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greg63
05-08-2006, 10:41 AM
...is the meaning of life?

(Insert Monte Python movie lines/jokes here) :)

Bowser
05-08-2006, 10:42 AM
"life's a piece of shit
when you look at it..."

Donger
05-08-2006, 10:45 AM
No. F*ck off I'm full.

greg63
05-08-2006, 10:53 AM
Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

Skip Towne
05-08-2006, 12:12 PM
This thread needs a poll.

Hydrae
05-08-2006, 12:30 PM
Follow the sandle!

epitome1170
05-08-2006, 01:06 PM
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

Simplex3
05-08-2006, 01:07 PM
42. Duh.

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 01:12 PM
We live because we are all small parts of a great being, atoms composed of atoms, and we are the individual cells of an organism so large that we are not aware of its existence even though we are part of it, and it is us. And in that greater universe, that great being is probably working fast food.

Braincase
05-08-2006, 02:08 PM
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

greg63
05-08-2006, 02:24 PM
This thread needs a poll.
Done! :D

Iowanian
05-08-2006, 02:26 PM
Easy.

The meaning of life is just *this one thing*

Iowanian
05-08-2006, 02:27 PM
Tom T Hall says its
Faster horses, Older whiskey, Younger women and more money

kcfanXIII
05-08-2006, 02:28 PM
i learned the meaning of life in a pink floyd song.

"and you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking.
and racing around to come up behind you again.
the sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older.
shorter of breathe, and one day closer to death."

no wonder i was a depressed kid.

Dartgod
05-08-2006, 02:31 PM
What...is the meaning of life?I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 02:48 PM
I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

I'd like to learn more about this hat thing.

Dartgod
05-08-2006, 02:51 PM
I'd like to learn more about this hat thing.
Oh, Uh... people aren't wearing enough.

Fish
05-08-2006, 03:10 PM
Oh, Uh... people aren't wearing enough.

So it comes down to my hat being made of energy?

What if I wear 2 hats?

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 03:12 PM
So it comes down to my hat being made of energy?

What if I wear 2 hats?

If I understand dartgod's post correctly, I think the universe explodes.

Donger
05-08-2006, 03:42 PM
Star Trek TNG re-runs on G4 every damn night and little boxes of raisins.

Rain Man
05-08-2006, 04:03 PM
I realized just how fragile human happiness is today when I went to the men's room and realized that my stall was out of toilet paper.

Bacon Cheeseburger
05-08-2006, 04:19 PM
If you don't decide what you want to do with your life, life will decide what it wants to do with you.

greg63
05-08-2006, 09:00 PM
Bump for the night crew.

Halfcan
05-08-2006, 09:11 PM
The meaning of life? Don't know, but if I find out I will tell ya.

greg63
05-08-2006, 09:30 PM
The meaning of life? Don't know, but if I find out I will tell ya.

Well don't leave me hangin too long; I'm holdin my breath. :D

Rausch
05-08-2006, 09:38 PM
If you believe in a God that means that before he/she/it created everything, there was nothing.

Perhaps even God got lonely...

milkman
05-08-2006, 09:47 PM
If I understand dartgod's post correctly, I think the universe explodes.

If two heads are better than one, wouldn't stand to reason, then, that two hats are better than one?

greg63
05-08-2006, 09:50 PM
If you believe in a God that means that before he/she/it created everything, there was nothing.

Perhaps even God got lonely...


I believe this to be not too far from the truth.

greg63
05-08-2006, 11:09 PM
One last bump for the 8 ball groupies....or so they've been called. :D