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Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:12 PM
May I first off say welcome to my brethren and whom I believe to be the true heartbeat of this little slice of Chiefs heaven we call Chiefsplanet.com. I'm here to talk to you tonight about a man deserving of your vote to be the Greatest Chiefsplaneteer of all Time. His name is Skip Towne. He is the only member of this fine establishment that takes the time to point us out when we crawl out of our holes and speak our opinions. He is the man that stands up and gives up prophetic statements such as "Shut up, n00b". This is all part of his tough love approach to encourage us to jump in the mix of posting here on the planet. It's much like hazing, or initiation into a gang. It's gotta be tough or EVERYONE would join right? When most people talk smack to you they are trying to be hateful or get a laugh out of their boys. Not Skip, no siree. He is merely trying to break us in and make us "one of the boys."

Now I know that the whole purpose of this little contest was to see which one of the regular posters could go the distance and win this little popularity contest. Let me state now, the choice is clear. It is the choice of the n00bs. It will be the man who has the heart that encourages the heartbeat of this planet. It will be......Skip Towne. He will wear the crown. The crown the n00bs will adoringly place on his head. Stand up new planeteer. Make your voice heard. Vote for the only man to EVER acknowledge your existence here. VOTE FOR SKIP!!!!!!

JBucc
04-28-2006, 09:12 PM
Go to hell.

Sully
04-28-2006, 09:14 PM
prophetic

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:16 PM
Go to hell.



Naysayer. I say thicken your skin. Understand the love and adoration being sent your way by Skip Towne. He only wants the best for you here on Chiefsplanet. You didn't hate your father when he smacked that ass, don't hate your Chiefsplanet daddy either.

JBucc
04-28-2006, 09:17 PM
Naysayer. I say thicken your skin. Understand the love and adoration being sent your way by Skip Towne. He only wants the best for you here on Chiefsplanet. You didn't hate your father when he smacked that ass, don't hate your Chiefsplanet daddy either.What? I like skip. I hate you.

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:18 PM
What? I like skip. I hate you.


You cyber bully.

Skip Towne
04-28-2006, 09:19 PM
Go to hell.
Why you stupid chicken plucking Arky I oughtta rochambeau

JBucc
04-28-2006, 09:19 PM
You cyber bully.
Naysayer. I say thicken your skin. Understand the love and adoration being sent your way by JBucc. He only wants the best for you here on Chiefsplanet. You didn't hate your father when he smacked that ass, don't hate your Chiefsplanet daddy either.

Herzig
04-28-2006, 09:19 PM
May I first off say welcome to my brethren and whom I believe to be the true heartbeat of this little slice of Chiefs heaven we call Chiefsplanet.com. I'm here to talk to you tonight about a man deserving of your vote to be the Greatest Chiefsplaneteer of all Time. His name is Skip Towne. He is the only member of this fine establishment that takes the time to point us out when we crawl out of our holes and speak our opinions. He is the man that stands up and gives up prophetic statements such as "Shut up, n00b". This is all part of his tough love approach to encourage us to jump in the mix of posting here on the planet. It's much like hazing, or initiation into a gang. It's gotta be tough or EVERYONE would join right? When most people talk smack to you they are trying to be hateful or get a laugh out of their boys. Not Skip, no siree. He is merely trying to break us in and make us "one of the boys."

Now I know that the whole purpose of this little contest was to see which one of the regular posters could go the distance and win this little popularity contest. Let me state now, the choice is clear. It is the choice of the n00bs. It will be the man who has the heart that encourages the heartbeat of this planet. It will be......Skip Towne. He will wear the crown. The crown the n00bs will adoringly place on his head. Stand up new planeteer. Make your voice heard. Vote for the only man to EVER acknowledge your existence here. VOTE FOR SKIP!!!!!!

Shut up, nOOb!

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:20 PM
Naysayer. I say thicken your skin. Understand the love and adoration being sent your way by JBucc. He only wants the best for you here on Chiefsplanet. You didn't hate your father when he smacked that ass, don't hate your Chiefsplanet daddy either.


shut up n00b

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:21 PM
Shut up, nOOb!



Sorry, I'd vote for you but you got beat by dogpiss.

hypersensitiveZO6
04-28-2006, 09:21 PM
Naysayer. I say thicken your skin. Understand the love and adoration being sent your way by Skip Towne. He only wants the best for you here on Chiefsplanet. You didn't hate your father when he smacked that ass, don't hate your Chiefsplanet daddy either.


Your taking this planeteer thing way to seriously.

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:22 PM
Your taking this planeteer thing way to seriously.


Am I?

Halfcan
04-28-2006, 09:22 PM
The whole contest is meaningless, since I was not included.

JBucc
04-28-2006, 09:23 PM
The whole contest is meaningless, since I was not included.I hear that!

Jenson71
04-28-2006, 09:24 PM
Skip Towne IS a noob.

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:25 PM
Skip Towne IS a noob.


THAT'S RIGHT!!!! With all of his posts, and all of his tenure here on the planet, he is just a big n00b at heart. Vote for Skip.

Skip Towne
04-28-2006, 09:30 PM
Skip Towne IS a noob.
Thank you brother. You are one of the few to recognize I am truly one of you and I have your best interests at heart. *****VOTE FOR SKIP*****

plbrdude
04-28-2006, 09:30 PM
THAT'S RIGHT!!!! With all of his posts, and all of his tenure here on the planet, he is just a big n00b at heart. Vote for Skip.


skip's payin' you off ain't he?

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:31 PM
skip's payin' you off ain't he?


I would like to formally state I know nothing of these alleged accusations.

Skip Towne
04-28-2006, 09:31 PM
skip's payin' you off ain't he?
You want in?

plbrdude
04-28-2006, 09:32 PM
vote for skip

plbrdude
04-28-2006, 09:33 PM
what do we get if you win?

JBucc
04-28-2006, 09:33 PM
You can't buy me off, I'm untouchable.

Halfcan
04-28-2006, 09:33 PM
You want in?

Isn't being the Chess Club President for the Class of 1920 enough glory for you?

Skip Towne
04-28-2006, 09:34 PM
vote for skip
Why thank you. I made a + deposit in your rep account.

banyon
04-28-2006, 09:35 PM
What does it say that Mr. Flopnuts is Skip's campaign manager?

That's like McCain in 08' going with Carrot Top.

plbrdude
04-28-2006, 09:36 PM
Why thank you. I made a + deposit in your rep account.
:thumb:

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:36 PM
What does it say that Mr. Flopnuts is Skip's campaign manager?

That's like McCain in 08' going with Carrot Top.


I would like to state for the record that I in no way resemble Carrot Top. Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.

plbrdude
04-28-2006, 09:37 PM
What does it say that Mr. Flopnuts is Skip's campaign manager?

That's like McCain in 08' going with Carrot Top.


mr flopnuts has the herbal edge.

OnTheWarpath58
04-28-2006, 09:38 PM
Gotta like the effort.

Another vote for Skip.

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:39 PM
mr flopnuts has the herbal edge.


ROFL rep for cross thread humor

Herzig
04-28-2006, 09:43 PM
Why thank you. I made a + deposit in your rep account.

Would that be in his ass?

banyon
04-28-2006, 09:48 PM
I would like to state for the record that I in no way resemble Carrot Top. Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.
:)

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 09:49 PM
Damn you! This smear campaign is completely unacceptable. Take your propaganda to warpaint.

greg63
04-28-2006, 09:51 PM
I have always voted for Skip.


That is all.

FAX
04-28-2006, 09:53 PM
I have to say, Mr. Flopnuts, you are an extraordinarily passionate and convincing advocate.

Your words speak power and are huckleberry enriched. My compliments.

FAX

Skip Towne
04-28-2006, 09:57 PM
I would like to state for the record that I in no way resemble Carrot Top. Thank you for your time and attention to this matter. Now go f*ck yourself

banyon
04-28-2006, 09:57 PM
BTW looking for that Carrot Top pic, I found something disturbing:

has anyone what this freaking weirdo looks like lately? :Lin:

http://static.flickr.com/28/36263591_3f98b7573d.jpg

Skip Towne
04-28-2006, 09:59 PM
Would that be in his ass?
He wasn't as good as you. You jealous bitch!

Herzig
04-28-2006, 10:02 PM
He wasn't as good as you. You jealous bitch!
ROFL

Crush
04-28-2006, 10:18 PM
Don't deny it, Skip is the right choice. I had no choice, but to vote for him.

Der Flöprer
04-28-2006, 10:19 PM
Don't deny it, Skip is the right choice. I had no choice, but to vote for him.


TESTIFY!!!!!

arrowheadnation
04-28-2006, 10:23 PM
I'm a Noob, I support Skip.


<---------Vote for Skip and I'll let you play with my boobies.

Halfcan
04-28-2006, 10:32 PM
BTW looking for that Carrot Top pic, I found something disturbing:

has anyone what this freaking weirdo looks like lately? :Lin:

http://static.flickr.com/28/36263591_3f98b7573d.jpg


They put his head on my body-that is weird.

PastorMikH
04-28-2006, 10:51 PM
For some reasone when I first saw this thread title, I thought, "What if the nOObs are trying to form a 'nOOb Union' to combat Skip.


Think about it, Skip jumps on one and they all pile back. Skip neg reps one to the red, all the others neg him and send positive rep to their union member with the red squares.

It could be kinda comical.:)

greg63
04-28-2006, 10:55 PM
They put his head on my body-that is weird.


...And those are my arms.

hypersensitiveZO6
04-28-2006, 10:57 PM
Mrs. Flopnuts is not very convincing, but either way: another noOb voting for Skip_Towne

Skip Towne
04-28-2006, 10:59 PM
For some reasone when I first saw this thread title, I thought, "What if the nOObs are trying to form a 'nOOb Union' to combat Skip.


Think about it, Skip jumps on one and they all pile back. Skip neg reps one to the red, all the others neg him and send positive rep to their union member with the red squares.

It could be kinda comical.:)
The n00bs are very powerful when they band together. I always try to catch the slowest member of the herd to pick on. I'm actually doing them a favor by culling out the unfit members. Just like Darwin!!!