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burt
05-06-2006, 09:22 PM
Where the Hell is the all powerfull night shift that I have been hearing about? Damn. This is the night shit....

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:23 PM
you like bad girl

burt
05-06-2006, 09:25 PM
you like bad girl

I miss Coco....

cdcox
05-06-2006, 09:25 PM
"Night shift"? Dang n00bs.

Besides its a couple hours too early.

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 09:27 PM
They're in a rebuilding year.

luv
05-06-2006, 09:28 PM
Damn boy, give me a minute.

BIG K
05-06-2006, 09:28 PM
Where the Hell is the all powerfull night shift that I have been hearing about? Damn. This is the night shit....

The fireworks usually start in another two hours. Everyone is getting ready by getting drunk and then they will post.....

burt
05-06-2006, 09:30 PM
Damn boy, give me a minute.

You sound like all the women in my world...

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:30 PM
They're in a rebuilding year.still being sensitive pookie bear?

luv
05-06-2006, 09:31 PM
The fireworks usually start in another two hours. Everyone is getting ready by getting drunk and then they will post.....
Or some of us will get drunk as we post. Behold the transformation!

go bowe
05-06-2006, 09:32 PM
some people can get drunk in nine minutes...

milkman
05-06-2006, 09:32 PM
The all powerful night shift disappeared a couple of years ago.

With a couple of exceptions, the night crew now are just pretenders.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:33 PM
Christ, these douchebags don't even know the real name. It's like the definition of pretender.

luv
05-06-2006, 09:33 PM
some people can get drunk in nine minutes...
Lightweights.

luv
05-06-2006, 09:34 PM
Christ, these douchebags don't even know the real name. It's like the definition of pretender.
Night crew. Happy?

hypersensitiveZO6
05-06-2006, 09:34 PM
some people can get drunk in nine minutes...

You might be able to give Eric Warfield some competition. :toast:
hyperlite

go bowe
05-06-2006, 09:35 PM
night crew...

crew...

and we're not all dead, just on different schedules...

well...

ok, we are all dead...

go bowe
05-06-2006, 09:35 PM
Night crew. Happy?damn, beat me to it... :thumb:

blueballs
05-06-2006, 09:38 PM
Except for a couple nights this week, the overnight conversation is weak to say the least.

hypersensitiveZO6
05-06-2006, 09:38 PM
I'll post everything I drink:

starting off:

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:41 PM
The night crew doesn't exist anymore.

It's been replaced by a bunch of horny losers kissing up to luv2write.

And greg63 and kcchiefsguru exchanging schmoopies.

burt
05-06-2006, 09:42 PM
The night crew doesn't exist anymore.

It's been replaced by a bunch of horny losers kissing up to luv2write. And greg63 and kcchiefsguru exchanging schmoopies.


kissey, kissey......ah **** it....

blueballs
05-06-2006, 09:43 PM
Maybe I have missed the good stuff. All I have seen is a circle jerk with smilies

go bowe
05-06-2006, 09:45 PM
Lightweights.back when kotter was allegedly ingesting mouse shit and copious quantities of firewater, he was known as sdchiefsfan and did some silly (and quite entertaining) shit, including going from typing normally and sounding sober to tpynig reeley baaaaaaaaadf ane biegn reeeeeeeeeeeeley drnnnnnnnnnkk...

we like to tease him about it every now and then...

like bush has his seven minutes, kotter has his nine minutes... ROFL ROFL ROFL

luv
05-06-2006, 09:47 PM
The night crew doesn't exist anymore.

It's been replaced by a bunch of horny losers kissing up to luv2write.

And greg63 and kcchiefsguru exchanging schmoopies.
It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her.

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:48 PM
It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her.can i kiss up to you luv???

Katie
05-06-2006, 09:49 PM
Well, I've been out of the loop for awhile, but at least I am another girl type posting tonight...

burt
05-06-2006, 09:49 PM
It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her.


nipples
















copyright Bob Dole, 2006

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:49 PM
It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her.It's not your fault that 60% of the posters on this site cling desperately to anything with an extra hole.

hypersensitiveZO6
05-06-2006, 09:51 PM
hope there's enough to go around, only one to start bo

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:51 PM
I'll post everything I drink:

starting off:
f@g

luv
05-06-2006, 09:51 PM
It's not your fault that 60% of the posters on this site cling desperately to anything with an extra hole.
The other 40% are assholes.

They don't kiss up to me. They're just nice to me.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:52 PM
The night crew doesn't exist anymore.

It's been replaced by a bunch of horny losers kissing up to luv2write.

And greg63 and kcchiefsguru exchanging schmoopies.
Heck, the night crew might've been dead even before you registered.

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:52 PM
The other 40% are assholes.

They don't kiss up to me. They're just nice to me.I'd rather be an asshole than pathetic.

luv
05-06-2006, 09:52 PM
I'd rather be an asshole than pathetic.
You have to be pathetic to be nice?

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:53 PM
Heck, the night crew might've been dead even before you registered.Very possible, but what was posing as the night crew when I first got here puts the current group to shame.

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:55 PM
I'd rather be an asshole than pathetic.how bout a pathetic asshole????

jspchief
05-06-2006, 09:55 PM
You have to be pathetic to be nice?No. The two are entirely seperate. Have I ever been an asshole to you?

It doesn't change the fact that there are a bunch of losers on here that follow around the female posters like lost puppies, as if they're living at some sad singles bar vicariously through the internet.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:56 PM
hope there's enough to go around, only one to start bo
Perhaps I rushed to judgement. are you a girl?

DomerNKC
05-06-2006, 09:56 PM
i was on a board that bowed to every wish of the females on the board. it sucked.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:57 PM
I'd rather be an asshole than pathetic.
Why limit yourself? I bet you could be both.

luv
05-06-2006, 09:57 PM
Perhaps I rushed to judgement. are you a girl?
LOL...

I was thinking the strawberry might be good.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 09:58 PM
Very possible, but what was posing as the night crew when I first got here puts the current group to shame.
Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.

go bowe
05-06-2006, 10:05 PM
It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her. i think she is conflicted about that...

the drooling is messy and all that...

but the attention is fun... :D :D :D

Cntrygal
05-06-2006, 10:07 PM
Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.


I vaguely remember reading about those types of threads. :)

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:07 PM
I seem to remember something like that. Let me check my join date...

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:09 PM
...Jesus Christ. Looks like I've almost wasted (at least) 5 years of my life. Where did it go? It was all a blur of poop, titties and absinthe.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 10:09 PM
there used to be a java chat thing on here. The night crew used to go in there. Heck, AustinChief would join in on those sometimes.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 10:10 PM
...Jesus Christ. Looks like I've almost wasted (at least) 5 years of my life. Where did it go? It was all a blur of poop, titties and absinthe.
Crazy, huh?

I couldn't imagine being one of the founding folks... and on the star board for years before that.

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:11 PM
Remember the playbook graphic simulator? That thing kicked ass just because it was a cool idea, even though I don't know if anyone ever got it to work.

go bowe
05-06-2006, 10:11 PM
Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.ahhh, those were the days...

er... nights... :D :D :D

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 10:11 PM
Remember the playbook graphic simulator? That thing kicked ass just because it was a cool idea, even though I don't know if anyone ever got it to work.
Is that gone?

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:13 PM
Is that gone?

I can't find it anymore.

BIG K
05-06-2006, 10:14 PM
Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.

I somewhat remember that. Again though, I have been here four years and have such a low post count. I have spent most of my time viewing peoples posts and not interacting. Attitudes and demeanor are different now then they were before.

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:15 PM
Man, I started out on an unmoderated NFL board run by The Sporting News. They ended up shutting it down because of uncontrollable off-color smack between Broncos and Raiders fans. Moved to the KFFL Bronco board. Then OrangeMane as KFFL got slow. I find myself hanging out here more often than not now.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:19 PM
Man, I started out on an unmoderated NFL board run by The Sporting News. They ended up shutting it down because of uncontrollable off-color smack between Broncos and Raiders fans. Moved to the KFFL Bronco board. Then OrangeMane as KFFL got slow. I find myself hanging out here more often than not now.
Watch out. Before you know it, you'll find that you're becoming a Chiefs fan. Muahahahahaha! :evil:

luv
05-06-2006, 10:20 PM
I somewhat remember that. Again though, I have been here four years and have such a low post count. I have spent most of my time viewing peoples posts and not interacting. Attitudes and demeanor are different now then they were before.
You need to interact more.

But we know how busy you are.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 10:20 PM
What this thread could use is a grandllama ugly pussy story.

jspchief
05-06-2006, 10:22 PM
What this thread could use is a grandllama ugly pussy story.Duh. What thread couldn't use one of those?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:24 PM
The all powerful night shift disappeared a couple of years ago.

With a couple of exceptions, the night crew now are just pretenders.
Night C-R-E-W dips**ts.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:24 PM
Night C-R-E-W dips**ts.
Ladies and gentlemen. HE has arrived!

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:25 PM
Watch out. Before you know it, you'll find that you're becoming a Chiefs fan. Muahahahahaha! :evil:


Nah. I'm a football fan who roots for the Broncos and I get along with other football fans who root for different teams.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:26 PM
Nah. I'm a football fan who roots for the Broncos and I get along with other football fans who root for different teams.
That's what you think NOW. Hang around. We'll get you brainwashed. By "we", I mean those who know what they're talking about. That doesn't necessarily include me.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:27 PM
Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.
ROFL

Man, those were the days. The didn't last very long after I got here even.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:28 PM
Night shift-that was that movie with Fonzie in it.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:29 PM
ROFL

Man, those were the days. The didn't last very long after I got here even.
What happened to it? Did people get day jobs or something?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:29 PM
Ladies and gentlemen. HE has arrived!
Another piece to the puzzle. Maybe we can put a real night crew together for once.

You n00bs will have to step up your game, however.

Chiefs Pantalones
05-06-2006, 10:29 PM
Should I shave tonight, or tomorrow?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:30 PM
What happened to it? Did people get day jobs or something?
Hell, we're all 4 years older.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:30 PM
Another piece to the puzzle. Maybe we can put a real night crew together for once.

You n00bs will have to step up your game, however.
I'm game.

Time for a beer.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:30 PM
Should I shave tonight, or tomorrow?
What are you shaving? We need more info.

milkman
05-06-2006, 10:32 PM
Night C-R-E-W dips**ts.

I made it a point to use Mercer's description in the first sentence, and to correct it in the second.

I guess I should have used quotations to be clear.

BIG K
05-06-2006, 10:32 PM
You n00bs will have to step up your game, however.

After four years, I still resemble that remark. :banghead:

milkman
05-06-2006, 10:33 PM
Night shift-that was that movie with Fonzie in it.

And Beetlejuice.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:33 PM
I made it a point to use Mercer's description in the first sentence, and to correct it in the second.

I guess I should have used quotations to be clear.
We'll forgive you. It's difficult to soar with the eagles when we're surrounded by turkey dung.

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:33 PM
Night shift-that was that movie with Fonzie in it.


It had the girl who played "Diane" from Cheers in it as a hooker. Had a nice scene of her wearing a top and some panties. Damn, what an ass that girl had back then.

Chiefs Pantalones
05-06-2006, 10:34 PM
What are you shaving? We need more info.

My face.

Or I could shave my balls too...

luv
05-06-2006, 10:34 PM
What are you shaving? We need more info.
And, depending on what gets shaved, pics. :drool:

luv
05-06-2006, 10:35 PM
My face.

Or I could shave my balls too...
Like I said...

Just remember, don't shave your asshair!

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:35 PM
My face.

Or I could shave my balls too...
Face I'd do tonight. Balls I'd do in the morning. I'll expand:

The scruffy look is good when you're running around trying to pick up chicks. A prickly sack bouncing off her cheeks, however, is not sexy. You'll need the balls freshly shaved.

milkman
05-06-2006, 10:36 PM
And, depending on what gets shaved, pics. :drool:

No we don't.

Unless he accidently Bobbitt's himself.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:36 PM
Face I'd do tonight. Balls I'd do in the morning. I'll expand:

The scruffy look is good when you're running around trying to pick up chicks. A prickly sack bouncing off her cheeks, however, is not sexy. You'll need the balls freshly shaved.
You're a smart man.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:37 PM
It had the girl who played "Diane" from Cheers in it as a hooker. Had a nice scene of her wearing a top and some panties. Damn, what an ass that girl had back then.

Don't forget Michael Keaton.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:37 PM
No we don't.

Unless he accidently Bobbitt's himself.
Then I most certainly do NOT want pics.







It's video we'll be needing there.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:37 PM
Don't forget Michael Keaton.
You liked Michael Keaton's ass?

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:37 PM
Can someone do better than this?

http://www.celebmovie.com/archive/p-z/thumbs/Shelley_Long-NightShift.jpg

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:38 PM
Don't forget Michael Keaton.
You liked Michael Keaton's ass? NTTAWWT I guess.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:38 PM
You liked Michael Keaton's ass?
Shit. I'm way slow tonight, beaten by luv.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:38 PM
You liked Michael Keaton's ass? NTTAWWT I guess.
HA! Beat you! :p

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:38 PM
Can someone do better than this?

http://www.celebmovie.com/archive/p-z/thumbs/Shelley_Long-NightShift.jpg
:clap:

luv
05-06-2006, 10:39 PM
Shit. I'm way slow tonight, beaten by luv.
Would getting beaten by me be that bad?

Chiefs Pantalones
05-06-2006, 10:39 PM
Face at night, balls in the morning!

Thanks Chiefsplanet!

Lurch
05-06-2006, 10:39 PM
You liked Michael Keaton's ass?

You ever heard, Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt." That just reminded me of it.....Keaton played Batman in a movie, shortly after that was popular. Heh.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:40 PM
Would getting beaten by me be that bad?
Depends on what you'd be wearing when you did it.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:40 PM
Face at night, balls in the morning!

Thanks Chiefsplanet!
You might want to re-visit point #5 in this thread:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140371

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:41 PM
You ever heard, Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt." That just reminded me of it.....Keaton played Batman in a movie, shortly after that was popular. Heh.
Please don't expand on how you make a connection like that. You mind is one scary f**king place.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:41 PM
You liked Michael Keaton's ass?

Umm yeah, that is not what I was saying-more like saying he was in the movie.

milkman
05-06-2006, 10:42 PM
You might want to re-visit point #5 in this thread:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140371

Now, why did you have to go and do that?

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:42 PM
Bigger, but you can't see that ass. Still alright:

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/l/shelleylong/photos/018.jpg

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:43 PM
Now, why did you have to go and do that?
I'm in a giving mood?

greg63
05-06-2006, 10:43 PM
Night shift???

We're called the Night Crew; get it straight.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:44 PM
Bigger, but you can't see that ass. Still alright:

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/l/shelleylong/photos/018.jpg
ROFL

Nice socks!

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:44 PM
Still looking for a bigger shot of that ass...

luv
05-06-2006, 10:44 PM
I'm in a giving mood?
Oh really? :hmmm:

Chiefs Pantalones
05-06-2006, 10:44 PM
You might want to re-visit point #5 in this thread:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140371

ROFL Does shaving my face and my balls have anything to do with that? It's not like it's a life or death situation...depends on if I slip during shaving the balls...

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:44 PM
Bigger, but you can't see that ass. Still alright:

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:44 PM
ROFL

Nice socks!



I really wasn't looking at the socks.

KcMizzou
05-06-2006, 10:45 PM
Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.Ah, the good old days.

jspchief
05-06-2006, 10:45 PM
That's the best "I'd hit it" pic ever.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:45 PM
ROFL Does shaving my face and my balls have anything to do with that? It's not like it's a life or death situation...depends on if I slip during shaving the balls...
You're looking for advice on a life situation. #5 speaks directly to it.

milkman
05-06-2006, 10:45 PM
I'm in a giving mood?

Not feeling well tonight, huh?

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:46 PM
We're called the Night Crew; get it straight.

Bored crew tonight. Where is badgirl at, I found a whole bunch of lez jokes.

Like did you here about the new shoes for lesbos, they are called

Dike's they feature an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger.

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:46 PM
..hit it and kill her...



Nice! I'm stealing that.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:47 PM
Nice! I'm stealing that.
My second favorite:

.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:47 PM
Did you hear about the lesbo judges. They decided to "try" each other.

Or the lesbo twins: they were lick alikes.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:48 PM
Bored crew tonight. Where is badgirl at, I found a whole bunch of lez jokes.

Like did you here about the new shoes for lesbos, they are called

Dike's they feature an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger.
Use the lesbo jokes on SideWinder. He's appearantly feeling froggy.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:48 PM
I got nothing.

milkman
05-06-2006, 10:50 PM
Use the lesbo jokes on SideWinder. He's appearantly feeling froggy.

Froggy?

I read those jokes.
They're pretty ****ing bad.

Look like something QockSlurper would post.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:51 PM
I got nothing.
That's what she said.




See, this is what's wrong with the new Night Crew. Waaaaahhhh, he's got nothing. Bulls**t. Expand you mind. You telling me you didn't take a dump today? You don't have some story of self abuse and degredation? Come up with SOMETHING for Christ's sake.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:52 PM
Froggy?

I read those jokes.
They're pretty ****ing bad.

Look like something QockSlurper would post.
After a lobotomy.

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:52 PM
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment?



Potpourri.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:52 PM
Bored crew tonight. Where is badgirl at, I found a whole bunch of lez jokes.

Like did you here about the new shoes for lesbos, they are called

Dike's they feature an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger.
I can get myself off with one finger. I don't need another woman to do that.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:53 PM
I can get myself off with one finger. I don't need another woman to do that.

That post is useless without pics.

listopencil
05-06-2006, 10:53 PM
Whore.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 10:54 PM
We're called the Night Crew; get it straight.
What's this we shit?

Chiefs Pantalones
05-06-2006, 10:54 PM
The person that posts the 130th post on this thread will have the honor of shaving my balls.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:55 PM
What's this we shit?
I don't remember inviting him but I did miss several meetings.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:55 PM
That's what she said.




See, this is what's wrong with the new Night Crew. Waaaaahhhh, he's got nothing. Bulls**t. Expand you mind. You telling me you didn't take a dump today? You don't have some story of self abuse and degredation? Come up with SOMETHING for Christ's sake.

I had taco bell for dinner-it sucked. No pie tonight.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:55 PM
The person that posts the 130th post on this thread will have the honor of shaving my balls.
Phew. That was close.

luv
05-06-2006, 10:56 PM
:)

KcMizzou
05-06-2006, 10:58 PM
:)Congrats.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 10:58 PM
Well good night Planet.

milkman
05-06-2006, 10:58 PM
After a lobotomy.

In other words, a somewhat smarter QockSlurper.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 10:58 PM
Well good night Planet.
*cough*pussy*cough*

luv
05-06-2006, 10:59 PM
Congrats.
Finally. Young meat.

Lurch
05-06-2006, 10:59 PM
Well good night Planet.

Night, Can.....by the way....you aren't that psycho, the Talking Can's, relative are you?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:00 PM
In other words, a somewhat smarter QockSlurper.
No, his smack runs about as hard as I'd imagine QuickSpooger AFTER a lobotomy.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:00 PM
I don't remember inviting him but I did miss several meetings.
On the plus side, kcchiefsguru didn't show up to put a LOL smiley in the next post.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 11:00 PM
Night, Can.....by the way....you aren't that psycho, the Talking Can's, relative are you?

No he is just a cheap knock of a legend.

Halfcan
05-06-2006, 11:02 PM
No, his smack runs about as hard as I'd imagine QuickSpooger AFTER a lobotomy.


I am trying to stay above all that nonsense and take the higher road. Embrace our diversity and give peace a chance.

Lurch
05-06-2006, 11:02 PM
:)

I got a chainsaw you can use for trimming.

Chiefs Pantalones
05-06-2006, 11:03 PM
:)

http://i.tnt.tv/v5cache/TNT/Images/NBA_malbert.gif

YESSSSSSSSS

Lurch
05-06-2006, 11:03 PM
No he is just a cheap knock of a legend.

Heh. Good thing for you.

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 11:05 PM
See, this is what's wrong with the new Night Crew. Waaaaahhhh, he's got nothing. Bulls**t. Expand you mind. You telling me you didn't take a dump today? You don't have some story of self abuse and degredation? Come up with SOMETHING for Christ's sake.
I was installing a toilet a couple days ago and I dropped one of the bolts down the shithole, so I had to stick my hand down there to get it. I still feel dirty.

luv
05-06-2006, 11:05 PM
I got a chainsaw you can use for trimming.
Not to worry, I'm a professional. Wait, that doesn't sound good.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:05 PM
I am trying to stay above all that nonsense and take the higher road. Embrace our diversity and give peace a chance.
Comments like this are going to get you some treatment you won't enjoy. The real night crew may smell pu**y in the water and then it's all over.

Lurch
05-06-2006, 11:06 PM
Not to worry, I'm a professional. Wait, that doesn't sound good.

It's only bad, if you charge for your services.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:07 PM
I was installing a toilet a couple days ago and I dropped one of the bolts down the shithole, so I had to stick my hand down there to get it. I still feel dirty.
A new toilet or reinstalling an old toilet? That makes a big difference.

I knew a guy that had to go hand fishing for his wedding ring after some Mexican and beers. I imagine he can still smell the crap on his hand. Sort of like an amputee can still feel pain in the missing appendage.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:07 PM
It's only bad, if you charge for your services.
No, then it's smart.

luv
05-06-2006, 11:08 PM
It's only bad, if you charge for your services.
I could have been making money off this?!?!?

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:08 PM
Comments like this are going to get you some treatment you won't enjoy. The real night crew may smell pu**y in the water and then it's all over.
It's the menstrual blood that alerts us.

jspchief
05-06-2006, 11:08 PM
Sort of like an amputee can still feel pain in the missing appendage.I imagine it's not really like that at all.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:09 PM
Am I the only one here who understands the definition of "professional"?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:10 PM
Am I the only one here who understands the definition of "professional"?
Sure you are Webster.

Lurch
05-06-2006, 11:10 PM
I could have been making money off this?!?!?

If you have a sultry voice and a dirty mouth/mind.....you could quit your day job.

luv
05-06-2006, 11:10 PM
It's the menstrual blood that alerts us.
I'm safe cuz I actually am a chick, right?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:11 PM
I'm safe cuz I actually am a chick, right?
It's more when the POSTS are bleeding from the gash that people move in.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:11 PM
Sure you are Webster.
Please. Call me Noah.

luv
05-06-2006, 11:11 PM
If you have a sultry voice and a dirty mouth/mind.....you could quit your day job.
I have the mind, need to work on the mouth, and have no clue about the voice.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:12 PM
Please. Call me Noah.
Ok?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Webster

listopencil
05-06-2006, 11:12 PM
I have the mind, need to work on the mouth, and have no clue about the voice.



I'll work on your mouth.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:13 PM
This was more what I was thinking, though:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Webster.gif

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 11:14 PM
A new toilet or reinstalling an old toilet? That makes a big difference.

I knew a guy that had to go hand fishing for his wedding ring after some Mexican and beers. I imagine he can still smell the crap on his hand. Sort of like an amputee can still feel pain in the missing appendage.
I didn't drop it in the toilet, I dropped it in the drain thats been in the house for 50 years. I haven't bothered to smell my hand since then.

luv
05-06-2006, 11:15 PM
I'll work on your mouth.
Not what goes in it. What comes out of it.....

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:16 PM
This was more what I was thinking, though:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Webster.gif
When did he write a dictionary?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:16 PM
I didn't drop it in the toilet, I dropped it in the drain thats been in the house for 50 years. I haven't bothered to smell my hand since then.

Hmm, that sucks. Is this a house that's been in the family for a few generations? You may have just bonded with your ancestors. Oh, and the degenerate construction workers who built the place.

listopencil
05-06-2006, 11:16 PM
Not what goes in it. What comes out of it.....



Oh. Never mind then.

milkman
05-06-2006, 11:16 PM
Not what goes in it. What comes out of it.....

If he works on it, it will eventually come out.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:16 PM
When did he write a dictionary?
Who's talking about dictionaries?

greg63
05-06-2006, 11:17 PM
What's this we shit?

I thought you had me on ignore.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:17 PM
Not what goes in it. What comes out of it.....
Somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic"...

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:18 PM
Who's talking about dictionaries?
Aren't we?

greg63
05-06-2006, 11:18 PM
I don't remember inviting him but I did miss several meetings.

Nah I crashed the party.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:18 PM
I thought you had me on ignore.
Well... you're not very bright.

Baconeater
05-06-2006, 11:18 PM
Hmm, that sucks. Is this a house that's been in the family for a few generations? You may have just bonded with your ancestors. Oh, and the degenerate construction workers who built the place.
It was a rental house, so I just bonded with several decades of tenants.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:18 PM
Aren't we?
F**k if I know. Maybe. Was Roget the Thesaurus guy?

milkman
05-06-2006, 11:19 PM
Somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic"...

That's quality cross thread humor!

ROFL

jspchief
05-06-2006, 11:19 PM
This was more what I was thinking, though:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Webster.gifWhat the hell does Kurt Warner's wife have to do with anything?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:19 PM
It was a rental house, so I just bonded with several decades of tenants.
Daaaaaamn...

Uh, I've got nothing to console you on that one.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:19 PM
F**k if I know. Maybe. Was Roget the Thesaurus guy?
Yeah.

Say, what's another word for synonym?

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:20 PM
What the hell does Kurt Warner's wife have to do with anything?
ROFL

Dude, that is f**king eerie...

Logical
05-06-2006, 11:20 PM
Ah, the good old days.The other thing about the old nite crew was we could generate random nonsense a record pace. I recall us creating a 500 plus post thread in a little over an hour.

luv
05-06-2006, 11:20 PM
Somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic"...
I know the difference between big boats and big boobs.

greg63
05-06-2006, 11:20 PM
Bored crew tonight. Where is badgirl at, I found a whole bunch of lez jokes.

Like did you here about the new shoes for lesbos, they are called

Dike's they feature an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger.

Looks like things have picked up a bit.:hmmm:

milkman
05-06-2006, 11:21 PM
What the hell does Kurt Warner's wife have to do with anything?

Maybe she talks to God for Kurt through Noah.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:21 PM
I know the difference between big boats and big boobs.
You must have missed part of last night's beat-down of cavern-crotch.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:22 PM
Maybe she talks to God for Kurt through Noah.
Oh shit. I think I just sprained something.

Pot will help.

luv
05-06-2006, 11:23 PM
You must have missed part of last night's beat-down of cavern-crotch.
I could only read back so far. Her stupidity astounds me.

jspchief
05-06-2006, 11:23 PM
ROFL

Dude, that is f**king eerie...

greg63
05-06-2006, 11:24 PM
Well... you're not very bright.


Well...that goes without saying.

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:24 PM
It's even scarrier that you have an autographed Demon Warner picture.

milkman
05-06-2006, 11:25 PM
I could only read back so far. Her stupidity astounds me.

Don't ever tell her that.

She gets confused by big words like "astounds".

jspchief
05-06-2006, 11:25 PM
It's even scarrier that you have an autographed Demon Warner picture.lol. the autograph is Mrs. Poppadopolous

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:26 PM
lol. the autograph is Mrs. Poppadopolous
Holy s**t, you're right. That IS frightening.

Now why do you have HER autograph? She's no Markie Post.

ENDelt260
05-06-2006, 11:27 PM
lol. the autograph is Mrs. Poppadopolous
ROFL

milkman
05-06-2006, 11:27 PM
Holy s**t, you're right. That IS frightening.

Now why do you have HER autograph? She's no Markie Post.

Hell, she isn't even a Shelly Long.

luv
05-06-2006, 11:27 PM
Don't ever tell her that.

She gets confused by big words like "astounds".
I don't think they even have to be that big. However, she could accurately spell ASSHOLE. I'm so proud.

jspchief
05-06-2006, 11:28 PM
Now why do you have HER autograph? She's no Markie Post.I carry the pic around in my pocket in case anyone ever brings up Mrs. Warner or Webster in a conversation.

It's my Lincoln/Kennedy.

greg63
05-06-2006, 11:29 PM
I don't think they even have to be that big. However, she could accurately spell ASSHOLE. I'm so proud.

Hey one major accomplishment at a time; baby steps. :D

Simplex3
05-06-2006, 11:35 PM
I carry the pic around in my pocket in case anyone ever brings up Mrs. Warner or Webster in a conversation.

It's my Lincoln/Kennedy.
This one creeped me out. Grey Davis (fomer gov. of CA) and Kathleen Sebelius (current gov. of KS):


.

luv
05-07-2006, 12:08 AM
This thread needs some Rausch.

greg63
05-07-2006, 12:14 AM
This thread needs some Rausch.

Rausch would be good.

big nasty kcnut
05-07-2006, 12:14 AM
We need more cowbells.

Phobia
05-07-2006, 12:17 AM
We need more cowbells.

Dude - the one time in your life where plural would actually be incorrect you opt to drop an "s" on the end of a word?

Hey, where is the picture of your Hooters friend?

Simplex3
05-07-2006, 12:32 AM
Dude - the one time in your life where plural would actually be incorrect you opt to drop an "s" on the end of a word?

Hey, where is the picture of your Hooters friend?
http://www-cgi.cnn.com/US/9512/hooters_eeoc/male_hooters_waiter.jpg

luv
05-07-2006, 12:38 AM
http://www-cgi.cnn.com/US/9512/hooters_eeoc/male_hooters_waiter.jpg
During our Relay For Life event every year, they have a Queen of the Relay competition. You can have a guy from your team dress in drag and walk around the track collecting money. Whoever collects the most money wins.

Anyway. That almost looks like the guy who dresses up like a Hooters waitress every year. Only the guy I'm talking about is thinner.

Rausch
05-07-2006, 12:53 AM
Rausch would be good.


*Poof*

Someone speak of the Debil?

luv
05-07-2006, 12:53 AM
*Poof*

Someone speak of the Debil?
You're late.

ENDelt260
05-07-2006, 12:54 AM
You're late.
That's really close to one of Rausch's top ten least favorite sentences to hear.

luv
05-07-2006, 12:55 AM
That's really close to one of Rausch's top ten least favorite sentences to hear.
That would be, "I'm late."

Rausch
05-07-2006, 12:55 AM
That's really close to one of Rausch's top ten least favorite sentences to hear.

Top 2.

ENDelt260
05-07-2006, 12:57 AM
That would be, "I'm late."
Congratulations.

luv
05-07-2006, 12:59 AM
Congratulations.
I like stating the obvious.

Rausch
05-07-2006, 01:01 AM
Congratulations.

Rausch also drinks beer and colon-coughs at inappropriate times...

Halfcan
05-07-2006, 01:24 AM
This trainwreck of a thread could use some pie.

4th and Long
05-07-2006, 01:28 AM
This trainwreck of a thread could use some pie.
http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Canning/pie-apple-pic.jpg

Can I go back to bed now?

luv
05-07-2006, 01:29 AM
[img]
Can I go back to bed now?
Who said you could get up?

4th and Long
05-07-2006, 01:29 AM
Who said you could get up?
I'm always up, even when I'm not awake. :D

Halfcan
05-07-2006, 01:30 AM
http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Canning/pie-apple-pic.jpg

Can I go back to bed now?

Yep, thanks for the pie!!

Chiefs Pantalones
05-07-2006, 01:30 AM
ball hair

luv
05-07-2006, 01:31 AM
I'm always up, even when I'm not awake. :D
Don't expect breakfast.

4th and Long
05-07-2006, 01:31 AM
ball hair
I am NOT posting a picture of that! :shake:

4th and Long
05-07-2006, 01:32 AM
Don't expect breakfast.
I can outcook every woman on this board, so that was an empty threat. :)

BigMeatballDave
05-07-2006, 01:51 AM
"Hit it then kill her"
ROFL :clap: That's ****ing hilarious!

luv
05-07-2006, 02:23 AM
I hate it when I can't sleep.

go bowe
05-07-2006, 02:48 AM
eh, sleep is overrated...

luv
05-07-2006, 02:50 AM
eh, sleep is overrated...
I feel so tired that I could just fall over, but when I lie down in bed....

Maybe I should go crash on the couch.

go bowe
05-07-2006, 02:54 AM
try leaving the tv on low, or turn on a fan...

some quiet background noise actually helps me sleep sometimes...

the rest of the time, i use drugs... :D :D :D

big nasty kcnut
05-07-2006, 04:03 AM
Pic is up now of my hooter friend but more are on the way. I've even going to give a **** you denver salute.

Rausch
05-07-2006, 04:09 AM
Still can't ****ing sleep...

Rausch
05-07-2006, 04:10 AM
Pic is up now of my hooter friend but more are on the way.


Well, post it here lil' buddy...

Skip Towne
05-07-2006, 10:26 AM
Still can't ****ing sleep...
Ya got some good shit, huh?

Halfcan
05-07-2006, 12:28 PM
Damm, you insomniacs stayed up all night. A true Night Shift thread.

Simplex3
05-07-2006, 12:40 PM
Damm, you insomniacs stayed up all night. A true Night Shift thread.
You know what. I think it's appropriate that the new group of late-night posters be named the Night Shift for two reasons:

1. So as to not spoil or otherwise detract from the fame and power of the original Night Crew.

2. It's so close to Night Shit.

Halfcan
05-07-2006, 12:50 PM
Fame and Power of Night Crew? Wow, legends in your own mind-lol

Here are some other names:
Insomniacs Club
Night Owls
Simplex's Night Soldiers
No-sleep nOObs
AA support group
Greg's 8 ball groupies

Simplex3
05-07-2006, 12:56 PM
Fame and Power of Night Crew? Wow, legends in your own mind-lol

Here are some other names:
Insomniacs Club
Night Owls
Simplex's Night Soldiers
No-sleep nOObs
AA support group
Greg's 8 ball groupies
I am *NOT* taking ownership of you tards.

Halfcan
05-07-2006, 01:09 PM
I am *NOT* taking ownership of you tards.


Sorry we took a vote, and you are now President of the Night Shift.

Congrats!

Gregs 8 ball has confirmed this.

burt
05-07-2006, 05:06 PM
Sorry we took a vote, and you are now President of the Night Shift.

Congrats!

Gregs 8 ball has confirmed this.

Its NIGHT CREW, DAMNIT!!!!

burt
05-07-2006, 05:10 PM
Its NIGHT CREW, DAMNIT!!!!

sorry, but all those posts telling me that it was NIGHT CREW, has it tatooed to my eyelids......

chiefs4me
05-07-2006, 05:34 PM
Still can't ****ing sleep...








could it be, because you sleep all day???:D

listopencil
05-07-2006, 05:48 PM
.

Halfcan
05-07-2006, 09:11 PM
Damm this Night Shift thread is still going??

greg63
05-07-2006, 09:37 PM
You know what. I think it's appropriate that the new group of late-night posters be named the Night Shift for two reasons:

1. So as to not spoil or otherwise detract from the fame and power of the original Night Crew.

2. It's so close to Night Shit.


:thumb:

luv
05-07-2006, 09:41 PM
Fame and Power of Night Crew? Wow, legends in your own mind-lol

Here are some other names:
Insomniacs Club
Night Owls
Simplex's Night Soldiers
No-sleep nOObs
AA support group
Greg's 8 ball groupies
They all sound gay.

greg63
05-07-2006, 09:48 PM
They all sound gay.

There is no way that my 8 ball or groupies are gay. :harumph::p



Wait a minute; I have groupies??? :D

Halfcan
05-07-2006, 09:59 PM
They all sound gay.

How about

Luv's late night Lovers.

Halfcan
05-07-2006, 10:04 PM
Halfcan's Heros

You know like Hogans Hero's, except we are not in a war.

Okay I give up, no wait, how about

Night Crew Two-Revenge of the nOObs.

Rausch
05-07-2006, 10:06 PM
could it be, because you sleep all day???:D

No, if I could sleep all day I COULD SLEEP.

milkman
05-07-2006, 10:06 PM
There is no way that my 8 ball or groupies are gay. :harumph::p



Wait a minute; I have groupies??? :D

Yes you do.

I think they're called the Rainbow Coalition.

greg63
05-07-2006, 10:07 PM
How about

Luv's late night Lovers.


:thumb:


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