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KChiefsQT
04-22-2006, 07:47 PM
I got a 96.... Check this link out: (It's quick and funny, then post your results, If you dare.) Once you do this, don't ruin it for everyone else!!!

http://www.yoursexiq.com/questions.php?id=37405

BCD
04-22-2006, 07:53 PM
ROFL Too funny! 70. I'm a loser...

Phobia
04-22-2006, 07:53 PM
I got a 9.

Incher.

KChiefsQT
04-22-2006, 07:55 PM
I got a 9.

Incher.
haHAHHAHA

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 07:57 PM
Where have you been young lady? I've been worried sick!!

JBucc
04-22-2006, 07:57 PM
The cm confused me. Good thing I carry a measuring tape with me for situations just like this.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:01 PM
I got a 9.

Incher.

How long is it when it's hard?

KChiefsQT
04-22-2006, 08:02 PM
Where have you been young lady? I've been worried sick!!
out of town for a couple weeks. missed me did ya? :p

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:05 PM
How long is it when it's hard?

You don't remember?

Nzoner
04-22-2006, 08:05 PM
The cm confused me. Good thing I carry a measuring tape with me for situations just like this.

No shit,i just took a guess.

Douche Baggins
04-22-2006, 08:05 PM
How long is it when it's hard?

4 inches.

He has one of those "slinky" dicks.

Nzoner
04-22-2006, 08:07 PM
4 inches.

He has one of those "slinky" dicks.

Hot babe my ass

StcChief
04-22-2006, 08:08 PM
2.54 cm to inch

tommykat
04-22-2006, 08:09 PM
I'm owned.....chit head. :D

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:10 PM
I'm owned.....chit head. :D

If you take the test again and answer honestly it gives you the actual score.

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 08:13 PM
How did QT get a 96 on a test with 20 questions? I knew she was lying.

KChiefsQT
04-22-2006, 08:16 PM
How did QT get a 96 on a test with 20 questions? I knew she was lying.
each answer is worth 5% smart one.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:17 PM
each answer is worth 5% smart one.

ROFL

You color, no?

Sure-Oz
04-22-2006, 08:19 PM
haha i knew it would be sent to u i put i was a virgin!!!

Sure-Oz
04-22-2006, 08:19 PM
There is also a "who is your crush" version btw.

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 08:20 PM
each answer is worth 5% smart one.
So how did you get a 96? 19 right would be 95.

KChiefsQT
04-22-2006, 08:20 PM
haha i knew it would be sent to u i put i was a virgin!!!
thats wa they all say... ROFL 8 cm's.

KChiefsQT
04-22-2006, 08:21 PM
So how did you get a 96? 19 right would be 95.
shhh.. or i'll spill your frequent use of sex toys

Sure-Oz
04-22-2006, 08:21 PM
thats wa they all say... ROFL 8 cm's.
ROFL i need to find the crush one, ive gotten many with that one, they never seem to fall for the sex one :(

chiefsfaninNC
04-22-2006, 08:22 PM
Damn it!

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 08:22 PM
shhh.. or i'll spill your frequent use of sex toys
Would you please? It might drum up some interest.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:22 PM
haha i knew it would be sent to u i put i was a virgin!!!

Damage control.

Sure-Oz
04-22-2006, 08:23 PM
Damn it!
LOL, i can't believe people fall for em, ill admit i fell for the crush one though like 2 years ago. :deevee:

ChiefFripp
04-22-2006, 08:23 PM
Have you ever had sex with an animal? Yes...I mean No! No Gawdammit!

Jilly
04-22-2006, 08:23 PM
you son of a whore

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:24 PM
Have you ever had sex with an animal? Yes...I mean No! No Gawdammit!

It was a very horny primate. I don't see why that can be held against me.

chiefsfaninNC
04-22-2006, 08:25 PM
LOL, i can't believe people fall for em, ill admit i fell for the crush one though like 2 years ago. :deevee:


That's why they call me a noob!

Nzoner
04-22-2006, 08:26 PM
The question about the places to have sex was pretty lame

beach,stairs,table and whatever else























Yeah,who am I kidding I'm just lucky to get it in bed

listopencil
04-22-2006, 08:26 PM
2.54 cm to inch


That sucks, I thought it was two.

ChiefFripp
04-22-2006, 08:26 PM
I was waiting for a really sick photo of a corpse and a hideous scream to pop up. I hate those damn things!

Sure-Oz
04-22-2006, 08:27 PM
I was waiting for a really sick photo of a corpse and a hideous scream to pop up. I hate those damn things!
That reminds of that video where the dad shows the kid the maze thing and scares the shit out of him. ROFL

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:27 PM
The question about the places to have sex was pretty lame

beach,stairs,table and whatever else























Yeah,who am I kidding I'm just lucky to get it in bed


none of the places seemed particularily awkward.

Jilly
04-22-2006, 08:28 PM
The question about the places to have sex was pretty lame

beach,stairs,table and whatever else























Yeah,who am I kidding I'm just lucky to get it in bed


I kept looking for that "other" category...I should have known then.

ChiefFripp
04-22-2006, 08:28 PM
I put "2" for how straight are you. Damn Johnny Depp and his sexy pirate outfit!

listopencil
04-22-2006, 08:29 PM
none of the places seemed particularily awkward.


Yeah, I know. We did it on a kiddy slide in the middle of the night. That was awkward.

Douche Baggins
04-22-2006, 08:29 PM
Dammit! Now KChiefsQT knows I'm a virgin.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:29 PM
I put "2" for how straight are you. Damn Johnny Depp and his sexy pirate outfit!

If I could get him to purr "do we have an accord?" before he bends me over a treasure chest every night before I went to bed, that would be ok...

But he's gay in everything else.

Sure-Oz
04-22-2006, 08:30 PM
Yeah, I know. We did it on a kiddy slide in the middle of the night. That was awkward.
its hard to **** while swinging on the swing set i admit. ROFL

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:30 PM
I put "2" for how straight are you. Damn Johnny Depp and his sexy pirate outfit!

Dude - okay.... if I laughed hysterically at that does it mean I should have put a "2" as well?

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:32 PM
I'm now getting tons of porn spam.

I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow.

listopencil
04-22-2006, 08:39 PM
Dammit! Now KChiefsQT knows I'm a virgin.


That was fairly obvious. I'm worried that QT now thinks I only have a 7.48 inch penis.

Nzoner
04-22-2006, 08:39 PM
none of the places seemed particularily awkward.

Yeah,I looked for the wall outside of my freshman algebra class and it wasn't there.

chiefsfaninNC
04-22-2006, 08:42 PM
That was fairly obvious. I'm worried that QT now thinks I only have a 7.48 inch penis.


Your a Donkey fan. She knows you are cheating.

JBucc
04-22-2006, 08:42 PM
That sucks, I thought it was two.Me too, I guess I shorted myself

Donger
04-22-2006, 08:45 PM
It was a very horny primate. I don't see why that can be held against me.

It wouldn't make much sense to hold a non-horny primate against you, now would it?

Nzoner
04-22-2006, 08:46 PM
I kept looking for that "other" category...I should have known then.

Something tells me before this evening is through we'll be seeing a new sex thread.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:46 PM
I dunno. I like it when they fight.

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 08:48 PM
I dunno. I like it when they fight.
You talking about n00bs? Yeah, it's no fun if they don't fight back.

InChiefsHell
04-22-2006, 08:49 PM
Ummm...110%. I got all the extra credit right too...

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:49 PM
You talking about n00bs? Yeah, it's no fun if they don't fight back.

we'd have the best sex honey.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:50 PM
Ummm...110%. I got all the extra credit right too...

Ah yes, of course.... the hampster question. Congratulations.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:50 PM
Ummm...110%. I got all the extra credit right too...

Please tell me you ****ed your cousin and not your mother.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:51 PM
grr phil

Phobia
04-22-2006, 08:52 PM
grr phil

If you'll do my old lady, I'm willing to remove my response.

Nzoner
04-22-2006, 08:52 PM
Ah yes, of course.... the hampster question. Congratulations.




Thank god I had finished that drink of margarita before reading that.

Donger
04-22-2006, 08:53 PM
I dunno. I like it when they fight.

ROFL

I like being submissive.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:54 PM
we'll give you an easy safe word then.

like... beans.

Over-Head
04-22-2006, 08:55 PM
:banghead: I got owned
but then again I just smoked a cannon :bong: so who cares?

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:55 PM
If you'll do my old lady, I'm willing to remove my response.

I'll do yours if you do mine.

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 08:56 PM
we'll give you an easy safe word then.

like... beans.
Oh groan, another Donger-Mer thread.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 08:57 PM
Oh groan, another Donger-Mer thread.

Awesome 39,000th post.

Nzoner
04-22-2006, 09:00 PM
I'll do yours if you do mine.

I woulda thunk that would've gotten an immediate NO from Phildo,not so sure I want to hang out with him Monday or not.

Donger
04-22-2006, 09:01 PM
Oh groan, another Donger-Mer thread.

Never waste a hard-on, old timer.

Donger
04-22-2006, 09:02 PM
we'll give you an easy safe word then.

like... beans.

It already wants to "nibble on" my balls. Please don't bring up beans.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 09:03 PM
I woulda thunk that would've gotten an immediate NO from Phildo,not so sure I want to hang out with him Monday or not.

I'm still waiting for a picture of her mom.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 09:05 PM
She wants to cowgirl ENDelt, I must pee on all my boys for their own safety.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 09:05 PM
I'm still waiting for a picture of her mom.

heh. Was that a shot in the dark, or am I yelling at Brian later?

Phobia
04-22-2006, 09:06 PM
heh. Was that a shot in the dark, or am I yelling at Brian later?

You pick the answer that brings you the most pleasure.

Skip Towne
04-22-2006, 09:08 PM
Awesome 39,000th post.
Hey, you noticed!!

Mr. Laz
04-22-2006, 09:08 PM
none of the places seemed particularily awkward.

that's my girl :clap:

Katipan
04-22-2006, 09:09 PM
Hey, you noticed!!

I notice everything about you, sexy.

greg63
04-22-2006, 09:10 PM
My sex IQ is so high it is not measurable with current technical capability.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 09:10 PM
I notice everything about you, sexy.

Great, now all the times you called me "babe" just became dilluted and meaningless.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 09:12 PM
Great, now all the times you called me "babe" just became dilluted and meaningless.

I bet you'd happily share a summer camp cabin with the boys on my CP sexy list.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 09:29 PM
I bet you'd happily share a summer camp cabin with the boys on my CP sexy list.

I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I'm guessing I'd be an unwilling participant.

4th and Long
04-22-2006, 09:31 PM
I've seen this before but just for QT I played along.

Katipan
04-22-2006, 09:35 PM
I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I'm guessing I'd be an unwilling participant.

Only for the first 3 or 4 minutes, baby.

KChiefsQT
04-22-2006, 09:37 PM
I've seen this before but just for QT I played along.
I knew your cock wasn't that big! :p

Donger
04-22-2006, 09:50 PM
I knew your cock wasn't that big! :p

I'm just really bad at math.

What's the width of your ass in centimeters, anyway?

ChiefFripp
04-22-2006, 09:58 PM
Shouldn't anyone named "Donger" get atleast 5 extra points?

Phobia
04-22-2006, 10:04 PM
Shouldn't anyone named "Donger" get atleast 5 extra points?

Okay, fine. We'll bump his score up to "9".

Loki
04-22-2006, 10:38 PM
nice...

KC_John
04-22-2006, 10:39 PM
owned..but wth is up with this cm's stuff!? they didnt teach that in highschool lol.

Phobia
04-22-2006, 10:45 PM
Only for the first 3 or 4 minutes, baby.

Oh? Good. That's really all I need.

StcChief
04-22-2006, 10:49 PM
owned..but wth is up with this cm's stuff!? they didnt teach that in highschool lol.
Try the google ..................http://www.onlineconversion.com/length_all.htm

Logical
04-22-2006, 11:08 PM
I made up a bunch of answers just to see what it would do to the score and then found out I got owned. On the other hand someone is going to believe me to be quite the stud. NOT should give them a laugh.

Dunit35
04-23-2006, 12:39 AM
Ha, I've done this before. But I again did it anyways just so maybe QT could hook me up with some of her friends.

el borracho
04-23-2006, 02:45 AM
The cm confused me. Good thing I carry a measuring tape with me for situations just like this.
I just guessed.

milkman
04-23-2006, 06:29 AM
I'm thinking that being "owned" by QT isn't a bad thing.

milkman
04-23-2006, 06:30 AM
I just guessed.

Same here.

milkman
04-23-2006, 06:31 AM
out of town for a couple weeks. missed me did ya? :p

And Halfwit just got back from Mexico. :hmmm:

58-4ever
04-23-2006, 09:57 AM
It wouldn't let me answer some of the questions.

Adept Havelock
04-23-2006, 10:02 AM
Heh. Pretty funny!

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 11:12 AM
And Halfwit just got back from Mexico. :hmmm:
hahaahha... you'll never know.

craneref
04-23-2006, 11:25 AM
I thought this would tell me something I didn't know? :p and I SHOULD have known :banghead:

Simplex3
04-23-2006, 12:52 PM
Ok QT, you owe me $240. $120/hr, one hour minimum, double time on weekends.

Too bad for you I'm always honest so you didn't learn anything new. :)

BucEyedPea
04-23-2006, 12:54 PM
OMG...mine's off the charts...so I can't tell you!
I've done this one before too....and I always get the same thing.

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 12:56 PM
Hey, KChiefsQT, what I said about considering a threesome? Keep it in mind, okay?

burt
04-23-2006, 03:28 PM
I got 8...........but then as the survey says......I like to get 8......

burt
04-23-2006, 03:30 PM
If you'll do my old lady, I'm willing to remove my response.

Was this a trick question????????

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 05:50 PM
Hey, KChiefsQT, what I said about considering a threesome? Keep it in mind, okay?

Maybe I should go back and check your answers, ya see, I saw "Rainman" and automatically skipped over it. :p

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 06:14 PM
Maybe I should go back and check your answers, ya see, I saw "Rainman" and automatically skipped over it. :p


Please let me know your decision, in case my wife and I need to go out and buy more handcuffs and crushed ice.

Skip Towne
04-23-2006, 06:17 PM
Please let me know your decision, in case my wife and I need to go out and buy more handcuffs and crushed ice.
Oh, no, now Rainman is following his dick around. Never thought I'd see that.

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 06:20 PM
Oh, no, now Rainman is following his dick around. Never thought I'd see that.

I seek all manner of life experiences.

listopencil
04-23-2006, 06:22 PM
Please let me know your decision, in case my wife and I need to go out and buy more handcuffs and crushed ice.


Cubes and other shapes work nicely too.

Katipan
04-23-2006, 06:27 PM
Who the hell makes snow cones during sex?

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 06:35 PM
Who the hell makes snow cones during sex?

I learned the crushed ice thing back when I was a roadie for Motley Crue. It's hard to describe.

QuikSsurfer
04-23-2006, 06:36 PM
I learned the crushed ice thing back when I was a roadie for Motley Crue. It's hard to describe.
i can second this

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 07:04 PM
Please let me know your decision, in case my wife and I need to go out and buy more handcuffs and crushed ice.
I could use a little spice in my sex life.... I dig exotic looking women. Please send me a photo of your wife and I'll make the decision based on that and that alone.

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 07:05 PM
Who the hell makes snow cones during sex?
It's for the kiddies, see... if you learned to make margaritas during sex that would really drive Brian wild. Yooooza!!!

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 07:05 PM
Oh, no, now Rainman is following his dick around. Never thought I'd see that.
Don't be jealous Skippy, we haven't ruled out an orgy yet. :p

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 07:09 PM
I could use a little spice in my sex life.... I dig exotic looking women. Please send me a photo of your wife and I'll make the decision based on that and that alone.

She's very exotic.

http://www.tribalcog.com/postcard/thailand/people_01_m.jpg

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 07:11 PM
She's very exotic.

http://www.tribalcog.com/postcard/thailand/people_01_m.jpg
hmm... how can we incorporate that slinky around her neck into a wild sex act... I'm thinking, let me get back to you .

Katipan
04-23-2006, 07:11 PM
It's for the kiddies, see... if you learned to make margaritas during sex that would really drive Brian wild. Yooooza!!!

Thats the only way I know how to make margaritas.

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 07:12 PM
Thats the only way I know how to make margaritas.
ROFL He taught you well... thatta girl!!!

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 08:02 PM
hmm... how can we incorporate that slinky around her neck into a wild sex act... I'm thinking, let me get back to you .

I fell in love with her the first time I saw her go down a flight of stairs.

Skip Towne
04-23-2006, 08:08 PM
Don't be jealous Skippy, we haven't ruled out an orgy yet. :p
YOWZA YOWZA YOWZA

Skip Towne
04-23-2006, 08:11 PM
I fell in love with her the first time I saw her go down a flight of stairs.
You were standing at the bottom looking up her dress weren't you?

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 08:13 PM
You were standing at the bottom looking up her dress weren't you?

I had no idea that her culture doesn't have underwear.

AirForceChief
04-23-2006, 08:30 PM
I fell in love with her the first time I saw her go down a flight of stairs.

What goes down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound?

A thing, a thing, a marvelous thing!

Everyone knows it's Slinkey.

It's Slinkey, Slinkey, oh what a marvelous toy...a Slinkey a Slinkey, it's fun for a girl or a boy!!

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 08:54 PM
YOWZA YOWZA YOWZA

Let's implement a three-foot rule. Deal?

carlos3652
04-23-2006, 08:58 PM
damn, i shoulda read this thread before answering the questions.. i got super - owned

Phobia
04-23-2006, 09:04 PM
damn, i shoulda read this thread before answering the questions.. i got super - owned

Gerbils or incest?

Skip Towne
04-23-2006, 09:39 PM
Let's implement a three-foot rule. Deal?
Rules? We don't need no stinking rules!!

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 10:23 PM
damn, i shoulda read this thread before answering the questions.. i got super - owned
Don't worry honey, there's nothing wrong with masturbating 16-18 times a week. :p

Dunit35
04-23-2006, 10:26 PM
Don't worry honey, there's nothing wrong with masturbating 16-18 times a week. :p

haha...I lucked out and put 0.

luv
04-23-2006, 10:28 PM
haha...I lucked out and put 0.
So you're saying that you don't masturbate? You poor thing.

Dunit35
04-23-2006, 10:29 PM
So you're saying that you don't masturbate? You poor thing.

Come on now, let's not just to conclusions.

Mr. Kotter
04-23-2006, 10:31 PM
I got a 96.... Check this link out: (It's quick and funny, then post your results, If you dare.) Once you do this, don't ruin it for everyone else!!!

http://www.yoursexiq.com/questions.php?id=37405 (http://www.yoursexiq.com/questions.php?id=37405)

You know what? THAT was really stupid....

because I'd have answered every question on that quiz completely honestly anyway, if only you had asked? :shrug:

I'm that type; I don't really give a hell who knows that kinda of stuff....cause I think I'm pretty normal there, I guess. :hmmm:

Phobia
04-23-2006, 11:03 PM
You know what? THAT was really stupid....

because I'd have answered every question on that quiz completely honestly anyway, if only you had asked? :shrug:

I'm that type; I don't really give a hell who knows that kinda of stuff....cause I think I'm pretty normal there, I guess. :hmmm:

Have you ever had sex with animals? Yes, a gerbil is an animal.

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 11:05 PM
Have you ever had sex with animals? Yes, a gerbil is an animal.
ROFL

KChiefsQT
04-23-2006, 11:06 PM
You know what? THAT was really stupid....

because I'd have answered every question on that quiz completely honestly anyway, if only you had asked? :shrug:

I'm that type; I don't really give a hell who knows that kinda of stuff....cause I think I'm pretty normal there, I guess. :hmmm:
Don't be so hostile grumpy, it was all in good fun. Besides, according to GoChiefs it's perfecty normal to have a 9-11 cm penis, so consider yourself normal and move on. :) :) :)

morphius
04-23-2006, 11:15 PM
You know what? THAT was really stupid....

because I'd have answered every question on that quiz completely honestly anyway, if only you had asked? :shrug:

I'm that type; I don't really give a hell who knows that kinda of stuff....cause I think I'm pretty normal there, I guess. :hmmm:
Of course you could take the test 30 times and keep spamming here :D

Mr. Kotter
04-24-2006, 07:53 AM
Don't be so hostile grumpy, it was all in good fun. Besides, according to GoChiefs it's perfecty normal to have a 9-11 cm penis, so consider yourself normal and move on. :) :) :)
I was just looking forward to a score in anything having to do with sex...so I was disappointed. :harumph:

As for the penis size, you need to double check mine...cause I'm not in gochief's category, if that's what he selected--it's NOT the number I selected, I assure you. :p

Dunit35
04-24-2006, 07:55 AM
Ha, if she gets one from some guy named Iwantyou...it wasn't me.

KChiefsQT
04-24-2006, 08:16 AM
I was just looking forward to a score in anything having to do with sex...so I was disappointed. :harumph:

As for the penis size, you need to double check mine...cause I'm not in gochief's category, if that's what he selected--it's NOT the number I selected, I assure you. :p

No, his is a few categories above yours. When I consulted him about the number of small penises listed, he assured me it's perfectly normal to have one that size. :p

KChiefsQT
04-24-2006, 08:17 AM
Ha, if she gets one from some guy named Iwantyou...it wasn't me.
ROFL ROFL

Skip Towne
04-24-2006, 08:35 AM
This was a rotten trick you played on us, QT. I hope your cat runs away and your boyfriend gets pregnant.

ROYC75
04-24-2006, 08:44 AM
Like many here, I should have read the thread 1st .


It's Monday, my 1st screw up of the week.

RedNFeisty
04-24-2006, 09:21 AM
Like many here, I should have read the thread 1st .


It's Monday, my 1st screw up of the week.


Same here, props to QT, that was very good. ROFL

munkey
04-24-2006, 11:23 AM
If you take the test again and answer honestly it gives you the actual score.


So if I answered honestly and still got owned what does that mean?

MOhillbilly
04-24-2006, 11:55 AM
Its funny to trick people until i kill you.

StcChief
04-24-2006, 12:04 PM
Its funny to trick people until i kill you.
LOL...quaking in her shoe I'm sure.....

Could be since she's on the left coast.

RedNFeisty
04-24-2006, 12:28 PM
You know what? THAT was really stupid....

because I'd have answered every question on that quiz completely honestly anyway, if only you had asked? :shrug:

I'm that type; I don't really give a hell who knows that kinda of stuff....cause I think I'm pretty normal there, I guess. :hmmm:


Touchie, did you answer yes to the same sex question!?!?!


ROFL

BIG_DADDY
04-24-2006, 12:45 PM
Touchie, did you answer yes to the same sex question!?!?!


ROFL

ROFL

MOhillbilly
04-24-2006, 12:59 PM
LOL...quaking in her shoe I'm sure.....

Could be since she's on the left coast.


have gun will travel.

morphius
04-24-2006, 01:02 PM
have gun will travel.
Having someone know about that animal affair got you a bit worried?

RedNFeisty
04-24-2006, 01:03 PM
ROFL

I think MOhillbilly did the same thing.


:)

Skip Towne
04-24-2006, 01:04 PM
have gun will travel.
You wouldn't make it to Joplin. You'd get distracted by a shiny object.

ChiefFripp
04-24-2006, 01:46 PM
Post RedNFiesty's answers and results.

MOhillbilly
04-24-2006, 01:52 PM
I think MOhillbilly did the same thing.


:)



:(
shood up.

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 01:52 PM
You wouldn't make it to Joplin. You'd get distracted by a shiny object.

What shiny object? Where? What is it? Show me! Show me! SHOW ME!

MOhillbilly
04-24-2006, 01:53 PM
You wouldn't make it to Joplin. You'd get distracted by a shiny object.

what kinda shiny object?

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 01:56 PM
We really want to know about this shiny object.

MOhillbilly
04-24-2006, 01:59 PM
Having someone know about that animal affair got you a bit worried?


i wont tell on your momma if she doesnt.

oooppppsss.

Calcountry
04-24-2006, 02:02 PM
I knew your cock wasn't that big! :pDo you like em big?

KChiefsQT
04-24-2006, 03:37 PM
Post RedNFiesty's answers and results.
Nah... you'd enjoy that too much.

Mr. Kotter
04-24-2006, 03:48 PM
Touchie, did you answer yes to the same sex question!?!?!


ROFLI'm glad you asked:

No. :D

So there you have it; the only way I'd answer that 'yes' is if, as they say, "I'm a Lesbian trapped inside a man's body".....:p

And I'm make one helluva an ugly woman, lesbian or not.....uuuuggggghhhh. :shake:

RedNFeisty
04-24-2006, 03:57 PM
I'm glad you asked:

No. :D

So there you have it; the only way I'd answer that 'yes' is if, as they say, "I'm a Lesbian trapped inside a man's body".....:p

And I'm make one helluva an ugly woman, lesbian or not.....uuuuggggghhhh. :shake:

Poor guy, you are just doomed!!

RedNFeisty
04-24-2006, 03:59 PM
Nah... you'd enjoy that too much.

Do you really get all the results? If so you must be laughing your ass off!!

KChiefsQT
04-24-2006, 07:51 PM
Do you really get all the results? If so you must be laughing your ass off!!
Yes, and there's about 200+ people that fell for it. I was laughing my ass off until my best friends boyfriend answered the questions ( I have it posted on my myspace) and I found out some info. that is not so funny. :shake:

KC Jones
04-24-2006, 07:58 PM
I think MOhillbilly did the same thing.


:)


It was for business... He was just trying to breed a meaner pit bull.

:evil:

KC Jones
04-24-2006, 08:00 PM
Yes, and there's about 200+ people that fell for it. I was laughing my ass off until my best friends boyfriend answered the questions ( I have it posted on my myspace) and I found out some info. that is not so funny. :shake:

Are you sure it was him - did you get his ip addy too, or did he use his full name?

KChiefsQT
04-24-2006, 09:12 PM
Are you sure it was him - did you get his ip addy too, or did he use his full name?
I had an "urgent" message on my cell when I woke up this morning from him. He said he neede to talk... I had already seen it, so I knew what was up. I have yet to call him.

RedNFeisty
04-25-2006, 09:00 AM
Yes, and there's about 200+ people that fell for it. I was laughing my ass off until my best friends boyfriend answered the questions ( I have it posted on my myspace) and I found out some info. that is not so funny. :shake:

Oh my, I would find hours of entertainment with that sort of information!

StcChief
04-25-2006, 09:07 AM
Yes, and there's about 200+ people that fell for it. I was laughing my ass off until my best friends boyfriend answered the questions ( I have it posted on my myspace) and I found out some info. that is not so funny. :shake:

Be careful what you wish for.....things don't always work out as planned

Donger
04-25-2006, 09:08 AM
Yes, and there's about 200+ people that fell for it. I was laughing my ass off until my best friends boyfriend answered the questions ( I have it posted on my myspace) and I found out some info. that is not so funny. :shake:

What's "my myspace?"

morphius
04-25-2006, 09:27 AM
Yes, and there's about 200+ people that fell for it. I was laughing my ass off until my best friends boyfriend answered the questions ( I have it posted on my myspace) and I found out some info. that is not so funny. :shake:
I think I may be about 8 of those, I'm trying to at least give you a couple a day :D

Why? Cause its easy, and I'm bored.

Chiefnj
04-25-2006, 09:31 AM
How do you know who answered? From the name entry?

In any event, think of all the good you did to re-expose people to the metric system.

KChiefsQT
04-25-2006, 09:50 AM
What's "my myspace?"
It's like a blog. Myspace.com

KChiefsQT
04-25-2006, 09:54 AM
Oh my, I would find hours of entertainment with that sort of information!
Okay so answer this. Waht would you do if your closest friends boyfriend answers the question "Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?" "Yes" and "Do they know?" "No" They've been together since our Sophmore year in highschool, I'm assuming she is the girlfriend he is talking about as I do not believe he had been in any relationships since. After getting a frantic message from him on my voicemail, I just decided to ignore his call and act like I never saw his answers. Does this make me a bad friend to my girlfriend?? I don't want to stir up the pot, and I don't even care to hear an explanation from him... none of my business, right?

Donger
04-25-2006, 09:54 AM
It's like a blog. Myspace.com

Oh. What the URL for yours or is it a private thing?

KChiefsQT
04-25-2006, 09:54 AM
Oh. What the URL for yours or is it a private thing?
hahah.. hmm do I trust you with this???...

Donger
04-25-2006, 09:55 AM
hahah.. hmm do I trust you with this???...

If you want, I'll keep it confidential. PM, if so.

Dunit35
04-25-2006, 09:58 AM
I have a myspace account and myspace sucks horribly. Facebook is a lot better.

Dunit35
04-25-2006, 10:00 AM
Hey, QT are you a George Strait fan or do you just like that song?

BIG_DADDY
04-25-2006, 10:00 AM
I had an "urgent" message on my cell when I woke up this morning from him. He said he neede to talk... I had already seen it, so I knew what was up. I have yet to call him.

Some of that stuff can be a little misleading as to somebody's intentions. An example would be the one about wanting to do your best friend of the opposite sex. Yea I wouldn't mind if we were both single but were not. That doesn't change the fact that the attraction is still there. Attraction isn't a choice it just is.

Rain Man
04-25-2006, 10:03 AM
Some of that stuff can be a little misleading as to somebody's intentions. An example would be the one about wanting to do your best friend of the opposite sex. Yea I wouldn't mind if we were both single but were not. That doesn't change the fact that the attraction is still there. Attraction isn't a choice it just is.

I was in the shower the other day, and my wife asked me which of her friends I'd do if I was allowed, and I briefly thought about showing her my spreadsheet rankings of every woman I've ever met, but decided it would be better to play dumb.

KChiefsQT
04-25-2006, 10:04 AM
Hey, QT are you a George Strait fan or do you just like that song?
He's my favorite male artist of all time. His voice drives me nuts...in a good way!

Dunit35
04-25-2006, 10:06 AM
He's my favorite male artist of all time. His voice drives me nuts...in a good way!


Lol, you sound like my 44 year old mother.

I love the shit out of GS myself. Pretty much everyone of my friends (boys or girls) love his music.

RedNFeisty
04-25-2006, 10:08 AM
Okay so answer this. Waht would you do if your closest friends boyfriend answers the question "Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?" "Yes" and "Do they know?" "No" They've been together since our Sophmore year in highschool, I'm assuming she is the girlfriend he is talking about as I do not believe he had been in any relationships since. After getting a frantic message from him on my voicemail, I just decided to ignore his call and act like I never saw his answers. Does this make me a bad friend to my girlfriend?? I don't want to stir up the pot, and I don't even care to hear an explanation from him... none of my business, right?

Where does you loyalty lie? Do you care enough about your friend to tell her? If she is just having fun and playing with him donít bother, but if she loves him and plans to spend her life with him (god I hope not) and you value her as your friend, then yes, you tell her. If you donít want to deal with him than tell her that he took your test and this was his answer, she can worry about getting the details.

KChiefsQT
04-25-2006, 10:08 AM
Lol, you sound like my 44 year old mother.

I love the shit out of GS myself. Pretty much everyone of my friends (boys or girls) love his music.
Yeah.. I can watch Pure Country around the clock. In fact, when it first came out my mom had to pry me away from the TV because I was watching it non stop.

KChiefsQT
04-25-2006, 10:11 AM
Where does you loyalty lie? Do you care enough about your friend to tell her? If she is just having fun and playing with him donít bother, but if she loves him and plans to spend her life with him (god I hope not) and you value her as your friend, then yes, you tell her. If you donít want to deal with him than tell her that he took your test and this was his answer, she can worry about getting the details.
Well they've been together for about 6 years now... if I'm doing Math correctly, since our sophmore year in highschool. So, it's more than just a fun fling. Of course I love her but they seem so hapy and what if he cheated when we were 16 or something lame like that?? I'm just hoping it wasn't lately...but I feel like if I call him back and he gives me details(not that i want them!!)...no matter what I have to tell her. I wish I never saw it. :shake:

morphius
04-25-2006, 10:15 AM
Some of that stuff can be a little misleading as to somebody's intentions. An example would be the one about wanting to do your best friend of the opposite sex. Yea I wouldn't mind if we were both single but were not. That doesn't change the fact that the attraction is still there. Attraction isn't a choice it just is.
Same with the animal thing, I thought about answering yes just because sometimes the woman can be an animal.

RedNFeisty
04-25-2006, 10:22 AM
Well they've been together for about 6 years now... if I'm doing Math correctly, since our sophmore year in highschool. So, it's more than just a fun fling. Of course I love her but they seem so hapy and what if he cheated when we were 16 or something lame like that?? I'm just hoping it wasn't lately...but I feel like if I call him back and he gives me details(not that i want them!!)...no matter what I have to tell her. I wish I never saw it. :shake:

Then play as though you didn't see his results. However, think about how you would feel if the roles were reversed.

This may be a shitty way of looking at it, but I think they are kids, kids are not going to be faithful. Perhaps it was back in high school. Perhaps it was the girl before your friend that he cheated on. Perhaps he cheated on an old girlfriend with the current girlfriend. There are to many questions and it is causing my brain to hurt!

4th and Long
04-25-2006, 10:26 AM
Where does you loyalty lie? Do you care enough about your friend to tell her? If she is just having fun and playing with him donít bother, but if she loves him and plans to spend her life with him (god I hope not) and you value her as your friend, then yes, you tell her. If you donít want to deal with him than tell her that he took your test and this was his answer, she can worry about getting the details.
Or ... you can play the smart card and mind your own damn business.

RedNFeisty
04-25-2006, 10:38 AM
Or ... you can play the smart card and mind your own damn business.


I personally would not mind my own business if it were a very good friend of mine. However, I would probably approach him vs. her, but not everyone is like me.

KChiefsQT
04-25-2006, 10:39 AM
Or ... you can play the smart card and mind your own damn business.
That's what I'm gonna do. I didn't see anything...

RedNFeisty
04-25-2006, 10:44 AM
Damn it, I have only been in this predicament once. My best friend from grade school was married and she planned, ďplannedĒ on cheating on her hubby. Clint told the hubby before I could do or say anything. Needless to say she wasnít my friend after that. Other than that, I just mainly give advice to my girlfriends that have been cheated on. It takes some time to sit and absorb what you know and what actions should be taken. Each situation has different solutions.






This thread was fun until you had to go and ask me such a question QT, good going! :)

BIG_DADDY
04-25-2006, 10:45 AM
Same with the animal thing, I thought about answering yes just because sometimes the woman can be an animal.

ROFL I am having fun with this link anyway. Already played out well with a few people.

Dunit35
04-25-2006, 10:50 AM
I was in the shower the other day, and my wife asked me which of her friends I'd do if I was allowed, and I briefly thought about showing her my spreadsheet rankings of every woman I've ever met, but decided it would be better to play dumb.


hahaha....I can't stop laughing at this post.

4th and Long
04-25-2006, 10:51 AM
That's what I'm gonna do. I didn't see anything...
Atta girl!!! :)

Dunit35
04-25-2006, 10:54 AM
I sure hope QT saw my awesome one where I humped animals, went both ways, was a virgin and had a 4-5 cm penis.

go bowe
04-25-2006, 12:19 PM
I'll do yours if you do mine.now that sounds like a good deal... ROFL ROFL ROFL

CHENZ A!
04-25-2006, 02:44 PM
I need to send this test to some people. ROFL