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Bob Dole
04-19-2006, 11:08 AM
Bob Dole's dogs won't take a dump outside and all of the blooms have fallen off Bob Dole's azaleas.

Also, Bob Dole's car just doesn't seem to have the get-up-and-go it used to.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-19-2006, 11:09 AM
I loved that guy.

vailpass
04-19-2006, 11:11 AM
On a brighter note: nobody's wife has suddenly become grossly obese since he went away.

Skip Towne
04-19-2006, 11:13 AM
My life has fallen apart as well. I can't catch high school girls anymore.

ENDelt260
04-19-2006, 11:13 AM
My life has fallen apart as well. I can't catch high school girls anymore.
Maybe your van needs a tune up. I'm sure you'll be running them down again in no time.

DeepSouth
04-19-2006, 11:14 AM
On a brighter note: nobody's wife has suddenly become grossly obese since he went away.
This is true but QS's girlfriend did get knocked up.

HemiEd
04-19-2006, 11:14 AM
Did Tom Cash and Redrum69 go with him? I do miss Phil but not those two.

ENDelt260
04-19-2006, 11:15 AM
This is true but QS's girlfriend did get knocked up.
Luckily for him she's getting an abortion before she gets fat. And, before he sees "his" kid come out black.

Phobia
04-19-2006, 11:15 AM
Since I left my bowel movements have increased in frequency and consistency. It's like a fiber supplement raining from the heavens.

SNR
04-19-2006, 11:16 AM
Bob Dole's dogs won't take a dump outside and all of the blooms have fallen off Bob Dole's azaleas.

Also, Bob Dole's car just doesn't seem to have the get-up-and-go it used to.That's a shame. Just remember, Phobia loves you

...in a gay way

vailpass
04-19-2006, 11:17 AM
Luckily for him she's getting an abortion before she gets fat. And, before he sees "his" kid come out black.

:eek: OMFG

CosmicPal
04-19-2006, 11:19 AM
Since he's left, I've been sober.

Now that's some shit, man...

morphius
04-19-2006, 11:19 AM
Since Phobia Left...

Bob Doles facial hair has exploded

Bob Doles mother is now embarrassed by him

Phobia
04-19-2006, 11:19 AM
Since he's left, I've been sober.

Now that's some shit, man...

I've been meaning to ask, but didn't want to pressure you. I'm glad to hear it's going well. Congrats.

SPchief
04-19-2006, 11:20 AM
Thats weird

Since Phobia left, it hurts when I pee.

ENDelt260
04-19-2006, 11:20 AM
Bob Doles mother is now embarrassed by him

Are you sure that's a new development?

Brock
04-19-2006, 11:20 AM
It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing ...
I said nothing can take away these blues,
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you

It's been so lonely without you here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong?
I could put my arms around every boy I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor guess what he told me
Guess what he told me?
He said, girl, you better have fun
No matter what you do
But he's a fool ...
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you ...

All the flowers that you planted, mama
In the back yard
All died when you went away
I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you ...

htismaqe
04-19-2006, 11:21 AM
Since Phobia left, I've called every retail store within 100 miles and still haven't found an XBox 360...

htismaqe
04-19-2006, 11:23 AM
Thats weird

Since Phobia left, it hurts when I pee.

At least it doesn't hurt when you poop.

CosmicPal
04-19-2006, 11:23 AM
I've been meaning to ask, but didn't want to pressure you. I'm glad to hear it's going well. Congrats.

Thanks. Ironically, the last time I drank a friend of mine received a DUI that night. He just informed me yesterday he was pulled over the night before leaving our office. He had his license taken away and because he was driving w/out a license he now has to serve 30 days in jail and goes 5 years w/out a license.

Bob Dole
04-19-2006, 11:24 AM
Since Phobia Left...

Bob Doles facial hair has exploded

Bob Doles mother is now embarrassed by him

Bob Dole needs to come clean and admit that the bulk of the facial hair went away last Wednesday evening.

That never would have happened before Phobia left.

SPchief
04-19-2006, 11:24 AM
At least it doesn't hurt when you poop.


exit only my friend, exit only

morphius
04-19-2006, 11:24 AM
At least it doesn't hurt when you poop.
I don't know, I'd be a little worried for him if he pooped too easily...

ENDelt260
04-19-2006, 11:25 AM
Bob Dole needs to come clean and admit that the bulk of the facial hair went away last Wednesday evening.

Quitter.

And here I just started.

SPchief
04-19-2006, 11:29 AM
Bob Dole needs to come clean and admit that the bulk of the facial hair went away last Wednesday evening.

That never would have happened before Phobia left.


F*cking quitter.

morphius
04-19-2006, 11:29 AM
Bob Dole needs to come clean and admit that the bulk of the facial hair went away last Wednesday evening.

That never would have happened before Phobia left.
Tired of the police pulling you over for stealing the sports car?

chagrin
04-19-2006, 11:32 AM
I don't know, I'd be a little worried for him if he pooped too easily...

:Lin:

Bob Dole
04-19-2006, 11:36 AM
Tired of the police pulling you over for stealing the sports car?

The police incident was just funny.

It was more a matter of 90 degree weather combined with yard work, and the ensuing 20 minutes of struggling to extract all the grass and small animals from nearly 6 months of growth.

As a side note to anyone else who may undertake a similar endeavor: Do not attempt to sculpt 5+ months of facial hair into odd and meaningfull shapes after you've ingested 10 beers. You're really not as steady with the trimmer as you think you are.

The mop of hair and the eyebrows, however, remain intact. Bob Dole hasn't had a brush or comb through his hair since last Friday morning. The chicks are diggin' it.

Who knew that Greg Brady was so popular.

AirForceChief
04-19-2006, 11:37 AM
This is nearly as tearful as the time Bob Dole had to say goodbye to Curly...I said nearly...

Dunit35
04-19-2006, 12:32 PM
I don't know, I'd be a little worried for him if he pooped too easily...


Yeah if he comes in and out of the bathroom in a matter of seconds, then something might not be right.

Raiderhader
04-19-2006, 12:57 PM
All of me
Why not take all of me
Can't you see
That I'm no good without you
Take my arms
I want to loose them
Take my lips
I'll never use them

Your goodbye
Left me with eyes that cry
And I know that I
Am no good without you
You took the part
That once was my heart
So why not take all of me

Mr. Kotter
04-19-2006, 01:00 PM
Bob Dole's dogs won't take a dump outside and all of the blooms have fallen off Bob Dole's azaleas.

Also, Bob Dole's car just doesn't seem to have the get-up-and-go it used to.

Careful there mister; super-moderator Bob Dole will be along shortly to chastize you for mentioning Phil, including implied references to WPI.

Sully
04-19-2006, 01:13 PM
Phobia left?

burt
04-19-2006, 01:26 PM
"nipple"




















copyright Bob Dole 2006

Bowser
04-19-2006, 01:44 PM
Bob Dole needs to come clean and admit that the bulk of the facial hair went away last Wednesday evening.

That never would have happened before Phobia left.

And thus ends Bob Dole's dream of having his own Kloster sized cranium.

ENDelt260
04-19-2006, 01:44 PM
Where's the exclamation point?

Bearcat
04-19-2006, 02:08 PM
Since Phobia left, we keep getting these posts by one person mocking something that hasn't constantly happened in months.


Weird.

Calcountry
04-19-2006, 02:17 PM
Since I left my bowel movements have increased in frequency and consistency. It's like a fiber supplement raining from the heavens.You've been eating "Super Colon Blow" haven't you? :p

Fish
04-19-2006, 02:28 PM
My life has fallen apart as well. I can't catch high school girls anymore.

Up the dosage of tranquilizer Skip.... today's high school girls are quite a bit tougher than those of yesteryear......