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banyon
04-26-2006, 12:12 AM
I will provide a rating in blue for each comment. 1=lowest-almost coherent comment 10= classic Chiefs Express retartedness.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:13 AM
Here is the initial reply. Obviously he is not bothered by my vacation. :rolleyes:

Somebody quote this so banyon can see how much of a noob he really is.

If you don't like reading what I write just bypass the posts that you see my name on, it's easy. I have zero people on ignore, but I do have the capability to resist commenting with some of the more unsavory characters. You see me as unsavory and with no common good so just don't respond. Or be the coward and keep hiding behind your ignore button

He calls me a n00b and a coward and refers to his "capability to resist posting" this is classic, a 9/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:13 AM
It's amazing that banyon has an aversion to reading what I post but will attack what I've said blindly. I guess we can all presume it is because he doesn't have a legitimate defense for his viewpoints.

Maybe because it falls into a pattern and would be likely to be exactly the same? Asserts that I do not defend my arguments, which anyone here whether they disagree with me or not knows is patently false. Applying that criticism to CE, however, fits like a glove. pretty dumb, but not classic. 7/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:14 AM
Typical response from someone like banyon. The last election had two major candidates, Bush and Kerry. NOT Gore.Typical response from someone like banyon. The last election had two major candidates, Bush and Kerry. NOT Gore.

I guess banyon is still pissed that his uncle Al was not elected.


Now THIS is Classic idiocy. In the same thread, just one page earlier I stated that I did not vote for Gore. go figure. 10/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:15 AM
:rolleyes: I don't remember anyone ringing your chimes. Why don't you let the adults continue the conversation?

This was not in response to my post, but in response to Pitt Gorilla. It doesn’t apply to PG of course, but it fits CE like a glove. 9/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:15 AM
It has been said that 99% of lawyers make it bad for the rest of them.Now it has to be 99.00000000001% of the lawyers make it bad for the rest of them.

Now I know which law firm not to select if the need ever arose

So he blasts my profession and claims to somehow know who I work for. I wonder if he got it through his classified info? :hmmm: weak. 4/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:16 AM
Right. Probably just some overzealous supporters who financed their own fraudulent pollilng company. I do it all the time.
Among sources, you forgot:

Bob Jones Prof,

and Former McCain campaign director (I would think he would qualify as a decent source on this issue)

besides, covering their tracks with front groups is a tactic employed by both parties as you well know.

There you go again, attempting to convince us that you have the ability to think

Here it is. I've had him on iggy for well over a week, but nevertheless, CE feels the need to show off his sparkling wit. 6/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:16 AM
I don't remember you be invited into this discussion, but you need to read what he wrote and then check out the dictionary.

Here he is picking on Pitt Gorilla again for some reason. Honestly, who ever invites CE into any conversation? Why would you? 3/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:17 AM
Top Headlines from NewsMax.com...

For some reason, CE posted about 5 of these stupid threads in less than a week. He is not referencing any particular issue, nor any particular article. If I wanted to read all of their info, I would just subscribe to the site. Doe he long for Rexcjake's companionship? 4/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:17 AM
Yep, banyon is a flaming coward. He will throw darts at someone with no background on the conversation.

this is classic. lambaste the guy whom you have annoyed. Pulls the ever-popular "people who put me on iggy are cowards". It's almost as good as watching O'Reilly "If you don't come on my show then you are a coward!" 9/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:18 AM
Well, let us know what you find so amusing.
Great. He posts the Newsmax BS and then informs us that he didn't even bother to read it. Why not just spam us with articles from a porn site? 5/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:18 AM
In the past you are probably correct, but not of late and surely not today.Clean up your act, it's actually pretty easy

CLEAN...UP...YOUR...ACT...

I think this speaks for itself. 8/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:19 AM
Too bad that you will turn your iggy off. I'd prefer that you remain cowardly and not post.

This may be the only post so far that I agree with. Perhaps I should leave it on. :hmmm: 6/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:19 AM
If you are really worried about it, go to SC and clear up the issue with your wit and intellect. I'm sure you will go far in the fight.

If you aren't planning to go to SC, why do you give a shit?

I thought Adept showed this for the absolute absurdity that it was.

Flippant Response-1950's version:If you aren't planning to go to SC, why worry about segregation and miscegenation laws?

Exactly. Classic narrow-minded tunnel vision straight from the source. 8/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:20 AM
Considering you are no more of an intellectual than I am it is impossible for your comment to have any merit.

This is another classic CE tactic. Assert things about other people's biographies that you have no basis for, but act indignant if anyone asserts anything about your own biography (or report it to the mods).9/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:20 AM
"I want justice. There's an old poster out West that said, 'Wanted, dead or alive.' "


Then pack your bags and head to Afghanistan. You can start putting the posters up all over the country.

This is almost funny...almost. 5/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:20 AM
Not quite right. You tried to insult SR. I dont' think your courtroom tactics will make you a successful trial lawyer.

This was in response to a thread where religion was actually discussed per Stevie Ray's lamentation. Was not an insult, was TIC. This is classic inability to distinguish the difference. BTW I do not plan on planning my career around advice/disparagement from people CE. 7/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:21 AM
You are extremely lame today. You might try to lay off for a while and get your wits about you, at the moment you look like a jackass

So this is in response to SaulBadguy. So to reiterate, according to CE, Saul is lame and CE is not. OK. :rolleyes: 4/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:21 AM
I need to learn a new skill in arguments.
If I am losing at an argument, rather than just admit I am wrong, I need to learn to A) change the subject, pretending as if that wasn't the original argument I was taking part in or, B) Claim I don't have time to explain how I was actually right.

I think you should just quit posting, you lose all of your arguments.

If you comment was meant to insult me, you are reaching the limits of your ability. It can't be done.

Stupid topics need off the wall shit posted. That's why I'm here

Wrong, Sully pegged you to a tee. Of course your inability to understand that is also classic CE. so 8/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:21 AM
Sorry to pop your bubble, but you haven't been shit from day one.

I've only stated the obvious.

Are the banana's your homo statement?

In response to go bo. Seriously, who gets into a fight with go bo?

Ridiculcous, and as usual, the insult is not even funny. 9/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:22 AM
I thought rep didn't mean anything to you.

It was meant to be neg, I apologize if it wasn't. I guarantee the next one will be.

Now that I have you off Iggy, I can join in the fun!!! PBJ 7/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:22 AM
Well, isn't that special!!

I guess that you guys are not aware that I don't really care about your polls nor the legitimacy of them. I've posted only to keep you spinning.

And Hamasshole, you spin just real nice. Still haven't learned how to function in the real world huh

So, he asks for evidence in previous posts, but when it is presented from obviously unbiased sources he doesn't care. This truly illustrates what his MO is. 10/10.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:23 AM
I understand your disagreement with Hamas, BL.

But comparing him to CE? I don't buy it. Nobody else is on that level.


None of could ever be on the same level as I am...

Well, we agree again. 5/10

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:24 AM
So, In summary, I think we con draw two conclusions.

1) CE's "new" mode of posting has completely gone by the wayside.

2) Apparently the IT department has again unblocked the Planet from his work computer.

As God as my witness, I'll never feel sorry for CE again! Form now on , it's Iowanian mode on his posts!

(I'll bet patteeu is jealous of this post-whoring spectacle).

patteeu
04-26-2006, 06:35 AM
This is almost funny...almost. 5/10

I gave him rep for that one because I thought it made it over the funny threshold.

patteeu
04-26-2006, 06:38 AM
So, In summary, I think we con draw two conclusions.

1) CE's "new" mode of posting has completely gone by the wayside.

2) Apparently the IT department has again unblocked the Planet from his work computer.

As God as my witness, I'll never feel sorry for CE again! Form now on , it's Iowanian mode on his posts!

(I'll bet patteeu is jealous of this post-whoring spectacle).

I didn't even think about being jealous because I was too busy wondering why someone would put another poster on iggy and then come back and read all his stuff. But beyond that, why would that someone think that everyone else wanted to read those posts for a second time? ;)

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 06:48 AM
So, In summary, I think we con draw two conclusions.

1) CE's "new" mode of posting has completely gone by the wayside.

2) Apparently the IT department has again unblocked the Planet from his work computer.

As God as my witness, I'll never feel sorry for CE again! Form now on , it's Iowanian mode on his posts!

(I'll bet patteeu is jealous of this post-whoring spectacle).

Your assumptions are incorrect.

I don't think you have the compassion to feel sorry for anyone. You are just a baiter in the little world of bulletin boards and with this post I'd guess that you skipped by the journeyman stage and are now a master.

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 06:52 AM
It is my opinion that you have gone beyond the normal posting of members of this board.

Just what is your intent? I don't think you can describe it in any other terms than being obsessed with what I've written. You spend a few days with me on iggy because you can't stand to read what I say and then the first thing you do is post whore (as you've accused others of doing) and bring up quite a number of old posts that I've made.

You are either mentaly unstable or just stupid.

If mental unstability is the problme there are doctors that can help you with your problem.

If you are just stupid, I guess there is no cure for you.

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 06:53 AM
Your assumptions are incorrect.

I don't think you have the compassion to feel sorry for anyone. You are just a baiter in the little world of bulletin boards and with this post I'd guess that you skipped by the journeyman stage and are now a master.

Just in case you don't get the story line here.

Apprentice baiter

Journeyman baiter

Master baiter.

banyon
04-26-2006, 08:54 AM
It is my opinion that you have gone beyond the normal posting of members of this board.

Just what is your intent? I don't think you can describe it in any other terms than being obsessed with what I've written. You spend a few days with me on iggy because you can't stand to read what I say and then the first thing you do is post whore (as you've accused others of doing) and bring up quite a number of old posts that I've made.

You are either mentaly unstable or just stupid.

If mental unstability is the problme there are doctors that can help you with your problem.

If you are just stupid, I guess there is no cure for you.

It was an experiment. To see if the grass was greener. But Vlad was right, you just keep showing up in other people's quotes and the thread becomes about your idiocy rather than the actual subject matter. I was going to let bygones be bygones with your "forgiveness" poll, but since that was obviously a short lived sham, I've decided the best approach is now to just call you on your idiocy immediately.

banyon
04-26-2006, 08:55 AM
Hopefully you find this thread to be very annoying. Me commenting on the minutae of every thing that you post and how it reflects on your personality....

...because THAT'S HOW EVERYONE ELSE FEELS WITH ALMOST EVERY POST YOU MAKE!!!

unlurking
04-26-2006, 09:22 AM
I still have the douchebag on iggy, and may consider putting those who quote his dumb ass on iggy as well! ;)

Oh well, I do appreciate a good calling out thread.

Sully
04-26-2006, 11:10 AM
I enjoy the comedy of his posts.
I still have never seen the thread where he claims a change of tone is coming. I'd like to read it.

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:47 AM
I enjoy the comedy of his posts.
I still have never seen the thread where he claims a change of tone is coming. I'd like to read it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138605

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:54 AM
I didn't even think about being jealous because I was too busy wondering why someone would put another poster on iggy and then come back and read all his stuff.

It was mostly because I read about two of his posts that referred to me as a "coward" and it motivated me to look through the rest to call him on his :BS:

But beyond that, why would that someone think that everyone else wanted to read those posts for a second time? ;)

Good point. I apologize to those whom I have caused additional mental anguish.

Sully
04-26-2006, 12:12 PM
Good point. I apologize to those whom I have caused additional mental anguish.

Every once in a while a good show will have a compilation episode, where some of the funnier, or more defining scenes from all the previous episodes are re-shown. Sure it's a cop-out by the directors, but they are fun to watch. I can't imagine my life without the Seinfeld ones, they are brilliant.
So, in summation, no need to apologize, at least to me. I enjoy the humor.

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 12:25 PM
So by this you are attempting to show that I'm an asshole.

Well, hello fellow asshole.

Your opinion is just as worthless as your posts.

go bowe
04-26-2006, 12:29 PM
what i want to know is why didn't my t*m c*sh gem get a rating?

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 12:39 PM
what i want to know is why didn't my t*m c*sh gem get a rating?

It must be really discouraging for you to have nothing better to do than exercise your disdain for people on the internet. I'll bet you are a very popular person where you work, if you work.

go bowe
04-26-2006, 12:52 PM
It must be really discouraging for you to have nothing better to do than exercise your disdain for people on the internet. I'll bet you are a very popular person where you work, if you work.i'm not the least bit discouraged, but thanks for caring...

i'm surprised you can discern my disdain for you, btw...

i didn't think you were that smart...

and no, my only job is making fun of you...

but at least it's easy work... ROFL ROFL ROFL

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 12:53 PM
i'm not the least bit discouraged, but thanks for caring...

i'm surprised you can discern my disdain for you, btw...

i didn't think you were that smart...

and no, my only job is making fun of you...

but at least it's easy work...

Simple minded things for simple minds. Keep your self occupied.

banyon
04-26-2006, 12:56 PM
what i want to know is why didn't my t*m c*sh gem get a rating?

I'm sorry, that was an error. I will edit that post right away.

banyon
04-26-2006, 01:02 PM
Why'd CE disable his rep if he doesn't care about that sort of stuff?

go bowe
04-26-2006, 01:31 PM
oh, he doesn't care about anything...

he's just another form of shit-stirrer...

we have several famous ones on the board already...

but he's working on becoming the most retarted poster ever, and he's loving every minute of it too..

Baby Lee
04-26-2006, 01:41 PM
but he's working on becoming the most retarted poster ever, and he's loving every minute of it too..
I think your second clause is more telling than the first. Nobody can be this vapid and mean it.
At this point, even skinbra is saying 'Deet-dah-Deeee! Hooock!'
TommyKat is laughing at him so hard, she's lodged herself behind appliances again.

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 04:16 PM
Why'd CE disable his rep if he doesn't care about that sort of stuff?

If you want to know about the rep, just ask.

banyon
04-26-2006, 04:29 PM
If you want to know about the rep, just ask.

I did. If you think I didn't, then I am now.

Logical
04-26-2006, 06:09 PM
Your assumptions are incorrect.

I don't think you have the compassion to feel sorry for anyone. You are just a baiter in the little world of bulletin boards and with this post I'd guess that you skipped by the journeyman stage and are now a master.

Does anyone else see the irony in Voldemortom's constant belittling of BBs and the efforts made to post on them. When he spends so much effort on this BB posting?

WilliamTheIrish
04-26-2006, 06:11 PM
It must be really discouraging for you to have nothing better to do than exercise your disdain for people on the internet. I'll bet you are a very popular person where you work, if you work.

Not discouraging at all.

Sometimes I feel bad because your hockey helmet sits askew on your skull.

|Zach|
04-26-2006, 10:11 PM
ha!

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 10:19 PM
Not discouraging at all.

Sometimes I feel bad because your hockey helmet sits askew on your skull.

you are one sick puppy.

banyon
04-26-2006, 10:52 PM
Here's a fresh CE classic from my PM box:



PM title: You want English? (presumably this is in response to the post where I plead for a little subject verb agreement in thread titles).

PM:
You said:

your and idiot.


I guess English isn't your first language.

REPLY:

Observation is not your stong suit.

That has been made part of the Chiefsplanet lexicon.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2490583&postcount=75

It's self-referentially ironic, not that you would understand what the f*** that means either.

I'll post this so everyone can see you for the unobservant half-wit you have revealed yourself to be.

Dumb and unobservant. I give it 8/10.

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 11:05 PM
Here's a fresh CE classic from my PM box:



PM title: You want English? (presumably this is in response to the post where I plead for a little subject verb agreement in thread titles).

PM:


REPLY:

Observation is not your stong suit.

That has been made part of the Chiefsplanet lexicon.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2490583&postcount=75

It's self-referentially ironic, not that you would understand what the f*** that means either.

I'll post this so everyone can see you for the unobservant half-wit you have revealed yourself to be.

Dumb and unobservant. I give it 8/10.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

You really don't get it do you?

Let me ax you a question, do you walk upright or are you still dragging your knuckles?

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:21 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

You really don't get it do you?

Let me ax you a question, do you walk upright or are you still dragging your knuckles?

Let me "ax" you a question (nice to see you have sort of half-lamely appropriated urban slang, typical):

WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS MIND-NUMBINGLY RETARDED AND ANNOYING OR WAS THERE SOME TRAGIC ACCIDENT THAT WARPED YOU INTO THIS PATHETIC CREATURE?

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 11:24 PM
Let me "ax" you a question (nice to see you have sort of half-lamely appropriated urban slang, typical):

WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS MIND-NUMBINGLY RETARDED AND ANNOYING OR WAS THERE SOME TRAGIC ACCIDENT THAT WARPED YOU INTO THIS PATHETIC CREATURE?

Damn you are ****ing stupid. Why don't you find a life?

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:28 PM
Damn you are ****ing stupid. Why don't you find a life?

You should stare at the bolded section for a few minutes and then stare at your mirror.

It is transparently obvious that you may be the biggest sh**-faced loser in the history of this BB.

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 11:29 PM
You should stare at the bolded section for a few minutes and then stare at your mirror.

It is transparently obvious that you may be the biggest sh**-faced loser in the history of this BB.

Do the big letters make it easier for you to read?

Maybe dick and jane books are what you need. It surely befits your mentality.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-26-2006, 11:32 PM
Would you both agree to an "I Quit" Match if I booked one for the next major wrestling PPV???

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 11:33 PM
Would you both agree to an "I Quit" Match if I booked one for the next major wrestling PPV???

Butt out moron.

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:34 PM
Would you both agree to an "I Quit" Match if I booked one for the next major wrestling PPV???

No. he started this with his post-"forgiveness" duplicity.

It's war.

I'm calling him on his stupidity from now on. No more feeling sorry for the stupid POS.

(inquiry: do DC threads go to Romper Room?)

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:36 PM
Would you both agree to an "I Quit" Match if I booked one for the next major wrestling PPV???

Butt out moron.

The third rule of Fight Club is : one fight at a time. ROFL

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 11:37 PM
No. he started this with his post-"forgiveness" duplicity.

It's war.

I'm calling him on his stupidity from now on. No more feeling sorry for the stupid POS.

(inquiry: do DC threads go to Romper Room?)


I'd say that your stupidity call has been called.

I'd ask you a question but I don't think you have the ability to read past CE.

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:37 PM
Do the big letters make it easier for you to read?

Maybe dick and jane books are what you need. It surely befits your mentality.

Yes, I am the one with the limited vocabulary and inability to grasp even the most rudimentary of concepts. :rolleyes:

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 11:46 PM
Recent PM from banyon -

I'll quit when you quit.

You will not have the last word.

My response....

Do you realize how childish you sound with this?

Are you sure you work at a law firm?



Why would I stop? You started the festivities, not me.

Chiefs Express
04-26-2006, 11:48 PM
Yes, I am the one with the limited vocabulary and inability to grasp even the most rudimentary of concepts.

I'm sure you have studied my life and know everything there is to know about me......:rolleyes:

Your are obsessed, for what reason is beyond me.

I'm a likeable guy, just ask anyone that knows me. Oh shit, we can't do that there isn't anyone here that knows me.

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:56 PM
I'm sure you have studied my life and know everything there is to know about me......:rolleyes:

Your are obsessed, for what reason is beyond me.

I'm a likeable guy, just ask anyone that knows me. Oh shit, we can't do that there isn't anyone here that knows me.

No that's the product of empirically based inductive reasoning.

Go look it up.

banyon
04-26-2006, 11:58 PM
Recent PM from banyon -



My response....

Do you realize how childish you sound with this?

Are you sure you work at a law firm?



Why would I stop? You started the festivities, not me.

No you ALWAYS start this crap when other people want to have political discussions about actual subjects.

You've said as much on several occasions:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3169643&postcount=97

Chiefs Express
04-27-2006, 06:57 AM
No that's the product of empirically based inductive reasoning.

Go look it up.:rolleyes:

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