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jAZ
04-22-2006, 09:35 AM
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/04202006/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

'IDOL' PUNCH GRAZES NFL STAR

April 20, 2006 -- "AMERICAN Idol" loser Bo Bice's 15 minutes of fame are way, way over - especially at O'Brien's pub on West 46th Street. That's where witnesses say the half-in-the-bag Southern rocker took a cheap and ineffective swing at strapping ex-New York Giants football star Glenn Parker Sunday night.

The bizarre tangle, in which the long-haired weakling inexplicably risked getting his block knocked off by the strapping former offensive lineman, began when the gentlemanly, star-struck Parker casually approached Bice to chit-chat.

"Glenn had noticed Bo and simply asked him if he was really Bo Bice - and Bo just stared at him and said, 'No, I'm not. My name is Kevin.' It was weird," our witnesssaid. "Glenn went away, but he started feeling like he might have imposed on the guy. So he went back to him to apologize for causing any discomfort."

Parker, 39 - who at 6-foot-5 and 300 pounds has crushed many an opponent during his 13 years in the NFL with the Giants, Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs - and everybody else in the popular watering hole couldn't believe what happened next.

"Bo just went at him with his fists - maybe he thought he was Simon Cowell or something, but he tried to hit him," our observer reports. "Glenn grabbed his arms to block the punches, but Bice broke loose and managed to graze Glenn under the chin. It was crazy because Glenn could have wiped the floor with him."

Parker signaled a bartender and together they threw the "Idol" also-ran out and told him to scram. "He was a real pain in the ass," one worker said.

Joey Lee, an agent for Bice, who lost out to Carrie Underwood in the smash-hit show's fourth season, didn't get back to us. Bice was once busted for felony cocaine possession in Alabama, but had the charge dismissed after completing a "drug diversion program."

Bice, who once broke his foot while performing in concert in Manchester, N.H., had a huge Top 10 hit last year with "Inside Your Heaven." He's lucky he doesn't have two heavenly shiners after his latest shenanigans.

stevieray
04-22-2006, 09:38 AM
This is what happens when you are trying to "create" and "idol".

StcChief
04-22-2006, 09:39 AM
what a dumb a$$...If that was publicity stunt it went badly.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 09:40 AM
I was one of the idiots who fell for the Bo Bice act. He was amazing on Idol. I bought his crappy CD, listened once and haven't made the effort to listen again. It is horrible. He won't have another "hit".

TheVoiceOfReason
04-22-2006, 09:43 AM
I originally liked that guy. Not anymore, you don't **** with a Chief. I'm glad he was Carrie Underwood's bitch.

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 09:47 AM
I wish Parker would have gone all Rich Scanlon on him.

Brock
04-22-2006, 09:55 AM
This is what happens when you are trying to "create" and "idol".

It is pathetic that these non-hackers are getting the publicity without ever paying any dues.

Dave Lane
04-22-2006, 10:00 AM
Is it more pathetic than the audience that watches this crap?

Dave

stevieray
04-22-2006, 10:01 AM
It is pathetic that these non-hackers are getting the publicity without ever paying any dues.

:clap:

Sure-Oz
04-22-2006, 10:08 AM
Glenn Parker should've ruined that already ugly mug of his. I knew parker wouldn't do anything, he's always been a calm type dude, but he could crush him in seconds.

CrazyHorse
04-22-2006, 10:21 AM
Glenn Parker should've ruined that already ugly mug of his. I knew parker wouldn't do anything, he's always been a calm type dude, but he could crush him in seconds.

To be honest, most 300 pounders get thier ass handed to them by smaller men. They just cant move well enough to defend themselves. Not to say Bice is a tough guy or anything like that. But I am less intimidated by biger men than I am guys my own size.

I'm 6 foot 205

The Bad Guy
04-22-2006, 10:21 AM
This is hysterical.

I worked with Glenn and got to know him from when I was an intern. He's a great guy, but not someone I would take shots at.

Bo Bice was living in a trailor two years ago and suddenly he thinks he can swing at people? **** him.

Braincase
04-22-2006, 10:22 AM
Parker should have gone completely Ivan Drago on his puny ass.

ChiefsCountry
04-22-2006, 10:33 AM
Well Parker is a freaking moron as well. Ever watch him as the Arena Football League studio host.

The Bad Guy
04-22-2006, 10:37 AM
Well Parker is a freaking moron as well. Ever watch him as the Arena Football League studio host.

Yeah, because everyone on television is the same as they are in real life.

:rolleyes:

Ari Chi3fs
04-22-2006, 10:39 AM
oh no, wait until GoatCheeze gets ahold of this...

burt
04-22-2006, 10:49 AM
To be honest, most 300 pounders get thier ass handed to them by smaller men. They just cant move well enough to defend themselves. Not to say Bice is a tough guy or anything like that. But I am less intimidated by biger men than I am guys my own size.

I'm 6 foot 205

Yeah, I have had some of you smaller dudes think that about me.. :LOL: They DID give me a good chuckle....

Parker is a VERY nice man.....yet I would NEVER trifle with him. And I am much larger that 205. Mine is mostly fat tho.....

Sure-Oz
04-22-2006, 10:53 AM
To be honest, most 300 pounders get thier ass handed to them by smaller men. They just cant move well enough to defend themselves. Not to say Bice is a tough guy or anything like that. But I am less intimidated by biger men than I am guys my own size.

I'm 6 foot 205
I see your point, but being a former NFL offensive lineman, he's gotta be a pretty tough guy regardless, plus it's Bo Bice.

pak1983
04-22-2006, 11:02 AM
Is it more pathetic than the audience that watches this crap?

Dave


REP!

Reaper16
04-22-2006, 11:20 AM
This is what happens when you are trying to "create" and "idol".
Yeah, the title of "Idol" bestowd upon the contestants never sat well with me from a Commandments standpoint.

ChiefaRoo
04-22-2006, 11:29 AM
It is pathetic that these non-hackers are getting the publicity without ever paying any dues.


American Dreamz....... dreamz with a Z..........

Why would any of you guys watch that American idol garbage to begin with. In a normal world we'd never know who Bo Bice was.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 01:12 PM
American Dreamz....... dreamz with a Z..........

Why would any of you guys watch that American idol garbage to begin with. In a normal world we'd never know who Bo Bice was.

It's one of the few reality shows that entertains me. Plus it allows the wife and I a show in which we can spend quality time. Most other shows you sit there without any interaction whatsoever. I didn't always feel strongly about this show but it has grown on me.

chagrin
04-22-2006, 01:18 PM
Is it more pathetic than the audience that watches this crap?

Dave
can't be more pathetic than actually buying the cd...

:p

Phobia
04-22-2006, 01:20 PM
can't be more pathetic than actually buying the cd...

:p

One day I'll meet you and kick you in the nuts for that. But you'll forget about it until my boot meets your sack.

CrazyHorse
04-22-2006, 01:22 PM
I see your point, but being a former NFL offensive lineman, he's gotta be a pretty tough guy regardless, plus it's Bo Bice.

Absolutely. I was speaking rhetorically. I was in no way saying the big guys are a push over. Only that it's doesn't automatically make them tough guys.

CrazyHorse
04-22-2006, 01:25 PM
Yeah, I have had some of you smaller dudes think that about me.. :LOL: They DID give me a good chuckle....

Parker is a VERY nice man.....yet I would NEVER trifle with him. And I am much larger that 205. Mine is mostly fat tho.....

I'm thinking you should get your fat ass in the ring with some of those UFC guys. I'll bet you could laugh your ass out cold there.;)

I wouldn't want to fight anybody.

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 01:37 PM
One day I'll meet you and kick you in the nuts for that. But you'll forget about it until my boot meets your sack.
Phobia's IQ has dropped about 15 points since he started hanging around Nick Athan.

milkman
04-22-2006, 01:40 PM
I wish Parker would have gone all Rich Scanlon on him.

You mean he should have knocked him out with a glare, while at the same time saving the rain forests?

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 01:43 PM
You mean he should have knocked him out with a glare, while at the same time saving the rain forests?
Rich Scanlon doesn't read books, he just stares at them until they give up their information.

burt
04-22-2006, 01:46 PM
I'm thinking you should get your fat ass in the ring with some of those UFC guys. I'll bet you could laugh your ass out cold there.;)

I wouldn't want to fight anybody.

I went to colleg on a wrestling scholarship......Boxed for 4 years.....and if the UFC was around when I was younger...I woulda......got my ass kicke royally! But I woulda had to try!! At 45 if I can't put you down in under 60 seconds....you may end up giving me mouth to mouth!!!! I have no aerobic health, whatsoever.

And, Just FYI, I am a MUCH better lover than a fighter, these days. And ask my wife, I ain't such a lover these days either.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 01:48 PM
Phobia's IQ has dropped about 15 points since he started hanging around Nick Athan.

I can afford it though.

Rain Man
04-22-2006, 02:09 PM
A good reality show concept would be to have NFL linemen go into bars and watch the tough little guys pick fights with them.