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Demonpenz
05-01-2006, 01:25 AM
Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future.

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225.

WR KR

NFL equivelent. Tori Holt

greg63
05-01-2006, 01:31 AM
Strengths out way the weaknesses, which definitely should make her a top first round choice. :thumb:

Demonpenz
05-01-2006, 01:32 AM
I don't know her shuttle time yet. And I don't think she will let me do a body fat test.

tk13
05-01-2006, 01:36 AM
Gil Brandt: Gets lost in traffic. Poor motor skills. Tends to spend too much time on the phone. Watches "The Notebook" instead of game film. Knows how to change direction to confuse people. Has never made a mistake in an argument, ever.

Demonpenz
05-01-2006, 01:39 AM
shows good flow on certain times of the month

greg63
05-01-2006, 01:41 AM
Gil Brandt: Gets lost in traffic. Poor motor skills. Tends to spend too much time on the phone. Watches "The Notebook" instead of game film. Knows how to change direction to confuse people. Has never made a mistake in an argument, ever.


Sounds like my draft pick; I would add has a memory like a steal trap and is not afraid to use it in an argument in order to bring up 10 - 15 year old wrongs of mine in order to detract and deter from the point at hand.

SoCalBronco
05-01-2006, 01:48 AM
Great instincts, has a nose for balls....flashes big time tits on film....plays low, real low...understands leverage....quick to stack and shed clothes....knows how to use her hands well....physical specimen.....great at the point of attack.

Demonpenz
05-01-2006, 01:59 AM
have we done this deal with planet people yet? Like Bob Dole exceptional beard length

greg63
05-01-2006, 03:07 AM
have we done this deal with planet people yet? Like Bob Dole exceptional beard length


...Don't know, but here's a bump to keep the topic going.

Sully
05-01-2006, 07:23 AM
Brilliant!!!

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 07:31 AM
Did she stop the pass?

Scaga
05-01-2006, 07:35 AM
You forgot the most important question?

Is she a "team player"?

Skip Towne
05-01-2006, 07:42 AM
Exceptional strength......she can pull a train

burt
05-01-2006, 07:46 AM
Weaknesses....... and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing.

I firmly believe this is a positive, not a weakness.....

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 09:29 AM
We haven't heard yet if she's a good ball handler.

Ari Chi3fs
05-01-2006, 09:33 AM
ROFL at Rain Man... twice. Good show, old man. Good show.

Herzig
05-01-2006, 09:36 AM
Strong lips...gets good suction going inside her mouth

Iowanian
05-01-2006, 09:59 AM
Negatives include her deep penetration into the Pocket----book at the mall, and she enjoys her time in the mud a little too much to take home to coach mom.

StcChief
05-01-2006, 10:44 AM
Strong lips...gets good suction going inside her mouth

High Wonderlick score.. :p

Demonpenz
05-01-2006, 11:07 AM
Makes strong breaks for the ball. Sometimes holds the ball losely. Will need coaching to suceed at next level

ChiefButthurt
05-01-2006, 12:32 PM
She really knows how to crank it up. Some would say she has a tight end.

Iowanian
05-01-2006, 12:40 PM
I'm disappointed I missed out on the Wonderlick score joke.

I'd also liked to have added the projected Tight End joke with adjectives about catching the ball with soft hands and with the body.

Calcountry
05-01-2006, 01:06 PM
Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future.

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225.

WR KR

NFL equivelent. Tori HoltThis fact here alone means you could have her in later rounds, and you are reaching.

leviw
05-01-2006, 01:09 PM
She has the ability to easily adjust from man-to-man. She does occassionally call for a double team, which allows for multiple zone penetrations.

go bowe
05-01-2006, 01:12 PM
this thread is worthless with0ut pics...

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:23 PM
Can be caught from behind.

Calcountry
05-01-2006, 01:26 PM
Did she measure up at the combine?

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:28 PM
Goes down easily.

bkkcoh
05-01-2006, 01:32 PM
But can she handle coaching? That is the big question.


They can all the talent in the world, but if you can't coach, you are SOL...

ChiefsCountry
05-01-2006, 01:32 PM
This thread reminds me of a shirt by friend has. It is about football and sex.

Coach
05-01-2006, 01:35 PM
Can she tackle? :hmmm:

Rain Man
05-01-2006, 01:35 PM
Shows good knee bend and open hips.

Coach
05-01-2006, 01:36 PM
Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation.

Sounds like a Ryan Sims/Junior Savaii type of a player.

Calcountry
05-01-2006, 01:41 PM
But can she handle coaching? That is the big question.


They can all the talent in the world, but if you can't coach, you are SOL...Can anyone post Mel Kuipers take on her?

Lurch
05-01-2006, 01:58 PM
Baby, got back.

bkkcoh
05-01-2006, 02:01 PM
Can anyone post Mel Kuipers take on her?It may be ok if she can't or doesn't want to play hurt, if you know what I mean.... :rolleyes:

whoaskew
05-01-2006, 06:27 PM
She has a non-stop motor (mouth).

Chief Chief
05-01-2006, 06:45 PM
Correction to the title of this thread:

"I stalked the girl I wanted to date today"

Mosbonian
05-01-2006, 07:23 PM
If her first position is not her best....is able to adapt to any position.

Hates man-to-man, and likes the One-on-one type of coverage.

Other attributes...can play both ways.....

mmaddog
*******

ChiefButthurt
05-01-2006, 08:21 PM
She has depth.