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Rain Man
04-23-2006, 01:03 PM
Wow! Those things are great!

They shoot out these little sponge projectiles at near-sonic speeds. My employees are in for a rough Monday.

http://www.pocketpc-club.nl/contentimages/4848_1.01

Count Zarth
04-23-2006, 01:04 PM
It's good to be the boss. Just don't shoot a boob or a buttock, or you could face sexual harrassment.

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 01:06 PM
I'm just aiming for center of mass. My goal is to bring 'em down.

Phobia
04-23-2006, 01:08 PM
I have 4 or 5 of them. Those little darts actually throw much better than they can be fired.

4th and Long
04-23-2006, 01:08 PM
Anyone besides me starting to worry about Kevin, just a little bit?
http://www.oralchelation.com/heart/images/worried.gif
On a side note, I just passed 13K. I remember when I used to care. Now?
http://www.funkyfridge.com/shop/images/AB-BP-24122.jpg

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 01:09 PM
Hmm. Throwing isn't as intimidating, though.

I bought some of the sonic darts, too, that whistle when they fire. I can't wait to try them out.

alanm
04-23-2006, 01:09 PM
I'm just aiming for center of mass. My goal is to bring 'em down.
How good is your aim? You could put out someones eye. :shake: :)

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 01:10 PM
Anyone besides me starting to worry about Kevin, just a little bit?


Okay, you're on my assassination list. I wonder how these things fire outdoors?

Donger
04-23-2006, 01:12 PM
Okay, you're on my assassination list. I wonder how these things fire outdoors?

Find out today. 82 degrees F today and f*cking snow tomorrow.

4th and Long
04-23-2006, 01:18 PM
Okay, you're on my assassination list. I wonder how these things fire outdoors?
[insert Mission Impossible music]

Little did the double agent, AKA Rain Man, know that he had been on my assassination list for some time now.

Reconnaissance teams have observed the target intently for a short period of time using flyby missions. A satellite makes one pass by the planet, and transmits back its data.

Surveillance teams have observed the target intently for a long period of time using satellites and first strike teams. The satellite points its instruments at target, usually in orbit in a north-south axis over the planet's poles so that it can view a different locations of the target with each rotation.

We are currently using in-depth studies as a final phase of data gathering. The time draws near

Count Zarth
04-23-2006, 01:21 PM
The best nerf guns are the ones with the air pumps. You can really build up some pressure.

alanm
04-23-2006, 01:22 PM
Find out today. 82 degrees F today and f*cking snow tomorrow.
Yeah, It got up to 88 yesterday here in Scottsbluff and looking at 40 tomorrow. It's raining and 51 at the moment.

Psyko Tek
04-23-2006, 01:25 PM
I had one that would fire 30 darts rapid fire
the kids had single shots

nevr get the kids the best toys

Count Zarth
04-23-2006, 01:26 PM
Yeah, It got up to 88 yesterday here in Scottsbluff and looking at 40 tomorrow. It's raining and 51 at the moment.

Oh, 88. You poor pussies. It was 100 the other day down here. :cuss:

4th and Long
04-23-2006, 01:28 PM
Oh, 88. You poor pussies. It was 100 the other day down here. :cuss:
Uh ... you live in Texas. What the hell do you expect? 72 and low humidity?

Donger
04-23-2006, 01:29 PM
Oh, 88. You poor pussies. It was 100 the other day down here. :cuss:

I know. I was there. I don't know how you stand it.

Count Zarth
04-23-2006, 01:36 PM
I know. I was there. I don't know how you stand it.

I spend as much time inside as humanly possible.

jspchief
04-23-2006, 02:20 PM
Does anyone else get a mental picture of a new episode of The Office from this thread?

Please Rainman, don't become Michael.

|Zach|
04-23-2006, 02:21 PM
A bunch of us around the apartment complex have gotten some of those. The place hasnt been the same since. Someone even got Benny the snake.

|Zach|
04-23-2006, 02:22 PM
I spend as much time inside as humanly possible.
ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2006, 02:23 PM
I spend as much time inside as humanly possible.



Really? I never would've guessed.

morphius
04-23-2006, 02:29 PM
Now you can get those strange rocks sitting outside your house before they close in on you and get you!

Reaper16
04-23-2006, 02:33 PM
A bunch of us around the apartment complex have gotten some of those. The place hasnt been the same since. Someone even got Benny the snake.
Same with my dorm, lol.

stevieray
04-23-2006, 02:35 PM
orange bullets..?

:hmmm:

Reaper16
04-23-2006, 02:43 PM
orange bullets..?

:hmmm:
And blue tips. Very Denveresque, unfortunately.

JBucc
04-23-2006, 03:50 PM
I have one of these
http://i6.ebayimg.com/01/i/06/d6/bf/f3_1.JPG

Talisman
04-23-2006, 03:51 PM
"You tell 'em Kevin's comin'. And hell's comin' with him. HELL'S COMIN' WITH HIM!"

cookster50
04-23-2006, 04:48 PM
It looks like it shoots out penis's.

cdcox
04-23-2006, 04:51 PM
It looks like it shoots out penis's.

None of my business but if you penis has a blue tip, you might consider going to the doctor to get that checked out.

JBucc
04-23-2006, 04:52 PM
None of my business but if you penis has a blue tip, you might consider going to the doctor to get that checked out.not to mention a suction cup on the end

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 05:10 PM
I need to get me an intern. I don't want to hurt a full-time employee.

Skip Towne
04-23-2006, 05:12 PM
I need to get me an intern. I don't want to hurt a full-time employee.
Talk to Hoover. He doesn't pay his employees either.

cdcox
04-23-2006, 05:12 PM
I need to get me an intern. I don't want to hurt a full-time employee.

It looks like it shoots out cigars.

JBucc
04-23-2006, 05:14 PM
Put thumb tacs on the end. That'd be fun. Or order a poison dart frog off ebay and coat them in the venom.

KcMizzou
04-23-2006, 05:20 PM
Or order a poison dart frog off ebay You can do that?

I'm so there...

Rain Man
04-23-2006, 05:22 PM
It looks like it shoots out cigars.

I'm going to need a lot more target practice.

Simplex3
04-23-2006, 05:26 PM
Some asshat at a customer site has those and they were shooting them at eachother. One of the boobs smashed one right into the middle of the screen on my laptop. Now I have dead pixels. One of these days his cat is going to wind up dead, shot through the monitor of his home computer.