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John_Wayne
05-22-2006, 07:13 PM
I'm a Rush fan, but I'm a good sport and have a sense of humor. I figured some of you could have fun with this.


http://steaks.allenbrothers.com/images/email/2006/34/ABlogo.jpg (http://www.allenbrothers.com/steaks.jsp?MarketingSources=RushLimbaugh&utm_source=email34&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=rush_pac)
http://steaks.allenbrothers.com/images/email/2006/34/Main.jpg (http://www.allenbrothers.com/SpecialOfferProduct.jsp?productId=317&MarketingSources=RushLimbaugh&utm_source=email34&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=rush_pac)

DMAC
05-22-2006, 08:32 PM
I can't make fun of that. It is a plate of perfectness.

Tribal Warfare
05-22-2006, 08:47 PM
Pain killers.................. when you need to use sharp objects

ROYC75
05-22-2006, 08:54 PM
( RL ) "You still think I'm full of shit, look at these quality meats to eat ".

penchief
05-22-2006, 09:07 PM
I think Rush is as full of shit as anyone I've ever known. But I'm a good sport and have a sense of humor.

I don't get it.

jAZ
05-22-2006, 09:15 PM
I think Rush is as full of shit as anyone I've ever known. But I'm a good sport and have a sense of humor.

I don't get it.
I don't know if there's anything to get exactly. It's just a good looking plate of meat. It'd look better if it was grilled to perfection.

AZORChiefFan
05-22-2006, 09:34 PM
"Quality cuts of meat from our OxyContin, Lorcet and Hydrocodone fed cattle"

Archie F. Swin
05-22-2006, 09:44 PM
let me see ya grill

Boozer
05-22-2006, 09:53 PM
No caption, but the cut at five o'clock looks especially tasty. Tenderloin?

Archie F. Swin
05-22-2006, 10:36 PM
What part of the steer is that stuff in the middle?

J Diddy
05-23-2006, 01:09 AM
"Buy my meat....Lawyers and drugs cost alot of money"

MahiMike
05-23-2006, 06:46 AM
That explains how Rush got his mad-cow disease. Or was it hoof-in-mouth disease? I forget.

dtebbe
05-23-2006, 08:29 AM
FU&K all you bitches, I'm still the godfather

Love,
Rush

dtebbe
05-23-2006, 08:30 AM
What part of the steer is that stuff in the middle?

That's his famous "air america" sausage. It's made of the collective parts of air america talent that he has pulverized in the ratings.

Bootlegged
05-23-2006, 08:33 AM
I would season the steaks with salt, pepper and Montreal Steak seasoning. Perhaps Peppercorn on the Filet.


I would season the burgers with salt, pepper and garlic salt and brush KC Masterpiece on both sides.

I wouldn't eat the hot dogs.

Rain Man
05-23-2006, 08:54 AM
I could really go for a steak right now. Too bad it's only 9:00 a.m.

DMAC
05-23-2006, 09:10 AM
I could really go for a steak right now. Too bad it's only 9:00 a.m.Ever heard of steak and eggs for breakfast?

ChiefFripp
05-23-2006, 09:12 AM
Prescription meat?

Donger
05-23-2006, 09:21 AM
4 steaks - 20 oz. - 1.5" thick = $119.95

Dang.

John_Wayne
05-23-2006, 10:15 AM
That's his famous "air america" sausage. It's made of the collective parts of air america talent that he has pulverized in the ratings. ROFL

John_Wayne
05-23-2006, 10:16 AM
4 steaks - 20 oz. - 1.5" thick = $119.95

Dang. Yes. Allen Bros. meats are really expensive. That platter of meat probably costs about $325. It's insane.

burt
05-23-2006, 04:42 PM
http://steaks.allenbrothers.com/images/email/2006/34/ABlogo.jpg (http://www.allenbrothers.com/steaks.jsp?MarketingSources=RushLimbaugh&utm_source=email34&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=rush_pac)
http://steaks.allenbrothers.com/images/email/2006/34/Main.jpg (http://www.allenbrothers.com/SpecialOfferProduct.jsp?productId=317&MarketingSources=RushLimbaugh&utm_source=email34&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=rush_pac)

Rush Says, "I don't know shit about anything, not even beef, but someone told me this was good meat."

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 04:49 PM
Rush Says, "I don't know shit about anything, not even beef, but someone told me this was good meat."
He knows one thing:

He can buy and sell your ass with the change in his couch cushions.

Ebolapox
05-23-2006, 04:50 PM
FU&K all you bitches, I'm still the godfather

Love,
Rush

he has chosen free will...

signed, Halfcan