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Rain Man
04-24-2006, 05:07 PM
I would definitely want to get a remote-controlled shark for it.

http://www.frontgate.com/jump.jsp?sort=-1&itemType=PRODUCT&AS=1&keyword=shark&itemID=3389&iProductID=3389

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/6062/6h/s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/frontgate/23494?$detail_main$

It would need to be bigger, though. And bite. I'd want it to be able to bite.

thebrad84
04-24-2006, 05:11 PM
Something tells me that at the price of $99.50 and it using only 4 AA batteries, that thing would be a major disappointment.

CHIEF4EVER
04-24-2006, 05:12 PM
I would definitely want to get a remote-controlled shark for it.

http://www.frontgate.com/jump.jsp?sort=-1&itemType=PRODUCT&AS=1&keyword=shark&itemID=3389&iProductID=3389

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/6062/6h/s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/frontgate/23494?$detail_main$

It would need to be bigger, though. And bite. I'd want it to be able to bite.

And chew and swallow and belch. Especially belching after eating. That would be a nice touch.

Joe Seahawk
04-24-2006, 05:12 PM
That looks more realistic than the one in Jaws 3..

chiefsfaninNC
04-24-2006, 05:14 PM
I could think of other things that I would like besides using it's teeth.

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 05:16 PM
Something tells me that at the price of $99.50 and it using only 4 AA batteries, that thing would be a major disappointment.

Hmm. So it's unrealistic to think that it could leap out of the water and smash little remote-control fishing boats? Because that would be really cool.

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 05:17 PM
I could think of other things that I would like besides using it's teeth.

I - uh.... I think that ... (concerned and perplexed look at chiefsfaninNC).

CHIEF4EVER
04-24-2006, 05:17 PM
Oh, and it need to have a FRICKIN LASER BEAM ON IT'S HEAD.

Clint in Wichita
04-24-2006, 05:18 PM
Only if it has a laser on its f_ckin' head.

Clint in Wichita
04-24-2006, 05:18 PM
Oh, and it need to have a FRICKIN LASER BEAM ON IT'S HEAD.


Bastard!

CHIEF4EVER
04-24-2006, 05:19 PM
Bastard!

ROFL :p

thebrad84
04-24-2006, 05:23 PM
Hmm. So it's unrealistic to think that it could leap out of the water and smash little remote-control fishing boats? Because that would be really cool.
Unfortunately I'm thinking so.

And yeah, what the hell are you talking about ChiefsfaninNC? Are you suggesting you'd use this as some sort of sexual device?..and..if so, how? what? where? when? WHY?

QuikSsurfer
04-24-2006, 05:24 PM
i'd rather have a remote anaconda

thebrad84
04-24-2006, 05:27 PM
i'd rather have a remote anaconda
Good lord people...what is the deal with the sexual devices? It's supposed to be a toy...not for the bedroom or anywhere else for that matter.

Jilly
04-24-2006, 05:27 PM
oh, oh, you could, you could tie a rope to it and then to a tube and it could pull you around!! That would be SUPER DUPER fun!!

Jilly
04-24-2006, 05:28 PM
Good lord people...what is the deal with the sexual devices? It's supposed to be a toy...not for the bedroom or anywhere else for that matter.

you should really broaden your horizons!

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 05:30 PM
Good lord people...what is the deal with the sexual devices? It's supposed to be a toy...not for the bedroom or anywhere else for that matter.

A GIRL anaconda (perverted laugh)...

thebrad84
04-24-2006, 05:32 PM
you should really broaden your horizons!
That's what I'm trying to insinuate to chiefsfaninNC and QuickSurfer..although i was only kidding with QuickSurfer unless he was thinking sexual thoughts when dreaming of a remote controlled anaconda.

thebrad84
04-24-2006, 05:32 PM
A GIRL anaconda (perverted laugh)...
ROFL

QuikSsurfer
04-24-2006, 05:34 PM
That's what I'm trying to insinuate to chiefsfaninNC and QuickSurfer..although i was only kidding with QuickSurfer unless he was thinking sexual thoughts when dreaming of a remote controlled anaconda.
and i was
:shrug:

thebrad84
04-24-2006, 05:39 PM
and i was
:shrug:
ROFL ROFL

You sick sick son of a...actually, hey..thats not a bad idea... :hmmm:

bogie
04-24-2006, 05:47 PM
It needs to play the Jaws music and have Richard Dryfus (sp) body parts hanging out of its mouth. That would be cool.

Jilly
04-24-2006, 05:54 PM
oh, oh, OHHHHH, I love that idea!! Of it playing music. Maybe it could have auxilary parts to it that could float around the water and the shark could be like magnetized to seek those parts out and eat them..... OH MAN, I wish I had a pool.

BucEyedPea
04-24-2006, 05:57 PM
Wow! Looks cool....I have a pool.
We've had all kinds of similar contraptions put in it too...but nothing like that.

Rain Man
04-24-2006, 06:09 PM
oh, oh, OHHHHH, I love that idea!! Of it playing music. Maybe it could have auxilary parts to it that could float around the water and the shark could be like magnetized to seek those parts out and eat them..... OH MAN, I wish I had a pool.

You'd think that it would at least come with some little floating swimmers that you could (ahem) retrieve.

Jilly
04-24-2006, 06:10 PM
You hush - so what if I'm 12 inside still. What's it to ya?