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Douche Baggins
04-28-2006, 10:01 PM
I was just browsing the Chiefs roster and noticed they describe Greg Wesley as "Bone-rattling" and a "devastating hitter." He's also described as an "excellent tackler."

See what other gems you can find.

hypersensitiveZO6
04-28-2006, 10:04 PM
Rich Scanlon: "Instinctive and cerebral"

hypersensitiveZO6
04-28-2006, 10:08 PM
Damon Huard: "Talented ninth-year signal-caller", "Did an exceptional job of replicating the idiosyncracies of opposing signal callers as Kansas City’s scout team QB a year ago" (wow)

hypersensitiveZO6
04-28-2006, 10:09 PM
Kendral Bell: "Fleet-footed"

When I saw him last season he looked like a slow, piece of shit.

Douche Baggins
04-30-2006, 09:33 PM
Eric Hicks: "Rugged"

Jerome Woods: "Seasoned performer"

Ryan Sims: "Powerful"

kcfanintitanhell
04-30-2006, 09:41 PM
That website is a total joke. I've tried to get on there for the past two days to check out their take on the picks and have been unable to access it.
The server must have imploded when more than 3 people tried to hit it at the same time. :rolleyes:

Dunit35
04-30-2006, 09:45 PM
I had the same problems but it would load after awhile.

Rain Man
04-30-2006, 11:06 PM
Lawrence Tynes: "Hair like an inbred roman emperor"

Tony Gonzalez: "Beautiful, beautiful man"

Jason Dunn: "Man-beast of a blocker"

tk13
04-30-2006, 11:12 PM
Eric Warfield: "Deceptional speedster, durable liver."

Douche Baggins
04-30-2006, 11:15 PM
You guys are lying.

DenverChief
04-30-2006, 11:18 PM
Eric Warfield: "Deceptional speedster, durable liver."
ROFL

chefsos
04-30-2006, 11:27 PM
You guys are lying.
And kcchiefs.com isn't?

Demonpenz
05-01-2006, 12:52 AM
Lawrence tynes. Potty trained

Nightwish
05-01-2006, 01:48 AM
I was just browsing the Chiefs roster and noticed they describe Greg Wesley as "Bone-rattling" and a "devastating hitter." He's also described as an "excellent tackler."

See what other gems you can find.
When Wesley hits, he can take someone's head off - I'll agree with the assessment to that extent. But "when he hits" is a pretty fleeting occurence, so that "excellent tackler" bit is pretty far-fetched.

greg63
05-01-2006, 01:56 AM
Eric Warfield: "Deceptional speedster, durable liver."


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

greg63
05-01-2006, 01:57 AM
You guys are lying.


Gee; ya think?

Guru
05-01-2006, 03:46 AM
Gee; ya think?

He tries not to as often as possible though.

greg63
05-01-2006, 03:57 AM
He tries not to as often as possible though.


...Tries not to, or incapable of? :shrug:

Guru
05-01-2006, 04:05 AM
...Tries not to, or incapable of? :shrug:
:hmmm:

Ultra Peanut
05-01-2006, 04:24 AM
Jerome Woods: "Seasoned performer"He is... well, not so much of a performer anymore, but it sucks that his post-broken leg days have tarnished what he did before then.

penguinz
05-01-2006, 05:48 AM
That website is a total joke. I've tried to get on there for the past two days to check out their take on the picks and have been unable to access it.
The server must have imploded when more than 3 people tried to hit it at the same time. :rolleyes:
How is that any different than this place?

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 09:32 AM
You guys are lying.

Ha. Made you look.