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chagrin
05-02-2006, 10:58 AM
SORRY IF A REPOST


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060502/ap_on_fe_st/unusual_couple

Tue May 2, 8:11 AM ET



KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.

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It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his wife's 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.

Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.

"I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said. "Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long."

He said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge.

The report did not say if any of Wook's previous 20 husbands are still alive.

Malaysian Muslim men are allowed by their religion to take up to four wives at a time, but reports of women who marry more than once are rare. Muslim women do not practice polygamy.

Malaysia's 26 million population comprises about 60 percent Muslims, almost all ethnic Malays. Large ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities are Buddhists, Hindus or Christians.

chagrin
05-02-2006, 10:58 AM
Come on Grandma, give me some of that grey stuff....

QuikSsurfer
05-02-2006, 10:59 AM
honeymoon should be good times.

Jmart
05-02-2006, 11:00 AM
Old People Suck

stevieray
05-02-2006, 11:02 AM
Old People Suck


young people swallow

;)

QuikSsurfer
05-02-2006, 11:05 AM
young people swallow

;)
ROFL
touche

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 11:07 AM
He's her 21st husband? I've reversed my initial thinking about which one is the golddigger.

luv
05-02-2006, 11:08 AM
Come on Grandma, give me some of that grey stuff....
Bad mental images..... :banghead:

PostalChief
05-02-2006, 11:56 AM
Won't tell
Won't swell
And grateful as hell

Fish
05-02-2006, 12:06 PM
wrinkled....... for his pleasure....

Tatertot13
05-02-2006, 12:12 PM
21 husbands and 104 years of getting it run up in her, he'll probably have to swing to hit wall

Bowser
05-02-2006, 12:13 PM
I've never even considered marrying someone's great-grandmother.

Simplex3
05-02-2006, 12:19 PM
You are some sick mother-f**kers.



ROFL

Wile_E_Coyote
05-02-2006, 12:24 PM
that's a bonecrusher video I don't want to see

chagrin
05-02-2006, 12:27 PM
Hey Honey, take out your dentures, lemme suck on yer gums... :whackit:

Ebolapox
05-02-2006, 12:30 PM
ROFL

there's some sick f*cks on the planet

Inspector
05-02-2006, 12:33 PM
This is so romantic.


Have they discussed family planning?

FAX
05-02-2006, 12:35 PM
There once was a young Pakistani
Who married his best friend's great granny.
She had a mystique
And, like an old antique
He dusted out her nook and crannie.

FAX

Bowser
05-02-2006, 12:37 PM
There once was a young Pakistani
Who married his best friend's great granny.
She had a mystique
And, like an old antique
He dusted out her nook and crannie.

FAX

ROFL

(When I say ROFL, I really mean :Lin: )

Braincase
05-02-2006, 12:55 PM
I've fallen and I can't get up!

Yeah.. but I can use this fireplace poker to prop you up on all fours...

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 01:03 PM
This really disproves the old saying of "Once you go gray, you never go Malay."

Ari Chi3fs
05-02-2006, 01:43 PM
Is this worse than the schoolteachers liking younger men?

Duck Dog
05-02-2006, 01:45 PM
Anyone know what 104 year old pussy tastes like?











Depends. :shrug:

Frankie
05-02-2006, 01:56 PM
This is a hoax. She doesn't look a day older than 103.

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/00/01/20060502111909990003

Wile_E_Coyote
05-02-2006, 02:07 PM
she's got a lot of mileage out of that polaroid camera in the goat pen

Inspector
05-02-2006, 02:09 PM
Anyone know what 104 year old pussy tastes like?











Depends. :shrug:
ROFL ROFL ROFL

OK, now that's some funny stuff, I tell ya what.

kindra68
05-02-2006, 02:16 PM
young people swallow

;)
only the good ones

ArrowheadHawk
05-02-2006, 02:20 PM
when she dies he can just cruise for chicks in the nursing homes

KCChiefsFan88
05-02-2006, 02:23 PM
How about a picture of the newlyweds

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/00/01/20060502111909990003

CHIEF4EVER
05-02-2006, 02:40 PM
How about a picture of the newlyweds

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/00/01/20060502111909990003

Whaaaaaat's love got to do, got to do with it.........ROFL

Rain Man
05-02-2006, 02:43 PM
I can kind of see what's he's doing now. She's hot.

Rooster
05-02-2006, 02:45 PM
Anyone know what 104 year old pussy tastes like?



Depends. :shrug:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

KCChiefsMan
05-02-2006, 03:38 PM
well that's just nasty & disgustin'

ArrowheadHawk
05-02-2006, 03:44 PM
How about a picture of the newlyweds

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/00/01/20060502111909990003
wow....playboy should call her

bringbackmarty
05-02-2006, 03:46 PM
this thread is a classic.

kaplin42
05-02-2006, 03:49 PM
when she dies he can just cruise for chicks in the nursing homes


Yeah, and they wont be able run away from him either.

Spicy McHaggis
05-02-2006, 03:50 PM
Did he laugh at the "Till death do us part" bit of the vows?

tk13
05-02-2006, 03:52 PM
Now that's what I call a dentured servant.

Skip Towne
05-02-2006, 04:51 PM
What? No Skip jokes?

Fish
05-02-2006, 05:11 PM
What? No Skip jokes?

You're old Skip.... but still, you'd break that pelvis in 30 seconds....... unless that's not a bad thing...... :shrug:

Spicy McHaggis
05-02-2006, 06:40 PM
What? No Skip jokes?

If you land 33 year old tail when you're 104 I'm going to follow you around and start taking notes.

ChiefFripp
05-02-2006, 07:18 PM
Maybe there is some truth to this "inner beauty" thing. I had previously thought it was a myth perpetrated by men with ugly wives.

Frankie
05-02-2006, 10:54 PM
wow....playboy should call her
Call her what?

Frankie
05-02-2006, 10:58 PM
when she dies he can just cruise for chicks in the nursing homes
Bullshit! Wives normally outlive their husbands. :(

Frankie
05-02-2006, 11:00 PM
How about a picture of the newlyweds

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/00/01/20060502111909990003
OK the make up guy did an unbelievable job on Endelt. ;) :p

el borracho
05-03-2006, 12:14 AM
OK the make up guy did an unbelievable job on Endelt. ;) :p
Agreed. What is he holding, anyway?

greg63
05-03-2006, 12:20 AM
33 yr old man marries 104 yr old woman

He's a hermorphidite isn't he/she.

Demonpenz
05-03-2006, 01:29 AM
From what i heard they haven't ruled out kids

Frankie
05-03-2006, 09:21 AM
Agreed. What is he holding, anyway?
They didn't change Mer much though! :p ;)

Frankie
05-03-2006, 09:22 AM
From what i heard they haven't ruled out kids
What they said was they'll have kids...
For dinner.

Rain Man
05-03-2006, 09:24 AM
Bullshit! Wives normally outlive their husbands. :(

Yeah, but after 20 of them the odds have to be catching up to her.

chagrin
05-03-2006, 10:10 AM
What they said was they'll have kids...
For dinner.

People say I don't like children...they're crazy, I have 2 for lunch, every day!



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