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Katipan
05-06-2006, 09:20 PM
There was a black baseball player who if you closed your eyes and listened to, you'd bet dollars to doughnuts (who the **** came up with that retarded phrase??) it was a white guy.

He was popular. He was loved. He was black. He got fluffy when he retired.

I can't for the life of me ****ing remember who it was.

But the letter "R" keeps circulating around my brain like it's extasy. But I dunno if that has anything to do with the baseball player.

HELP!

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:21 PM
Tony Gwynn?

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:22 PM
kirby puckett?

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:22 PM
Tony Gwynn?

Katipan
05-06-2006, 09:22 PM
jspchief. i didn't think i'd ever say this.

you're so sexy.

thanks.

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:24 PM
Fred Gwynn...am i sexy too?

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:24 PM
kirby puckett?
He doesn't sound very white now.

cdcox
05-06-2006, 09:24 PM
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19970210

burt
05-06-2006, 09:24 PM
Tony Gwynn?? Am I sexy now?

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:26 PM
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19970210 Shouldn't it be "phrase" of the day instead of "word" of the day?

And who actually says that?

cdcox
05-06-2006, 09:27 PM
Shouldn't it be "phrase" of the day instead of "word" of the day?

And who actually says that?

Ellery Queen, apparently.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:27 PM
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19970210
Hey, a bonus answer. I think Seedy Cocks is (are?) sexy, too.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:28 PM
And who actually says that?

Katipan, apparently.

tk13
05-06-2006, 09:28 PM
Tony Pena

cdcox
05-06-2006, 09:29 PM
Hey, a bonus answer. I think Seedy Cocks is (are?) sexy, too.

It's Seedy Cocks, not Seedy Strapons.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:29 PM
Tony Pena
Hahahahaha....

say... where the hell are the churros? I was told there would be churros.

tk13
05-06-2006, 09:30 PM
Hahahahaha....

say... where the hell are the churros? I was told there would be churros.
I'd bet dollars to cobwebs there aren't any.

Katipan
05-06-2006, 09:31 PM
Katipan, apparently.

wasn't your first answer ricky williams?

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:31 PM
Bullocks!

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:32 PM
wasn't your first answer ricky williams?
You hadn't clarified baseball yet. You just said "Ricky" and the first black athelete I thought of with a different voice was Williams.... and I believe I said, "no, he just sounds like f@g"

Katipan
05-06-2006, 09:33 PM
whatever, you failed.

tk13
05-06-2006, 09:33 PM
Rickey Henderson! There you go. Rickey can still play ball. Rickey will tell you he can still play ball, too. Rickey's the greatest, these punks ain't got nothing on Rickey.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:34 PM
whatever, you failed.
So, I don't get churros?

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:34 PM
george brett

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:35 PM
Ricky Henderson! There you go. Ricky can still play ball. Ricky will tell you he can still play ball, too. Ricky's the greatest, these punks ain't got nothing on Ricky.
When she said baseball... after Ricky, naturally I said Henderson. Of course, he doesn't sound white.

I really sucked at this game.

I asked her what he was famous for... but, I think Tony Gwynn might be most famous for sounding white.

Katipan
05-06-2006, 09:35 PM
I'd bet dollars to cobwebs there aren't any.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5012/churro7kt.jpg

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:36 PM
Hollow promises.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:37 PM
How about baklava? Is there any baklava? I really like baklava.

burt
05-06-2006, 09:38 PM
When she said baseball... after Ricky, naturally I said Henderson. Of course, he doesn't sound white.

I really sucked at this game.

I asked her what he was famous for... but, I think Tony Gwynn might be most famous for sounding white.


Don't you mean "Euro -american"?

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:38 PM
When she said baseball... after Ricky, naturally I said Henderson. Of course, he doesn't sound white.

I really sucked at this game.

I asked her what he was famous for... but, I think Tony Gwynn might be most famous for sounding white.Actually, Tony Gwynn is most famous for being one of the best hitters in recent MLB history.

Boozer
05-06-2006, 09:39 PM
I've had the pleasure of talking to Mr. Gwynn on the telephone. It was way more trippy than talking to Dane Iorg.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:40 PM
Actually, Tony Gwynn is most famous for being one of the best hitters in recent MLB history.
That doesn't make for nearly as funny a post, though.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:41 PM
I've had the pleasure of talking to Mr. Gwynn on the telephone. It was way more trippy than talking to Dane Iorg.
The Dane Iorg phone call is still your most kickass, though.

Boozer
05-06-2006, 09:42 PM
The Dane Iorg phone call is still your most kickass, though.

His son was playing for Florida in the CWS last June. I had major flashbacks.

milkman
05-06-2006, 09:43 PM
Actually, Tony Gwynn is most famous for being one of the best hitters in recent MLB history.

You mean to tell me it's not time on the San Diego State basketball team?

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:43 PM
That doesn't make for nearly as funny a post, though.It's close.

burt
05-06-2006, 09:44 PM
His son was playing for Florida in the CWS last June. I had major flashbacks.

not minor flashbacks?

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:44 PM
You mean to tell me it's not time on the San Diego State basketball team?Did he play basketball for them? He coaches the baseball team now.

Katipan
05-06-2006, 09:44 PM
His son was playing for Florida in the CWS last June. I had major flashbacks.

But I heard it was the daughter you flirted with.

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:45 PM
Don't you mean "Euro -american"?shut your pie hole nascar fan!!!

Boozer
05-06-2006, 09:45 PM
Did he play basketball for them? He coaches the baseball team now.

Yeah. I think he even got drafted in the NBA.

Boozer
05-06-2006, 09:46 PM
But I heard it was the daughter you flirted with.

ROFL

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:46 PM
Yeah. I think he even got drafted in the NBA.Something new every day...

burt
05-06-2006, 09:47 PM
shut your pie hole nascar fan!!!

I hate Nascar

milkman
05-06-2006, 09:48 PM
Did he play basketball for them? He coaches the baseball team now.

Yeah he did.

And yes, he is the SD State baseball coach.

I think this is his third season.

Boozer
05-06-2006, 09:48 PM
Something new every day...

According to Wikipedia (for whatever that's worth), he went in the 10th round to the San Diego Clippers.

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:51 PM
According to Wikipedia (for whatever that's worth), he went in the 10th round to the San Diego Clippers.Does Wikipedia mention he looks just like a fatter Glen Rice?

Boozer
05-06-2006, 09:57 PM
Does Wikipedia mention he looks just like a fatter Glen Rice?

It could, if you give me a minute.

Katipan
05-06-2006, 10:02 PM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2945/ohgeez9bp.jpg

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 10:06 PM
It could, if you give me a minute.
I'm waiting.

Rain Man
05-07-2006, 12:16 AM
But the letter "R" keeps circulating around my brain like it's extasy. But I dunno if that has anything to do with the baseball player.



Rrrrrrrrrain man.

Katipan
05-07-2006, 12:41 AM
Rrrrrrrrrain man.

shhh sexy. he's still awake.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3883/deepthroat3ti5nf.jpg

ENDelt260
05-07-2006, 12:42 AM
Hey, what's going on in here guys?