM
I didn't make it either and I'm not complaining. It's a Goat cheese production. Who cares. :shake:


:hmmm: Never thought of it that way.

Guru
04-24-2006, 11:01 PM
I agree. If there are 2 tourneys and halfcan isn't in either one of them then it must be rigged. 2 tourneys without a Rush fan is criminal


Hey, I'm a Rush fan. :harumph:

greg63
04-24-2006, 11:03 PM
Hey, I'm a Rush fan. :harumph:

Yeah!

:no smilie: For SNR

Halfcan
04-24-2006, 11:09 PM
I already have the undisputed title of King of the Noobs-that is enough glory for any man.

Ari Chi3fs
04-24-2006, 11:10 PM
I feel like a second-tier citizen

Simplex3
04-24-2006, 11:11 PM
I already have the undisputed title of King of the Noobs-that is enough glory for any man.
If you're their king you need to exercise better control. I think some beatings and torture are in order.

Halfcan
04-24-2006, 11:36 PM
If you're their king you need to exercise better control. I think some beatings and torture are in order.

I guess we need a 3rd torney-lol

Who is getting out of line?

Simplex3
04-24-2006, 11:38 PM
I guess we need a 3rd torney-lol

Who is getting out of line?
All of them? :shrug:

Like I can f**king tell the noobs apart. :shake:

luv
04-24-2006, 11:42 PM
If you're their king you need to exercise better control. I think some beatings and torture are in order.
Cool. I get to watch, right?

Simplex3
04-24-2006, 11:44 PM
Cool. I get to watch, right?
No, I have something special in mind for you. You don't mind handcuffs and rubber hoses do you?

luv
04-24-2006, 11:46 PM
No, I have something special in mind for you. You don't mind handcuffs and rubber hoses do you?
I've got the handcuffs.....

Hey, am I still considered a n00b?

Simplex3
04-24-2006, 11:47 PM
I've got the handcuffs.....

Hey, am I still considered a n00b?
An 8,000 post noob? Honey, in a few months you'll have blow past me in time spent around here.

I average just under 11 posts per day, you're just over 17.5.

Rausch
04-24-2006, 11:47 PM
I've got the handcuffs.....

Hey, am I still considered a n00b?

Yes.

But you're open for an application for

luv
04-24-2006, 11:48 PM
An 8,000 post noob? Honey, in a few months you'll have blow past me in time spent around here.
Well, you'll need to supply the rubber hose.

Halfcan
04-24-2006, 11:49 PM
I've got the handcuffs.....

Hey, am I still considered a n00b?

Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol

Simplex3
04-24-2006, 11:49 PM
Well, you'll need to supply the rubber hose.
No problem. The hard part is going to be getting my wife's approval. You work on that and I'll get some whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

luv
04-24-2006, 11:49 PM
Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol
You trying to get me on my knees?

greg63
04-24-2006, 11:50 PM
Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol
ROFL
My 8 ball was unaware that a question had been asked.

luv
04-24-2006, 11:50 PM
No problem. The hard part is going to be getting my wife's approval. You work on that and I'll get some whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
God, why can't you be single?

Rausch
04-24-2006, 11:50 PM
Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol

How 'bout that 8 ball goes small intestine deep where the sun don't shine?...

Halfcan
04-24-2006, 11:51 PM
I average just under 11 posts per day, you're just over 17.5.

That is a lot of hot air.

Simplex3
04-24-2006, 11:51 PM
Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol
Much like the rulers during the ancient times, one of the many Gods from the day will overrule you. This one's mine. Don't make me jam a lightening bolt up your ass and destroy your crops. Or something.

luv
04-24-2006, 11:51 PM
Yes.

But you're open for an application for
Before I apply...

What are the qualifications? Benefits package? Compensation?

Rausch
04-24-2006, 11:52 PM
You trying to get me on my knees?

I suspect a post-op poster...

greg63
04-24-2006, 11:52 PM
Much like the rulers during the ancient times, one of the many Gods from the day will overrule you. This one's mine. Don't make me jam a lightening bolt up your ass and destroy your crops. Or something.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Halfcan
04-24-2006, 11:52 PM
You trying to get me on my knees?

lol, I would never think of such a thing.

Rausch
04-24-2006, 11:53 PM
Before I apply...

What are the qualifications? Benefits package? Compensation?

You get to post meaningless bull$#it and we don't shove red-hot coals down yer bustle...

greg63
04-24-2006, 11:54 PM
How 'bout that 8 ball goes small intestine deep where the sun don't shine?...


...And I was being very good not to mention anything about my 4+4 ball; in fact that was the first post today to do so.

Halfcan
04-24-2006, 11:54 PM
ROFL
My 8 ball was unaware that a question had been asked.

You were busy so I called your direct hotline. :)

Simplex3
04-24-2006, 11:55 PM
...And I was being very good not to mention anything about my 4+4 ball; in fact that was the first post today to do so.
Hey halfwit, I think Tripod here is your first candidate for the Tower of Dumbdon.

luv
04-24-2006, 11:55 PM
You get to post meaningless bull$#it and we don't shove red-hot coals down yer bustle...
I already post meaningless bullsh!t.

You need to empty some pm's.

greg63
04-24-2006, 11:56 PM
You were busy so I called your direct hotline. :)

ROFL

Now how many times have I told you; that line is for emergencies only!

Rausch
04-24-2006, 11:57 PM
...And I was being very good not to mention anything about my 4+4 ball; in fact that was the first post today to do so.

Picking a more original source for yer' divinations and expertise might help.

For instance, my one-eyed syphallitic grandmother has never done me wrong.

(I predict no more than 3 people will fully get this joke...)

Halfcan
04-24-2006, 11:57 PM
Hey halfwit, I think Tripod here is your first candidate for the Tower of Dumbdon.

Tripod- ROFL

Rausch
04-24-2006, 11:58 PM
I already post meaningless bullsh!t.

You need to empty some pm's.

Yer bad, my male-box is exit only...

luv
04-24-2006, 11:58 PM
Tripod- ROFL
aka greg

greg63
04-24-2006, 11:58 PM
Picking a more original source for yer' divinations and expertise might help.

For instance, my one-eyed syphallitic grandmother has never done me wrong.

(I predict no more than 3 people will fully get this joke...)


ROFLROFLROFL

luv
04-24-2006, 11:59 PM
Yer bad, my male-box is exit only...
Do you not know who this is?

greg63
04-24-2006, 11:59 PM
Tripod- ROFL

Yep; I have evolved.

Halfcan
04-25-2006, 12:00 AM
I already post meaningless bullsh!t.

You need to empty some pm's.

I thought I was the only one you sent dirty PM's too??? :hmmm:

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:00 AM
Do you not know who this is?



My sources say no.

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:01 AM
I thought I was the only one you sent dirty PM's too??? :hmmm:

You too????

Simplex3
04-25-2006, 12:01 AM
Yep; I have evolved.
His balls only have 66.6% of the potency of a real man's so he has to augment with the third. Some evolutionary chain there.

luv
04-25-2006, 12:03 AM
My sources say no.
I thought guru's 8-ball was the one that says no. Yours only say yes.

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:03 AM
His balls only have 66.6% of the potency of a real man's so he has to augment with the third. Some evolutionary chain there.

Yer jealous.

grandllama
04-25-2006, 12:03 AM
grandllama

yeah! somebody remembers me around here ROFL

luv
04-25-2006, 12:04 AM
yeah! somebody remembers me around here ROFL
You're unforgettable.

Simplex3
04-25-2006, 12:04 AM
Yer jealous.
I'm second only to Rich Scanlon baby.

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:05 AM
I thought guru's 8-ball was the one that says no. Yours only say yes.

:banghead:
Ooops, I meant my 8 ball does not concur; it's all in how ya ask the question.

Halfcan
04-25-2006, 12:06 AM
Yep; I have evolved.

Yeah I don't think you mind getting insulted for having a big Johnson. Its all jealousy anyway Tri-lol

Rausch
04-25-2006, 12:08 AM
yeah! somebody remembers me around here ROFL

I was 10g from closing on a bar a week ago (property was only worth about 150k, and I'd had people estimate 20k in renovations.)

We were very close and I'd thought about calling you and Denny to open the first week (best DJ and best live band? Where could you go wrong?)

I'm getting so fed up with these near misses...

Simplex3
04-25-2006, 12:08 AM
Yeah I don't think you mind getting insulted for having a big Johnson. Its all jealousy anyway Tri-lol
Just because he has three balls doesn't mean his johnson is large. As a matter of fact evolution has force it to shrink to make room for that third nut.

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:08 AM
I'm second only to Rich Scanlon baby.


So why then would you be jealous????

Simplex3
04-25-2006, 12:11 AM
So why then would you be jealous????
The only person who's brought up jealousy is the halfwit king of the noobs. Inability to focus is part of the noob trait.

luv
04-25-2006, 12:12 AM
The only person who's brought up jealousy is the halfwit king of the noobs. Inability to focus is part of the noob trait.
I know someone not so n00b that has that same problem.

luv
04-25-2006, 12:13 AM
I was 10g from closing on a bar a week ago (property was only worth about 150k, and I'd had people estimate 20k in renovations.)

We were very close and I'd thought about calling you and Denny to open the first week (best DJ and best live band? Where could you go wrong?)

I'm getting so fed up with these near misses...
You open a bar and have them, too. I'm so there.

grandllama
04-25-2006, 12:14 AM
You're unforgettable.

~sniff~ ~sniff~... i'm either getting teary eyed or somebody farted in here....:deevee:

Guru
04-25-2006, 12:16 AM
I thought guru's 8-ball was the one that says no. Yours only say yes.

My 8-ball will kick your 8-balls a$$!!!

Rausch
04-25-2006, 12:16 AM
I know someone not so n00b that has that same problem.

Fah que...

Simplex3
04-25-2006, 12:16 AM
You open a bar and have them, too. I'm so there.
Someone hook this girl up with a real man that night please.

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:17 AM
~sniff~ ~sniff~... i'm either getting teary eyed or somebody farted in here....:deevee:


I have it on good authority that it was a cow.

grandllama
04-25-2006, 12:17 AM
I was 10g from closing on a bar a week ago (property was only worth about 150k, and I'd had people estimate 20k in renovations.)

We were very close and I'd thought about calling you and Denny to open the first week (best DJ and best live band? Where could you go wrong?)

I'm getting so fed up with these near misses...

you've made it your lifes ambition to get Denny and me to make nice huh ROFL

was it the same one, or did another come up? 20k isn't that big of a deal for renovations if you have cash flow... Meanwhile the one I was managing last year at this time (and the reason I missed 37 forever weekend) we dropped over $20,000 during the summer only to have the students totally ignore us when they came back from summer break. They preferred us being a shithole dive to a nice place for them to visit...

screw it, I'm DJing at a titty bar again ;)

Simplex3
04-25-2006, 12:17 AM
I have it on good authority that it was a cow.
Your mom posts here?

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:18 AM
My 8-ball will kick your 8-balls a$$!!!

Insolent and blasphemous!!!

Simplex3
04-25-2006, 12:19 AM
screw it, I'm DJing at a titty bar again ;)
How many Snatchbox 20 and Creed songs can you spin in one lifetime?

Rausch
04-25-2006, 12:19 AM
Someone hook this girl up with a real man that night please.

Not a problem.

Everyone I know is a whore or or drunkard.

In either case, she's drunk and laid...

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:19 AM
Your mom posts here?


Nope; but I hear yours does. Like mother like son.

Simplex3
04-25-2006, 12:20 AM
Nope; but I hear yours does. Like mother like son.
Uh, Ok. What's next? "I'm rubber, you're glue..."?



ROFL

chefsos
04-25-2006, 12:21 AM
Do you not know who this is?
I do. Did I miss some kind of name-changing frenzy around here?

Guru
04-25-2006, 12:21 AM
Nope; but I hear yours does. Like mother like son.
:lame:

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:21 AM
Uh, Ok. What's next? "I'm rubber, you're glue..."?



ROFL

ROFLROFL
Yeah, so there. That'll learn ya.

luv
04-25-2006, 12:21 AM
Not a problem.

Everyone I know is a whore or or drunkard.

In either case, she's drunk and laid...
Alright! I'm so there!

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:22 AM
:lame:

Look who's talkin.


ROFL

grandllama
04-25-2006, 12:23 AM
How many Snatchbox 20 and Creed songs can you spin in one lifetime?

I'm happy to report that I allow neither of those craptastic bands into the club :)

Halfcan
04-25-2006, 12:23 AM
Not a problem.

Everyone I know is a whore or or drunkard.

In either case, she's drunk and laid...

I am more of a drunkard than a whore.

Guru
04-25-2006, 12:24 AM
Look who's talkin.


ROFL


Boy you MUST be tired tonight. Back to padawan you go.

Rausch
04-25-2006, 12:24 AM
you've made it your lifes ambition to get Denny and me to make nice huh ROFL

Hey, it's who I am.

I make teh parties and make sure everyone leaves happy.


was it the same one, or did another come up? 20k isn't that big of a deal for renovations if you have cash flow...

No, it's not, but when you consider occupancy and how much you have to invest.....I offered what it was worth, and someone else offered more to be a travel agency.

Good luck with that... :rolleyes:

Halfcan
04-25-2006, 12:25 AM
I do. Did I miss some kind of name-changing frenzy around here?

Thats what I was thinking. I have a hard enough time focusing.

greg63
04-25-2006, 12:26 AM
Your mom posts here?

Here this is a little better:


Why yes; yes she does, and she want's me to tell you to stop stalking her; she's simply not interested in your extreme lack of manhood.