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Bowser
05-05-2006, 04:06 PM
I should clarify before I go any further. I am not wanting to tear up some ultra-skanky ho, I feel incredibly horrible. Started as soon as I woke up, and has declined ever since. First the sore throat, then the chills, and now the everywhere pains. Temperature fluctuating between 100 and 101.5. I've kept everything down that I've eaten (soup, Sprite, water), but it feels like going through the woodchippah. The strange part is I've felt perfectly fine up until this morning. Usually I'll have something alert me that I'm getting sick, but not this time. Hopefully it's gone as quickly as it showed up.

What is everybody's can't miss, surefire heal-ya-up-now remedies. I'll take all suggestions (doesn't mean I'll do it).....

ChiefsFire
05-05-2006, 04:11 PM
dude....

its cinco de mayo..tequila and beef and bean chimichangas

Fat Elvis
05-05-2006, 04:23 PM
bird flu

Iowanian
05-05-2006, 04:27 PM
mumps.

sorry, your baows are now applesauce.

Demonpenz
05-05-2006, 04:30 PM
my mumps my lovely lady mumps

ChiefsFire
05-05-2006, 04:32 PM
my mumps my lovely lady mumps
nooooooooo

now that friggin song is stuck in my head

Nzoner
05-05-2006, 04:37 PM
Lots of tequila my friend,knock your ass out and still have the feeling that you celebrated Cinco De Mayo somewhat.

alanm
05-05-2006, 04:38 PM
1/5 Jack Daniels, several bong hits and finally 3 Vicodin. Oh I forgot 1/2 bottle of Nyquill. I strongly suggest not operating a motor vehicle as you may hit a barricade. But if you do just say your a congressman late for a vote. :thumb: :D

Katipan
05-05-2006, 05:01 PM
the breasts of a nubile 19 year old pressed into your face

Bowser
05-05-2006, 06:01 PM
1/5 Jack Daniels, several bong hits and finally 3 Vicodin. Oh I forgot 1/2 bottle of Nyquill. I strongly suggest not operating a motor vehicle as you may hit a barricade. But if you do just say your a congressman late for a vote. :thumb: :D

Good lawd. I'd look like the dude in your avi.

the breasts of a nubile 19 year old pressed into your face

This is the most logical logic I have seen in some time. My pipes would certainly be cleaned.

Any chance you could take my wife out to see the Chippendales, or some other appropriate distraction?

Katipan
05-05-2006, 06:03 PM
Oh gosh, honey.

I'd love to.

Ari Chi3fs
05-05-2006, 06:04 PM
Sorry Bowser, but I will be a pall bearer, if you need me.

badgirl
05-05-2006, 06:05 PM
I have heard if you have the flu you can always run your car into a tree going about 80 and if it doesn't kill you it will take your mind off your flu.


I dont know.....thats just what I heard.

Skip Towne
05-05-2006, 06:07 PM
Sounds like the epizudick to me. I'll watch Beverly Hillbillies to see how Granny treats it.

ChiefsFire
05-05-2006, 07:45 PM
I should clarify before I go any further. I am not wanting to tear up some ultra-skanky ho, I feel incredibly horrible. Started as soon as I woke up, and has declined ever since. First the sore throat, then the chills, and now the everywhere pains. Temperature fluctuating between 100 and 101.5. I've kept everything down that I've eaten (soup, Sprite, water), but it feels like going through the woodchippah. The strange part is I've felt perfectly fine up until this morning. Usually I'll have something alert me that I'm getting sick, but not this time. Hopefully it's gone as quickly as it showed up.

What is everybody's can't miss, surefire heal-ya-up-now remedies. I'll take all suggestions (doesn't mean I'll do it).....

Halfcan
05-05-2006, 09:25 PM
A fifth of Jack Daniels straight-should clear up any flu.

Bearcat
05-05-2006, 09:27 PM
the breasts of a nubile 19 year old pressed into your face

Is there anything they can't do?

alanm
05-06-2006, 03:26 PM
Good lawd. I'd look like the dude in your avi

And that was before Jack Elam was dead. ROFL