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Logical
04-25-2006, 08:35 PM
:D

Your official thread for venting.

tommykat
04-25-2006, 08:37 PM
:hmmm::BS: can't say anything....the king always screws it up~:banghead:

chiefsfaninNC
04-25-2006, 08:38 PM
I hope the server can handle the number of hits this thread will generate.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-25-2006, 08:38 PM
This thread is going to be longer than the draft thread.

Chiefs Express
04-25-2006, 08:39 PM
Vlad, you are seriously sick.

Logical
04-25-2006, 09:05 PM
Vlad, you are seriously sick.Fiendishly brilliant maybe.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-25-2006, 09:06 PM
No cockpump.

Chiefs Express
04-25-2006, 09:09 PM
Fiendishly brilliant maybe.

yeah, right...... a legend in your own mind.

I will be surprised if you don't develop progressive brain damage every time you sit down.

Otter
04-25-2006, 09:13 PM
I'll get this out of the way now: No QB again? Dammit Carl!!!!

Nice foresight Vlad

milkman
04-25-2006, 09:45 PM
Can it be an official thread if your get the Planet lexicon wrong?

It's Damnit Carl!!!!

Damnit Jim!!!

big nasty kcnut
04-25-2006, 10:51 PM
What no hot cheerleaders damnit carl.

kc-nd
04-25-2006, 10:56 PM
I think if there was a draft for NFL cheerleaders, there would be way more people on the planet, and there would also be a get rid of the old and get the new.

Ultra Peanut
04-25-2006, 11:12 PM
If we don't draft DeAngelo, there will be blood running in the streets.

KCTitus
04-26-2006, 07:03 AM
Since this is the Official 'Damnit Carl' venting thread, I thought it would be wise at this early point to post The Lexicon so that people can get their verbage right. Ive noticed over the last couple of drafts, many people have been slippling especially the useage of wasted draft pick versus pissed away draft pick.

It's disappointed me that our resident geniouses (chiefsplanet spelling) get this wrong.

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.
29. Valid Rumor - Any speculation on how Carl Peterson almost screwed up a draft pick/trade/FA Acquisition.

Logical
04-26-2006, 04:37 PM
Since this is the Official 'Damnit Carl' venting thread, I thought it would be wise at this early point to post The Lexicon so that people can get their verbage right. Ive noticed over the last couple of drafts, many people have been slippling especially the useage of wasted draft pick versus pissed away draft pick.

It's disappointed me that our resident geniouses (chiefsplanet spelling) get this wrong.

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.
29. Valid Rumor - Any speculation on how Carl Peterson almost screwed up a draft pick/trade/FA Acquisition.

Thanks Titus this will be useful especially this year with all the n00bs we have added to the BB.

Logical
04-28-2006, 11:54 AM
Dammit Carl!!!:cuss:

Just practicing:evil:

ChiefsCountry
04-28-2006, 12:00 PM
Last year I was pretty happy at the Chiefs draft. Nothing really to get mad at.

htismaqe
04-28-2006, 12:01 PM
ROFL

It's just too bad that we can even have a laugh with a thread like this.

BigChiefFan
04-28-2006, 12:04 PM
And with the 20th overall pick, the Chiefs select DE, from Florida State, Kam Wimbley. ****in' typical Carl.


LOL.