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chiefsfaninNC
04-20-2006, 03:38 PM
Albermarle Tribune
04/20/2006
Staff Writer


According to sources close to the Pickler family, Kellie Pickler has filed a lawsuit against Rod Stewart for sexual harrassement. During the airing of American Idol on Monday night interaction between contestants and Mr. Stewart were aired. For Ms. Pickler's segment an edited version was aired. Viewers saw Mr. Stewart compliment Ms. Pickler after her rehearsal with him was complete. After the compliment Ms. Pickler said, (heavy southern accent with hint of dizziness and a dash of familial retardation) " Wow, you sure took a load off my chest." What the viewers did not see was Mr. Stewart's response which is as follows, (raspy British accent) " First time I ever heard that love. In fact, if this was the 1970's I would be depositing a load there.". Mr. Stewarts' comment and Ms. Picklers' incestant giggling were not shown.

Count Alex's Wins
04-20-2006, 03:40 PM
Awesome. ROFL

bogie
04-20-2006, 03:45 PM
I thought I notice ole Rod kinda liked her.

Ebolapox
04-20-2006, 03:50 PM
ROFL

ole' rod is still going at it

Skip Towne
04-20-2006, 03:52 PM
I thought he was gay. He sure acts gay.

Count Alex's Wins
04-20-2006, 03:53 PM
I had never heard him sing before last night. He's terrible.

StcChief
04-20-2006, 03:53 PM
Not a good career move Ms. Pickler

won't be calling you Ms. Picker anytime soon...

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 03:56 PM
He just said what everybody else was thinking. ROFL

Kellie reminds me of the kind of girl you could say "it's OK all the girls do it" to and she would actually go right along with the program.

JBucc
04-20-2006, 03:57 PM
Which one is she?

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 03:57 PM
I thought he was gay. He sure acts gay.

Bisexual. Actually he is old enough now that you actually might have have a chance with him Skip. :)

Braincase
04-20-2006, 03:59 PM
I thought I notice ole Rod kinda liked her.


If ya want mah body an' ya think Ahm sexxxxxy, come on, Shuga, lemme know.....

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 04:02 PM
Which one is she?.

Skip Towne
04-20-2006, 04:02 PM
Bisexual. Actually he is old enough now that you actually might have have a chance with him Skip. :)
I've got my heart set on Elton John.

Ebolapox
04-20-2006, 04:05 PM
(raspy rod stewart voice)...someone...like you...makes it hard to live without....a load on your chest...(/raspy rod stewart voice)

hard to believe, he was actually a friggin sex symbol in the 70's

JBucc
04-20-2006, 04:05 PM
.I could deposit a load on that

Count Alex's Wins
04-20-2006, 04:09 PM
http://www.kelliefans.com/gallery/data/511/4748793_320X240.jpg

Duck Dog
04-20-2006, 04:15 PM
If that's sexual harrassement, I'd better start watching what I say.

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 04:17 PM
I've got my heart set on Elton John.

But he's married.

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 04:19 PM
I could deposit a load on that

I think just about any male wouldn't mind that. I wouldn't mind depositing loads in a few other places on her while I was at it.

RedNFeisty
04-20-2006, 04:43 PM
How stupid, the little bitch doesn't know that lyrics are words to a song, how would she know she was being sexual harrased. Stewart will probably give her money anyway, stupid little *wa* deserves nothing.

htismaqe
04-20-2006, 04:47 PM
There's no Albermarle Tribune...

RedNFeisty
04-20-2006, 04:52 PM
There's no Albermarle Tribune...

It is Albemarle Newspaper and the only thing it mentions about Picker is a note from her dad.

Phobia
04-20-2006, 04:54 PM
There's no Albermarle Tribune...

But there is an Albermarle Fishing Expedition and Guide. They're pretty successful.

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 04:55 PM
There's no Albermarle Tribune...

I just noticed that too. Created a nice visual though. :)

bogie
04-20-2006, 05:05 PM
Bisexual. Actually he is old enough now that you actually might have have a chance with him Skip. :)

Wasn't there a rumor going around in the 70's that he had to have his stomach pumped because it was so full of man juice?

chiefsfaninNC
04-20-2006, 05:06 PM
There's no Albermarle Tribune...


ROFL Incestant wasn't a dead giveaway? ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
04-20-2006, 05:10 PM
http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/289/pickler1oq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Count Alex's Wins
04-20-2006, 05:14 PM
http://votefortheworst.com/images/picklertruthprom.jpg

Count Alex's Wins
04-20-2006, 05:15 PM
By the way, Kellie Pickler is full of shit.

http://votefortheworst.com/pickler.html

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 05:15 PM
Wasn't there a rumor going around in the 70's that he had to have his stomach pumped because it was so full of man juice?

Yea I remember that story from a long time ago. Amazing if true considering how many hot ass women he has been with.

thebrad84
04-20-2006, 06:28 PM
Wasn't there a rumor going around in the 70's that he had to have his stomach pumped because it was so full of man juice?

That same rumor has been told with the likes of Alanis Morrisette, Elton John, David Bowie, and others....none of which are true. Why someone would make up a story like that is beyond me, but I'm pretty confident all of them have about a .0000001% chance of being true.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/celebrities/a/stomach_pump.htm

Go there if you don't believe me.

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 06:32 PM
That same rumor has been told with the likes of Alanis Morrisette, Elton John, David Bowie, and others....none of which are true. Why someone would make up a story like that is beyond me, but I'm pretty confident all of them have about a .0000001% chance of being true.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/celebrities/a/stomach_pump.htm

Go there if you don't believe me.

Well I never heard it about any one of the others only Rod.

thebrad84
04-20-2006, 06:35 PM
Well I never heard it about any one of the others only Rod.
Yeah, I had never heard about it with Rod Stewart...I had always heard it told as being Alanis Morrisette and she had that much semen in her stomach because she sucked off a line of male porn stars before the start of a concert because she felt it "helped her voice."

Mr. Laz
04-20-2006, 06:37 PM
that's not sexual harrassment ... that's being rude


girl needs to stfu and and worry about sucking simon's wang to win the idol contest.

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 06:38 PM
that's not sexual harrassment ... that's being rude


girl needs to stfu and and worry about sucking simon's wang to win the idol contest.


You know I have done Kellie about every way imaginable since this thread was posted.

bogie
04-20-2006, 06:38 PM
That same rumor has been told with the likes of Alanis Morrisette, Elton John, David Bowie, and others....none of which are true. Why someone would make up a story like that is beyond me, but I'm pretty confident all of them have about a .0000001% chance of being true.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/celebrities/a/stomach_pump.htm

Go there if you don't believe me.

Didn't say it was true, just remembered the rumor. Did you know Richard Gere got a gerbil stuck in his ass?

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 06:39 PM
Didn't say it was true, just remembered the rumor. Did you know Richard Gere got a gerbil stuck in his ass? ROFL

bogie
04-20-2006, 06:44 PM
You know I have done Kellie about every way imaginable since this thread was posted.

She's definately a little hottie. I'm not so sure she as innocent as she acts though.

thebrad84
04-20-2006, 06:44 PM
Didn't say it was true, just remembered the rumor. Did you know Richard Gere got a gerbil stuck in his ass?
ROFL
No, no i did not know that...but what they say is true...you learn something new every day and I have you to thank for that.

bogie
04-20-2006, 06:46 PM
ROFL
No, no i did not know that...but what they say is true...you learn something new every day and I have you to thank for that.

No problem. You just can't make something like that up. Know what I mean?

BIG_DADDY
04-20-2006, 06:53 PM
She's definately a little hottie. I'm not so sure she as innocent as she acts though.

None of them are

bogie
04-20-2006, 06:55 PM
None of them are


:)