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jspchief
04-19-2006, 08:27 AM
He had Scrambled eggs, placenta steak, and umbilical links at about 4am this morning.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/18/cruise.holmes/index.html

Mecca
04-19-2006, 08:28 AM
Alright, now I won't be eating for the rest of the day, thanks.

chiefqueen
04-19-2006, 08:34 AM
Why don't you post this on every Internet BB and maybe you'll receive a congressional medal of honor for solving the nation's obsesity crises.

Ari Chi3fs
04-19-2006, 08:35 AM
Why doesnt John Travolta appear to be as ****ed up as Tom Cruise? Travolta is a Scientologist also... but man, Cruise is fruitloops.

Saulbadguy
04-19-2006, 08:37 AM
Sounds tasty.

way2kalm
04-19-2006, 08:45 AM
Why doesnt John Travolta appear to be as ****ed up as Tom Cruise? Travolta is a Scientologist also... but man, Cruise is fruitloops.

Think of Cruise as the Pat Robertson of Scientology.

Hog Farmer
04-19-2006, 08:46 AM
The breakfast of champions.

stumppy
04-19-2006, 08:54 AM
:cuss:

I WAS going to have a nice ribeye, eggs, hashbrowns, and toast this morning.

Deberg_1990
04-19-2006, 09:03 AM
I usually prefer my placenta deep fried in some batter.

Delano
04-19-2006, 09:05 AM
I usually prefer my placenta deep fried in some batter.

I like it cut up and placed in a bowl with some Pace Picante Salsa. It is really good on those Tostito scoop tortilla chips. The regular chips just cant hold all of the Placenta goodness but those little bowl shaped chips always come up with a heaping portion of Placenta and Picante.