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FAX
05-05-2006, 06:19 PM
That's it. I'm finished with the N00b (sp?) cause.

I reach out to these nasty a$$ N00bs with a sincere and authentic hand of friendship and support and what happens? One of them calls me a "Jerk" and another one threatens to kick my a$$ all the way back here in TN. They don't even know me, the little chicken f*ckers. Plus, after all that, I'm still stuck on 10 votes on the popularity contest.

Screw it. And screw tham. These nasty little buggers will never get any respect the way they behave. Nor, do they deserve it, the rotten, pukey, sodden, ungrateful little turds.

FAX THE DONE WITH THE NOOB (SP?) CAUSE FOR GOOD

ENDelt260
05-05-2006, 06:20 PM
Shaddup, noob.

blueballs
05-05-2006, 06:22 PM
if you're not a noob
then what are you

ChiefsFire
05-05-2006, 06:22 PM
lost my vote

Bwana
05-05-2006, 06:23 PM
Skip is going to print out and frame that post on his wall.

Frankie
05-05-2006, 06:24 PM
That's it. I'm finished with the N00b (sp?) cause.

I reach out to these nasty a$$ N00bs with a sincere and authentic hand of friendship and support and what happens? One of them calls me a "Jerk" and another one threatens to kick my a$$ all the way back here in TN. They don't even know me, the little chicken f*ckers. Plus, after all that, I'm still stuck on 10 votes on the popularity contest.

Screw it. And screw tham. These nasty little buggers will never get any respect the way they behave. Nor, do they deserve it, the rotten, pukey, sodden, ungrateful little turds.

FAX THE DONE WITH THE NOOB (SP?) CAUSE FOR GOOD
OK, who are you and what have you done with the super-mellow, peace-loving Mr. FAX we all love?

Lassie
05-05-2006, 06:24 PM
(Whimper)

http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/variety100/lassie.jpg

blueballs
05-05-2006, 06:26 PM
kick the dog
Mr. Fax

Skip Towne
05-05-2006, 06:26 PM
So it is you that is messing with my n00bs. I knew all the good fishing holes had dried up but I didn't know why until now. Just a hint: You have to rough up the n00bs a little to get their attention.

Bootlegged
05-05-2006, 06:27 PM
Shaddup, noob.


Yeah.

hypersensitiveZO6
05-05-2006, 06:29 PM
stereotypes....


hyperlite

FAX
05-05-2006, 06:32 PM
OK, who are you and what have you done with the super-mellow, peace-loving Mr. FAX we all love?

Just hang out with some of these grit-brained, malicious, spiteful little villians for a while, Mr. Frankie, and you'll see.

They're vile.

FAX THE ILL-TEMPERED UN-NOOB (SP?)

Mr. Flopnuts
05-05-2006, 06:33 PM
It is at this time that I will point out once again. Skip Towne, could've wore the crown. He is the champion of the N00b cause. It was Skip in fact that insisted in the Webster dictionary that the term N00b be started with a capital letter. This was because he felt the N00b population had to be sustained by showing them their proper respect. Mr. Towne in fact championed their cause in a way that may never be seen again. Mr. Fax your attempt at reaching out to the N00bs was noble, however you could never have truly hoped to spark the flame of inspiration the way the forefather of N00bdem (sic) did so many days ago. Congratulations on a noble attempt Mr. Fax, and best wishes in future endeavors.

badgirl
05-05-2006, 06:34 PM
FAX I'd vote for ya, but I don't know how......or for what. :)

leviw
05-05-2006, 06:35 PM
I support Fax. Sad to see this all come to such a bitter, spiteful end. :shake:

Bootlegged
05-05-2006, 06:36 PM
Skip has micropenis. Gochiefs has seen it and documented it on WPI.

chiefs4me
05-05-2006, 07:16 PM
Which one called you a jerk, I could kick his butt if ya want....:D

58-4ever
05-05-2006, 07:17 PM
FAX, I tried to nominate you in the first place to the contest, but my nomination was not valid since I haven't been a member for a year. On behalf of nOObs, you lost a very valuable vote.

burt
05-05-2006, 07:20 PM
Which one called you a jerk, I could kick his butt if ya want....:D

cool, I volunteer....it was me!!!!

Frankie
05-05-2006, 07:22 PM
cool, I volunteer....it was me!!!!
preevert!

badgirl
05-05-2006, 07:23 PM
cool, I volunteer....it was me!!!!
she said "kick" you butt not "lick" your butt. :p

Ultra Peanut
05-05-2006, 07:23 PM
Yes.

Frazod
05-05-2006, 07:24 PM
FAX has come over to the dark side. Cool. ROFL

Frankie
05-05-2006, 07:25 PM
she said "kick" you butt not "lick" your butt. :p
preevertess!

badgirl
05-05-2006, 07:25 PM
preevertess!
I prefer "imaginative" thank you :mad:

ROFL

Frankie
05-05-2006, 07:26 PM
FAX has come over to the dark side. Cool. ROFL
ROFL
I don't know why, but I found this very funnY!

Bob Dole
05-05-2006, 07:26 PM
Nipples.

Frazod
05-05-2006, 07:28 PM
ROFL
I don't know why, but I found this very funnY!

Hey, I like the guy, but he was just too damned cheerful.

This is great! :thumb:

Frankie
05-05-2006, 07:33 PM
Hey, I like the guy, but he was just too damned cheerful.

This is great! :thumb:
:LOL:I guess cheerful is pretty bad in your book. So here's some tough love:

:) :thumb: PBJ :clap: PBJ :D PBJ :toast: PBJ

Bob Dole
05-05-2006, 07:34 PM
Hey, I like the guy, but he was just too damned cheerful.

This is great! :thumb:


Aren't you fat ****ers supposed be generally jolly?

chiefs4me
05-05-2006, 07:34 PM
cool, I volunteer....it was me!!!!







:spank:

Frazod
05-05-2006, 07:35 PM
:LOL:I guess cheerful is pretty bad in your book. So here's some tough love:

:) :thumb: PBJ :clap: PBJ :D PBJ :toast: PBJ

:cuss:

Frazod
05-05-2006, 07:37 PM
Aren't you fat ****ers supposed be generally jolly?

Nope. Just slow-moving and hateful. :grr:

Bob Dole
05-05-2006, 07:47 PM
Nope. Just slow-moving and hateful. :grr:

At least that makes it more entertaining to taunt you in-person.

Frazod
05-05-2006, 07:52 PM
At least that makes it more entertaining to taunt you in-person.

I'll strangle you with your own eyebrow.

cdcox
05-05-2006, 07:52 PM
Quite frankly, I suspect the way you disparaged Ms. DOGPISS caused N00bs everywhere to consider your pandering to them with more than a little bit of suspicion. After you ran rough shod over Ms. DOGPISS, I doubt she will ever post on here again.

4th and Long
05-05-2006, 07:55 PM
This thread is quite excellent. My greatest hope is to see the following picture used by Mr. FAX in the very near future.

4th The Helpful

chiefsfaninNC
05-05-2006, 08:01 PM
That's it. I'm finished with the N00b (sp?) cause.

I reach out to these nasty a$$ N00bs with a sincere and authentic hand of friendship and support and what happens? One of them calls me a "Jerk" and another one threatens to kick my a$$ all the way back here in TN. They don't even know me, the little chicken f*ckers. Plus, after all that, I'm still stuck on 10 votes on the popularity contest.

Screw it. And screw tham. These nasty little buggers will never get any respect the way they behave. Nor, do they deserve it, the rotten, pukey, sodden, ungrateful little turds.

FAX THE DONE WITH THE NOOB (SP?) CAUSE FOR GOOD


Mr. FAX,

We are Chiefs fans. We have been in hell for quite some time now.

Halfcan
05-05-2006, 10:10 PM
There once was a dude name Fax
that got sick of nOObs attacks

Baconeater
05-05-2006, 11:33 PM
Did I miss something?

Guru
05-06-2006, 12:03 AM
This thread is quite excellent. My greatest hope is to see the following picture used by Mr. FAX in the very near future.

4th The Helpful
ROFL

Frankie
05-06-2006, 12:31 AM
Hey, I like the guy, but he was just too damned cheerful.

This is great! :thumb:Fraz, who knew my trips to the john would be benefitial to you? But the following quote is from the Nov. 2002 issue of Readers Digest that I was reading on the crapper just a few minutes ago. Page 96:

"Cheerful people make $14,000 a year more than less happy folks do."

Now think of what you could do with that extra $14K you are missing out on. Although a reliable hit man would probably charge you way more to do me in. ;) But there are ways to spend it rather cheerfully.

I think I'm gonna send you a bill everytime I go to the john now. :p

Frankie
05-06-2006, 12:33 AM
There once was a dude name Fax
that got sick of nOObs attacks
"So he started a thread on the Planet,
to tell them vermins to go can it!"

Frankie
05-06-2006, 12:34 AM
Did I miss something?
Yeah they shot JFK in Dallas.

FAX
05-06-2006, 08:07 AM
Many on this thread have raised some surpassingly good points. I found Mr. hyperliteZO6's post particularly poignant. After an excellent meal, a good night's rest, oral sex with the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX, and several lortab, I've begun to look at things somewhat differently.

It's not really N00bs (sp?) that fostered my anger. It's a$$holes who call you names and behave rudely when they don't even know you. And, really my friends, when you think about it, that's what the N00b (sp?) cause is actually all about.

So, I want to say here and now that I don't want all N00bs (sp?) to go to hell (for, as Mr. chiefsfaninNC so aptly stated, as Chiefs fans we're really already there). Rather, I want a$$holes to go to hell whether they're N00b (sp?) non-N00b (sp?) or semi-N00b (sp?).

I want to thank everyone for helping me through this difficult time with special thanks to Mr. 4th and Long for the picture which I am caching for future possible use should my feeling change on this matter.

FAX

Bob Dole
05-06-2006, 08:24 AM
I'll strangle you with your own eyebrow.

That's assuming you can catch Bob Dole. (Who is surprisingly fleet of foot and doesn't throw a football like a girl. That would be Endelt.).

StcChief
05-06-2006, 09:17 AM
I'm with FAX.

the newbies just don't know how to act right.

4th and Long
05-06-2006, 09:25 AM
I want to thank everyone for helping me through this difficult time with special thanks to Mr. 4th and Long for the picture which I am caching for future possible use should my feeling change on this matter.

FAX
PBJ

Everyone knows N00bs (sp?) wear red shirts and are the first one to get killed in each Chiefs Planet episode. :D

burt
05-06-2006, 09:37 AM
she said "kick" you butt not "lick" your butt. :p

At my age......I'll take either!!!! As long as my nether region is involved......

burt
05-06-2006, 09:39 AM
Aren't you fat ****ers supposed be generally jolly?

NO WE'RE NOT, DAMNIT!!!!!!!

Gonzo
05-06-2006, 10:42 AM
After an excellent meal, a good night's rest, oral sex with the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX, and several lortab, I've begun to look at things somewhat differently.

FAX


Ah yes, it is amazing how oral sex with Mrs. Fax can change your whole outlook on life.

KcMizzou
05-06-2006, 11:49 AM
Fraz, who knew my trips to the john would be benefitial to you? But the following quote is from the Nov. 2002 issue of Readers Digest that I was reading on the crapper just a few minutes ago. Page 96:

"Cheerful people make $14,000 a year more than less happy folks do."
I'm going with "cheerful because they make more money" rather than "make more money because they're cheerful".

BucEyedPea
05-06-2006, 12:54 PM
Thank y'all for the warm welcome. :harumph:






















J/K...y'all actually crak me up! ROFL

hypersensitiveZO6
05-06-2006, 12:59 PM
This site wouldn't be right without noObs. You have to have balance. BTW, I give my upmost respect for you FAX, but please don't give noObs stereotypes.

Relax man
hyperlite

FAX
05-06-2006, 01:15 PM
This site wouldn't be right withour noObs. You have to have balance.
hyperlite

Exactly what I used to believe, Mr. hyperliteZO6. Until, one day, as if in a terrible and saneless nightmare, it was my misfortune to encounter two hellish, hideous, horror-fostering N00bs (sp?) completely devoid of even the remotest connection to human decency or decorum.

Plus, I think they both voted for Mr. Rain Man.

FAX

luv
05-06-2006, 01:16 PM
Exactly what I used to believe, Mr. hyperliteZO6. Until, one day, as if in a terrible and saneless nightmare, it was my misfortune to encounter two hellish, hideous, horror-fostering N00bs (sp?) completely devoid of even the remotest connection to human decency or decorum.

Plus, I think they both voted for Mr. Rain Man.

FAX
But it was an honor just to make it to the final four, right?

FAX
05-06-2006, 01:27 PM
But it was an honor just to make it to the final four, right?

Yes, Ms. luv. A totally unexpected and humbling experience. When I first posted on here, I never would have imagined such a thing.

Still ... I sometimes catch myself wishing that I hadn't made that promise to keep Mr. Rain Man's dark, secret past out of the campaign. Things might have turned out differently in the end.

FAX THE HONORABLE

Fish
05-06-2006, 01:34 PM
http://lortabs.freespaces.com/images/lortab-1.jpg

Please Mr. Fax..... Let us back into your life..... we truly desire the warmth and comfort of the inner folds of your brain..... Let us have another romantic dance in the ether...... please...... please................

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 01:35 PM
Exactly what I used to believe, Mr. hyperliteZO6. Until, one day, as if in a terrible and saneless nightmare, it was my misfortune to encounter two hellish, hideous, horror-fostering N00bs (sp?) completely devoid of even the remotest connection to human decency or decorum.

Plus, I think they both voted for Mr. Rain Man.

FAX
I'm a n00b around here although I have lurked for quite awhile. I've noticed your concern for n00bs so I wonder if you will protect me from that mean ol' Skip Towne?

FAX
05-06-2006, 01:41 PM
I'm a n00b around here although I have lurked for quite awhile. I've noticed your concern for n00bs so I wonder if you will protect me from that mean ol' Skip Towne?

I will be more than happy to assist in any way I can, Mr. Big Dick Jones.

Whom, by the way, did you vote for in the contest?

FAX

BucEyedPea
05-06-2006, 01:59 PM
I know you're not asking me but, anyhow.... I voted for skip in one round.

In the final round I voted for RainMain....because, being a n00b they posted to me a few times...so they were noticed. I only noticed you the past few days.It takes awhile to take it all in. Know what I mean?


Besides RainMain is a Pisces...and a long, lost sibling.
T'is a family thing.

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 02:02 PM
I will be more than happy to assist in any way I can, Mr. Big Dick Jones.

Whom, by the way, did you vote for in the contest?

FAX
I voted for you, of course.

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 02:03 PM
I voted for you, of course.
Oh, I forgot to thank you for any help you can give this n00b.

FAX
05-06-2006, 02:04 PM
I know you're not asking me but, anyhow.... I voted for skip in one round.

In the final round I voted for RainMain....because, being a n00b they posted to me a few times...so they were noticed. I only noticed you the past few days.It takes awhile to take it all in. Know what I mean?


Besides RainMain is a Pisces...and a long, lost sibling.
T'is a family thing.

Your vote was well-cast, Mr. BucEyedPea. No hard feelings here. I know that Mr. Rain Man is far more deserving of winning the popularity contest than I ever could hope to be. You were right to vote for him.

Mr. Rain Man is a valued and irreplaceable poster on the Planet. He has great fooball knowledge, an excellent command of Chiefs history, and is extremely intelligent, witty and clever.

Now, if you would be so kind as to take your Mr. Rain Man voting and proud of it pisces a$$ in one hand and your mouse in another and delete your multiple posts on this thread, I would appreciate it.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2006, 02:06 PM
I will be more than happy to assist in any way I can, Mr. Big Dick Jones.

Whom, by the way, did you vote for in the contest?

FAX


Mr. Fax may I suggest to you that you refrain from "offering to help anyway you can" to an individual named Big Dick Jones. You may be unhappy with the results after the lortabs wear off.

FAX
05-06-2006, 02:07 PM
Oh, I forgot to thank you for any help you can give this n00b.

From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for your vote, Mr. Big Dick Jones. May your Planet experience bring you nothing but joy.

But, I'm not sure that you're going to need any help defending yourself around here with a name like Mr. Big Dick Jones.

FAX

FAX
05-06-2006, 02:08 PM
Mr. Fax may I suggest to you that you refrain from "offering to help anyway you can" to an individual named Big Dick Jones. You may be unhappy with the results after the lortabs wear off.

Point, Mr. Flopnuts. Point.

FAX

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 02:09 PM
Mr. Fax may I suggest to you that you refrain from "offering to help anyway you can" to an individual named Big Dick Jones. You may be unhappy with the results after the lortabs wear off.
Mind your own business, Flopnuts, find your own marks.

BucEyedPea
05-06-2006, 02:10 PM
Your vote was well-cast, Mr. BucEyedPea. No hard feelings here. I know that Mr. Rain Man is far more deserving of winning the popularity contest than I ever could hope to be. You were right to vote for him.

Mr. Rain Man is a valued and irreplaceable poster on the Planet. He has great fooball knowledge, an excellent command of Chiefs history, and is extremely intelligent, witty and clever.

Now, if you would be so kind as to take your Mr. Rain Man voting and proud of it pisces a$$ in one hand and your mouse in another and delete your multiple posts on this thread, I would appreciate it.

FAX


First of...it's Ms.BucEyedPea...not Mr.

Multiple posts were already caught and deleted before you requested it.
Board froze and posts did not seem to apply. "Submit Reply" was accidentally hit. It was really just the same post as the one before this one. :)

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 02:10 PM
Oh, I forgot to thank you for any help you can give this n00b.
There is no helping a n00b. There is only keeping them in line. Just as an FYI Skip Towne is your master and don't f**king forget it. When, and ONLY when, he tells you that you may move out on your own may you venture this board alone. Until then you're just begging for an ass beating.

BucEyedPea
05-06-2006, 02:12 PM
ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2006, 02:13 PM
There is no helping a n00b. There is only keeping them in line. Just as an FYI Skip Towne is your master and don't f**king forget it. When, and ONLY when, he tells you that you may move out on your own may you venture this board alone. Until then you're just begging for an ass beating.



There's not much to say to this. You just can't argue with solid logic. It's always, well, logical.

luv
05-06-2006, 02:13 PM
From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for your vote, Mr. Big Dick Jones. May your Planet experience bring you nothing but joy.

But, I'm not sure that you're going to need any help defending yourself around here with a name like Mr. Big Dick Jones.

FAX
He might be asked to prove it. o:-)

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2006, 02:14 PM
Mind your own business, Flopnuts, find your own marks.



ROFL that is the funniest thing I've read all day. Rep. Welcome to the board.

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 02:14 PM
There is no helping a n00b. There is only keeping them in line. Just as an FYI Skip Towne is your master and don't f**king forget it. When, and ONLY when, he tells you that you may move out on your own may you venture this board alone. Until then you're just begging for an ass beating.
Well, excuuuuse me. That Towne dude don't look so tough to me.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2006, 02:15 PM
Well, excuuuuse me. That Towne dude don't look so tough to me.


He's the leader of a gang. Be careful what you say out loud.

luv
05-06-2006, 02:15 PM
There is no helping a n00b. There is only keeping them in line. Just as an FYI Skip Towne is your master and don't f**king forget it. When, and ONLY when, he tells you that you may move out on your own may you venture this board alone. Until then you're just begging for an ass beating.
You must be careful in giving this advice instead of letting them learn for themselves. Otherwise, they might end up worshipping him. We know what that does to his head. (All in jest, Skip).

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 02:15 PM
Well, excuuuuse me. That Towne dude don't look so tough to me.
Turn on your rep noob. It's in your user profile. It'll let us all know just how much latitude to give you before your beating commences.

FAX
05-06-2006, 02:16 PM
First of...it's Ms.BucEyedPea...not Mr.

Multiple posts were already caught and deleted before you requested it.
Board froze and posts did not seem to apply. "Submit Reply" was accidentally hit. It was really just the same post as the one before this one. :)

My sincere apologies for the gender mixup, Ms. BucEyedPea. My only excuse is that I have avatars and sigs and things turned off so, if there was an indication of your sex in one of those, I missed it. I have known no female BucEyedPeas and, therefore, inadvertently assumed incorrectly.

Anyway, I know a poster you might like to meet. His name is Mr. Big Dick Jones. Ever hear of him?

FAX

BucEyedPea
05-06-2006, 02:19 PM
My sincere apologies for the gender mixup, Ms. BucEyedPea. My only excuse is that I have avatars and sigs and things turned off so, if there was an indication of your sex in one of those, I missed it. I have known no female BucEyedPeas and, therefore, inadvertently assumed incorrectly.

Anyway, I know a poster you might like to meet. His name is Mr. Big Dick Jones. Ever hear of him?

FAX

Hearing of him right now.

I don't have an avatar...it would not upload.
That happens when one is on a Mac it seems.
I did have a sig...but it seems to have disappeared.
It calls skip "Super Hunk."

FAX
05-06-2006, 02:20 PM
There is no helping a n00b. There is only keeping them in line. Just as an FYI Skip Towne is your master and don't f**king forget it. When, and ONLY when, he tells you that you may move out on your own may you venture this board alone. Until then you're just begging for an ass beating.

Actually, I'm thinking that Mr. Skip Towne and Mr. Big Dick Jones might get along very well, Mr. Simplex3.

Just a feeling.

FAX

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 02:20 PM
Anyway, I know a poster you might like to meet. His name is Mr. Big Dick Jones. Ever hear of him?
I'm a woman too. [/Big Dick Jane]

luv
05-06-2006, 02:20 PM
My sincere apologies for the gender mixup, Ms. BucEyedPea. My only excuse is that I have avatars and sigs and things turned off so, if there was an indication of your sex in one of those, I missed it. I have known no female BucEyedPeas and, therefore, inadvertently assumed incorrectly.

Anyway, I know a poster you might like to meet. His name is Mr. Big Dick Jones. Ever hear of him?

FAX
Anyone with "Big Dick" in his name is believed to have otherwise until said name is proven.

burt
05-06-2006, 02:34 PM
Anyone with "Big Dick" in his name is believed to have otherwise until said name is proven.

well, my first name here was little dick Dale Mercer, but they made me shorten it......the name , that is.....

Chiefsrocker
05-06-2006, 02:35 PM
Ummm at how many posts do you become an "un-noob"?????

KcMizzou
05-06-2006, 02:37 PM
Ummm at how many posts do you become an "un-noob"?????Not sure. I'm still waiting.

FAX
05-06-2006, 02:39 PM
Ummm at how many posts do you become an "un-noob"?????

Undetermined, Mr. Chiefsrocker. You just post your tail off and then, suddenly, "poof", you're N00bism (sp?) is cured.

It's like a tent revival that lasts for years.

FAX

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 02:43 PM
Ummm at how many posts do you become an "un-noob"?????
It isn't a time issue or a post-count issue. It's a knowledge and sustained quality issue.

chiefsfaninNC
05-06-2006, 03:01 PM
Ummm at how many posts do you become an "un-noob"?????


Embrace your inner n00b. Never let it go. Once it disappears you turn into Skip.

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 03:16 PM
Turn on your rep noob. It's in your user profile. It'll let us all know just how much latitude to give you before your beating commences.
I just located it and turned it on. I've already gotten rep twice. I need to learn how to give it once I get a pile of it.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 03:18 PM
I just located it and turned it on. I've already gotten rep twice. I need to learn how to give it once I get a pile of it.
Now you've gotten rep three times.

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 03:29 PM
Now you've gotten rep three times.
Hey, thanks, I'm on my way until somebody gets pissed off at me.

luv
05-06-2006, 03:31 PM
Now you've gotten rep three times.
No rep until I see pics. :p

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 03:35 PM
No rep until I see pics. :p
I don't have any pics. I'm a n00b.

luv
05-06-2006, 03:36 PM
I don't have any pics. I'm a n00b.
A n00b who already spells n00b correctly. Very perceptive.

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 03:38 PM
A n00b who already spells n00b correctly. Very perceptive.
I've lurked for quite a while. I'm afraid of these meanies so it took a long time to post.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 03:47 PM
No rep until I see pics. :p
I didn't say what KIND of rep now did I?

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 04:09 PM
I didn't say what KIND of rep now did I?
Would you do that to a poor defenseless n00b? I'm warning you, I'll cry.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2006, 04:12 PM
Would you do that to a poor defenseless n00b? I'm warning you, I'll cry.


Show no weakness n00b, you'll get eaten alive

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 04:15 PM
Would you do that to a poor defenseless n00b? I'm warning you, I'll cry.
Sorry. I did it before I even posted that I left you rep.


Ok, that was a lie. I'm not sorry about it and everyone knows it.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 04:16 PM
Show no weakness n00b, you'll get eaten alive
Shut up. I'm luring him in.

chiefs4me
05-06-2006, 04:17 PM
Would you do that to a poor defenseless n00b? I'm warning you, I'll cry.





you are not new, go on, tell them who you really are....

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 04:18 PM
you are not new, go on, tell them who you really are....
Gee, thanks for the head up. :rolleyes:

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2006, 04:32 PM
Shut up n00b. I'm luring him in.


Fixed your post

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 04:33 PM
Fixed your post
I don't like to overuse the word, it cheapens it.

Calcountry
05-06-2006, 04:37 PM
Mr. FAX,

We are Chiefs fans. We have been in hell for quite some time now.I was playing The Eagles: "Hotel California" backward, and it said, the Chiefs haven't won the Super Bowl since 1969.

Freaky huh?

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 04:40 PM
I was playing The Eagles: "Hotel California" backward, and it said, the Chiefs haven't won the Super Bowl since 1969.

Freaky huh?
How do you get it to run backward? Turn the plug over?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 04:42 PM
How do you get it to run backward? Turn the plug over?
No, you have to reverse the switch. There's a button you have to push way back inside the outlet. It's kind of hard to push sometimes. I'd recommend you use something metal so that it doesn't accidentally break and get stuck in there.

Big Dick Jones
05-06-2006, 04:45 PM
No, you have to reverse the switch. There's a button you have to push way back inside the outlet. It's kind of hard to push sometimes. I'd recommend you use something metal so that it doesn't accidentally break and get stuck in there.
Yeah I see it. Back there by all those wires. I'll get a kitchen knife.

Bwana
05-06-2006, 05:04 PM
Yeah I see it. Back there by all those wires. I'll get a kitchen knife.

Frankie
05-06-2006, 07:40 PM
Yeah I see it. Back there by all those wires. I'll get a kitchen knife.
BDJ!, BDJ!.... Are you there?

joesomebody
05-06-2006, 09:00 PM
Gotta say Fax, I enjoy the hell out of your posts... but I had to go with Rain Man... maybe if you'd post more polls?