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FAX
05-04-2006, 02:10 PM
Let 'er rip.

FAX

Bwana
05-04-2006, 02:11 PM
Just throwing it out there I would have to go with the ladies, althouth in a case or two, I may be wrong.

Braincase
05-04-2006, 02:11 PM
Based on all posts, I'd have to guess luv.

Bowser
05-04-2006, 02:12 PM
This should be titled "Which Planeteers Jerk the Chicken the Most?"

QuikSsurfer
05-04-2006, 02:12 PM
lol

listopencil
05-04-2006, 02:13 PM
I hope to God mine is close to ZERO. I had a vasectomy years ago after four children.

Bowser
05-04-2006, 02:13 PM
Just throwing it out there I would have to go with the ladies, althouth in a case or two, I may be wrong.

That would depend on what time of the day, evening, or night you would ask.

I'm sure a couple of gals around here have more swimmers in them than some of the guys do......

Halfcan
05-04-2006, 02:13 PM
This should be titled "Which Planeteers Jerk the Chicken the Most?"


Wow that is a catchy title-lol

Bowser
05-04-2006, 02:14 PM
I hope to God mine is close to ZERO. I had a vasectomy years ago after four children.

Damn, son. You should have switched to decaf in the morning after kid #2.

Bwana
05-04-2006, 02:14 PM
That would depend on what time of the day, evening, or night you would ask.

I'm sure a couple of gals around here have more swimmers in them than some of the guys do......

Exactly. :)

Mr. Laz
05-04-2006, 02:14 PM
1 ....... 2 ........ 3 ............ 4 ............. 5........


may take awhile, i'll be back later

Halfcan
05-04-2006, 02:14 PM
Is five times a day too much? :whackit:

listopencil
05-04-2006, 02:17 PM
Damn, son. You should have switched to decaf in the morning after kid #2.


Yeah. I know. I'm the youngest of five children, after one miscarriage. Potency/fertility runs in my family. I swear a woman could just look at my crotch and get pregnant before the vasectomy.

Mr. Laz
05-04-2006, 02:18 PM
Is five times a day too much? :whackit:

sperm count ... not jackoff count

wutamess
05-04-2006, 02:21 PM
Not me...just found out last weekend that my 4th is on the way. NO MONEY NO MONEY NO MONEY!!!

ROYC75
05-04-2006, 02:30 PM
I can't decide if it's Skip or gochiefs............ one is old and fraile while the other one probally wanks it 5 times per day looking at Playgirl.

StcChief
05-04-2006, 02:30 PM
I hope to God mine is close to ZERO. I had a vasectomy years ago after four children.

Yep...no accidents after 40...COUNT better be ZERO...

Shooting blanks is now wonderful

el borracho
05-04-2006, 02:31 PM
Please keep in mind "you are what you eat" when casting your votes.

listopencil
05-04-2006, 02:37 PM
Yep...no accidents after 40...COUNT better be ZERO...

Shooting blanks is now wonderful


No shit. With our last kid we were using:



1) The pill.

2) Spermicidal vaginal inserts.

3) A condom, but it broke.



...and she still got pregnant.

sedated
05-04-2006, 02:41 PM
No shit. With our last kid we were using:



1) The pill.

2) Spermicidal vaginal inserts.

3) A condom, but it broke.



...and she still got pregnant.


your sperm must look like taffy

listopencil
05-04-2006, 02:44 PM
your sperm must look like taffy




They're persistant little guys. I'll give 'em that. :cuss:

Fish
05-04-2006, 02:50 PM
They're persistant little guys. I'll give 'em that. :cuss:

persistant hell.... more like armed with lightsabers and grenades.....

1adam1238
05-04-2006, 04:33 PM
I've been clipped...so, my sperm count is very low. However, my 17 year old son just informed me on Monday that he impregnated his 23 year old girlfriend. His must be going pretty good.

Rausch
05-04-2006, 04:36 PM
Not winning this contest either...

Bugeater
05-04-2006, 04:47 PM
The plumbing's been shut off here too.

ChiefsFire
05-04-2006, 07:53 PM
your sperm must look like taffy
huh??

taffy?

yo sedate...whats May 11th?