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Ultra Peanut
04-20-2006, 04:12 PM
lololol

Coach
04-20-2006, 04:14 PM
024

StcChief
04-20-2006, 04:16 PM
WTF

Woodrow Call
04-20-2006, 04:16 PM
I plan on celebrating in proper fashion after work.

Nzoner
04-20-2006, 04:17 PM
A couple of brownies do sound good.

JBucc
04-20-2006, 04:18 PM
:bong:

Skip Towne
04-20-2006, 04:20 PM
National Doper Day

Reaper16
04-20-2006, 04:21 PM
LOL Htiler birthday & Columbine LOL

SLAG
04-20-2006, 04:24 PM
Im suprised this is the first thread on it

htismaqe
04-20-2006, 04:42 PM
It's time to SMOKE!

CoMoChief
04-20-2006, 04:44 PM
ALRIGHT!!!

beavis
04-20-2006, 04:45 PM
It's 4:45 dude.

Ari Chi3fs
04-20-2006, 04:45 PM
puff puff pass, foo.

ChiefsFire
04-20-2006, 04:47 PM
damnnn

whose headin to taco bell?

Skip Towne
04-20-2006, 04:50 PM
Im suprised this is the first thread on it
I was going to post a thread but I got stoned and forgot.

RedNFeisty
04-20-2006, 04:55 PM
I was going to post a thread but I got stoned and forgot.


LOL....That makes me think about Afro Man - I got High, I love that damn song.


However I am pissed, there is a token party thread and I was not invited, screw you bastards I'm going home.

Baconeater
04-20-2006, 06:14 PM
Mari-jua-na
hey-hey-hey
Geeet high

Cochise
04-20-2006, 06:17 PM
1145

Ultra Peanut
04-20-2006, 06:19 PM
JUST BLAZE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6vufmTJ9Q)

Adept Havelock
04-20-2006, 06:20 PM
And you thought Shel Silverstein only wrote kiddie poetry.... :D


The Great Smoke Off, by Shel Silverstein...

In the laid back California town of sunny San Rafael
Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake, you prob’ly knew her well.
She’d been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely told
That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll.
Her legend finally reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat
Where dwelt The Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past
With long browned lightnin’ fingers he takes a cultured toke
And says, “Hell, I can roll ‘em faster, Jim, than any chick can smoke!”

So a note gets sent to San Rafael, “For the Championship of the World
The Kid demands a smoke off!” "Well, bring him on!" says Pearl,
"I'll grind his fingers off his hands, he'll roll until he drops!"
Says Calistog, "I'll smoke that twist till she blows up and pops!”
So they rent out Yankee Stadium and the word is quickly spread
"Come one, come all, who walk or crawl, price – just two lids a head
And from every town and hamlet, over land and sea they speed
The world's greatest dopers, with the Worlds greatest weed
Hashishers from Morocco, hemp smokers from Peru
And the Shamnicks from Bagun who puff the deadly Pugaroo
And those who call it Light of Life and those that call it boo.

See the dealers and their ladies wearing turquoise, lace, and leather
See the narcos and the closet smokers puffin’ all together
From the teenies who smoke legal to the ones who've done some time
To the old man who smoked “reefer” back before it was a crime
And the grand old house that Ruth built is filled with the smoke and cries
Of fifty thousand screaming heads all stoned out of their minds.
And they play the national anthem and the crowd lets out a roar
As the spotlight hits The Kid and Pearl, ready for their smokin' war
At a table piled up high with grass, as high as a mountain peak
Just tops and buds of the rarest flowers, not one stem, branch or seed.

Maui Wowie, Panama Red and Acapulco Gold.
Kif from East Afghanistan and rare Alaskan Cold.
Sticks from Thailand, Ganja from the Islands, and Bangkok's Bloomin' Best.
And some of that wet imported shit that capsized off Key West.
Oaxacan tops and Kenya Bhang and Riviera Fleurs.
And that rare Manhatten Silver that grows down in the New York sewers.
And there's bubblin’ ice cold lemonade and sweet grapes by the bunches.
And there's Hershey’s bars, and Oreos, ‘case anybody gets the munchies.
And the Calistoga Kid, he sneers, and Pearly, she just grins.
And the drums roll low and the crowd yells “GO!” and the world’s first Smoke Off begins.

Kid flicks his magic fingers once and ZAP! that first joint’s rolled.
Pearl takes one drag with her mighty lungs and WOOSH! that roach is cold.
Then The Kid he rolls his Super Bomb that’d paralyze a moose.
And Pearley takes one super hit and SLURP! that bomb’ defused.
Then he rolls three in just ten seconds and she smokes 'em up in nine,
And everybody sits back and says, "This just might take some time."
See the blur of flyin’ fingers, see the red coal burnin’ bright
As the night turns into mornin’ and the mornin’ fades to night
And the autumn turns to summer and a whole damn year is gone
But the two still sit on that roach-filled stage, smokin' and rollin' on
With tremblin’ hands he rolls his jays with fingers blue and stiff
She coughs and stares with bloodshot gaze, and puffs through blistered lips.
And as she reaches out her hand for another stick of gold
The Kid he gasps, "Goddamn it, bitch, there's nothin' left to roll!"
"Nothin’ left to roll?", screams Pearl, "Is this some twisted joke?”
“I didn't come here to **** around, man, I come here to SMOKE!"
And she reaches 'cross the table And grabs his bony sleeves
And she crumbles his body between her hands like dried and brittle leaves
Flickin' out his teeth and bones like useless stems and seeds
And then she rolls him in a Zig Zag and lights him like a roach.
And the fastest man with the fastest hands goes up in a puff of smoke.

In the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael
Lives a girl named Pearly Sweetcake, you prob’ly know her well.
She’s been stoned twenty-one of her twenty-four years, and the story’s widely told.
How she still can smoke them faster than anyone can roll
While off in New York City on a street that has no name.
There's the hands of the Calistoga Kid in the Viper Hall of Fame
And underneath his fingers there's a little golden scroll
That says, Beware of Bein’ the Roller When There's Nothin’ Left to Roll.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-20-2006, 06:21 PM
I liked 420 a lot better when I was in Seattle, but it certainly works here in Charlotte too. Toke one, toke all.

bogie
04-20-2006, 06:21 PM
According to my watch it is currently 4:20 in SoCal. Smoke em if you got em.

Adept Havelock
04-20-2006, 06:23 PM
I Got Stoned and I Missed It...Dr.Hook and the Medicine Show
(Written by Shel Silverstein)

I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son
There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away"

But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit
Then I rolled myself a bauma
Then I thought about my mama
Then I fooled around, played around
Jacked around a while and then

I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and it rolled right by
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned oh me oh my

Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit

I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my

Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
Just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say

I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my
(c)1975 Tro-Essex Music Ltd.


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