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tyton75
04-21-2006, 11:21 PM
Would you still be a Chiefs fan?

..some joker I work with is trying to say he, "read in the paper" that Elway is interested in buying the team from Lamar... got me to thinking.. would you still be a fan??

Phobia
04-21-2006, 11:24 PM
The jokers you work with are idiots. All of them.

I'm a fan of the team. I'm not a fan of coaches, GM's, players, nor even the owners.

I'm a fan of the KC Chiefs.

Guru
04-21-2006, 11:24 PM
Hell, he turned the crush into champs in 3 years.....

They are still the Chiefs and would have my support. It would be easier to hate the owner though.

Ebolapox
04-21-2006, 11:56 PM
.....I wouldn't know what to do... I seriously despise elway that much, I'd question the very universe we live in...basically, the world would explode

Dunit35
04-21-2006, 11:59 PM
Nobody would let Elway buy KC from the Hunts, nobody.

stevieray
04-22-2006, 12:01 AM
I doubt his pockets are that deep.

Taco John
04-22-2006, 12:03 AM
That would be like a dream come true to be able to both figuratively and literally say that Elway owns the Chiefs.

stevieray
04-22-2006, 12:08 AM
Pat Bowlen once again named Man of the year at the NFL Referee Association Banquet.

chefsos
04-22-2006, 12:16 AM
It'd have to be a damn quick press conference at the announcement, because the Earth would split open and swallow up Arrowhead in short order.

Taco John
04-22-2006, 12:17 AM
With a fistfull of checks...

milkman
04-22-2006, 12:18 AM
That would be like a dream come true to be able to both figuratively and literally say that Elway owns the Chiefs.

Wow.
Who would ever have seen this one coming?

Dunit35
04-22-2006, 12:19 AM
Satan would officially rule the world.

chefsos
04-22-2006, 12:20 AM
Satan would officially rule the world.
Well, the Chiefs anyway.

Dinny Blues
04-22-2006, 01:41 AM
On November 14, 1997, Posnanski peaked, IMHO, with a column;

Hatred For Elway Is Waning

I looked it up in their archives, but they want $2.95, and I'm.... frugal.

Dinny

CHIEF4EVER
04-22-2006, 01:57 AM
Even suggesting that horse faced bastard could have a snowballs chance in hell of buying this team is an offense punishable by nuthooks. Well, it is. Look it up if you don't believe me.......

PHOG
04-22-2006, 02:52 AM
Simple and plain, no way donkey breath breathes on an ARROWHEAD officeHello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.,











:BLVD:

ChiefFripp
04-22-2006, 06:30 AM
Man I would root for the Broncos to win if an Elway owned Chiefs played The Broncos. How ironic would that be?

Seriously, if that ever happened, I'd become a Patriots fan or something.

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 08:34 AM
I heard Elvis Grbac is going to buy the Donx.

CHIEF4EVER
04-22-2006, 08:38 AM
I heard Elvis Grbac is going to buy the Donx.

ROFL

I heard Joe Montana was going to buy Elway. Wouldn't that be ironic? He would own him both figuratively and literally.

CosmicPal
04-22-2006, 09:39 AM
If the douche bought the team he'd tear down Arrowhead and put up a car lot.

http://www.elwaydealers.com/dealers/elway/

StcChief
04-22-2006, 09:39 AM
I think this says it all......

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1093/hellfrozeover4jr.png

JBucc
04-22-2006, 09:43 AM
So long as they win I don't care if Satan himself buys the team. Of course I doubt Carl has that much money.

TheVoiceOfReason
04-22-2006, 09:55 AM
Being the Voice of Reason...I believe that all should have a second chance in life. That would Elway's attempt at starting over.

The sale of the team would include a tremendous amount of dental work. They would have to remove his ****in HUGE donkey teeth from his face and replace them with human teeth. That damn shit eating grin just pisses me off. Aside from that, I wouldn't mind.

JBucc
04-22-2006, 09:58 AM
Imagine how donkey fans would feel to have their God lead the Chiefs to the Super Bowl. Preferably going through Dungver along the way.

dj56dt58
04-22-2006, 10:30 AM
That would be like a dream come true to be able to both figuratively and literally say that Elway owns the Chiefs.

Until DT's ghost comes down and throws him through the press box windows just to remind Elway that he is DT's bitch

OldTownChief
04-22-2006, 10:47 AM
Pat Bowlen once again named Man of the year at the NFL Referee Association Banquet.


Yeah and the one that announced it sure had a funny look on his face. I'm thinking there was someone under the podium.