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Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:02 PM
Am I ever wasted! :bong:

How about you?



***WARNING!!!To those of you bleeding hart types who donít even like the word "drugs" let alone smoke them this thread can , most likely will be, and most certainly is about being stoned. :D

alnorth
05-06-2006, 08:04 PM
YOUR COOL! :thumb:

Bwana
05-06-2006, 08:12 PM
That's all well and fine, but is your cat still in the house? I don't want to see yet another thread about how the cat was busting down the road while the owner was burning a fat one. :hmmm:

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:18 PM
No worries, I smoked it out in the shed :D

Now Iím just sitting here surfing whilst sipping on a mixture of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, and Cranberry juice.

Quite refreshing I must say.

chiefs4me
05-06-2006, 08:25 PM
feeling no pain here...little one sleeping and everyone else gone...:D

Bwana
05-06-2006, 08:26 PM
feeling no pain here...little one sleeping and everyone else gone...:D
Are you also burning a weed stick, or are you sniffing glue? :doh!:

luv
05-06-2006, 08:29 PM
No worries, I smoked it out in the shed :D

Now Iím just sitting here surfing whilst sipping on a mixture of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, and Cranberry juice.

Quite refreshing I must say.
Vodka and Red Bull here. Although, I think I may switch to screwdrivers.

chiefs4me
05-06-2006, 08:29 PM
Are you also burning a weed stick, or are you sniffing glue? :doh!:





now those aren't the only choices I have..:)

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:30 PM
Are you also burning a weed stick...
No, no.
Over here it's called having a "Draw". :thumb:

Bwana
05-06-2006, 08:31 PM
now those aren't the only choices I have..:)

Old Crow Whisky? Spray Paint? What are we talkng here?

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:33 PM
Old Crow Whisky? Spray Paint? What are we talkng here?Anything with a higher alcohol content than Lysol should work.

Bwana
05-06-2006, 08:34 PM
No, no.
Over here it's called having a "Draw". :thumb:

The hell you say. :hmmm: Over here if you say "Draw" one of us is taking a dirt nap.

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:35 PM
The hell you say. :hmmm: Over here if you say "Draw" one of us is taking a dirt nap.
This far east we wear snow shoes NOT spurs.

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 08:35 PM
I smoked some about an hour ago, then I drank a couple beers and now I need to go smoke again. I'm trying to maintain a delicate balance here.

chiefs4me
05-06-2006, 08:36 PM
No, no.
Over here it's called having a "Draw". :thumb:




having a draw...never heard of that one......ROFL

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:37 PM
Wow...real nice mellow buzz going on right now.
Damn creeper weed. :D

chiefs4me
05-06-2006, 08:38 PM
I smoked some about an hour ago, then I drank a couple beers and now I need to go smoke again. I'm trying to maintain a delicate balance here.









ROFL

Bwana
05-06-2006, 08:39 PM
This far east we wear snow shoes NOT spurs.

Heh! :p

chiefs4me
05-06-2006, 08:39 PM
The hell you say. :hmmm: Over here if you say "Draw" one of us is taking a dirt nap.








ah gosh, love the avatar

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:41 PM
having a draw...never heard of that one......ROFL
ACTUAL NEWFIE CONVERSATION:
Me: wadda ya at?
Buddy: Aívn a draw, ye?
Me: what oddís

Translation:
Me: Hi, whatís goín on
Buddy: Just getting ready to light one up, want a puff?
Me: Fire it up sir :D

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:42 PM
Heh! :p
Good day eh!Iím Bob MacKenzie and this hereís my brother Doug

luv
05-06-2006, 08:43 PM
ACTUAL NEWFIE CONVERSATION:
Me: wadda ya at?
Buddy: Aívn a draw, ye?
Me: what oddís

Translation:
Me: Hi, whatís goín on
Buddy: Just getting ready to light one up, want a puff?
Me: Fire it up sir :D
California. It's like a whole other country.

Wait, isn't that the slogan for another state?

Oh....who cares?

:toast:
:BLVD:

burt
05-06-2006, 08:44 PM
"as big as you want it to be...."

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:51 PM
"as big as you want it to be...."
It was a cannon, trust me :D

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 08:51 PM
Good day eh!Iím Bob MacKenzie and this hereís my brother Doug
Take off, hoser.

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 08:53 PM
Take off, hoser.Take off
To the great white north.
Take off.
Itís a beauty way to go,
so take offfffake off

http://ntl.matrix.com.br/pfilho/html/lyrics/t/take_off.txt

luv
05-06-2006, 08:55 PM
Take off
To the great white north.
Take off.
Itís a beauty way to go,
so take offfffake off

http://ntl.matrix.com.br/pfilho/html/lyrics/t/take_off.txt
offfffake?

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 08:55 PM
Take off
To the great white north.
Take off.
Itís a beauty way to go,
so take offfffake off
And a beer, iiiiiiin a tree.

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 08:56 PM
offfffake?
If you were stoned you'd understand it perfectly.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2006, 08:58 PM
I've smoked some of NC's finest this afternoon (not saying much, I miss Seattle) and am getting ready to enjoy a Ribeye steak and a few bottles of some local brew called DuckRabbit Amber. I can't get Alaskan so hopefully this will do. Life's good :D

luv
05-06-2006, 08:59 PM
If you were stoned you'd understand it perfectly.
Ah. I get drunk, not stoned. To each their own, though! :toast:

chiefs4me
05-06-2006, 08:59 PM
Take off
To the great white north.
Take off.
Itís a beauty way to go,
so take offfffake off

luv
05-06-2006, 08:59 PM
You stole that from QuikSsurfer!!!! Wait, he's not here anymore.

chiefs4me
05-06-2006, 09:02 PM
You stole that from QuikSsurfer!!!! Wait, he's not here anymore.







yep, and I thought it was cute and fit this thread...:D

Over-Head
05-06-2006, 09:05 PM
If you were stoned you'd understand it perfectly.exactly!

Lurch
05-06-2006, 09:06 PM
Take off
To the great white north.
Take off.
Itís a beauty way to go,
so take offfffake off

http://ntl.matrix.com.br/pfilho/html/lyrics/t/take_off.txt

Stoned Canadians. The only kind I can stand. Other than hot horny Eskimo chicks, I mean....of course.

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 09:11 PM
You stole that from QuikSsurfer!!!! Wait, he's not here anymore.
I think he only got banned for a week, he'll be back. He's a glutton for punishment.

burt
05-06-2006, 09:16 PM
He's a glutton for punishment.

ABSO****INGLUTELY

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:18 PM
I'm not exactly anti-drug. But I also don't quite understand the need to broadcast that you're stoned.

I guess if it was me, I'd prefer to keep it on the down low.

Ohh, and more cats/dope...

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