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Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 01:42 PM
Am I the only one sick of seeing him on camera constantly at any Lakers game? His antics have grown way past tiring to me. The little voodoo curse he tried to put on Phoneix last night was so entertaining. I'm glad it didn't work. I think I like it when the Lakers lose as much because I know it bursts his bubble as much it does the teams. I know he's just being a fan and it's not his fault that the cameras always find him... I'm just sick of looking at him.

Plus he's just over-rated as an actor... always plays about the same charactor as far as I'm concerned. Not that that has anything to do with my current rant.

Nice shades in the building too Jack. I guess the Suns are just too bright for your eyes in there.

Maybe it's just me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 01:43 PM
Go away Lakers so I don't have to see this guy anymore.

fan4ever
05-05-2006, 01:49 PM
All the "stars" are a big reason why the Lakers are so popular to beat. It's fun to see these people who live in a make believe world have to deal with reality every once in a while. On the actor thing, I couldn't agree more. Don't dislike the guy, but if he's an "artist" so was John Wayne.

Miles
05-05-2006, 01:49 PM
Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm it has caused me.

jspchief
05-05-2006, 02:15 PM
Don't blame Jack.

Blame the idiots that produce sports television these days that seem to think we give a f&ck about anything other than the actual sporting event.

pak1983
05-05-2006, 02:20 PM
you only wish you could be as dedicated as a fan. the guy rarely misses a game and has been apart of that fanbase for a long long time. get over it. he is a part of the Lakers. moron!

BIG_DADDY
05-05-2006, 02:21 PM
There is nothing wrong with Jack.

Fat Elvis
05-05-2006, 02:25 PM
he is a penishead

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 03:24 PM
Don't blame Jack.

Blame the idiots that produce sports television these days that seem to think we give a f&ck about anything other than the actual sporting event.
Actually I pointed out in the thread started that I didn't "blame" Jack. I'm just sick of him and think he's a marginal actor at best.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 03:25 PM
you only wish you could be as dedicated as a fan. the guy rarely misses a game and has been apart of that fanbase for a long long time. get over it. he is a part of the Lakers. moron!
ROFL

That's more like it.

JBucc
05-05-2006, 03:25 PM
I don't mind Jack, but I definately prefer Ashley Judd.

fan4ever
05-05-2006, 03:31 PM
I don't mind Jack either, but I can't think of anyone/anwhere else fans are allowed to stand up, wander around and converse with players and coaches.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 03:33 PM
I definately prefer Ashley Judd.
Amen



:drool:

DaneMcCloud
05-05-2006, 03:34 PM
I don't mind Jack either, but I can't think of anyone/anwhere else fans are allowed to stand up, wander around and converse with players and coaches.

Watch the Clippers sometime. Billy Crystal & Penny Marshall have done it for years.

JBucc
05-05-2006, 03:35 PM
Watch the Clippers sometime. Billy Crystal & Penny Marshall have done it for years.Yeah but until this year they were the only two in the arena

stevieray
05-05-2006, 03:36 PM
I don't mind Jack either, but I can't think of anyone/anwhere else fans are allowed to stand up, wander around and converse with players and coaches.''

Jack does what he wants, well, because he's Jack.

Fat Elvis
05-05-2006, 03:42 PM
''

Jack does what he wants, well, because he's a Jackass.


Fixed it for you.

stevieray
05-05-2006, 03:45 PM
A very well paid jack ass.

I think people are just jealous of jack's coolness.

;)

Logical
05-05-2006, 03:48 PM
Actually I pointed out in the thread started that I didn't "blame" Jack. I'm just sick of him and think he's a marginal actor at best.I only wish I was half as marginal as Jack. I could get by on 10 mil a film instead of the 20 he gets. Marginal is not based on pure acting talent but on star power and draw. Jack is in the top 5 for that category. By the way except when acting you will basically never see Jack without the shades. I don't know it for a fact but I am guessing he has some kind of eye affliction that makes light painful for him. If you notice he mostly squints when he does not have the shades on.

BIG_DADDY
05-05-2006, 03:48 PM
I don't mind Jack either, but I can't think of anyone/anwhere else fans are allowed to stand up, wander around and converse with players and coaches.

It's good being Jack.

Logical
05-05-2006, 03:51 PM
I don't mind Jack either, but I can't think of anyone/anwhere else fans are allowed to stand up, wander around and converse with players and coaches.You obviously don't ever catch the Knicks, you will see Spike Lee, Woody Allen and a few others doing the same thing. I can't remember who but some celebrities do the same in Philly, I bet it is not as uncommon as you think.

stevieray
05-05-2006, 03:57 PM
You obviously don't ever catch the Knicks, you will see Spike Lee, Woody Allen and a few others doing the same thing. I can't remember who but some celebrities do the same in Philly, I bet it is not as uncommon as you think.


those who have, get.

Psyko Tek
05-05-2006, 04:01 PM
By the way except when acting you will basically never see Jack without the shades. I don't know it for a fact but I am guessing he has some kind of eye affliction that makes light painful for him. If you notice he mostly squints when he does not have the shades on.


Being Stoned is a condition?

sedated
05-05-2006, 04:01 PM
Don't get me started on celebrities.

F*ck 'em all

They are just people. Who gives a f*ck what kind of water they drink and how much they spend on a solid diamond toilet brush

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 04:06 PM
Watch the Clippers sometime. Billy Crystal & Penny Marshall have done it for years.
It's an LA thing.

'Course you got Spike Lee in New York too...

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 04:08 PM
I only wish I was half as marginal as Jack. I could get by on 10 mil a film instead of the 20 he gets. Marginal is not based on pure acting talent but on star power and draw. Jack is in the top 5 for that category. By the way except when acting you will basically never see Jack without the shades. I don't know it for a fact but I am guessing he has some kind of eye affliction that makes light painful for him. If you notice he mostly squints when he does not have the shades on.
I have absolutley no issue with any of that.

I like the term "half as marginal" too. Might have to become my new title line.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 04:10 PM
It's good being Jack.
[door swinging wide open sfx]Yea... well... I don't know Jack.....[door swing wide open sfx/end]

KcMizzou
05-05-2006, 04:12 PM
I don't like the Lakers, but I don't mind Jack.

Spike Lee sure used to piss me off, though.

Fat Elvis
05-05-2006, 04:22 PM
Mars Blackmon pwn3d jackass nicholson.

http://www.antiquetalk.com/marsandjordan.jpg

chief2000
05-05-2006, 04:27 PM
Why doesn't a player forearm JN when he talks his smack.

Billy Crystal from what I understand is the biggest industry asskissing brownnoser.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-05-2006, 04:31 PM
Why doesn't a player forearm JN when he talks his smack.


Probably don't want to be the next Artest.

SLAG
05-05-2006, 04:53 PM
He was the Joker,

I mean C'mon


He could piss in Kobe's mouth and get away with it.

http://chillplace.net/images/avatars/47105992443a7932040f31.jpg

Fat Elvis
05-05-2006, 05:38 PM
He was the Joker,

I mean C'mon


He could piss in Kobe's mouth and get away with it.

http://chillplace.net/images/avatars/47105992443a7932040f31.jpg


Betcha he ate Kobe's poop.

fan4ever
05-05-2006, 05:57 PM
Watch the Clippers sometime. Billy Crystal & Penny Marshall have done it for years.

I guess it's the L.A. crowd...

fan4ever
05-05-2006, 05:59 PM
You obviously don't ever catch the Knicks, you will see Spike Lee, Woody Allen and a few others doing the same thing. I can't remember who but some celebrities do the same in Philly, I bet it is not as uncommon as you think.

I see them sitting in their seats and doing it; never seen them standing next to a player or coach...then again I don't catch too many Knicks games, like you said.

BIG_DADDY
05-18-2006, 10:35 AM
I was watching the Clippers -vs- Suns game in Phoenix the other night and there was Nicholson with his floor seats again. I thought about this thread and started laughing. At half time they asked him what he was doing there and his response was he was making sure Barkley didn't give his man Kobe a bad time. Barkley replied that Nicholson was one of his very favorite people in the whole world. Then he said something about how much fun he was to around and how he really knew how to have a good time. Then I thought to myself, yea that beer me is probably right he is a complete tool. :rolleyes:

chagrin
05-18-2006, 10:57 AM
He was the Joker,

I mean C'mon


He could piss in Kobe's mouth and get away with it.

http://chillplace.net/images/avatars/47105992443a7932040f31.jpg

This thread needs an enema!

Inspector
05-18-2006, 11:28 AM
Jack is shining.

And managing his anger.

MahiMike
05-18-2006, 11:34 AM
It's just you dude.

There is no finer actor on this planet. Anything Jack's in is worth watching. My favorite line from "As Good as it gets" was when he's talking to the gay dude (Greg Kinnear) after he got beat up.

"Don't worry kid. We'll have you back up on your knees in no time."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sully
05-18-2006, 11:34 AM
So is he now a Clippers fan, or was he just hanging with Brooks for the hell of it? I couldn't figure out why he looked so shitty, unless it was for a role or something.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-18-2006, 12:02 PM
I was watching the Clippers -vs- Suns game in Phoenix the other night and there was Nicholson with his floor seats again. I thought about this thread and started laughing. At half time they asked him what he was doing there and his response was he was making sure Barkley didn't give his man Kobe a bad time. Barkley replied that Nicholson was one of his very favorite people in the whole world. Then he said something about how much fun he was to around and how he really knew how to have a good time. Then I thought to myself, yea that beer me is probably right he is a complete tool. :rolleyes:
...and a bandwagon jumping tool at that.

fan4ever
05-18-2006, 12:25 PM
It's just you dude.

There is no finer actor on this planet. Anything Jack's in is worth watching. My favorite line from "As Good as it gets" was when he's talking to the gay dude (Greg Kinnear) after he got beat up.

"Don't worry kid. We'll have you back up on your knees in no time."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I never saw the movie, but if Jack can convincingly pull off a performance where Diane Keaton gets him hard, then I withdraw any criticism.

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:19 PM
Am I the only one sick of seeing him on camera constantly at any Lakers game? His antics have grown way past tiring to me. The little voodoo curse he tried to put on Phoneix last night was so entertaining. I'm glad it didn't work. I think I like it when the Lakers lose as much because I know it bursts his bubble as much it does the teams. I know he's just being a fan and it's not his fault that the cameras always find him... I'm just sick of looking at him...

Uuuum; Listen to the games on the radio??? :shrug:

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:31 PM
This thread needs an enema!
ROFLROFLROFL

BIG_DADDY
05-18-2006, 01:37 PM
For beer me

BIG_DADDY
05-18-2006, 01:38 PM
.

stevieray
05-18-2006, 01:44 PM
For beer me

I'm going to paint that on the back of a jean jacket.

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:45 PM
.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-18-2006, 01:49 PM
For beer me
Thanks man. That was one movie I liked him in.

Wife- "what can I do to help you?"

Jack- "why don't ya start by gettin' the **** outta here."

love that line.

greg63
05-18-2006, 02:00 PM
What about this one?

You can't handle the truth!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-18-2006, 02:13 PM
What about this one?

You can't handle the truth!!
meh.

BIG_DADDY
05-18-2006, 02:14 PM
What about this one?

You can't handle the truth!!

Classic, I like the sales version I posted awhile back:


Rendition of "A few good men"





Sales: "You want answers?"







Finance: "I think we are entitled to them!"







Sales: "You want answers?!"







Finance: "I want the truth!"







Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!"







Sales (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And



that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going



to find it? You? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater responsibility



than you can't possibly fathom.





You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You



have that luxury. You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know:



that while the cost of business results appear excessive, it drives in



revenue. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to



you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down



in places you don't talk about in monthly meetings ... you want me on that



call. You NEED me on that call!







We use words like networking, morale building, discount points and



conversion. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent



negotiating opportunities. You use them as a punch line!







I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people who



rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then



question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said



"thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a



phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what



you think you're entitled to!"







Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"







Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do."







Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"







Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!"

Moooo
05-18-2006, 02:21 PM
"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" is by far his best work.

Moooo

greg63
05-18-2006, 02:23 PM
Classic, I like the sales version I posted awhile back:


Rendition of "A few good men"





Sales: "You want answers?"







Finance: "I think we are entitled to them!"







Sales: "You want answers?!"







Finance: "I want the truth!"







Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!"







Sales (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And



that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going



to find it? You? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater responsibility



than you can't possibly fathom.





You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You



have that luxury. You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know:



that while the cost of business results appear excessive, it drives in



revenue. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to



you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down



in places you don't talk about in monthly meetings ... you want me on that



call. You NEED me on that call!







We use words like networking, morale building, discount points and



conversion. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent



negotiating opportunities. You use them as a punch line!







I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people who



rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then



question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said



"thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a



phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what



you think you're entitled to!"







Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"







Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do."







Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"







Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!"


ROFLROFLROFL

Classic!