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Sully
04-19-2006, 12:31 PM
I did a quick search to see if there was anything like this, but found nothing.
I think it would be helpful to many if there was a compilation of all the terms and phrases unique to this site, plus, it could be a fun thread.
So start it up and type out your favorite part of the ChiefsPlanet lexicon.

Stinger
04-19-2006, 12:33 PM
Paging Mr. Titus ....

Katipan
04-19-2006, 12:34 PM
eheheheeheh alpaca!! alpaca!!

Fried Meat Ball!
04-19-2006, 12:44 PM
Your and idiot.

Rausch
04-19-2006, 01:10 PM
Paging Mr. Titus ....

He could just copy n' paste and have this thing up in seconds. We could put it under the help section.

Geni0us!

Ultra Peanut
04-19-2006, 01:26 PM
Don't be disigerent.

sedated
04-19-2006, 01:28 PM
I am curious what "IMO" means

Rausch
04-19-2006, 01:29 PM
I am curious what "IMO" means

Emo douchebag + iPod...

Fried Meat Ball!
04-19-2006, 01:29 PM
sedated, in my opinion your and idiot.

milkman
04-19-2006, 01:29 PM
Why do we need a dictionary?

Most of us familiar with the Planet lexicon already know the contents.

Most that aren't familiar with it aren't intelligent enough to read a dictionary.

Baby Lee
04-19-2006, 01:30 PM
Maybe we could expand it to a form of wikiplaneta, where we could enter classic episodes, urban legends we'd like propogated, the etymology of references, etc.

Rausch
04-19-2006, 01:31 PM
Maybe we could expand it to a form of wikiplaneta, where we could enter classic episodes, urban legends we'd like propogated, the etymology of references, etc.

Perhaps we should just invade wiki-land?

:hmmm:

Baby Lee
04-19-2006, 01:31 PM
Emo douchebag + iPod...
http://www.jimpoz.com/quotes/images/speakers/phillips-e.jpg
HEY!!!

ENDelt260
04-19-2006, 01:39 PM
eheheheeheh alpaca!! alpaca!!
heh... and it's still in wikipedia.

Sully
04-19-2006, 01:43 PM
Maybe we could expand it to a form of wikiplaneta, where we could enter classic episodes, urban legends we'd like propogated, the etymology of references, etc.

I like this idea better than mine.

ENDelt260
04-19-2006, 01:46 PM
Speaking of wikipedia... someone needs to get off their ass and write a ChiefsPlanet article for this category (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Internet_forums).

Sully
04-19-2006, 01:47 PM
In truth, this is just a ruse on my part to get people to discuss a few of the ongoing jokes that I have never seen the origination of.
Every once in a while a term or conglomo of letters will pop up, and I have no idea what they mean, and don't want to be "that guyu" and spend all my time asking.

Of course, now I'm "that guy" who started an entire thread to get the answers.

Cormac
04-19-2006, 01:49 PM
"teh ghey"
Next to it, you can put a picture of Clint in Wichita

.

Ultra Peanut
04-19-2006, 02:01 PM
A Planet wiki would be genious.

Simplex3
04-19-2006, 02:14 PM
Maybe we could expand it to a form of wikiplaneta, where we could enter classic episodes, urban legends we'd like propogated, the etymology of references, etc.
Ok, this is a pretty sweet idea. That way we wouldn't have to constantly repeat stories for noobs (which sucks for us) or ignore them (which sucks for them).

ChiefsCountry
04-19-2006, 02:16 PM
nut hooks

SNR
04-19-2006, 02:24 PM
Emo douchebag + iPod...Holy shit
ROFL

That is some of your best work right there

milkman
04-20-2006, 07:35 PM
Ok, this is a pretty sweet idea. That way we wouldn't have to constantly repeat stories for noobs (which sucks for us) or ignore them (which sucks for them).

OK, and why do we care if it sucks for the n00bs?

Logical
04-20-2006, 07:41 PM
OK, and why do we care if it sucks for the n00bs?

looser

Talisman
04-20-2006, 08:06 PM
I admit, it's a combover

Talisman
04-20-2006, 08:15 PM
In case Titus doesn't stop by, here's the last copy of The Lexicon I found posted, circa May 2005.

The Lexicon:

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

milkman
04-20-2006, 08:44 PM
looser

STFD and STFU.

Iowanian
04-20-2006, 08:46 PM
Is Platadaddypus listed or is it still pending with websters and "ain't"


is "hoooooooooooooock" in there?

milkman
04-20-2006, 08:46 PM
In case Titus doesn't stop by, here's the last copy of The Lexicon I found posted, circa May 2005.

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Originally Posted by KCTitus
The Lexicon:

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

Titus is slipping.

Where is "Your and idiot"?

chiefsfaninNC
04-20-2006, 08:52 PM
Ok, this is a pretty sweet idea. That way we wouldn't have to constantly repeat stories for noobs (which sucks for us) or ignore them (which sucks for them).


What's a noob?

banyon
04-20-2006, 08:56 PM
What's a noob?

anyone with less posts than Skip

milkman
04-20-2006, 09:00 PM
What's a noob?

You.

Logical
04-20-2006, 09:18 PM
What's a noob?Too be honest n00B status changes.

There was a time long ago when the ancients roamed the Planet a n00B merely had less than 100 posts

Then at the dawn of the 2nd GWB cycle it advanced to 1000

Now anything less than 2000 pretty much assures n00Bdom plus you best not be a poster of the quality of QuikSsurfer or you may forever be termed a n00B because in reality you are a combination of nerd and b00B.

DenverChief
04-20-2006, 11:47 PM
Maybe we could expand it to a form of wikiplaneta, where we could enter classic episodes, urban legends we'd like propogated, the etymology of references, etc.

Have you been warning hot chicks about the dangers of lower back tattoos?

luv
03-28-2009, 08:37 PM
Too be honest n00B status changes.

There was a time long ago when the ancients roamed the Planet a n00B merely had less than 100 posts

Then at the dawn of the 2nd GWB cycle it advanced to 1000

Now anything less than 2000 pretty much assures n00Bdom plus you best not be a poster of the quality of QuikSsurfer or you may forever be termed a n00B because in reality you are a combination of nerd and b00B.

Where has this guy been?

Count Zarth
03-28-2009, 08:39 PM
luv why bump this old thread? jesus. :cuss:

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-28-2009, 08:53 PM
Where has this guy been?
He left a message on his profile a while back that he wasn't doing very well. I've been kinda worried about him.

luv
03-28-2009, 09:07 PM
luv why bump this old thread? jesus. :cuss:

Ummm, because you asked me to bump a thread from at least 2006, for some reason. I forgot about your criteria of having at least 100 posts. I saw Cronus' post, and I hadn't seen him in a while, so I thought I'd inquire.

Count Zarth
03-28-2009, 09:08 PM
Ummm, because you asked me to bump a thread from at least 2006, for some reason. I forgot about your criteria of having at least 100 posts. I saw Cronus' post, and I hadn't seen him in a while, so I thought I'd inquire.

Why tell a lie?

banyon
03-28-2009, 09:09 PM
Where has this guy been?

He is very ill and hospitalized the last time i saw him post.

Count Zarth
03-28-2009, 09:10 PM
Is Jim really in the hospital? My sincerest wishes for a speedy recovery.

StcChief
03-28-2009, 09:14 PM
Why do we need a dictionary?

Most of us familiar with the Planet lexicon already know the contents.

Most that aren't familiar with it aren't intelligent enough to read a dictionary.this. or choose to ignore it.

banyon
03-28-2009, 09:20 PM
Is Jim really in the hospital? My sincerest wishes for a speedy recovery.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=42

Buehler445
03-28-2009, 10:53 PM
Goddamn it. That's not uplifting....