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BucEyedPea
05-22-2006, 10:27 AM
First outbreak in a Florida trailer park!

http://www.footballhuddles.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=515443

Rain Man
05-22-2006, 10:28 AM
That's so tragic.

Demonpenz
05-22-2006, 10:45 AM
come on god. Like tornado's weren't enough

greg63
05-22-2006, 10:53 AM
That's it; I'm not kissing anymore birds.

StcChief
05-22-2006, 12:26 PM
link...
:hmmm:

nothing on news outlets, old FL paper says likely first place it will be found.

Plastic pink flamingos ROFL

chagrin
05-22-2006, 12:27 PM
Damn Liberal propaganda!

rageeumr
05-22-2006, 12:28 PM
How do you know where the pink flamingos live?

banyon
05-22-2006, 12:29 PM
Rumsfeld can get his $$ now for his Tamiflu stock with this newest development.

chagrin
05-22-2006, 12:32 PM
Rumsfeld can get his $$ now for his Tamiflu stock with this newest development.

To steal a quote, "...I don't blame the guy for watching his bottom line..."

chagrin
05-22-2006, 12:33 PM
How do you know where the pink flamingos live?

Where else would they be?

Simplex3
05-22-2006, 12:45 PM
I think it was Kenya. There was some African nation looking for a song that would resonate with their youth and tell them to stop touching and eating bird s**t. Maybe we need one of those. Bono could do it since most of his music is bird s**t anyway.

rageeumr
05-22-2006, 12:49 PM
Where else would they be?

The correct answer to "Where do the pink flamingo's live?" is:

(drum roll)

The house with the plastic rednecks out front.

I have heard a harsher version of this joke as well, I'll leave that one alone.

BucEyedPea
05-22-2006, 04:31 PM
I had one on my front lawn.
Where would America be without Florida's contribution to landscaping.

FAX
05-22-2006, 04:39 PM
A man from Santo Domingo
Had trouble with American lingo
His yard ornaments fell
And he started to yell,
“Holy crap, where did all the flamingo?”

FAX

Iowanian
05-22-2006, 08:43 PM
Rumors out of the vatican are that the Pope has bird flu also.

It was only a matter of time, considering he spends so much time hanging out with all of those cardinals.

BWillie
05-22-2006, 09:26 PM
I wish the bird flu would hit home here. I eat chicken at like almost 3 meals a day. People would go crazy, not buy chicken at all. Demand would go straight down, and thus lowering my price of chicken. I'm rooting for the bird flu. Bring it on

Chan93lx50
05-22-2006, 10:57 PM
I wish the bird flu would hit home here. I eat chicken at like almost 3 meals a day. People would go crazy, not buy chicken at all. Demand would go straight down, and thus lowering my price of chicken. I'm rooting for the bird flu. Bring it on

Nah Mad Cow disease would work better, bring the price of hamburger back down to $1 lb.