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Buster's Dad
05-22-2006, 09:12 AM
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
>rooster
> >for his chicken coop.
> > The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
> >
> >"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
> >
> >The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
> >these chickens.
> > Look what it has done to me.
> > Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
> > The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am
> >taking over.."
> > The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
> > I will race you around the farmhouse.
> > Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
> > The young rooster lau! ghs. "You know you don't stand a chance,
> >old man..
> > So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
> >
> >The old rooster takes off running.
> > About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
> > They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster
> >has closed the gap.
> >
> >He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
> > The farmer, meanwhile,
> > is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the
> >roosters running by.
> > He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.
> > The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
> > "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
> >
> >Moral of this story? ...
> >
> >Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery
> > will always overcome youth and arrogance!
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And I am sure Skip will agree with me on this point, so young'ns watch your step :clap: :clap: :clap:
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chagrin
05-22-2006, 09:13 AM
In a related story, yet another old person drove her friggin car into a drugstore yesterday here in Florida.

StcChief
05-22-2006, 09:26 AM
In a related story, yet another old person drove her friggin car into a drugstore yesterday here in Florida.
LOL
North STL has young-uns doing it, these cars are stolen though
:p

chagrin
05-22-2006, 09:27 AM
LOL
North STL has young-uns doing it, these cars are stolen though
:p
I thought that was East STL??

I don't know, I went to STL for a 10 day work/vacation with an old girlfriend back in 2002, that was a cool town to visit.

Skip Towne
05-22-2006, 09:27 AM
:thumb: All young people are gay.

chagrin
05-22-2006, 09:36 AM
:thumb: All young people are gay.

That's pretty funny...

You want some Onions to go with those Liver Spots?

:p

Phobia
05-22-2006, 09:46 AM
It always cracks me up when old folks tell jokes they heard in their youth.

Buster's Dad
05-22-2006, 09:56 AM
It always cracks me up when old folks tell jokes they heard in their youth.
Better tread lightly , or I'll sic Skip on you :cuss: