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ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:04 AM
It just drives me nuts. Get you all wrapped up, get you on cloud nine and then drop you. :banghead:

I might join Skip in his anti woman stuff now. The Planet and booze, great comfort. ROFL

Count Zarth
04-26-2006, 12:07 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=122958&highlight=women

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134404&highlight=women

Katipan
04-26-2006, 12:07 AM
Maybe its because boys suck.

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 12:08 AM
"I'm in love with a stripper"

Sure-Oz
04-26-2006, 12:08 AM
They aren't bad as long as you are confident and don't take their shit, trust me.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 12:09 AM
Don't trust him. He's a man.

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 12:10 AM
They aren't bad as long as you are confident and don't take their shit, trust me.


Yeah that works real well. I use to let my ex walk all over my ass before one day I got sick of it and wouldn't let her do it anymore. We broke up not long after that. Felt better about myself afterwords too.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 12:12 AM
You still smell like pee. You know nothing about girls.

Sure-Oz
04-26-2006, 12:12 AM
Yeah that works real well. I use to let my ex walk all over my ass before one day I got sick of it and wouldn't let her do it anymore. We broke up not long after that. Felt better about myself afterwords too.
I think everyone should be like that with girls, alot aren't, and alot don't have game cause they aren't confident with themselves atleast with women their interested in. If you are like that and they don't want to be with you, then good, you can move on to a better one, no one has time for bullshit, seriously and no you don't have to be a jerk to women, just be a man.

Count Zarth
04-26-2006, 12:12 AM
In my experience, girls aren't all that difficult. I get along with my sisters pretty good. :shrug:

Katipan
04-26-2006, 12:13 AM
I have little to no problem with dealing with me.

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:13 AM
Man I am listening to gochiefs talk about girls. I think I might need something stronger now.

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 12:15 AM
Gochiefs walk away from the thread, the adults are talking.

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:19 AM
Also what in the world is up with girls and the you remind me of a brother crap? I have heard that way too many times.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 12:19 AM
It means you're a pussy.

:(

I'm sorry, honey.

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 12:21 AM
Yeah what Mer said.

It means you're really nice.

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:21 AM
It means you're a pussy.

:(

I'm sorry, honey.


Yeah figured that. Always the nice guy, who gets bit in the a$$.

Count Zarth
04-26-2006, 12:22 AM
Gochiefs walk away from the thread, the adults are talking.

Don't be a jerk.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 12:23 AM
This is why I just don't bother putting my man up on cloud nine.

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 12:23 AM
Don't be a jerk.


ha, I was only kidding guy.

Count Zarth
04-26-2006, 12:24 AM
ha, I was only kidding guy.

Watch your mouth.

Count Zarth
04-26-2006, 12:25 AM
This is why I just don't bother putting my man up on cloud nine.

Maybe he's there and you don't even know it.

For some guys, just being around their woman is enough.

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 12:28 AM
Watch your mouth.


Yeah, ok badass.

chefsos
04-26-2006, 12:29 AM
Watch your mouth.
:shrug:He's just talkin' 'bout Shaft...

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:29 AM
Ok I decided no Mr. nice guy anymore. How hard is to be an a**?

luv
04-26-2006, 12:30 AM
Also what in the world is up with girls and the you remind me of a brother crap? I have heard that way too many times.
I'll bet you $100 I've heard the sister or friend speech more than you've heard the brother speech. How many times do men dump women for no apparent reason? It's a two way street, hon.

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 12:31 AM
It's not very hard. I did it all through high school. Still do it every now and then.

kregger
04-26-2006, 12:33 AM
Ok I decided no Mr. nice guy anymore. How hard is to be an a**?
not so hard, then you meet miss wonderful, fall in love, and the vicious cycle churns again.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-26-2006, 12:33 AM
I'll bet you $100 I've heard the sister or friend speech more than you've heard the brother speech. How many times do men dump women for no apparent reason? It's a two way street, hon.
There ya go! He should go out and hook up with some new chick, and then dump her for no reason. :)

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 12:34 AM
There ya go! He should go out and hook up with some new chick, and then dump her for no reason. :)


Hell yeah, that will bring up his confidence.

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:35 AM
I'll bet you $100 I've heard the sister or friend speech more than you've heard the brother speech. How many times do men dump women for no apparent reason? It's a two way street, hon.

Yeah good point. One reason is most guys do it bc they got what they want, and then hurt the girl to get rid of her. Seen it too many times, actually felt sorry for the girls. I have seen my friends do it way to often.

luv
04-26-2006, 12:35 AM
There ya go! He should go out and hook up with some new chick, and then dump her for no reason. :)
I'll volunteer. Then at least I could say I had a date.

kregger
04-26-2006, 12:37 AM
Luv, you sound desperate.

luv
04-26-2006, 12:38 AM
Luv, you sound desperate.
Well, I already know I'm getting dumped, so I won't have my hopes up. :)

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-26-2006, 12:41 AM
Well, I already know I'm getting dumped, so I won't have my hopes up. :)
ROFL

Btw, is that really your eyeball in your avatar?

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:41 AM
Man this is starting to remind me of a Simpsons epsoide where Edna takes a date from Bart. And she says man I took a sympothy date from a 10 year old.

luv
04-26-2006, 12:42 AM
ROFL

Btw, is that really your eyeball in your avatar?
Nope. Found it browsing the internet.

kregger
04-26-2006, 12:43 AM
It must be the Springfield connection.

luv
04-26-2006, 12:43 AM
Man this is starting to remind me of a Simpsons epsoide where Edna takes a date from Bart. And she says man I took a sympothy date from a 10 year old.
You're not 10, are you? I might have to reconsider.

luv
04-26-2006, 12:44 AM
It must be the Springfield connection.
Nah. My reasoning is that I just don't date often. I really don't meet that many new people.

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:45 AM
Man this sounds bad, but I think I might pull the old sympthany trick at the clubs on Thursday.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-26-2006, 12:46 AM
Nope. Found it browsing the internet.
OK, in that case it only slightly freaks me out.

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:47 AM
You're not 10, are you? I might have to reconsider.

Nope, 21.

Sure-Oz
04-26-2006, 12:47 AM
Ok I decided no Mr. nice guy anymore. How hard is to be an a**?
You don't have to be an asshole. Just don't worship the ground she walks on/compliment her alot, buy her things alot etc. You can do nice things here and there, but when dating you just gotta be yourself and be confident, key word there, it's just a damn woman, who gives a crap what she thinks(figure of speech cuz yes i do give a crap LOL), she says something that rattles ya don't let it effect ya, kinda like friends or family. Best line "don't put the pussy on the pedistal" lol from 40 yr old virgin. Trust me if you believe that you are the man you will get girls, just don't be too cocky or fake, they can read through that shit. Don't take any bullshit, cause you have no time for it, period.

edit :)

luv
04-26-2006, 12:48 AM
Man this sounds bad, but I think I might pull the old sympthany trick at the clubs on Thursday.
Clubs. You must be a college kid.

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:49 AM
Clubs. You must be a college kid.

That would explain the little bear head in my avatar.

luv
04-26-2006, 12:50 AM
You don't have to be an asshole. Just don't worship the ground she walks on/compliment her alot, buy her things alot etc. You can do nice things here and there, but when dating you just gotta be yourself and be confident, key word there, it's just a damn woman, who gives a crap what she thinks, she says something that rattles ya don't let it effect ya, kinda like friends or family. Best line "don't put the pussy on the pedistal" lol from 40 yr old virgin. Trust me if you believe that you are the man you will get girls, just don't be too cocky or fake, they can read through that shit. Don't take any bullshit, cause you have no time for it, period.
I'll bet you go through a lot of women.

EDIT: I should say girls.

luv
04-26-2006, 12:51 AM
That would explain the little bear head in my avatar.
Well, I'm a MSU fan, and I'll be 30 this year.

Sure-Oz
04-26-2006, 12:52 AM
I'll bet you go through a lot of women.

EDIT: I should say girls.
haha nah not really, you just have to think that way, some women can try to intimidate cause they know their hot shit. I am really a nice, caring guy, and i come off as that with them, but not as a desperate ohhh do you have a bf yadda yadda guy, the dating game is tough if you don't know what to do.

luv
04-26-2006, 12:53 AM
haha nah not really, you just have to think that way, some women can try to intimidate cause they know their hot shit. I am really a nice, caring guy, and i come off as that with them, but not as a desperate ohhh do you have a bf yadda yadda guy, the dating game is tough if you don't know what to do.
Yeah, you must really care a lot when you don't give a crap what they think.

Sure-Oz
04-26-2006, 12:54 AM
Yeah, you must really care a lot when you don't give a crap what they think.
it's a figure of speech, you obviously took it the wrong way. :(

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:54 AM
Well, I'm a MSU fan, and I'll be 30 this year.

30? Thats weird, the last two times me and my friends went to Westport, we were getting hit on all night by 30 year olds. These were hot ones too.

Sure-Oz
04-26-2006, 12:55 AM
30? Thats weird, the last two times me and my friends went to Westport, we were getting hit on all night by 30 year olds. These were hot ones too.
ha, 30 isn't that old, i know a few hot 30 year olds :)

Demonpenz
04-26-2006, 12:56 AM
git r done

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 12:56 AM
ha, 30 isn't that old, i know a few hot 30 year olds :)

I'm 21 though.

Sure-Oz
04-26-2006, 12:57 AM
Ahh i see...well don't give up hope, just continue being you and be confident about yourself, you'll find a great girl, she was just the wrong one. :(

Demonpenz
04-26-2006, 12:58 AM
oh's no's

tk13
04-26-2006, 01:02 AM
OK, in that case it only slightly freaks me out.
Just don't go around Lzen with it. :) Ages ago I used to have a great big eye as my avatar... it was great. Freaks people out.

Other than that, the rest of you people are depressing. Cheer up.

Demonpenz
04-26-2006, 01:03 AM
nose oh's

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 01:04 AM
I'm watching Anaconda...

luv
04-26-2006, 01:05 AM
it's a figure of speech, you obviously took it the wrong way. :(
It's my bad. I always either take everything the wrong way, or take them too personally.

Demonpenz
04-26-2006, 01:05 AM
"If you're happy with what you know, do you need an explanation for what you don't?"

ChiefsCountry
04-26-2006, 01:05 AM
Just don't go around Lzen with it. :) Ages ago I used to have a great big eye as my avatar... it was great. Freaks people out.

Other than that, the rest of you people are depressing. Cheer up.

I'm feeling a lot better. The Planet did a better job than the beer.

luv
04-26-2006, 01:05 AM
Just don't go around Lzen with it. :) Ages ago I used to have a great big eye as my avatar... it was great. Freaks people out.

Other than that, the rest of you people are depressing. Cheer up.
I'm happy in my depression! :)

Dunit35
04-26-2006, 01:06 AM
Hey demonpenz...did you just put oh no's on everyone of your posts on all those threads? Cause if you did that's funny.

Demonpenz
04-26-2006, 01:09 AM
Hey demonpenz...did you just put oh no's on everyone of your posts on all those threads? Cause if you did that's funny.
no's?

tk13
04-26-2006, 01:09 AM
It could always be worse. You could be living in a house on top of a giant sinkhole that could fall into the ground at any

luv
04-26-2006, 01:10 AM
It could always be worse. You could be living in a house on top of a giant sinkhole that could fall into the ground at any
ROFL

chefsos
04-26-2006, 01:13 AM
It could always be worse. You could be living in a house on top of a giant sinkhole that could fall into the ground at any
This kind of shit doesn't happen to Chiefsplanet Madness winners.

luv
04-26-2006, 01:14 AM
This kind of shit doesn't happen to Chiefsplanet Madness winners.
Heh. I voted for him.

chefsos
04-26-2006, 01:21 AM
Heh. I voted for him.
So did I. Maybe one of us should call the authorities; you can claim to be his sister and get some good stuff for your yard sale before the actual next of kin is notified. Y'know, if it's salvageable.

Wile_E_Coyote
04-26-2006, 04:22 AM
Luv meet Keg, Keg meet Luv. Now go screw each others brains out

Braincase
04-26-2006, 05:16 AM
Hey... don't get down... there's a club you fellas can join!

Inspector
04-26-2006, 05:31 AM
In my experience, girls aren't all that difficult. I get along with my sisters pretty good. :shrug:

Experience?
Sister?

Be careful man. Check out the laws in your state.

I've heard of stuff like this before.

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:31 AM
Okay, here's my chance: if we've both get spring rolls with our meals, and you're eating yours first as an appetizer, leave me half of the peanut sauce! Don't just go dipping your spring roll in there like it's a bottomless container, and then leaving me less than 30 percent of the container when it's my turn! It's basic math! Come on!

Saulbadguy
04-26-2006, 07:36 AM
Stab her in the face.

Saulbadguy
04-26-2006, 07:37 AM
Okay, here's my chance: if we've both get spring rolls with our meals, and you're eating yours first as an appetizer, leave me half of the peanut sauce! Don't just go dipping your spring roll in there like it's a bottomless container, and then leaving me less than 30 percent of the container when it's my turn! It's basic math! Come on!
Cooked spring rolls, or fresh ones?

Lonewolf Ed
04-26-2006, 07:38 AM
It just drives me nuts. Get you all wrapped up, get you on cloud nine and then drop you. :banghead:

I might join Skip in his anti woman stuff now. The Planet and booze, great comfort. ROFL

It's all summed up with one word: estrogen.

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 07:42 AM
Cooked spring rolls, or fresh ones?

Fresh.


And don't say that it's half-full, either. The container gets narrower as it goes down. Even if it's half-full when you give it to me, and it's not, but even if it is, it contains less than half the peanut sauce, and my last two or three bites end up being just lettuce and stuff. IT MAKES ME SO MAD!

http://www.webpackaging.com/XTURE/Users/WEBpackaging_New/Images/459862-L.jpg

Saulbadguy
04-26-2006, 07:45 AM
Fresh.


And don't say that it's half-full, either. The container gets narrower as it goes down. Even if it's half-full when you give it to me, and it's not, but even if it is, it contains less than half the peanut sauce, and my last two or three bites end up being just lettuce and stuff. IT MAKES ME SO MAD!

http://www.webpackaging.com/XTURE/Users/WEBpackaging_New/Images/459862-L.jpg
I used to not like fresh spring rolls. But now I do. Especially with lots of peanut sauce.

StcChief
04-26-2006, 07:48 AM
How come girls are so difficult???

It's what they want to be.

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2006, 07:52 AM
Fresh.


And don't say that it's half-full, either. The container gets narrower as it goes down. Even if it's half-full when you give it to me, and it's not, but even if it is, it contains less than half the peanut sauce, and my last two or three bites end up being just lettuce and stuff. IT MAKES ME SO MAD!

http://www.webpackaging.com/XTURE/Users/WEBpackaging_New/Images/459862-L.jpg
tell that bitch NO peanut sauce!! she can have wasabi w/lite soy and maybe some ginger

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 08:02 AM
No more peanut sauce for you! No! Not until you learn to calculate volumes better!

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 08:03 AM
I used to not like fresh spring rolls. But now I do. Especially with lots of peanut sauce.


They're okay. I don't usually want them unless I get the soup, but when I get the soup I want something a little more substantial, too, and they're a nice fit.

MOhillbilly
04-26-2006, 08:05 AM
hahaha at this thread.

its about control, the right amount of temper mixed w/ the right affection, and hittin the spot that makes em hot.

easy.

stumppy
04-26-2006, 08:07 AM
Cause women don't think like people.

KcMizzou
04-26-2006, 08:10 AM
"I'm in love with a stripper"Every time I hear that song I think, "Man, that guy's gonna be sooo broke."

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 08:11 AM
I finally had to take control of another situation a while back. We would go through this conversation on every visit to the movies.

Me: "I'll take some Milk Duds, and some of those little cookie dough bites, and..."

Her: "Let's split a soda."

Me: "Okay. .... and a large soda."

Her: "We don't need a large. It's huge."

Me: "Are you sure? Remember last time."

Her: "We don't need a large."

Me: (warily) "Okay. Make that soda a medium."

[Ten minutes later, we're in our seats, and the previews are about to end.]

Me: [Sppppplllllorrrrrrrkkkkkk] [Rattle, rattle, rattle] "Hey, what happened to the soda?"

Her: "What do you mean?"

Me: "It's empty."

Her: "I guess we finished it off."

Me: "I had one drink! Seriously, where is it? Is it under the seat or something? Did you pour it in a travel mug?"

Her: "I guess I drank a lot of it."

Me: "EEEEEEAYYYYYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAA!"

ChiTown
04-26-2006, 08:17 AM
"He like to bite me in the 'Fagina'"

It's all about the box. They have one, we don't. End of story

MOhillbilly
04-26-2006, 08:19 AM
"He like to bite me in the 'Fagina'"

It's all about the box. They have one, we don't. End of story

thats a defeatist attitude.

when you get one go into it thinking that when/if you make a break w/ her everytime she has sex w/ someone else she'll be thinking of you.


ruin it for the next guy.

el borracho
04-26-2006, 08:29 AM
Because since age 14 guys have been trying to stick their d!cks in their holes.

Donger
04-26-2006, 08:39 AM
I don't think they are difficult at all; on the contrary. They tend to be more complex than men in their thought processes, but I wouldn't immediately call that difficult.

chagrin
04-26-2006, 08:43 AM
Okay, here's my chance: if we've both get spring rolls with our meals, and you're eating yours first as an appetizer, leave me half of the peanut sauce! Don't just go dipping your spring roll in there like it's a bottomless container, and then leaving me less than 30 percent of the container when it's my turn! It's basic math! Come on!

I agree!

I get my mouth all ready for some Orange Juice, and there's only one sip left in the container, it just don't make no sense!!

MOhillbilly
04-26-2006, 08:47 AM
I don't think they are difficult at all; on the contrary. They tend to be more complex than men in their thought processes, but I wouldn't immediately call that difficult.

If by complex you mean retarded then id agree.

DaKCMan AP
04-26-2006, 08:55 AM
chicks dig me, what can i say

:D

As much as we think they're difficult, they think the same of us.

http://www.geocities.com/dakcman/gator_champs2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/dakcman/logo_head.jpg

Donger
04-26-2006, 08:56 AM
If by complex you mean retarded then id agree.

As long as we fellas acknowledge, understand and accept that most women simply don't think like us, we'd be better off. The same is true for the ladies as well, of course. Personally, I've taken the time and energy to understand my wife's thought processes better than any woman I've ever dealt with and she's done the same. She knows that some things she shouldn't talk to me about and I her, but for the most part we can deal with 99.9% of issues with no problems.

Sometimes getting to this point was painful, but we both wanted to do it, so we invested in it.

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 08:58 AM
As much as we think they're difficult, they think the same of us.




That's because we're logical.

Rain Man
04-26-2006, 08:58 AM
As long as we fellas acknowledge, understand and accept that most women simply don't think like us, we'd be better off. The same is true for the ladies as well, of course. Personally, I've taken the time and energy to understand my wife's thought processes better than any woman I've ever dealt with and she's done the same. She knows that some things she shouldn't talk to me about and I her, but for the most part we can deal with 99.9% of issues with no problems.

Sometimes getting to this point was painful, but we both wanted to do it, so we invested in it.

We know that she's standing behind you.

Hi, Mrs. Donger.

Jilly
04-26-2006, 09:05 AM
You know, I'll be the honest girl here. Women are difficult. I don't know why. I hate that it is that way, but it just is. Some are more difficult than others, etc. Even I can't hardly stand how difficult we are, so I hang out with guys.
But unfortunately, unless you are gay, you men have to live with us as we are. Just accept that you won't ever figure it out completely and if it's extra difficult to have a relationship with a particular woman, then she's not the right woman and move on.

Donger
04-26-2006, 09:06 AM
We know that she's standing behind you.

Hi, Mrs. Donger.

Yeah, she was, with a baseball bat and a bottle of anal lube.

Scary woman, my wife.

el borracho
04-26-2006, 09:09 AM
Yeah, she was, with a baseball bat and a bottle of anal lube.

Scary woman, my wife.
Time to update your website?

Garcia Bronco
04-26-2006, 09:18 AM
You know, I'll be the honest girl here. Women are difficult. I don't know why. I hate that it is that way, but it just is. Some are more difficult than others, etc. Even I can't hardly stand how difficult we are, so I hang out with guys.
But unfortunately, unless you are gay, you men have to live with us as we are. Just accept that you won't ever figure it out completely and if it's extra difficult to have a relationship with a particular woman, then she's not the right woman and move on.

that's what I do...but now it's getting to the point that I don't want to deal with a woman at all.

Jilly
04-26-2006, 09:21 AM
that's what I do...but now it's getting to the point that I don't want to deal with a woman at all.

See, that's a good attitude, because as soon as you say that, the right woman, that you can't figure out but know you have to be with, will come along from out of the blue.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 09:29 AM
You know, I'll be the honest girl here. Women are difficult. I don't know why. I hate that it is that way, but it just is. Some are more difficult than others, etc. Even I can't hardly stand how difficult we are, so I hang out with guys.
But unfortunately, unless you are gay, you men have to live with us as we are. Just accept that you won't ever figure it out completely and if it's extra difficult to have a relationship with a particular woman, then she's not the right woman and move on.

awww you poor thing

Jilly
04-26-2006, 09:32 AM
awww you poor thing

point proven

Katipan
04-26-2006, 09:34 AM
point proven

Through my travels there is only one kind of woman that can not get along with other women. The silly jealous bitter insecure lonely girls.

The girls that go onto an internet message board to talk about another girl's tits but then whines about how girls behave.

You're fluff.

Jilly
04-26-2006, 09:35 AM
Through my travels there is only one kind of woman that can not get along with other women. The silly jealous bitter insecure lonely girls.

The girls that go onto an internet message board to talk about another girl's tits but then whines about how girls behave.

You're fluff.

again, point proven

Sure-Oz
04-26-2006, 09:36 AM
It's my bad. I always either take everything the wrong way, or take them too personally.
Nah its cool, i shouldjnt have worded that phrase that way, i should've said "who cares what anyone thinks" instead heh, women/girls was just the subject at hand. also i was buzzin when i posted too! :shake:

Katipan
04-26-2006, 09:36 AM
again, point proven

indeed tit girl

Donger
04-26-2006, 09:38 AM
If I were to supply silk teddies and down pillows, would you two settle this the old-fashioned way?

Stryker
04-26-2006, 09:39 AM
Women are difficult and yes they can cause you pain but, the good news is that there is always another one that makes you wonder why you were with the previous one in the first place!

The ones I love the most are the women that think the grass is greener on the other side and then realize that it is not - they regret it and then want you back but it is too late. Justice! Next.

We can't live with them but we can't live with out them either :drool:

Katipan
04-26-2006, 09:39 AM
ack! gross. no, but with some flannels and an axe we can do it how the lumberjacks do it.

Jilly
04-26-2006, 09:40 AM
honestly, I'm not here to get in an argument with some girl on the internet.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 09:41 AM
whew!

Jilly
04-26-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings Mer, I honestly am. Seriously had no idea it got to you that way.

CosmicPal
04-26-2006, 09:44 AM
Girls are over-rated.

Professional women however, are pretty damn good.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 09:44 AM
Hypocrisy does that to me.

Stryker
04-26-2006, 09:54 AM
See, that's a good attitude, because as soon as you say that, the right woman, that you can't figure out but know you have to be with, will come along from out of the blue.

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner! Kudos. That is the truth. :clap:

MOhillbilly
04-26-2006, 09:58 AM
DING! DING! DING! We have a winner! Kudos. That is the truth. :clap:


no the truth is - when in doubt, choke them out -

Stryker
04-26-2006, 10:04 AM
no the truth is - when in doubt, choke them out -

True but if there is doubt - don't get involved!

David.
04-26-2006, 10:04 AM
be rich, girls love that.

RedNFeisty
04-26-2006, 11:12 AM
For the most part women are emotional thinkers and men are logical thinkers. Women are very indecisive changing their minds always (just look at how long it takes us to get dressed for work in the mornings). Women want to be pampered and protected while they are nurturing and controlling. Some women think they deserve everything they want and there should not be any conditions to it. These are just a few of my thoughts on the subject.

BIG_DADDY
04-26-2006, 11:16 AM
For the most part women are emotional thinkers and men are logical thinkers. Women are very indecisive changing their minds always (just look at how long it takes us to get dressed for work in the mornings). Women want to be pampered and protected while they are nurturing and controlling. Some women think they deserve everything they want and there should not be any conditions to it. These are just a few of my thoughts on the subject.

Awesome advice. I might just add that they will always test you as well. As soon as you turn into a wimp and cater to their every desire they will lose interest and dump you like a hot potatoe. One more thing, when it's over it's over.

BIG_DADDY
04-26-2006, 11:18 AM
The one thing I have noticed is that most men that get women but can't keep them act like real men to begin with but then they change and turn into wimps.

Ari Chi3fs
04-26-2006, 11:25 AM
when i was 21, I banged a 34 year old Latina nurse... oh man. THat was a great 4 minutes.

MOhillbilly
04-26-2006, 11:28 AM
The one thing I have noticed is that most men that get women but can't keep them act like real men to begin with but then they change and turn into wimps.

yup.

chagrin
04-26-2006, 11:28 AM
For the most part women are emotional thinkers and men are logical thinkers. Women are very indecisive changing their minds always (just look at how long it takes us to get dressed for work in the mornings). Women want to be pampered and protected while they are nurturing and controlling. Some women think they deserve everything they want and there should not be any conditions to it. These are just a few of my thoughts on the subject.


Your response, Clint???


justtryingtogoadyoutwointoanotherasseatingdiscussion

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 11:29 AM
I'm 21 though.
I highly recommend banging 30-35 yr old MILFs and banging them like an old screen door. It's great, they generally have gotten over the hang ups and sexual BS that a 21 yr old girl has yet to deal with. And it's like their second childhood....everything they grab they want to put in their mouth.

Only suggested as a call and ball. Not a relationship. Not women with kids, you didn't breed'em you don't want to feed'em. Those are "other people's problems". Stay away from Bebe's kids.

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 11:30 AM
Awesome advice. I might just add that they will always test you as well. As soon as you turn into a wimp and cater to their every desire they will lose interest and dump you like a hot potatoe. One more thing, when it's over it's over.
It's not over until you blow some man jam on her pillow...THEN it's over. Sleep on that baby.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 11:31 AM
haahahah just how much experience do you have, hon?

MOhillbilly
04-26-2006, 11:35 AM
Only suggested as a call and ball. Not a relationship. Not women with kids, you didn't breed'em you don't want to feed'em. Those are "other people's problems". Stay away from Bebe's kids.

thats shit imo. My dad adopted me after him and my mom got married.

Fish
04-26-2006, 11:35 AM
The ones I love the most are the women that think the grass is greener on the other side and then realize that it is not - they regret it and then want you back but it is too late. Justice! Next.

This kind of thought process seems a little.... disturbing....

luv
04-26-2006, 11:41 AM
It funny, to me, that, when a guy asks why girls are difficult, guys think they know the answer.

MOhillbilly
04-26-2006, 11:43 AM
It funny, to me, that, when a guy asks why girls are difficult, guys think they know the answer.


itws cause we know that girls dont have a clue and by the time they may figure it out theyre to crusty of enjoy.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 11:45 AM
I'm pretty sure I blamed all the men.

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 11:45 AM
thats shit imo. My dad adopted me after him and my mom got married.
That would be the exception, not the rule. Clearly this is going to be the case from time to time. But the rest of the time you're stuck taking care of somebody else's love child when you should be out expanding your harem. And, let's face it, when there's a kid involved you rank somewhere near cleaning up dog shit from the neighbor's yard on the priority scale. It's cool, but recognize the inherent difficulties and just do the job you both know needs to be done and have it over with.

luv
04-26-2006, 11:46 AM
I'm pretty sure I blamed all the men.
As you should.

MOhillbilly
04-26-2006, 11:48 AM
That would be the exception, not the rule. Clearly this is going to be the case from time to time. But the rest of the time you're stuck taking care of somebody else's love child when you should be out expanding your harem. And, let's face it, when there's a kid involved you rank somewhere near cleaning up dog shit from the neighbor's yard on the priority scale. It's cool, but recognize the inherent difficulties and just do the job you both know needs to be done and have it over with.

yeah but then you may miss out on like the first time i ever asked if i could call my dad - Dad.
It takes a man to step up to the plate.

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 11:49 AM
It funny, to me, that, when a guy asks why girls are difficult, guys think they know the answer.
Guys don't "think" we know, we just flat out know. Let's face it, we're the logical gender. It's just that most women object to the idea that they can be summed up in such simple terms. They want to be deep and complex. I generally let women continue down that path until it interferes with me watching the game, drinking beer, or slipping singles into some stripper's g-string. Then it's time to learn the law.

luv
04-26-2006, 11:50 AM
Okay, explain this. The woman in the apartment next to me is bawling (again), and her and her man just had sex 3 1/2 hours ago. Of course, I think she's a nut case. Some women just have psychological problems.

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 11:50 AM
yeah but then you may miss out on like the first time i ever asked if i could call my dad - Dad.
It takes a man to step up to the plate.
Or the first dupe with a bankroll. Either way Mommy gets what she wants out of the deal, kid gets new shoes, and some poor shlub is stuck with the bill.

Donger
04-26-2006, 11:51 AM
Okay, explain this. The woman in the apartment next to me is bawling (again), and her and her man just had sex 3 1/2 hours ago. Of course, I think she's a nut case. Some women just have psychological problems.

Maybe he's a quick draw artist, and she has delayed stress syndrome?

luv
04-26-2006, 11:51 AM
Guys don't "think" we know, we just flat out know. Let's face it, we're the logical gender. It's just that most women object to the idea that they can be summed up in such simple terms. They want to be deep and complex. I generally let women continue down that path until it interferes with me watching the game, drinking beer, or slipping singles into some stripper's g-string. Then it's time to learn the law.
Oh please. It's simple. It's because it's fun and we can.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 11:52 AM
Or the first dupe with a bankroll. Either way Mommy gets what she wants out of the deal, kid gets new shoes, and some poor shlub is stuck with the bill.

You are a sad angry little man.

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 11:54 AM
Okay, explain this. The woman in the apartment next to me is bawling (again), and her and her man just had sex 3 1/2 hours ago. Of course, I think she's a nut case. Some women just have psychological problems.
When dealing with all women it's generally a good idea to maintain the premise they're nuts until proven otherwise. Until then, you accidentally gave her the wrong phone number and your house is being fumigated.

luv
04-26-2006, 11:55 AM
Maybe he's a quick draw artist, and she has delayed stress syndrome?
I think he has her laughing again. I hope they have make up sex before I get home from work tonight. There's nothing like getting woke up to the high pitched sound of "Oh, Bobby! OH BOBBY!" at 9AM.

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 11:56 AM
You are a sad angry little man.
Just a realist shining the light of knowledge for all my wayward brethren groping their ways through the senseless corridors of the female psyche.

Katipan
04-26-2006, 11:57 AM
I think he has her laughing again. I hope they have make up sex before I get home from work tonight. There's nothing like getting woke up to the high pitched sound of "Oh, Bobby! OH BOBBY!" at 9AM.

Simple. He's got a huge dick. :D

Can we have a sleepover?

Katipan
04-26-2006, 11:58 AM
Just a realist shining the light of knowledge for all my wayward brethren groping their ways through the senseless corridors of the female psyche.

Betcha I can get more pussy than you.

BIG_DADDY
04-26-2006, 12:03 PM
Betcha I can get more pussy than you.

NICE!!!

Donger
04-26-2006, 12:05 PM
Betcha I can get more pussy than you.

That's hardly impressive. You own one.

BIG_DADDY
04-26-2006, 12:09 PM
That's hardly impressive. You own one.

Well you have one at home too so now it's even. I still got my money on Katipan.

Raiderhader
04-26-2006, 12:33 PM
Maybe its because boys suck.


Only the ones who are gay.

bkkcoh
04-26-2006, 12:46 PM
It just drives me nuts. Get you all wrapped up, get you on cloud nine and then drop you. :banghead:

I might join Skip in his anti woman stuff now. The Planet and booze, great comfort. ROFL

Rhetorical question???? :hmmm:

Because they have what we like to enjoy........

So we don't have to do this all of the time ==> :holdman:

But this.... ==> :hump:

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 01:25 PM
I think he has her laughing again. I hope they have make up sex before I get home from work tonight. There's nothing like getting woke up to the high pitched sound of "Oh, Bobby! OH BOBBY!" at 9AM.
Pity for poor Bobby. Sounds like she's a weeper. So overcome with the emotion of it all she deems it necessary to blubber all over the place.

RaiderH8r
04-26-2006, 01:29 PM
Betcha I can get more pussy than you.
I bet you can too. Tell ya what....you bring the pussy and I'll bring the video camera.

ENDelt260
04-26-2006, 05:22 PM
Betcha I can get more pussy than you.
Setting the bar kinda low, aren't ya?

Mr. Kotter
04-26-2006, 06:03 PM
It just drives me nuts. Get you all wrapped up, get you on cloud nine and then drop you. :banghead:

I might join Skip in his anti woman stuff now. The Planet and booze, great comfort. ROFL

I missed this thread the first time around....so I'm sure it's been said, but WTF....

III? Is that you?

:p

Jenny Gump
04-26-2006, 07:44 PM
How come girls are so difficult?


Because we own all the pussy.

Count Zarth
04-26-2006, 08:19 PM
when i was 21, I banged a 34 year old Latina nurse... oh man. THat was a great 4 minutes.

Ohhhhhh yeah.

KChiefsQT
04-26-2006, 09:21 PM
It just drives me nuts. Get you all wrapped up, get you on cloud nine and then drop you. :banghead:

I might join Skip in his anti woman stuff now. The Planet and booze, great comfort. ROFL

Skip is not anti women. Just anti dumb broads, right Skippy??