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blueballs
04-19-2006, 04:40 PM
Lap dance
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A lap dance is a specific type of erotic dance, in which the patron is seated, and the dancer is either in immediate contact (contact dancing) with the patron, or within a very short distance. Lap dances can involve touching of the dancer by the patron, the patron by the dancer, neither, or both. This is generally dictated by the laws and culture of the city and country in which it takes place. They are usually offered in strip clubs or (somewhat more formal) gentleman's clubs. The dancers may be completely nude, topless with g-string bottoms, or fully clothed; the patron always remains fully clothed. A couch dance is a lap dance where the customer is seated on a couch.

Fire Me Boy!
04-19-2006, 04:54 PM
ROFL


At first, I was offended by the title, then realized you were ACTUALLY talking about strip clubs rather than smoking food.

Rep, man. Rep.

Baby Lee
04-19-2006, 05:00 PM
Will she grind your groin with her knee?

BIG_DADDY
04-19-2006, 05:07 PM
Lap dances RULE!!!! :clap:

vailpass
04-19-2006, 05:19 PM
Friction Dance in Miami strip clubs rule.

Otter
04-19-2006, 05:25 PM
I like to wear a paper thin pair of dress pants and no underwear when I get a lap dance.

http://www.riskytees.com/freelap.GIF

Baby Lee
04-19-2006, 05:26 PM
Friction Dance in Miami strip clubs rule.
Nothing beats chatting one up on the East Side, and taking her back to your place.
Watch out for the crazies, though.

blueballs
04-19-2006, 11:11 PM
bump
and grind

listopencil
04-20-2006, 01:41 AM
A lap dance is always better when the stripper's cryin'.

greg63
04-20-2006, 01:42 AM
No.


That is all.

tahnikijakaba
04-20-2006, 05:10 AM
soapies are better

ROYC75
04-20-2006, 08:04 AM
(I can hear Gochiefs comments ) You mean you can get a girl to rub your meat ? Ewwwwwww ....... :shake: